Spartan and his friends thought it would be fun to anger a whole bunch of different groups of players in the same few days. Well, congrats! Now everyone wants to kill you!
*what really happened in class with Duniv and Wasach...*
Duniv whispers: fuck me, a pop quiz?
Wasach whispers: no shit, I'm screwed and didn't study. did you?
Duniv whispers: wouldn't do me no good, I kept scoping out Fimbu while he was scoping the chick in the thong...
Wasach whispers: shit the teacher is checking us out, he probably thinks I'm gay like you now...you bastard.
Duniv whispers: atleast the fat chick doesn't keep asking you out, btw Fimbu doesn't stand a chance with that chick in the thong.
Wasach whispers: I don't know, he's scoring highest on the exams and she's dumber than shit. He could probably scam her into bed through the old 'study date'.
Duniv whispers: I'll be so mad if he sleeps with anyone but me!!
(teacher enters)
The Teacher: You two fruitcakes ready to take the quiz?Chick in the thong: Oh sir, only Duniv is a fruitcake, Wasach is as straight as a 2x4...even if he is master of the 2 minute drill, he's still hetero.
The Teacher: oh I'm sorry, Duniv quit scamming on the boys. Unless you plan on becoming a Catholic priest.
(teacher goes back to head of the class)Duniv whispers: man he's got a sweet ass, I would become a catholic priest if they hadn't screwed up and let the victims come out. GOD I want Fimbu!
Fimbu says: JESUS H. CHRIST DUNIV!! Give it up, I'd rather donkey-punch the fat chick that keeps asking you out than turn fruitcake! Just do the fat chick in the ole bunghole and pretend she's some fat drunk dude you picked up at monday night footall at the sportsbar.
chick in the thong: Fimbu, I don't know what I'm going to to do! I am going to fail the class if I don't nail the final. Can you help me out?
Fimbu says: why of course, I'd be more than happy to help nail yoerrr the final...We can study at my place this weekend, my roommates are out of town. *turns around and throws a wink at me and Duniv*
********after class Fimbu and I see Duniv talking to the fat chick****
fat chick (playing with Dunivs ass): oh come on, let me cook dinne for you. I know you don't eat well enough...Duniv (rather sullenly): yeah sure, I'll bring lots of beer...
fat chick (still playing with his ass): oh baby you ain't gonna need the beer to get me into bed...
Duniv (about to cry): it's not for you, it's for me...
fat chick (smiling evilly): oh yeah!
Duniv glares with pure hatred at me and Fimbu as we walk by laughing are asses off...
In short, I may be obnoxious and I may not know much about women (just like every other man) but alteast I'm not Duniv ;) and I don't drive to class, I walk there foolio!
FoD! Keep of the faith, Nirrab, Fimbu, Leto, and all of the rest of the FoD remnant! (For Life)
Here is a bit of our latest conversation in class, this is the day of the first midterm:
Wasach: 'Duniv, can I see your notes?'
Duniv: 'No. Go away.'
Wasach: 'Come on, man. We're friends, right?'
Duniv: 'You should have studied.'
Wasach: 'Can I use them just for a few minutes?'
Duniv: 'No.'
Wasach: 'Can I copy your test?'
Duniv: 'No. Fuck you.'
(Duniv shoves his mechanical pencil into Wasach's eye, killing a few of Wasach's remaining brain cells)
In short, Wasach is both obnoxious, and retarded. He's also clueless with women. Anything he says to the contrary is a lie. Wasach, I hate you and hope your car breaks down so you can't come to class.
*tries to see Wasach and Duniv in class*
Would they talk about homework. Or what they did on the mud last night! Or the girl who sits 3 seats down who wears the thong! Oh the possibilities.
Stay tuned for this and more in the upcoming issue of 'Mudders and Friends'
Elmdor kills anyone that he doesn't want something from. ;)
Damn you Elmdor, how am I supposed to not like you when you kill people like him :(
So's your sex life...and quit skipping class you bastard! the fat chick keeps pestering me about you *mutter*
Boooooring.
I agree Josef, on both counts. I must say that I may actully begin to like Elmdor and Scylla...nah! However I like that they helped kill Spartan.
Wow, good to see rendor in a log again. :P
I'm glad to see Spartan die. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside :)
Read the tag wall. **<u>//You can do all three//</u>**, as long as italic is the innermost :).
Damn...your cant underline and do bold :) Log was another gang bang...i miss seeing solo's :(
~ D
//**BITCH SLAPPED**// :P