He's just a love machine, and he won't quit and MP

Posted by
Theodrek [legacy]
Uploaded
15 October 2002 00:00:00
Type
Arrest

No mad skillz, no colorz, just a funny arrest. :P


Party say from Ezekial: southwest
Mirkwood(s, n, w and e)
Ezekial enters.
HP:210 EP:183> 
Mirkwood(s, n, w and e)
Ezekial enters.
HP:210 EP:183> 
Mirkwood(s, n, w and e)
Ezekial enters.
HP:210 EP:183> 
Mirkwood(s, n, w and e)
Ezekial enters.
HP:210 EP:183> 
Mirkwood(s, n, w and e)
Ezekial enters.
HP:210 EP:183> 
Mirkwood(s, n, w and e)
HP:210 EP:182> 
Mirkwood(s, n, w and e)
HP:210 EP:182> 
Mirkwood(s, n, w and e)
HP:210 EP:182> 
Mirkwood(s, n, w and e)
HP:210 EP:182> 
Mirkwood(s, n, w and e)
HP:210 EP:182> 
Mirkwood(s, n, w and e)
 A wild buck
HP:210 EP:182> 
Mirkwood(s, n, w and e)
 An ugly orc
HP:210 EP:182> 
Mirkwood(s, n, w and e)
 Mrlove beer the sindar Conjuror (Moral)
Triggered!  doing: handcuff Mrlove
HP:210 EP:182> 
You try to slap the cuffs on Mrlove.
Mrlove spins around to a defensive position.
Triggered!  doing: handcuff Mrlove
A fight begins!
HP:210 EP:147> 
You are already locked in a struggle, pay more attention to what you're doing!
HP:210 EP:147> 
You are locked in a struggle, you cannot move!
HP:210 EP:147> 
You are locked in a struggle, you cannot move!
HP:210 EP:147> 
You hit Mrlove.
Mrlove misses you.
HP:210 EP:147> 
You are locked in a struggle, you cannot move!
HP:210 EP:147> 
You are locked in a struggle, you cannot move!
HP:210 EP:147> 
You are locked in a struggle, you cannot move!
HP:210 EP:147> 
You are locked in a struggle, you cannot move!
HP:210 EP:147> 
You are locked in a struggle, you cannot move!
HP:210 EP:147> 
You are locked in a struggle, you cannot move!
HP:210 EP:147> 
You hit Mrlove.
Triggered!  doing: handcuff Mrlove
Mrlove misses you.
You are already locked in a struggle, pay more attention to what you're doing!
HP:210 EP:146> 
You are locked in a struggle, you cannot move!
HP:210 EP:146> 
You are locked in a struggle, you cannot move!
HP:210 EP:146> 
You are locked in a struggle, you cannot move!
HP:210 EP:146> 
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Mrlove!
HP:210 EP:111> 
You miss Mrlove. ~-.-~  Damnit!  Damnit!!  DAMNIT!!  ~-.-~ 
Triggered!  doing: handcuff Mrlove
Mrlove misses you.
You are already locked in a struggle, pay more attention to what you're doing!
HP:210 EP:111> 
Calacirya enters.
You graze Mrlove.
Triggered!  doing: handcuff Mrlove
Mrlove misses you.
You are already locked in a struggle, pay more attention to what you're doing!
HP:210 EP:112> 
Calacirya leaves east.
You tell Ezekial: found him
HP:210 EP:112> 
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:210 EP:112> 
You miss Mrlove. ~-.-~  Damnit!  Damnit!!  DAMNIT!!  ~-.-~ 
Triggered!  doing: handcuff Mrlove
Mrlove misses you.
You are already locked in a struggle, pay more attention to what you're doing!
HP:210 EP:111> 
You whip your dwarven warhammer from your studded belt like a weaponsmaster!!
You wield a Dwarven Warhammer.
HP:210 EP:111> 
Mrlove doesn't look so great.
Triggered!  doing: handcuff Mrlove
HP:210 EP:111> 
You are already locked in a struggle, pay more attention to what you're doing!
HP:210 EP:111> 
Calacirya enters.
Calacirya leaves west.
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:210 EP:111> 
You are too busy to make an attack!
Mrlove misses you.
Mrlove removes a pair of pruning shears.
Mrlove drops a pair of pruning shears.
Mrlove left the game.
Headbutt whom?
HP:210 EP:111> 
Headbutt whom?
HP:210 EP:111> 
Headbutt whom?
HP:210 EP:111> 
Headbutt whom?
HP:210 EP:111> 
Ezekial tells you: where?
Calacirya looks at you.
You go, "UGH!".
HP:210 EP:110> 
Calacirya says in Westron: you get him?
You say in Westron: Quit
HP:210 EP:110> 
You set your default language to westron.
HP:210 EP:109> 
Ezekial tells you: damn. Quit on you?
Calacirya smiles and says: Bah!
Ezekial enters.
Ezekial sighs.
You grin.
HP:210 EP:109>
Kewlio enters.
Kewlio leaves east.
Kewlio enters.
Kewlio nods.
Kewlio the invincible the eorling Prowler (Impartial) 
On for:  31s                           Gender: male
Age: 5d 2h 21m 6s                         
Can be mailed: Kewlio@Bree
HP:210 EP:109> 
Calacirya rolls her eyes.
Kewlio gets a pair of pruning shears.
Kewlio wields a pair of pruning shears.
Ezekial says in Westron: buggar off.
Mrlove beer the sindar Conjuror (Moral) 
Last on: 57s ago.                      Gender: male
Age: 7d 3h 1m 50s                         
Can be mailed: Mrlove@Bree
HP:210 EP:109> 
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So, while he annoys the hell out of us on his alt, Ezekial and Calacirya leave and I act like I left...Kewlio takes the bait, although it takes him a while.  But, I was ready.  Finally, he logs back on...



Mrlove appears from the shadows.
Triggered!  doing: do handcuff mrlove, hb mrlove
Mrlove enters the game.
Do: starting commands.
HP:210 EP:158> 
You try to slap the cuffs on Mrlove.
Mrlove spins around to a defensive position.
A fight begins!
HP:210 EP:123> 
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Mrlove!
HP:210 EP:88> 
Do: Commands completed.
HP:210 EP:88> 
You miss Mrlove. ~-.-~  Damnit!  Damnit!!  DAMNIT!!  ~-.-~ 
Mrlove misses you.
The criminal has been defeated, and is dragged off to jail.
Mrlove fades into the shadows.
You have been awarded 958 gold for this arrest.
You may pick up your reward at any courthouse.
Trigger deactivated.
HP:210 EP:89> 
Kewlio the invincible the eorling Prowler (Impartial) 
Last on: 22s ago.                         Gender: male
Age: 5d 2h 59m 22s                        
Can be mailed: Kewlio@Bree
HP:210 EP:89> 
Mrlove beer the sindar Conjuror (Moral) 
On for:  17s                              Gender: male
Age: 7d 3h 2m 8s                          
Can be mailed: Mrlove@Bree
HP:210 EP:89> 
You tell Mrlove: MPing is bad.  :)