just a little luck by me and a little not luck by lotraz, it made me chuckle at least
HP:230 EP:186> You miss Lotraz.
g
You notice Lotraz sizing you up.
Carchost's storage room(s)
Lotraz the dunlending Mugger (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
HP:230 EP:187> shape
Lotraz is in good shape.
HP:230 EP:187> Lotraz barely misses you.
You pierce Lotraz's chest, spilling tides of blood!
Lotraz laughs harhaharhah!
Lotraz hits you with a quick thrust!
You sink the blade into Lotraz with the curdling shout of a pirate!
stifle
cf
You stifle a giggle.
HP:221 EP:187> You start casting fireball.
HP:221 EP:187> Lotraz barely misses you.
You are still casting your spell.
The attack breaks your concentration!
Your spell is aborted!
Lotraz viciously shreds you into bloody pulp!
You brutally plunge the blade into Lotraz.
Lotraz says in Westron: drinking your flask?
cf
You start casting fireball.
HP:209 EP:184> You notice Lotraz sizing you up.
Lotraz barely misses you.
You are still casting your spell.
shape
The attack breaks your concentration!
Your spell is aborted!
Lotraz skewers you ruthlessly, causing severe damage!
You crack Lotraz's head with the flat of the blade!
Lotraz is in average shape.
HP:195 EP:181> Lotraz demolishes you in a blaze of furious strokes!
You miss Lotraz.
grumble
You notice Lotraz sizing you up.
You grumble.
HP:173 EP:181> cf
You start casting fireball.
HP:173 EP:181> Lotraz barely misses you.
You are still casting your spell.
Lotraz barely misses you.
You are still casting your spell.
You notice Lotraz sizing you up.
Lotraz barely misses you.
You are still casting your spell.
You chuckle as Lotraz feebly attempts to headbutt you.
shape
Lotraz barely misses you.
You are still casting your spell.
A blast of fire shoots from your hand and strikes Lotraz!!!
headbutt
headbutt
headbutt
Lotraz is in average shape.
HP:174 EP:161> You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Lotraz.
HP:174 EP:141> Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Lotraz!
HP:174 EP:106> Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:174 EP:106> You notice Lotraz sizing you up.
Lotraz enthusiastically dices your flesh!
You miss Lotraz.
Alexa tells you: a staff sling sold to Allantir for 50 gold.
Alexa tells you: Your bid for a staff sling was successful, please pick up lot 207 within 10 minutes.
stifle
You notice Lotraz sizing you up.
shape
You stifle a giggle.
HP:168 EP:106> Lotraz skewers you ruthlessly, causing severe damage!
You miss Lotraz.
Lotraz doesn't look so great.
HP:151 EP:106> Lotraz chuckles.
g
Lotraz barely misses you.
You miss Lotraz.
Carchost's storage room(s)
Lotraz the dunlending Mugger (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
HP:151 EP:106> cf
You notice Lotraz sizing you up.
You start casting fireball.
HP:151 EP:106> Lotraz barely misses you.
You are still casting your spell.
You chuckle as Lotraz feebly attempts to headbutt you.
Lotraz hits you with a quick thrust!
You are still casting your spell.
Lotraz cuts you leaving a thin stream of blood!
You are still casting your spell.
Lotraz says in Westron: You killed
Lotraz barely misses you.
You are still casting your spell.
A blast of fire shoots from your hand and strikes Lotraz!!!
headbutt
headbutt
Lotraz leaves south.
headbutt
headbutt
Headbutt whom?
HP:139 EP:72> headbutt
headbutt
Headbutt whom?
HP:139 EP:72> s
Headbutt whom?
HP:139 EP:72> Headbutt whom?
HP:139 EP:72> Headbutt whom?
HP:139 EP:72> Headbutt whom?
HP:139 EP:72> A corridor in the Carchost(n, stairs and s)
Lotraz the dunlending Mugger (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
HP:139 EP:72> Lotraz falls to the ground.
Lotraz is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
kill
Lotraz is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
You decide to put Lotraz out of his misery.
HP:139 EP:72> put sword in baldric
Lotraz says in Westron: crap
You remove a sailor's cutlass.
Ok.
HP:139 EP:72> You killed Lotraz.
Lotraz has died.
In the lawless land of Mordor, this act is not a crime!
Lotraz laughs.