Do: starting commands. HP:135 EP:66| What? HP:135 EP:66| Dunlending Camp(e and s) HP:135 EP:66| You can't go that way! HP:135 EP:66| Rohan Plains(e, s and n) HP:135 EP:66| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) HP:135 EP:66| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) HP:135 EP:66| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) HP:135 EP:66| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) HP:135 EP:66| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) HP:135 EP:66| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) HP:135 EP:66| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) HP:135 EP:66| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) HP:135 EP:66| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) HP:135 EP:66| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) HP:135 EP:66| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) Grimrod appears from the shadows. HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) Rider is riding A Rohan steed A Rohan steed HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n) HP:136 EP:67| The Great West Road(ne, e, s, w and n) HP:136 EP:67| The western gate(e, s, w and n) A guard stands watch over the gate Darkangels' black horse (hitched) A hitching post bedroom You open the bedroom door. As you see the blood and gore coming out from the lifeless bodies on the ground you feel sick. In a bedroom(out) A large key [2] The head of Thilron The head of Guard A tattered quiver The beheaded corpse of Thilron Corpse of Guard The beheaded corpse of Guard Duck follows you. Duck enters. You close the out door. You are about to throw up as Duck suddenly starts to vomit all over the floor! You start casting fireball. You are still casting your spell. Elrond misses you. You are still casting your spell. Elrond hits you very hard. You are still casting your spell. Elrond misses you. Elrond advances on you fiercely, and flings you against the wall! You slump to the ground, unconscious. You are still unconscious. A blast of fire shoots from your hand and strikes Elrond!!! Elrond falls to the ground. Elrond is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! You are still unconscious. You killed Elrond. Elrond summons up the last of his great magical powers and a great floating ball of light carries Vilya away, towards the great River Bruinen.... You are still unconscious. You are still unconscious. You regain consciousness. Orc archer is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! You shoot an arrow at Orc archer, but he deflects it! Inside a small cave(out) A small boy A tired looking man Navin says: Hello traveler. Navin says: You must be cold. Wiln says: I can't get the fire started, dad. Wiln shivers. camp You can only camp out in the wilderness. duh You roll your eyes and say "Well, DUH!". *Wasach's eyes* Necsipaal tells you: well, if you want but he has a lot of friend even if guildless and I'm not sure he'd be a good transaction for his C isn't that high Necsipaal tells you: this was a cool mistell _.-^^---....,,--_ _-- --_ < >) | | \._ _./ ```--. . , ; .--''' | | | .-=|| | |=-. `-=#$%&%$#=-' | ; :| _____.,-#%&$@%#&#~,._____ Pharsucks has been nuked! %% legend pharsucks Pharsucks was nuked at 17:23 12/9/02 Pharsucks the eorling Landlord (Impartial) Departed from Arda Gender: male Age: 1m 30s Nuke Reason: Its not nice to point out the obvious :( encampment Outside an encampment(out and enter) Anika the sindar is Cold Bach the dwarf Warms his honey up A distracted easterling guard An easterling guard HP:204 EP:173 Anika says in Westron: rubbed my clit heh sneak enter The inside of the camp(ne, out, e, nw, se, w and sw) A resting soldier A resting soldier You slip into the next room. [ Rimbor-Anim ] Holic: I wish if I was pulled over for drinking and driving I could just tell the cop I was drunk healing on the way home and him be okay with it HP:230 EP:166| You blink, and suddenly realise that you are sober. Fimbu the dunlending Crime Lord (Demonic) You are completely smashed. HP: 230/230 END: 166/230 Exp: 830287 Avg. Stats: 100 Strength: 100 Agility: 100 Charisma: 100 Constitution: 100 Coordination: 100 Intelligence: 100 Level 19 thief, 63d 1h 5m 50s old. ^ Mithgil: I'm going to play HoMM ^ Ailin: whats that ^ Caradhras: Hand of Mithgil's Mom? That's not a good game to play, Mithgil. You shield Orb, and Balforth hits you very hard. Balforth cuts Orb with a flick of the wrist. Dark assassin misses Orb. You shield Orb, and Dark assassin hits you. Dark assassin grazes Orb. A bolt of lightning comes out of nowhere and strikes Orb! A bolt of lightning comes out of nowhere and strikes Dark assassin! A bolt of lightning comes out of nowhere and strikes Dark assassin! A bolt of lightning comes out of nowhere and strikes Balforth! Balforth has died. You shield Orb, and Dark assassin grazes you. Dark assassin scratches Orb. Dark assassin misses Orb. Orb takes an ancient ring from Corpse of Balforth into a large harvester's pack. Orb takes a stylish black shirt from Corpse of Balforth into a large harvester's pack. Orb takes black leather pants from Corpse of Balforth into a large harvester's pack. Orb takes Blackfang, a long black knife from Corpse of Balforth into a large harvester's pack. Orb takes some gold coins from Corpse of Balforth. (-HP:128 EP:230-) Orb has died. ***This one submitted by Mizrahi*** You find yourself dressed up like your lord, Jesus Christ. You tell Vabur: Oh, you LOW LITTLE BITCH. Armada tells you: You do realize, that I'm big and buff, and one day,there's a good chance I'll also be rich. And when that day arrives, there's a good chance that I'll fly over to Denmark, and when that happens, you'll be in serious trouble, right? You tell Armada: no, not really, I live in Norway HP:83 EP:12 You open the west door. A Healer's Home(e) An elderly healer You close the east door. HP:83 EP:12 request healing The healer is exhausted. HP:83 EP:12 e Eomal uses his skills to heal himself. You open the east door. A side street(s, w and n) You close the west door. ***Little fucker was holding out on ya!*** HP:224 EP:230| Jonny hurts his neck attacking Cirdan! Jonny hurts his neck attacking Cirdan! Jonny hurts his neck attacking Cirdan! Ehtyar enthusiastically dices Cirdan's flesh! Jonny misses Cirdan. You mangle Cirdan with extraordinary skill. Cirdan grazes you. %% smirk Ehtyar barely misses Cirdan. Jonny chops Cirdan. You DECIMATE Cirdan with a ferocious attack! Cirdan hits Jonny very hard. You smirk in amusement. HP:222 EP:230| %% 4 Cirdan is near death. HP:222 EP:230| Ehtyar enthusiastically dices Cirdan's flesh! Jonny hits Cirdan very hard, leaving severed body parts! You miss Cirdan. Cirdan grazes Ehtyar. Ehtyar barely misses Cirdan. Jonny cuts Cirdan's arm, leaving several bruises. You wound Cirdan with the sharp blade. Cirdan misses Jonny. %% cough waste You cough waste. HP:222 EP:230| Ehtyar barely misses Cirdan. Jonny misses Cirdan. You nick Cirdan. Cirdan falls to the ground. Cirdan is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! %% k You decide to put Cirdan out of his misery. HP:222 EP:230| Jonny puts Cirdan out of his misery. HP:222 EP:230| You killed Cirdan. Cirdan has died. Jonny gets some gold coins from the sliced remains of Cirdan. HP:222 EP:230| Jonny coughs full ep. %% find nyssa Your find attempt fails. HP:222 EP:220| %% find nyssa Your find attempt fails. HP:222 EP:210| %% find nyssa Your find attempt fails. Your 6th sense skill has increased due to use. HP:222 EP:200| %% find nyssa Your find attempt fails. HP:222 EP:190| %% find nyssa Your find attempt fails. HP:223 EP:181| %% find nyssa Your find attempt fails. HP:223 EP:171| %% find nyssa Your find attempt fails. HP:223 EP:161| Jonny coughs low hp. %% find nyssa Your find attempt fails. HP:223 EP:151| %% find nyssa Nyssa is in Rhovanion at Sons of Ulfang Guild Hall. HP:223 EP:131| %% ' Nyssa GH You say in Westron: Nyssa GH HP:223 EP:131| Jonny coughs waste :P. *Reeth leaves east, leading Reeth's black horse (hitched). *Reeth enters, leading Reeth's black horse (hitched). %% e The Plains(e, s, w and n) HP:230 EP:113| %% w The Bridge(e and w) Reeth's black horse (hitched) Reeth of Lothlorien the dunedain Canine of the Wolverines (Woof) Xorox Circassian the sindar Weaponsmaster (Moral) A signpost HP:230 EP:113| %% hmm You hmm and hooms. (Discussing Contracts) [ Rimbor-Anim ] Feodinur: warrax has a huge one [ Rimbor-Anim ] Direkein: thats what the girls say $ lol [ Rimbor-Anim ] Fimbu: lol HP:216 EP:215| [ Rimbor-Anim ] Direkein: but don't touch it, I hear it spits Palpatine says to Lydia: you picked the wrong Transvestite to fuck with. ^ Kujo: you know what'd be cool? if the ainu randomly let Shelob out of her hole, let her roam east arda for a couple days mud time (HP:230 EP:226) *A sudden tornado knocks you down.The wind subsides. Before you now is *ainu*. *ainu* summons Shelob, spider of darkness from the depths of the Void. g Rimsilval bar(w) Shelob, spider of darkness The great two-handed Cudgel Corpse of Stooge A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion A golden amulet An emerald brooch A crimson longsword (sharpened) A keg of the assassin's kiss An empty bottle 2 A sapphire sword A fierce looking composite bow A miner's pick A brand new set of climbing gear 3 A small knife (engulfed in flames) 4 An enchanted black staff A silver brooch A battered old knife A grey staff A trash can Ithlion the barkeeper (HP:230 EP:228) Rimsilval Freak makes out with 3690 'oh fuck You say: oh fuck l shelob You are facing combat with the most fearsome creature you've ever had to observe. This is Shelob: an enormous, bloated arachnid that is probably older than Arda itself. She's incredibly menacing! Two curved tusk-like mouthparts appear to drip a corrosive venom and she supports herself on four back legs... The front four she uses to lay about herself to kill whatever they touch. Each leg ends in a fearsome claw. May the spirits help you! She's the most formidable foe you've faced to date! Pray. Pray long and hard. You may not see tomorrow. You attack Bolgolm. HP:172 EP:134| Bolgolm massacres you with incredible force! You miss Bolgolm. Bolgolm hits you very hard. You miss Bolgolm. Bolgolm misses you. You miss Bolgolm. Bolgolm hits you. You miss Bolgolm. Bolgolm says in Westron: stop Bolgolm hits you very hard. You miss Bolgolm. move:Bolgolm leaves north. Bakling the silvan Orc-target (Impartial) In hibernation for another 84 days 3 hours 35 minutes 11 seconds Last on: 5d 20h 24m 49s ago. Gender: male Age: 54s Info: Look at me, I'm a fuckwit that can't spell anything with ING on the end [ Rimbor-Anim ] Direkein: knock it off [ Rimbor-Anim ] Jaren: what? :P [ Rimbor-Anim ] Direkein: i get the feeling you guys are doing something that would piss me off. You shield Orb, and Balforth hits you very hard. Balforth cuts Orb with a flick of the wrist. Dark assassin misses Orb. You shield Orb, and Dark assassin hits you. Dark assassin grazes Orb. A bolt of lightning comes out of nowhere and strikes Orb! A bolt of lightning comes out of nowhere and strikes Dark assassin! A bolt of lightning comes out of nowhere and strikes Dark assassin! A bolt of lightning comes out of nowhere and strikes Balforth! Balforth has died. You shield Orb, and Dark assassin grazes you. Dark assassin scratches Orb. Dark assassin misses Orb. Orb takes an ancient ring from Corpse of Balforth into a large harvester's pack. Orb takes a stylish black shirt from Corpse of Balforth into a large harvester's pack. Orb takes black leather pants from Corpse of Balforth into a large harvester's pack. Orb takes Blackfang, a long black knife from Corpse of Balforth into a large harvester's pack. Orb takes some gold coins from Corpse of Balforth. (-HP:128 EP:230-) Orb has died. ****Chowt catches on**** Chowt tells you: are you wanted..? cause A wanted poster shows: Wanted! Fimbu ****Chowt: Not as stupid as people think!**** HP:230 EP:230| $ AAAAH [ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: AAAAH HP:230 EP:227| ' SHIT You say in Westron: SHIT HP:230 EP:227| $ 2 MISCHIEFS [ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: 2 MISCHIEFS HP:230 EP:224| l mischief Kitten proudly walks by with a black feather in his mouth! The kitten is as small as a tea cup with bright blue eyes and a medium-long, white coat. He has a long, fluffy tail and he is always in motion, playing and chasing things. He wears a collar around his neck. HP:230 EP:225| l mischief 2 The kitten is as small as a tea cup with bright blue eyes and a medium-long, white coat. He has a long, fluffy tail and he is always in motion, playing and chasing things. He wears a collar around his neck. "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" - George W. Bush "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." - George W. Bush, the president of the United States of America