Tarith dies, and then well.. dies again!
I was just there to throw my dagger
**This is a test**
hehehehehehehe
heehee :)
That's funny!
thanks mortigan.. how sweet of you.
This one is provided by Deadlok. I appologize if you read it before.
TIME TO PUT A CORK IN IT
A CORK radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was trip to Bali.
DJ:'96FM here, what's your name?'
Caller:'Hi,me name's Dave.'
DJ:'Dave, what's your word?'
Caller:'Goan...spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'.'
DJ:'...You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?'
Caller:'Goan fuck yourself!'
The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
DJ: '96FM, what's your name?'
Caller:'Hi, me name's Jeff.'
DJ:'Jeff, what's your word?'
Caller:'Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'.'
DJ: ' ... You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?'
Caller: 'Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!'
Your point is proven, I agree. Thank you.
that hmm, just pretend that its Italics
you should of used \\Soy mucho\\
Si, mucho estupido
Tarith, tu est?pido
Ooops, spelling error. I should forsake the English language and try my tongue at Spanish.
I am beggining to wonder If you know anything else about grammer besides contractions. You got those down, now try to expand your horizons.
And streak, the saga continues...
And to Rhoads: No, you shouldn't use a spell checker, however blatant misuse of English just abhores me. Writing 'you're' as 'your' or 'a lot' as 'alot' is just plain terrible. :'(
English just abhores me???? what the hell are you talking about, use the word correctly if you are going to point out other people's mistakes. (However blatant) should also me a new sentence or else the fluidity of your statement becomes fragmented. In order to keep it like that despite these objections, try another comma after however.
For Tarith: ummm shove it? I like how you gave me the option. Thanks, I don't think I will.
Streak the dunedain English Teacher (Nuked by Grammar)
Oh streak, you're ruining this log page... just stop posting, ok ?
For Tarith: uhmmm shove it? Yes, I think that sums up my thoughts nicely. :P
Come on, your trying to suggest that you, the grammar police, intentionally spelled his name wrong? You would have us believe this??? I've counted three postings of your's so far with grammer and punctuation mistakes. Take your meandering objections elsewhere you abhorrent slug.
Wasach, maybe the dictionary and the thesaurus would meet somewhere in the middle? :P
I know Wasach. Know why I did it? To piss you off.
Date: 11. Nov, 2002, 18:11 By: Tarith
LOL. Just keep commenting so we get to hear more from Streak! These comments are funny.
Yes Tarith, they are hilarious!
LOL. Just keep commenting so we get to hear more from Streak! These comments are funny.
not only that but you even managed to spell my name wrong, you fucking twit.
Yes, I'm the stupid person here...that's why I can proudly say I've never had a character nuked. you lil shitbag you :)
Gosh Washach . . . I'm really speachless. You're as stupid OOC as you are IC. Who would have guessed it?
remove 'ubtuse' and replace with 'obtuse'
Streak, obviously yor az ubtuse as you a angry at the world, phukking dumass.
eyell speek however eye phukking please
and yes, you implied the slang wasn't acceptable because you are using such 'strict grammar rules' and everyone knows the slang goes against grammar rules you fuckstick
know, I know you've already got a dictionary shoved up your ass so go ahead a cram a thesaurus in your mouth.
This is SOOOO going to become the most commented log.
And to Rhoads: No, you shouldn't use a spell checker, however blatant misuse of English just abhores me. Writing 'you're' as 'your' or 'a lot' as 'alot' is just plain terrible. :'(
Date: 11. Nov, 2002, 00:10 By: Tarith
Streak, you do know we are all hypocrites here right whether we intend to or not. It makes more sense if we all admit this. When you say you were in a hurry, that pretty much sums up everyone's reasons for not submitting a streak approved grammatical comment. I'm in a hurry, hopefully you'll take this into consideration and wont deduct any points from me. I know! I need a proofreader, maybe I should send it into my editor.
All? hmm Well, I have to agree with Tarith. The vast majority of people here are.
Date: 11. Nov, 2002, 03:36 By: Wasach
Slang both written and verbal is a perfectly acceptable level of communication in a forum such as this.
That said, the grammar police and shove an unabridge webster's dictionary up there ass.
Wasach, you fucking idiot, did I say anything about slang being unacceptable? What is unacceptable is your post. 'There' would be a place. 'Over there,' and such. 'Their' would be used to show possession.
For the record I wasn't laughing at the quality of your english.
The line **And we are all getting killed like sheeps and you make a post about us typing. man its not ok, it realy is not** really tickled me for some reason.
watch american tv and read our tabloids...it will teach you all kinds of interesting things to say in english
bah people english is not my linguage and what can i do if im not good at it? im learning =)
Peesho actually means 'Very small penis' in certain language.
Streak, go hard, you Grammardog (Yes, I'm aware that was a portmanteau, but really, who gives a fuck?)
It's cool if you guys want to use shitty english, but sometimes it gets a little hard to read. Of course, few of you can truly match Peesho for abismal grammar. In fact, 'Peesho' sounds rather like the sound I made trying to decipher his comment....... hmm, cosmic significance?
Well, I've got to make things look interesting for your //teddy bear// eyes, Fimbu :-)
So Streak, according to you we should use an automatic spell checker here? :P
And you can tell, Gazza, because you put it in bold.
Slang both written and verbal is a perfectly acceptable level of communication in a forum such as this.
That said, the grammar police and shove an unabridge webster's dictionary up there ass.
I actually **laughed out loud** at Peesho's comment. It's not often that happens. Well done Peesho.
gnabgag?
Damn fucken cool log:P
It doesn't matter it was a gangbang, it was a well executed gangabngs.
And say whatever you want but I love double taps.Actually, this is what makes this log good, of course there's nothing interesting in a gabngbag:P
Umm, your stupid:P
That's the correct english:P
Cuz I say so:P
Ask Deadlok:)
Man streak i didn't ment what i said but you start shiting here about who sais and types what and tarith was killed and doubletaped in edoras.
And we are all getting killed like sheeps and you make a post about us typing. man its not ok, it realy is not.
Streak, you do know we are all hypocrites here right whether we intend to or not. It makes more sense if we all admit this. When you say you were in a hurry, that pretty much sums up everyone's reasons for not submitting a streak approved grammatical comment. I'm in a hurry, hopefully you'll take this into consideration and wont deduct any points from me. I know! I need a proofreader, maybe I should send it into my editor.
The 'typographical' error is still a grammatical one. When you fail to decline a verb properly, it is a grammatical error :-p
Well damn, that is no good at all.
I was in a hurry, I noticed that as soon as I posted. It's also a typographical error, not a grammatical one.
Also . . .
Date: 10. Nov, 2002, 00:24 By: Mortigan
Rhoads, learn to use proper grammar if you're going to use the english language. The kid can comment however he wishes on whatever log he wishes. Criticize elsewhere.
Date: 10. Nov, 2002, 00:03 By: Rhoads
Well Tarith, what has Udungul done so far? why didnt you said that on reeth's log just bellow this one? :P
But I have absolutely nothing against Rhoads, as he is not a native English speaker and still manages to make more sense than most people on here.
I didn't say they were dumb.
I said they were retarded.
And it should be 'Streak GIVES Mizrahi a big high five'.
Live up to your reputation. :P
Well, the one with Jaren could be construed as dumb I suppose, but the flask one was interesting, or at least I've had several people tell me that.
Streak give Mizrahi a big HIGH FIVE!
(and they weren't dumb :P)
Date: 10. Nov, 2002, 13:18 By: Sarys
No, you're dead.
Sarys, I salute you good sir. You are a fine example for all to follow. A short comment, but it is in sentence form with no terrible errors in it hurting my eyes.
Oh brother.
Stop being bitchy.
I don't have much to do with Streak but stop picking on the little people. So he posted two retarded logs. Christ. :P
If this was Manni's grammer police you'd have all been laughing.
If this was another one of Duniv's demonstrations of fine intelligence this log thread would have immidiately died due to people's reluctance to continue participating in it.
If this was the unnuked Vallejo talking, you'd have probably called him a retard, and would have been dead a day later.
If this was Rendor, who is a big grammar crusader himself, you wouldn't have DARED to say any of these things.
Quit playing tough, you're all a bunch of bullies. :P
Streak, be quiet.
hear hear peesho
Streak, no one cares.
Lol. I agree with Peesho.
Streak there is a problem. I'm pretty impartial but as far as i see many people don't like you. You just asked me a couple of times to help you kill glorfindel and i said no, but i realy think you should stop posting or comenting on this log page. And perhaps suicide all you have on T2T and go play another mud.
Streak, you sure you aint Ross Geller? :P
Alright kiddos, let's go through this ONE MORE TIME.
'Your' is used to show posession. Your sword. Your armour. Enter your comment.
'You're' is a contraction made up of the words 'you' and 'are' . . 'you're'
Date: 10. Nov, 2002, 13:41 By: Westar
damn, your right
Date: 10. Nov, 2002, 04:17 By: Tarith
Aldur im well aware. Your good at pointing out the obvious. What isnt as obvious are the ways in which you will die.
Date: 10. Nov, 2002, 03:52 By: Tarith
wow, and your proud of this log???? megagangbang is right. MAD SKILLZ.
Maybe because only bkd/alts/allies rate logs.
Why is it like this...
I think it is because of the whole concept behind this log, the fact that is Udungul, well I don't really now, I didn't gave a high rating but proly is because of that
People liked to see Tarith get banged and double taped?
Tarith was gangbanged. Tarith was doubletaped. Why does this log have a 4.1 rating can anyone explain me that?
damn, your right
Hum, hum...
Tarith, You are a member of Udungul? Right?
Although the last half years war tactics between varius guilds may have changed that picture slightly, it seems to me as if Udungul and its former incarnation was reknowned for its eternal gangbang methods.
So, please don't come bitching about that method of killing while you are a member of that guild.
No, you're dead.
Should i speak about 'em?
hey D, you shouldnt talk about newbies. Ive been here since 1997, have you?
That's a lot of dead newbies...
Enough with the complaining
Booooring. I give it a 3.
rogar, go quit
Tarith go relevel.
Tarith. You stink. Be quiet.
Italacus of course I knew I was going to be tried, yet I didnt know where,and I was warned before entering MT but all that really doesnt matter. These arguments are swaying towards futility, I am done with you.
Firstly, learn to speak English. Secondly, if you think you're good enough, bitch, come and try me.
Btw, I found out after I got off that Tarith was warned that he was going to be attacked while he was still in MT! Sucks when you know you are going to get attacked, and you die.... Twice :p
Aldur im well aware. Your good at pointing out the obvious. What isnt as obvious are the ways in which you will die.
Myeh. Solo, gangbang, who cares? You still dead, boy.
almost escaped the second one *shrug* besides turning my ass around on travelto edoras once i was being hunted to hit up closer break, not much you can do.
wow, and your proud of this log???? megagangbang is right. MAD SKILLZ.
That was fun. Short, but fun.
Not true Alkath
Nice with the quitting part, no fines.