Riker loses mmail.

Posted by
Filil [legacy]
Uploaded
15 November 2002 00:00:00
Type
Theft

Read the dialogue between Riker and Stryper and laugh your ass off.. I know I did :)


do sneak down,3hide
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:180 > A deep, dark cave(deeper and tunnel)
 Stryper the dunedain Contractor (Demonic)
 Riker the dunedain Crime Lord (Moral)
You slip into the next room.
HP:230 EP:165 > You slip into the shadows and try to look like nothing.
HP:230 EP:145 > You're already hiding, don't give yourself away!
HP:230 EP:145 > You're already hiding, don't give yourself away!
HP:230 EP:145 > Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:145 > You hear a footstep nearby.
Triggered!  doing: steal mail from riker
You expect to get away with stealing a worn item?
HP:230 EP:145 > Anonymous figure removes a deadly spear.
Anonymous figure throws a spear at Riker, leaving behind a nasty bruise!
Anonymous figure gets a deadly spear.
Anonymous figure wields a deadly spear.
You hear a footstep nearby.
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You steal a beautiful set of mithril mail!
HP:230 EP:125 > Stryper hmms thoughtfully.
Riker regains consciousness.
Stryper looks at Riker.
Someone steps into the background.
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Gold: 315              Encumbrance: heavily encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
A beautiful set of mithril mail (in hands)
A message stone.
A silver harp.
HP:230 EP:123 > Someone steps into the background.
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    You cautiously walk down the tunnel as the walls continue to
narrow around you.  You've heard of people becoming trapped in
caves before....  Suddenly, the walls open up into the darkness,
and you sense you have entered a cavern.  Your vision is limited 
to a small circle around you, and the darkness seems to ooze over
your skin in icy tendrils.  You hear the scrape and click of sharp
claws on stone...and a low, hair-raising growling emanating from
all directions.  Glowing, red eyes blink in and out around you,
never appearing for more than a moment.  You don't know how many
creatures are in here with you, and you can't tell where or what
they are.  Something about the floor attracts your attention....
    The only obvious exits are deeper and tunnel.
You feel as if you are being watched!
HP:230 EP:123 > Anonymous figure says: The fuck was that?
Anonymous figure says: stole mmail
Someone steps out of the background.
Someone steps out of the background.
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    You cautiously walk down the tunnel as the walls continue to
narrow around you.  You've heard of people becoming trapped in
caves before....  Suddenly, the walls open up into the darkness,
and you sense you have entered a cavern.  Your vision is limited 
to a small circle around you, and the darkness seems to ooze over
your skin in icy tendrils.  You hear the scrape and click of sharp
claws on stone...and a low, hair-raising growling emanating from
all directions.  Glowing, red eyes blink in and out around you,
never appearing for more than a moment.  You don't know how many
creatures are in here with you, and you can't tell where or what
they are.  Something about the floor attracts your attention....
    The only obvious exits are deeper and tunnel.
 Stryper the dunedain Contractor (Demonic)
 Riker the dunedain Crime Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
HP:230 EP:121 > i
Gold: 315              Encumbrance: heavily encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
A beautiful set of mithril mail (in hands)
A message stone.
A silver harp.
HP:230 EP:121 > ^ Christine: I WANT PISTACHIOS!! sunflower seeds Isn't cutting it
Stryper says: Filil
Riker nods.
l
    You cautiously walk down the tunnel as the walls continue to
narrow around you.  You've heard of people becoming trapped in
caves before....  Suddenly, the walls open up into the darkness,
and you sense you have entered a cavern.  Your vision is limited 
to a small circle around you, and the darkness seems to ooze over
your skin in icy tendrils.  You hear the scrape and click of sharp
claws on stone...and a low, hair-raising growling emanating from
all directions.  Glowing, red eyes blink in and out around you,
never appearing for more than a moment.  You don't know how many
creatures are in here with you, and you can't tell where or what
they are.  Something about the floor attracts your attention....
    The only obvious exits are deeper and tunnel.
 Stryper the dunedain Contractor (Demonic)
 Riker the dunedain Crime Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
HP:230 EP:118 > legend ulric
Ulric the sindar Warlord (Angelic) 
On for:  1h 2m 53s                        
Age: 96d 5h 34m 28s                       Gender: male
Info: LunnerRendorTerminusElmdorElmdorElmdorDraknorUndomeFobosAzerol (103) 
Can be mailed: Ulric@Rivendell
HP:230 EP:117 > ^ Christine: Stryper...
Riker says: report for attempted and theft :P
^ Christine: will you get me some pistachios?  please?
^ Stryper: No...
slg riker
You steal some gold coins!
HP:230 EP:94 > You put 20 gold in your pockets.
Stryper says: Unless he's in hiding
^ Christine: why not?
^ Stryper: Because I'm lazy
Riker says: he's hidding
^ Dosdelon hmms, Christine likes nuts.  Well, you are what you eat.  ;)
^ Eithne grins
Riker says: he asked me if i wanted to sell it :P
^ Stryper: That's why you have a kid now
^ Christine hmphs
^ Christine: eh?
l
    You cautiously walk down the tunnel as the walls continue to
narrow around you.  You've heard of people becoming trapped in
caves before....  Suddenly, the walls open up into the darkness,
and you sense you have entered a cavern.  Your vision is limited 
to a small circle around you, and the darkness seems to ooze over
your skin in icy tendrils.  You hear the scrape and click of sharp
claws on stone...and a low, hair-raising growling emanating from
all directions.  Glowing, red eyes blink in and out around you,
never appearing for more than a moment.  You don't know how many
creatures are in here with you, and you can't tell where or what
they are.  Something about the floor attracts your attention....
    The only obvious exits are deeper and tunnel.
 Stryper the dunedain Contractor (Demonic)
 Riker the dunedain Crime Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
HP:230 EP:91 > Riker searches the room, but fails to find anything of interest.
Riker searches the room, but fails to find anything of interest.
Riker searches the room, but fails to find anything of interest.
Riker searches the room, but fails to find anything of interest.
Riker searches the room, but fails to find anything of interest.
Riker leaves tunnel.
^ Stryper: Liking nuts so much...
Stryper leaves tunnel.
l tunnel
    You are in a steep, winding tunnel leading down into darkness.
The ceiling is low and jagged, forcing you to stoop as you
enter.  The walls are of rough stone, narrowing as they lead
down.  As you make your way down the tunnel, the walls
seem to close in around you.....
    The only obvious exits are tree and down.
 Stryper the dunedain Contractor (Demonic)
 Riker the dunedain Crime Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
HP:230 EP:89 > ^ Christine: Well then i'm *not* going to say what that makes you...
do sneak tunnel,3hide
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:88 > Your movement reveals you.
A steep, winding tunnel(tree and d)
 Stryper the dunedain Contractor (Demonic)
 Riker the dunedain Crime Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
You slip into the next room.
HP:230 EP:73 > You slip into the shadows and try to look like nothing.
HP:230 EP:53 > You're already hiding, don't give yourself away!
HP:230 EP:53 > You're already hiding, don't give yourself away!
HP:230 EP:53 > Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:53 > Stryper says: He never does these thefts alone
Riker says: he's hiding somewhere
^ Amzel: I am what I eat...god yes...
Riker leaves tree.