A song: Composed by Keller, for old Jaddiepoos. I liked it so much i just had to share it! Those of you who know him, will get a chuckle from this.
-> Keller clears his throat Keller strums on his mandolin and sings in Westron: Gather round lassies and lads, and here this tale Grab your wine, your beer and your ale Raise your drink, to a companion we had, The guildmaster of guildmasters, our old chief Jad. Keller plays an interlude on his mandolin and sings in Westron: Older than dirt, and ten times as dirty Although you could've fooled me, he sure was purty Cranky and stanky, quicktempered and mean And still I confess, the best I've ever seen Keller plays an interlude on his mandolin and sings in Westron: And.. Keller plays an interlude on his mandolin and sings in Westron: its.. Keller plays an interlude on his mandolin and sings in Westron: One drink for a ranger, who's cured the unclean One drink for a lover (ladies, you know what I mean) One drink for the temper, the RAGE I have seen Three drinks for Jad, a guildmaster most keen! Keller plays an interlude on his mandolin and sings in Westron: Late into the night, from his personal room He'd send out the words, over Arda they'd zoom Ladies and lassies would hearken his voice And with all that charm, did they have a choice? Keller plays an interlude on his mandolin and sings in Westron: To our village entrance, his harem would flock But that old bastard Hermai, was always a block So Jad would give up, his station at idle Steal through the entrance, into the night he would sidle Keller plays an interlude on his mandolin and sings in Westron: Into strange Inns, in the wee hours of night Would Jad the Old, sneak with delight Wandering gossipers spoke of his skill But being so old, I wonder still.. Keller plays an interlude on his mandolin and sings in Westron: And.. Keller plays an interlude on his mandolin and sings in Westron: its.. Keller plays an interlude on his mandolin and sings in Westron: One drink for a ranger, who's cured the unclean One drink for a lover (ladies, you know what I mean) One drink for the temper, the RAGE I have seen Three drinks for Jad, a guildmaster most keen! Keller plays an interlude on his mandolin and sings in Westron: Now all jokes aside, cover your sweet ears ladies I have a sneaking suspicion that the stories are shady Although I knew him, for only a short while, I barely noticed the skill and the guile. Keller plays an interlude on his mandolin and sings in Westron: Ask of some older soul, to tell you of him And perhaps you'll get a sly wink and a grin A fiercer friend, not much taken to brood. If you really want to know him, try "help lewd" Keller plays an interlude on his mandolin and sings in Westron: And.. (altogether now!) Keller plays an interlude on his mandolin and sings in Westron: its.. Keller plays an interlude on his mandolin and sings in Westron: One drink for a ranger, who's cured the unclean One drink for a lover (ladies, you know what I mean) One drink for the temper, the RAGE I have seen Three drinks for Jad, a guildmaster most keen! Keller plays an interlude on his mandolin and sings in Westron: And we all miss you, Jaddy.. come back soon. Keller finishes his song with a flourish. Keller bows solemnly and his cloak drags the ground.