Dwain the Pigeon

Posted by
Fimbu [legacy]
Uploaded
10 December 2002 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Soonflash is only a wee bairn, nae need tae goo killing oan him, ken? (Killed 2 KoDA prior to this, but those were boring logs.)

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    Streak [legacy]
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    17 December 2002 09:35:19

    Wasach, I know plenty about the knights. At least they are cleaning house now, and tossing players like you.

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    Drondil [legacy]
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    13 December 2002 12:32:48

    Yah I remember that Sunflash, Lo! our ponies were mighty and crushed the enemies before Erebor that day (even if we did have to 'walk' them Flintstones style)

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    Longfinger [legacy]
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    13 December 2002 10:58:05

    If you weren't a dumb American Vie, you'd know that talking about 'dumb Americans' or saying that 'America is the dumbest country on average' doesn't mean that all Americans have to be dumb.

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    Fimbu [legacy]
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    12 December 2002 22:27:25

    Yeah

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    Tarn [legacy]
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    12 December 2002 21:38:19

    most people in general are pretty dumb

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    Vie [legacy]
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    12 December 2002 21:21:09

    hmm... i've seen leno's like that where he goes out and asks random folks questions like that. just because those people dumb doesn't mean the rest of us are :P

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    Jaren [legacy]
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    12 December 2002 20:56:07

    I was watching Leno the other night, he was asking random americans questions like 'What countries are on our North and South boarders?'

    One american said 'Spain and Europe'...

    nuff said.

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    Longfinger [legacy]
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    12 December 2002 19:04:28

    The topic is dumb Americans.
    The schools were brought up by Wasach in defense.

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    Duniv [legacy]
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    12 December 2002 17:17:50

    If you don't like American schools, don't bother attending. There are problems in America, and there are problems in your country. Stop bitching.

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    Longfinger [legacy]
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    12 December 2002 16:48:17

    Hehe yeah I know all about that. Luckily you dont really need lectures to pass a course ;)

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    Vie [legacy]
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    12 December 2002 15:30:00

    is wasach even a knight anymore? if he isn't then he should just shut the fuck up and let dwain do the talking

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    Wasach [legacy]
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    12 December 2002 15:27:24

    Actually, it would seem to mean more along the line that we pay professors more here...or atleast we pay foreign professors more. Only problem is (and this just ain't me) is you can't understand half of what they are saying.

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    Longfinger [legacy]
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    12 December 2002 14:26:41

    The fact that your have loads of foreign professors and students in your universities doesnt really prove that Americans are clever. Ask someone of a different nationality and he might be able to spot what's wrong with that line of reasoning :)

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    Fimbu [legacy]
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    12 December 2002 13:00:34

    That's true Wasach, I don't. That's why I chose this way. Things seem so incredibly complex, don't they?

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    Ezekial [legacy]
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    12 December 2002 08:57:49

    1.) In Fimbu's post of 11. Dec, 2002, 23:41, he forgot the '1.)'

    2.) I just wanted to comment, generally because I was bored and because the mud is lagged up.

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    Wasach [legacy]
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    12 December 2002 06:27:54

    I'm not sure if I like the idea that Streak actually walked around Dol Amroth with a greased BB trying to shove it up people's asses.

    America actually has the worst public school system of any industrialized nation. It's actually very well documented. As for our universities, you can say they suck all you want but when I walk down the halls of the various science dedicated buildings on my campus, there's a shitload of foreign names on professors doors. We even have an entire dorm that's packed with foreign exchange students.

    Fimbu doesn't like the way that anyone but himself RP's.

    Sunflash, the Knights are not a pK guild. If you do not wish to RP with them, tell Ahocho. You'll get put on the rolls along with Elmdor et al.

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    Rhoads [legacy]
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    12 December 2002 01:58:17

    It is a tough battle, Dwain and Sunflash, who dies more? hard to tell :P

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    Fimbu [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 23:41:46

    Oh please guys. First of all, Duniv's name is a good one, we should switch it, Sunflash.

    2.) Dwain was the name of a pigeon in the movie 'Little Voice'.

    3.) I don't like the way the Knights roleplay. So I'm not worried about 'killing off the last of the RPers'. I've killed Knights recently because they bug me and Sunflash and I were fighting them the other day.

    4.) I did solo another KoDA (pledge I think, but a level 18 warrior) before this.

    5.) Dwain had a friend with him, 3 on 2 is hardly a gangbang or anything.

    6.) Don't give me that 'Dwain's always getting killed, the poor guy!' Bullshit... If you didn't notice, Dwain was in the middle of killing one of my friends when I attacked him. Sunflash had just run from the Greyhavens to me and Jaren with Dwain and Fenasiker on his tail.

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    Sunflash [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 23:40:15

    Let's explain this. The day before, Math and Axl fucked with pony squad. I nearly took down Math, but Dwain locked me up and took me down. Pony Squad took vengeance by beating the shit out of Math, and Axl. Dwain decided that since I had Justice, he and Fenasiker would attempt me. What you missed was how Fimbu had made a setup like 10 seconds before, and I was in between Havens and Bywater and nearly blasted died running to the setup point. However, in the end, we all had fun, and Pony Squad taught KoDA who they 'shouldn't' fuck with. Also, the name Pony Squad was derived from the most recent RP event, where I went with a party of dwarves and we all rode through the gates of hell on 3 inch tall Jet black war-ponies with our feet dragging on the ground. Jaren, you don't have to agree to be in Pony Squad. You just have to hunt for us, because you're talented, none of the other assassins on my friends list were on at that time, plus Fimbu got you into it. I didn't ask. If you feel bad about making attempt fine money, soooorrry. However, Pony Squad is still almost as cool as Shoeboxes Inc. Respect that KoDA, or die.

    Damn. That's a long one.

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    Wasach [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 22:48:06

    ok ok, that wasn't called for, I'm sorry. Fimbu and I have each other on ignore so I can't taunt him on the MUD :( though I do think we'd have some dazzling jokes flying back and forth...

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    Wasach [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 22:47:05

    all FRA alts? that makes alot of sense then with Fimbu and Jaren killing KoDA members.

    Sadly Streak is speaking out of his ass again. He wasn't permitted to join the Knights because he couldn't stick to the Knights RP. What he knows about the Knights are RP equates to a thimble full of piss.

    Of course we do have to realize that this is a log of 3 people killing Dwain who's died quite often recently. Buncha tough guys.

    Someone go solo Fimbu, it's not hard.

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    Duniv [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 22:23:00

    Has anyone seen the film Equilibrium? It looks great, but I haven't had the time to go see it, let alone MUD.

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    Sarys [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 22:06:57

    Oh come on, it's a fact that your universities are nothing compared to the universities in Europe ;)

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    Vie [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 21:52:18

    yeah, that's why other countries send their students to america :P

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    Denezar [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 21:46:54

    I think we might be the dumbest country on average too though ;)

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    Vie [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 21:44:10

    shame on america for being the most powerful country in the world! :P

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    Rhoads [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 21:11:44

    Them the american pigeons would be more fat afterall you guys have a BUNCH of fatties there :)

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    Denezar [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 20:46:22

    I bet England's pigeons are fat then, eating all that shit and all.. :P

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    Tarn [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 19:37:22

    ah, now that explains everything.... Delgaur is from england

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    Vie [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 19:07:37

    i know what a damn pigeon is delgaur :P

    i just want to know how fimbu is using it

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    Longfinger [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 18:31:34

    Then they drop their own shit all over people.

    They're a lot like most people in this forum really.

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    Delgaur [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 16:28:33

    so tiyght yar? tiyght like a tiger!

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    Delgaur [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 16:27:32

    its a bird...or at least here in England :)
    One that sits in the town center, eating all the shit we drop on the floor :p

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    Vie [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 15:41:33

    what's a pigeon and why is dwain one?

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    Rhoads [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 15:35:43

    What Barazbund has todo with anything? :P

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    Streak [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 14:40:58

    Yes, that, and the fact that quite a few of them have assholes so tight you couldn't get a greased BB through 'em.

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    Rhoads [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 13:48:14

    I think the problem was your personality Streak :)
    Well I think people like to kill KoDA because they can't strike back, sicne they dosen't have assassins and to kill someone they have to ask the council and stuff.

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    Streak [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 12:14:28

    *laughs out loud at Sarys*

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    Sarys [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 11:26:40

    Yeah, KoDA's evil.

    They're all FRA alts! Aiiieeee, multiplaying! *panics and dies*

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    Streak [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 10:43:53

    Date: 11. Dec, 2002, 03:47 By: Lupin
    Why are yall killing KoDA? they normaly stick to their RP and their side of arda..... your gonna kill off the last good RP'ers the mud's got. heh

    There are only a few of them that hold to RP. And besides them, this mud no longer has any real RP. (Save perhaps Durmanhoth, who I don't see mentioned in Tolkien's works) That is why I wanted to join previously. But, after seeing the true nature of so many of their members . . .

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    Jaren [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 09:27:31

    Just so everyone knows, I did not agree on the name Pony Squad nor did I agree to join said Pony Squad, that is all. :P

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    Tarn [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 07:24:26

    eek, ponies! ponies o' deeeaaaattthhhh
    oh sorry for the inane comments jaren

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    Azura [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 05:58:39

    Aah! Duniv, don't speak, you might spook me into another week of hibernation!

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    Tarith [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 05:11:13

    the pony squad, bringing fear into the minds of the noblest warriors, and joy into the hearts of children! ride on, ponies, ride on...

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    Vie [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 04:34:45

    if they called themselves ass pounders then i'd be worried, but pony squad is nearly the same thing

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    Duniv [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 04:23:55

    Well, they are of evil alignment, and they obviously want a conflict to keep them entertained. What more reason does one really need? Pony squad IS a gay name. Might I suggest 'Death Squad of Unquenchable Unholy Wrath'? If you call yourselves that, even I will tremble in fear.

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    Tarith [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 03:49:29

    Vie sucks. start the comments? hehe =P

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    Lupin [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 03:47:51

    Why are yall killing KoDA? they normaly stick to their RP and their side of arda..... your gonna kill off the last good RP'ers the mud's got. heh

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    Vie [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 03:09:44

    someone post something that sparks controversy so we can argue for more than 7 comments

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    Streak [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 01:42:17

    Whee!

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    Vie [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 01:00:59

    neato!

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    Fimbu [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 00:26:21

    hahaha. Pony squad is such a stupidass name :P

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    Fimbu [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 00:17:08

    By the by, Fenasiker quit shortly after this. We were all very upset, and Jaren was so depressed that he got drunk and Gothwin was able to seduce him. Finally!

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    Sunflash [legacy]
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    11 December 2002 00:15:47

    Do not, I repeat, Do NOT fuck with Pony Squad. We're coming to get you, KoDA. And we'll bust down the gates of Hell to get you.

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    Fimbu [legacy]
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    10 December 2002 23:53:31

    My favorite part is where I look for the phial that i'd **already given him** in my pack :P