Yeah, has to happen eventually. Still props to Morsist and Shahriar. should have done alot of things, still i had fun.
And empty 6-pack of Corona's on the floor, i felt like taking a C. I'm a bit intoxicated, so i decided what the hell. Morsist enters. Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist You begin to hunt Morsist. HP:188 EP:194 Morsist leaves east. You follow Morsist east. Inside the West Gate of Bree(w, n and e) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A wooden sword A wealthy looking chubby man Morsist leaves east. You follow Morsist east. West main street of Bree(se, w, n, e and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Ratty the goat You scorch Morsist on the shoulder with a large bolt, charring flesh! Morsist leaves south. Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist You follow Morsist south. South main street of Bree(w, n, e and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A grimy looking beggar A grimy looking beggar You are already hunting Morsist! HP:188 EP:194 Morsist leaves south. You follow Morsist south. Outside Ferny's Place(n, e and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Morsist leaves east. You follow Morsist east. South Gate of Bree(se, n, sw, ne, w, e and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A wooden sword Morsist leaves west. Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist You follow Morsist west. Outside Ferny's Place(n, e and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) You are already hunting Morsist! HP:188 EP:194 Morsist leaves north. You follow Morsist north. South main street of Bree(w, n, e and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A grimy looking beggar A grimy looking beggar Morsist leaves north. You follow Morsist north. West main street of Bree(se, w, n, e and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Ratty the goat Morsist leaves west. You follow Morsist west. Inside the West Gate of Bree(w, n and e) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A wooden sword A wealthy looking chubby man Morsist leaves west. You follow Morsist west. West Gate of Bree(w, n, e, s and nw) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Lothendard the hobbit Bad Apple (Impartial) Grymlar RedRobe the sindar Student of Arcane Magic Inhever the sindar Huntress (Moral) A rocking chair A big sign You singe Morsist. Morsist misses you. Morsist leaves west. Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist You follow Morsist west. The Great East Road(w, se, n, e and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A Pledge Drive Announcer You are already hunting Morsist! HP:188 EP:193 Morsist leaves west. You follow Morsist west. The Great East Road(w, n, e, ne and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Morsist leaves west. You follow Morsist west. The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Morsist leaves west. You follow Morsist west. The Great East Road(w, n, e, s and nw) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Morsist leaves west. You follow Morsist west. The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Morsist leaves west. You follow Morsist west. The Great East Road(w, n, e, ne and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Morsist leaves west. You follow Morsist west. The Great East Road(w, n, sw, e and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Morsist leaves west. You follow Morsist west. The Plains(w, n, e and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Morsist leaves west. You follow Morsist west. The Plains(w, n, e and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) hb Morsist leaves west. Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist You follow Morsist west. The Plains(n, e and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) You are already hunting Morsist! HP:188 EP:193 Morsist leaves north. You follow Morsist north. The Plains(n, e and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Morsist leaves north. You follow Morsist north. By a tumbledown cottage(cottage, n, e and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Morsist leaves north. You follow Morsist north. The Plains(n, e and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) You scorch Morsist on the shoulder with a large bolt, charring flesh! Morsist misses you. Morsist leaves north. Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist You follow Morsist north. The Plains(w, n, e and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) You are already hunting Morsist! HP:189 EP:192 Morsist leaves north. You follow Morsist north. The Plains(w, n, e and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A large brown rabbit perks its ears as you draw closer Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Morsist! HP:189 EP:157 Morsist leaves north. You follow Morsist north. The Plains(w, n, e and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A red fox pauses here, eyeing you Morsist leaves north. You follow Morsist north. The Plains(w, n, e and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A large brown rabbit perks its ears as you draw closer Morsist leaves north. You follow Morsist north. The Plains(w, n, e and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A bald-headed vulture patiently waits for something or someone to die. Morsist leaves north. You follow Morsist north. The Plains(n, e and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Morsist leaves north. You follow Morsist north. An entrance to a settlement(enter, e and s) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A fat elf Morsist leaves enter. Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist You follow Morsist enter. A campfire at the center of the settlement(out, n, hole and hut) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A baldfooted hobbit is sitting here A warm campfire (burning) You are already hunting Morsist! Morsist opens the hole door. Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist Morsist leaves hole. You follow Morsist hole. A hobbit hole(out) Morsist the dunedain Gangster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Shahriar the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic) A small closet (closed) Morsist closes the out door. You are already hunting Morsist! HP:175 EP:156 Shahriar locks the out door. THIS CANT BE GOOD! Shahriar puts an intricate key into an Orc courier pack. Shahriar wields his crimson longsword like an avenging demon drawing pure DEATH!!! Shahriar shields Morsist, and you scratch Shahriar. You scorch Morsist on the shoulder with a large bolt, charring flesh! Shahriar shields Morsist, and you scratch Shahriar. Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist You scorch Morsist on the shoulder with a large bolt, charring flesh! You are already hunting Morsist! HP:175 EP:153 You miss Morsist...................................(MISS) Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist Morsist smacks you. You are already hunting Morsist! HP:168 EP:152 shape GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! HP:168 EP:152 You scream in pain as Shahriar slices flesh without mercy. You are too busy to make an attack! Morsist whips you with the spiked head of the flail. Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist You are already hunting Morsist! You miss Shahriar...................................(MISS) Morsist whips the ball into you. Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist You are already hunting Morsist! HP:121 EP:149 Bob the Builder tells you: you ok bro? Shahriar lunges forward, causing you to stumble backwards. You sear Shahriar causing severe nerve damage. Morsist whips you with the spiked head of the flail. Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist You are already hunting Morsist! HP:104 EP:148 tell Bob the Builder get here!!! Shahriar misses you by mere inches. You miss Shahriar...................................(MISS) Morsist misses you. Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist You are already hunting Morsist! HP:105 EP:148 You tell Bob the Builder: get here!!! HP:105 EP:148 'fuck Note to self! TRAIN BLOCKING! Note to self! TRAIN BLOCKING! Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist You are already hunting Morsist! HP:101 EP:148 You're cut into by Shahriar, leaving a bloody gash. You miss Morsist...................................(MISS) Morsist misses you. You say in Westron: fuck Hahahahaha! What a cock! Hahahahaha! What a cock! hb hb hb hb hb hb hb hb hb Shahriar misses you by mere inches. You zap Shahriar with a staggering shockwave. Morsist whacks you deeply. Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist You are already hunting Morsist! HP:84 EP:145 Morsist laughs out loud. Hahahahaha! What a cock! Hahahahaha! What a cock! Note to self! TRAIN BLOCKING! Note to self! TRAIN BLOCKING! You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Shahriar. Your tactics skill has increased due to use. HP:72 EP:125 You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Shahriar. HP:72 EP:105 You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Shahriar. HP:72 EP:85 You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Shahriar. HP:72 EP:65 You are nearly dismembered by Shahriar's deadly crimson blade. You miss Shahriar...................................(MISS) Morsist whips you with the spiked head of the flail. Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist You are already hunting Morsist! HP:38 EP:64 You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Shahriar. HP:38 EP:44 You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Shahriar. HP:38 EP:24 Rest up, and ask me again later. HP:38 EP:24 Rest up, and ask me again later. HP:38 EP:24 Rest up, and ask me again later. HP:38 EP:24 room: a hobbit hole. You're cut into by Shahriar, leaving a bloody gash. You sear Shahriar causing severe nerve damage. Morsist misses you. Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist You are already hunting Morsist! HP:35 EP:22 shape GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! GOOD!! HP:35 EP:22 Shahriar misses you by mere inches. You sear Shahriar causing severe nerve damage. Morsist misses you. Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist You are already hunting Morsist! HP:35 EP:21 shape all You notice Morsist sizing you up. AVG!! AVG!! AVG!! AVG!! AVG!! AVG!! AVG!! AVG!! AVG!! AVG!! AVG!! AVG!! AVG!! AVG!! AVG!! AVG!! AVG!! AVG!! AVG!! AVG!! AVG!! AVG!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! ND!! HP:35 EP:21 You miss Shahriar...................................(MISS) Morsist whips you with the spiked head of the flail. party say $GRN$ byw Hahahahaha! What a cock! Hahahahaha! What a cock! Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist Shahriar looks at Morsist. You are already hunting Morsist! HP:18 EP:20 There is no one in your party to talk to. HP:18 EP:20 You miss Morsist...................................(MISS) Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist Morsist misses you. You are already hunting Morsist! Hahahahaha! What a cock! Hahahahaha! What a cock! Hahahahaha! What a cock! Hahahahaha! What a cock! Hahahahaha! What a cock! Hahahahaha! What a cock! Hahahahaha! What a cock! Hahahahaha! What a cock! Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist You are already hunting Morsist! Note to self! TRAIN BLOCKING! Note to self! TRAIN BLOCKING! You miss Morsist...................................(MISS) Morsist misses you. 'byw You say in Westron: byw HP:15 EP:18 Shahriar shields Morsist, and you scratch Shahriar. Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist You scorch Morsist on the shoulder with a large bolt, charring flesh! Morsist taps you. You are already hunting Morsist! HP:14 EP:17 Shahriar shields Morsist, and you graze Shahriar. Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist You zap Morsist with a staggering shockwave. Morsist misses you. wave You are already hunting Morsist! HP:14 EP:15 You wave. HP:14 EP:15 You dodge Shahriar's attack with some skill. You miss Morsist...................................(MISS) Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist Morsist whips you with the spiked head of the flail. You are already hunting Morsist! HP:-6 EP:14 hb hb hb hb Shahriar misses you by mere inches. kill kill You are unconscious and can do nothing! HP:-7 EP:13 You are unconscious and can do nothing! HP:-7 EP:13 You are unconscious and can do nothing! HP:-7 EP:13 shape You are unconscious and can do nothing! HP:-7 EP:13 Morsist puts you out of your misery. Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist You are unconscious and can do nothing! HP:-11 EP:13 You are unconscious and can do nothing! HP:-11 EP:13 Morsist goes "Woo!". Triggered! doing: hunt Morsist You are unconscious and can do nothing! HP:-11 EP:13 You are unconscious and can do nothing! HP:-11 EP:13 Your eyes open wide with horror as you see your killer take up a firmer grip on the flail's handle. The ball with the spikes twirls and catches a glint of light briefly, but then it grows large enough to fill your universe... and then... your universe is darkness only. Your party has been disbanded. You have died. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. Someone has hp: 6/180 and end: 12/180 Someone gets some gold coins from Corpse of Demandred. Someone gets an Orc courier pack from Corpse of Demandred. Someone laughs out loud. Someone hehs. Someone has hp: 6/180 and end: 12/180 Someone wears an Orc courier pack. Someone gets a large training prod from Corpse of Demandred into an Orc courier pack. Someone says in Westron: shit Someone says in Westron: close 'was wasnt it You say in Westron: was wasnt it HP:0 EP:0> Someone says in Westron: nice Someone thanks Shahriar. 'nice job You say in Westron: nice job Yeah, now if i had've type kill Morsist, i'd be 3k richer, but a head shorter. I'm going back to my beer, have a nice laugh, everyone has to be humbled at some stage.