Boredom strikes! The victim, Hobson! On a side note, everyone knows the fun part in killing thieves is that they die quick as hell. That's also the part that can make it not so fulfilling.
The west door swings open. --Hobson enters. You hear a footstep nearby. Hobson closes the west door. Anonymous figure lunges, but the strike is parried by Hobson. Anonymous figure lunges, but the strike is parried by Hobson. kill figure headbutt --LAWSYS It is not a crime to attack anonymous figures! You attack an anonymous figure. Anonymous figure lunges, but the strike is parried by your quick block. Hobson misses someone. You brutally plunge the blade into someone. Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into someone! HP:150 EP:95 Hobson tells you: drop food HP:150 EP:95 It is already closed. HP:150 EP:95 You pull out your keys and try them one by one... a small metal key : The key does not turn the lock. HP:150 EP:95 You give up trying to lock the west door. Do: Commands completed. HP:150 EP:95 Do: starting commands. HP:150 EP:95 It is already closed. HP:150 EP:95 You pull out your keys and try them one by one... a small metal key : The key does not turn the lock. HP:150 EP:95 Anonymous figure lunges, but the strike is parried by your quick block. Hobson misses someone. You are too busy to make an attack! You give up trying to lock the west door. Do: Commands completed. HP:150 EP:95 Anonymous figure opens the west door. The west door swings shut. Hobson tells you: drop food Hobson ers. Looking pale and weak, Hobson is wracked by painful spasms. HP:150 EP:96 Hobson falls down laughing. Hobson says in Westron: nice. oif You say "oif!". ...later... HP:150 EP:106 West Gate of Bree(s, w, n, e and nw) Rondo Dak'kon the dwarf Tiranno A town guard A big sign --Hobson enters. HP:150 EP:106 jk Do: starting commands. HP:150 EP:106 Inside the West Gate of Bree(w, n and e) A wealthy looking chubby man --Hobson enters. HP:150 EP:106 West main street of Bree(se, s, w, n and e) Ratty the goat --Hobson enters. HP:150 EP:106 South main street of Bree(s, w, n and e) A grimy looking beggar [2] --Hobson enters. HP:150 EP:106 Outside Ferny's Place(s, n and e) --Hobson enters. HP:150 EP:106 South Gate of Bree(s, se, sw, w, n, ne and e) --Hobson enters. HP:150 EP:106 South Gate of Staddle(s, se, w, n and e) --Hobson enters. HP:150 EP:106 The Plains(s, w, n and e) --Hobson enters. HP:150 EP:106 The Great East Road(s, w, n, e and nw) --Hobson enters. HP:150 EP:106 Outside the Inn(s, gate, n, ne, nw, w and e) --Hobson enters. HP:150 EP:106 kill hobson The inn's courtyard(s, gate, w and e) A big bulldog --Hobson enters. HP:150 EP:106 The common room(n, bar and e) A ruffian is here, eating. [2] --Hobson enters. HP:150 EP:106 The east door is already unlocked. HP:150 EP:106 You open the east door. A private room of the inn(w) --Hobson enters. You close the west door. HP:150 EP:106 It is already closed. HP:150 EP:106 You lock the west door. HP:150 EP:106 Do: Commands completed. HP:150 EP:106 You are no longer shielding Hobson. You attack Hobson. HP:150 EP:106 woo Hobson misses you. You sink the blade into Hobson with the curdling shout of a pirate! You go "Woo!". HP:150 EP:106 headbutt Hobson misses you. You crack Hobson's head with the flat of the blade! Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Hobson! HP:150 EP:72 Hobson laughs. Looking pale and weak, Hobson is wracked by painful spasms. You brutally plunge the blade into Hobson. You brutally plunge the blade into Hobson. ' Sorry man! :D You say in Westron: Sorry man! :D HP:150 EP:72 Hobson misses you. You brutally plunge the blade into Hobson. Hobson misses you. You sink the blade into Hobson with the curdling shout of a pirate! Hobson says in Westron: its cool Hobson falls to the ground. Hobson is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! bandage hobson You bandage Hobson. snicker Looking pale and weak, Hobson is wracked by painful spasms. You snicker insanely. HP:150 EP:72 kill hobson You attack Hobson. You crack Hobson's head with the flat of the blade! shape HP:150 EP:73 Looking pale and weak, Hobson is wracked by painful spasms. Hobson is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! You brutally plunge the blade into Hobson. Hobson is in critical condition, very close to death. HP:150 EP:73 kill You decide to put Hobson out of his misery. HP:150 EP:73 You killed Hobson. Hobson left your party. Hobson has died. get gold from corpse HP:150 EP:73 You put 21 gold in your pockets. --The ghost of Hobson passes through the west door. Original plan was to kill both of them whilst inside, but I was hit with a bit of lag/Alzheimer's, and didn't specify which of my many keys to use to lock door the first time around. Killing just Hobson didn't take the place of the pleasure of downing them both, as I thought it might.