Posting for my lover Salival who still has no account:P Poor Sysco:PPP (It's short:)
Bange says in Westron: come on, saliva ! >>Alexa tells you: I have the following on sale: Lot Seller Price Description Tag #53 Ansaril 300 - a dwarven mining pack #54 Bohamir 160 - black plate gauntlets fresh! >>Alexa tells you: Following items just closed: Lot Winner Price Description Tag #50 Salival 370 - a finely-shaped pearl carapace exc (HP:230 EP:219) wear carapace No carapace here! (HP:230 EP:220) Bange puts an elven short sword into a large harvester's pack. Bange mutters to himself. trigger No car todo do steal carapace from sysco,steal carapace from bange The next time you see 'No car', you will do: 'do steal carapace from sysco,steal carapace from bange'. (HP:230 EP:222) You notice Sysco taking a special interest in your money pouch. pickup lot 50 wear carapace You pay 370 gold for a finely-shaped pearl carapace. (HP:230 EP:223) --Warning: You noticed that Sysco stole a finely-shaped pearl carapace from you! No carapace here! Triggered! doing: do steal carapace from sysco,steal carapace from bange (HP:230 EP:223) Do: starting commands. (HP:230 EP:223) You steal a finely-shaped pearl carapace! ............................ !! Stoled !! (HP:230 EP:203) You're already noticeable from your last steal and back away shyly. (HP:230 EP:198) Do: Commands completed. (HP:230 EP:198) wear all mother-of-pearl carapace : You wear a finely-shaped pearl carapace. (HP:230 EP:198) Sysco waves. grin Sysco goes, "UGH!". You grin. (HP:230 EP:199) rotlf rotlf rotlf What? (HP:230 EP:199) rotfl What? (HP:230 EP:199) What? (HP:230 EP:199) You roll on the floor laughing. (HP:230 EP:199) Sysco grumbles. Sysco rolls on the floor laughing. Light enters. Sysco looks at Light. g A busy auction house(w) Light the dunedain Medicine Man (Demonic) Bange the dunedain Mastermind (Immoral) Sysco Turtle the sindar Ring Leader (Immoral) A trash can Alexa, the auctioneer (HP:230 EP:199) Bange tells you: What carapace from salival? !?!? Light leaves west. Sysco leaves west. Bange looks at you.