And they thought I couldn't come up with more tidbits! Looks like they misunderestimated me!
Do: starting commands.
HP:135 EP:66| What?
HP:135 EP:66| Dunlending Camp(e and s)
HP:135 EP:66| You can't go that way!
HP:135 EP:66| Rohan Plains(e, s and n)
HP:135 EP:66| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:135 EP:66| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:135 EP:66| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:135 EP:66| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:135 EP:66| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:135 EP:66| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:135 EP:66| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:135 EP:66| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:135 EP:66| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:135 EP:66| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:135 EP:66| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
Grimrod appears from the shadows.
HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
Rider is riding A Rohan steed
A Rohan steed
HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:136 EP:67| Rohan Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:136 EP:67| The Great West Road(ne, e, s, w and n)
HP:136 EP:67| The western gate(e, s, w and n)
A guard stands watch over the gate
Darkangels' black horse (hitched)
A hitching post
<HP:197 EP:167> bedroom
You open the bedroom door.
As you see the blood and gore coming out from
the lifeless bodies on the ground you feel sick.
In a bedroom(out)
A large key [2]
The head of Thilron
The head of Guard
A tattered quiver
The beheaded corpse of Thilron
Corpse of Guard
The beheaded corpse of Guard
Duck follows you.
Duck enters.
You close the out door.
<HP:197 EP:167> You are about to throw up as Duck suddenly starts to vomit all over the floor!
You start casting fireball.
<HP:143 EP:153> You are still casting your spell.
Elrond misses you.
You are still casting your spell.
Elrond hits you very hard.
You are still casting your spell.
Elrond misses you.
Elrond advances on you fiercely, and flings you against the wall!
You slump to the ground, unconscious.
You are still unconscious.
A blast of fire shoots from your hand and strikes Elrond!!!
Elrond falls to the ground.
Elrond is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
You are still unconscious.
You killed Elrond.
Elrond summons up the last of his great magical powers and
a great floating ball of light carries Vilya away, towards
the great River Bruinen....
You are still unconscious.
You are still unconscious.
<HP:127 EP:127> You regain consciousness.
Orc archer is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
You shoot an arrow at Orc archer, but he deflects it!
Inside a small cave(out)
A small boy
A tired looking man
Navin says: Hello traveler.
Navin says: You must be cold.
Wiln says: I can't get the fire started, dad.
Wiln shivers.
camp
You can only camp out in the wilderness.
duh
You roll your eyes and say "Well, DUH!".
*Wasach's eyes*
Necsipaal tells you: well, if you want but he has a lot of friend even if guildless and I'm not sure he'd be a good transaction for his C isn't that high
Necsipaal tells you: this was a cool mistell
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Pharsucks has been nuked!
%% legend pharsucks
Pharsucks was nuked at 17:23 12/9/02
Pharsucks the eorling Landlord (Impartial)
Departed from Arda Gender: male
Age: 1m 30s
Nuke Reason: Its not nice to point out the obvious :(
encampment
Outside an encampment(out and enter)
Anika the sindar is Cold
Bach the dwarf Warms his honey up
A distracted easterling guard
An easterling guard
HP:204 EP:173 Anika says in Westron: rubbed my clit heh
sneak enter
The inside of the camp(ne, out, e, nw, se, w and sw)
A resting soldier
A resting soldier
You slip into the next room.
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Holic: I wish if I was pulled over for drinking and driving
I could just tell the cop I was drunk healing on the way home and him be okay
with it
HP:230 EP:166| You blink, and suddenly realise that you are sober.
Fimbu the dunlending Crime Lord (Demonic)
You are completely smashed.
HP: 230/230 END: 166/230 Exp: 830287 Avg. Stats: 100
Strength: 100 Agility: 100 Charisma: 100
Constitution: 100 Coordination: 100 Intelligence: 100
Level 19 thief, 63d 1h 5m 50s old.
^ Mithgil: I'm going to play HoMM
^ Ailin: whats that
^ Caradhras: Hand of Mithgil's Mom? That's not a good game to play, Mithgil.
You shield Orb, and Balforth hits you very hard.
Balforth cuts Orb with a flick of the wrist.
Dark assassin misses Orb.
You shield Orb, and Dark assassin hits you.
Dark assassin grazes Orb.
A bolt of lightning comes out of nowhere and strikes Orb!
A bolt of lightning comes out of nowhere and strikes Dark assassin!
A bolt of lightning comes out of nowhere and strikes Dark assassin!
A bolt of lightning comes out of nowhere and strikes Balforth!
Balforth has died.
You shield Orb, and Dark assassin grazes you.
Dark assassin scratches Orb.
Dark assassin misses Orb.
Orb takes an ancient ring from Corpse of Balforth into a large harvester's pack.
Orb takes a stylish black shirt from Corpse of Balforth into a large harvester's pack.
Orb takes black leather pants from Corpse of Balforth into a large harvester's pack.
Orb takes Blackfang, a long black knife from Corpse of Balforth into a large harvester's pack.
Orb takes some gold coins from Corpse of Balforth.
(-HP:128 EP:230-)
Orb has died.
***This one submitted by Mizrahi***
You find yourself dressed up like your lord, Jesus Christ.
You tell Vabur: Oh, you LOW LITTLE BITCH.
Armada tells you: You do realize, that I'm big and buff,
and one day,there's a good chance I'll also be rich. And when that day
arrives, there's a good chance that I'll fly over to Denmark, and when
that happens, you'll be in serious trouble, right?
You tell Armada: no, not really, I live in Norway
HP:83 EP:12 You open the west door.
A Healer's Home(e)
An elderly healer
You close the east door.
HP:83 EP:12 request healing
The healer is exhausted.
HP:83 EP:12 e
Eomal uses his skills to heal himself.
You open the east door.
A side street(s, w and n)
You close the west door.
***Little fucker was holding out on ya!***
HP:224 EP:230| Jonny hurts his neck attacking Cirdan!
Jonny hurts his neck attacking Cirdan!
Jonny hurts his neck attacking Cirdan!
Ehtyar enthusiastically dices Cirdan's flesh!
Jonny misses Cirdan.
You mangle Cirdan with extraordinary skill.
Cirdan grazes you.
%% smirk
Ehtyar barely misses Cirdan.
Jonny chops Cirdan.
You DECIMATE Cirdan with a ferocious attack!
Cirdan hits Jonny very hard.
You smirk in amusement.
HP:222 EP:230| %% 4
Cirdan is near death.
HP:222 EP:230| Ehtyar enthusiastically dices Cirdan's flesh!
Jonny hits Cirdan very hard, leaving severed body parts!
You miss Cirdan.
Cirdan grazes Ehtyar.
Ehtyar barely misses Cirdan.
Jonny cuts Cirdan's arm, leaving several bruises.
You wound Cirdan with the sharp blade.
Cirdan misses Jonny.
%% cough waste
You cough waste.
HP:222 EP:230| Ehtyar barely misses Cirdan.
Jonny misses Cirdan.
You nick Cirdan.
Cirdan falls to the ground.
Cirdan is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
%% k
You decide to put Cirdan out of his misery.
HP:222 EP:230| Jonny puts Cirdan out of his misery.
HP:222 EP:230| You killed Cirdan.
Cirdan has died.
Jonny gets some gold coins from the sliced remains of Cirdan.
HP:222 EP:230| Jonny coughs full ep.
%% find nyssa
Your find attempt fails.
HP:222 EP:220| %% find nyssa
Your find attempt fails.
HP:222 EP:210| %% find nyssa
Your find attempt fails.
Your 6th sense skill has increased due to use.
HP:222 EP:200| %% find nyssa
Your find attempt fails.
HP:222 EP:190| %% find nyssa
Your find attempt fails.
HP:223 EP:181| %% find nyssa
Your find attempt fails.
HP:223 EP:171| %% find nyssa
Your find attempt fails.
HP:223 EP:161| Jonny coughs low hp.
%% find nyssa
Your find attempt fails.
HP:223 EP:151| %% find nyssa
Nyssa is in Rhovanion at Sons of Ulfang Guild Hall.
HP:223 EP:131| %% ' Nyssa GH
You say in Westron: Nyssa GH
HP:223 EP:131| Jonny coughs waste :P.
*Reeth leaves east, leading Reeth's black horse (hitched).
*Reeth enters, leading Reeth's black horse (hitched).
%% e
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:230 EP:113| %% w
The Bridge(e and w)
Reeth's black horse (hitched)
Reeth of Lothlorien the dunedain Canine of the Wolverines (Woof)
Xorox Circassian the sindar Weaponsmaster (Moral)
A signpost
HP:230 EP:113| %% hmm
You hmm and hooms.
(Discussing Contracts)
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Feodinur: warrax has a huge one
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Direkein: thats what the girls say
$ lol
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Fimbu: lol
HP:216 EP:215| [ Rimbor-Anim ] Direkein: but don't touch it, I hear it spits
Palpatine says to Lydia: you picked the wrong Transvestite to fuck with.
^ Kujo: you know what'd be cool? if the ainu randomly let Shelob out of her hole, let her roam east arda for a couple days mud time
(HP:230 EP:226) *A sudden tornado knocks you down.The wind subsides. Before you now is *ainu*.
*ainu* summons Shelob, spider of darkness from the depths of the Void.
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Rimsilval bar(w)
Shelob, spider of darkness
The great two-handed Cudgel
Corpse of Stooge
A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion
A golden amulet
An emerald brooch
A crimson longsword (sharpened)
A keg of the assassin's kiss
An empty bottle 2
A sapphire sword
A fierce looking composite bow
A miner's pick
A brand new set of climbing gear 3
A small knife (engulfed in flames) 4
An enchanted black staff
A silver brooch
A battered old knife
A grey staff
A trash can
Ithlion the barkeeper
(HP:230 EP:228) Rimsilval Freak makes out with 3690
'oh fuck
You say: oh fuck
l shelob
You are facing combat with the most fearsome creature you've
ever had to observe. This is Shelob: an enormous, bloated arachnid
that is probably older than Arda itself. She's incredibly menacing!
Two curved tusk-like mouthparts appear to drip a corrosive venom and
she supports herself on four back legs... The front four she uses to
lay about herself to kill whatever they touch. Each leg ends in a
fearsome claw. May the spirits help you! She's the most formidable
foe you've faced to date! Pray. Pray long and hard. You may not
see tomorrow.
You attack Bolgolm.
HP:172 EP:134| Bolgolm massacres you with incredible force!
You miss Bolgolm.
Bolgolm hits you very hard.
You miss Bolgolm.
Bolgolm misses you.
You miss Bolgolm.
Bolgolm hits you.
You miss Bolgolm.
Bolgolm says in Westron: stop
Bolgolm hits you very hard.
You miss Bolgolm.
move:Bolgolm leaves north.
Bakling the silvan Orc-target (Impartial)
In hibernation for another 84 days 3 hours 35 minutes 11 seconds
Last on: 5d 20h 24m 49s ago. Gender: male
Age: 54s
Info: Look at me, I'm a fuckwit that can't spell anything with ING on the end
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Direkein: knock it off
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Jaren: what? :P
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Direkein: i get the feeling you guys are doing something that
would piss me off.
You shield Orb, and Balforth hits you very hard.
Balforth cuts Orb with a flick of the wrist.
Dark assassin misses Orb.
You shield Orb, and Dark assassin hits you.
Dark assassin grazes Orb.
A bolt of lightning comes out of nowhere and strikes Orb!
A bolt of lightning comes out of nowhere and strikes Dark assassin!
A bolt of lightning comes out of nowhere and strikes Dark assassin!
A bolt of lightning comes out of nowhere and strikes Balforth!
Balforth has died.
You shield Orb, and Dark assassin grazes you.
Dark assassin scratches Orb.
Dark assassin misses Orb.
Orb takes an ancient ring from Corpse of Balforth into a large harvester's pack.
Orb takes a stylish black shirt from Corpse of Balforth into a large harvester's pack.
Orb takes black leather pants from Corpse of Balforth into a large harvester's pack.
Orb takes Blackfang, a long black knife from Corpse of Balforth into a large harvester's pack.
Orb takes some gold coins from Corpse of Balforth.
(-HP:128 EP:230-)
Orb has died.
****Chowt catches on****
Chowt tells you: are you wanted..? cause A wanted poster shows: Wanted!
Fimbu
****Chowt: Not as stupid as people think!****
HP:230 EP:230| $ AAAAH
[ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: AAAAH
HP:230 EP:227| ' SHIT
You say in Westron: SHIT
HP:230 EP:227| $ 2 MISCHIEFS
[ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: 2 MISCHIEFS
HP:230 EP:224| l mischief
Kitten proudly walks by with a black feather in his mouth!
The kitten is as small as a tea cup with bright blue eyes and
a medium-long, white coat. He has a long, fluffy tail and he is
always in motion, playing and chasing things. He wears a
collar around his neck.
HP:230 EP:225| l mischief 2
The kitten is as small as a tea cup with bright blue eyes and
a medium-long, white coat. He has a long, fluffy tail and he is
always in motion, playing and chasing things. He wears a
collar around his neck.
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" - George W. Bush
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
- George W. Bush, the president of the United States of America