Dwain thinks he can kill me.

Posted by
Klouse [legacy]
Uploaded
24 September 2001 00:00:00
Type
Attempt

Dwain feels as if I am a push-over. We decide to battle until someone dies. He is a pussy and doesn't stay. Run you little coward run.


This is what happened:

Scheuerman beat the shit out of Dwain in mordor, 
then I told him that must have hurt. He was running
his mouth so I told him to meet me in a locked room
and I will handle his bitch ass, he said no. I said 
ok my inn room then, he agreed. We both said we 
wouldn't leave till one of us died, look at the damn
coward run like a little bitch.


You tell Dwain: Come up to mine
HP:230 EP:139 Scheuerman tells you: he is at losien:P
Dwain has cancelled your invitation to A Large Cavern.
Dwain visits your inn room in A Large Cavern.
Dwain appears from the shadows.
Dwain looks at you.
'Attack me
You say: Attack me
HP:230 EP:138 i
Gold: 416              Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
 The fang of Sauron (wielded).
 A dwarven war shield (worn).
 A Dol Amroth pack (open) (worn).
 A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn).
 A dwarven deathmask (worn).
 A studded leather baldric (worn).
 A message stone.
 A spellbook.
HP:230 EP:138 l

    Ahhhh, what a cozy little room.  A few paintings,
a semi-large bed, and a nice little end table.  Geez,
you could just about settle down here forever.  Now 
that's an idea: quit adventuring, lay down on the bed, and 
fall asleep..........owwwwww the mere thought of it!

    The only obvious exit is down.
 Dwain the dunedain Battle Lord (Hand of Eru)
HP:230 EP:137 'All that shit you talk.
Dwain smashes his forehead into your nose.
You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
You say: All that shit you talk.
HP:217 EP:137 headbutt
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into your opponent!
HP:217 EP:102 You cut Dwain's arm, leaving several bruises.
Dwain misses you.
shape
Dwain is in good shape.
HP:217 EP:102 You cut Dwain's arm, leaving several bruises.
Dwain misses you.
'Dont leave
You notice Dwain sizing you up.
You say: Dont leave
HP:217 EP:101 You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
'Pussy
You hit Dwain very hard, leaving severed body parts!
Dwain misses you.
You say: Pussy
HP:217 EP:101 headbutt
shape
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:217 EP:101 Dwain is in average shape.
HP:217 EP:101 You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
Dwain smashes his forehead into your nose.
headbutt
Your neck stilshape
l hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:204 EP:100 Dwain is in average shape.
HP:204 EP:100 headbutt
shape
You chop Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into your opponent!
HP:205 EP:66 You notice Dwain sizing you up.
Dwain is in average shape.
HP:205 EP:66 shape
You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
Dwain laughs out loud.
Dwain is in average shape.
HP:205 EP:66 You chop Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
You notice Dwain sizing you up.
You hit Dwain very hard, leaving severed body parts!
Dwain misses you.
yawn
You yawn.
HP:205 EP:65 l

    Ahhhh, what a cozy little room.  A few paintings,
a semi-large bed, and a nice little end table.  Geez,
you could just about settle down here forever.  Now 
that's an idea: quit adventuring, lay down on the bed, and 
fall asleep..........owwwwww the mere thought of it!

    The only obvious exit is down.
 Dwain the dunedain Battle Lord (Hand of Eru)
HP:205 EP:65 You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
Dwain smashes his forehead into your nose.
You chop Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
You notice Dwain sizing you up.
'Leave pussy
shape
You say: Leave pussy
HP:192 EP:64 Dwain doesn't look so great.
HP:192 EP:64 You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
You hit Dwain very hard, leaving severed body parts!
Your headache clears up.
Dwain whips you with the spiked head of the flail.

HP:179 EP:64 You hit Dwain very hard, leaving severed body parts!
Dwain smacks you.
yawn
Dwain drinks the phial of Dream Potion and his eyes roll back into
his skull. He throws back his head and ROARS
mightily! You notice his muscles are bulging hugely.
You yawn.
HP:171 EP:64 You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
Scheuerman tells you: fighting him now?
You notice Dwain sizing you up.
You hit Dwain very hard, leaving severed body parts!
Dwain misses you.
get flask from pack
Ok.
HP:171 EP:63 open flask
Dwain puts an empty drink into a Dol Amroth pack.
You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
You open a silver flask.
HP:171 EP:63 drink flask
drink flask
The miruvor is cool and sweet.
HP:171 EP:63 The miruvor is cool and sweet.
HP:171 EP:63 Dwain smashes his forehead into your nose.
  headbutt
You notice Dwain sizing you up.
shape
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Dwain.
HP:155 EP:43 You miss Dwain.
Dwain smacks you.
Dwain is in average shape.
Dwain is somewhat drunk.
HP:147 EP:43 shape
You notice Dwain sizing you up.
Dwain is in average shape.
Dwain is somewhat drunk.
HP:147 EP:43 You chop Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
headbutt
You notice Dwain sizing you up.
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into your opponent!
HP:147 EP:7 shape
Dwain is in average shape.
Dwain is somewhat drunk.
HP:147 EP:7 lol
You hit Dwain very hard, leaving severed body parts!
Dwain misses you.
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
You laugh out loud.
HP:214 EP:74 You notice Dwain sizing you up.
shape
Dwain is in average shape.
Dwain is somewhat drunk.
HP:214 EP:74 You dilacerate Dwain like a hungry wolf destroying flesh.
Dwain misses you.
You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
HP:215 EP:74 Dwain doesn't look so great.
Dwain is somewhat drunk.
HP:215 EP:74 You hit Dwain very hard, leaving severed body parts!
Dwain smacks you.
rotfl
You roll on the floor laughing.
HP:207 EP:74 You hit Dwain very hard, leaving severed body parts!
Dwain misses you.
headbutt
shape
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into your opponent!
HP:207 EP:39 Dwain is near death.
Dwain is somewhat drunk.
HP:207 EP:39 You miss Dwain.
Dwain leaves down.
Dwain misses you.
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Thranduil Inn(s, u and ne)
 Dwain the dunedain Battle Lord (Hand of Eru)
 Scheuerman the dwarf Cleaner (Moral)
 Losien the innkeeper
HP:207 EP:38 You are too busy to make an attack!
Dwain fades into the shadows.
Dwain misses you.
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shape
A personal room(d)
HP:207 EP:38 Usage: shape <target>
You tell Dwain: pussy
HP:207 EP:37 Thranduil Inn(s, u and ne)
 Scheuerman the dwarf Cleaner (Moral)
 Losien the innkeeper
HP:207 EP:37 Scheuerman tells you: lol
You notice Scheuerman sizing you up.
Scheuerman rolls on the floor laughing.
tell scheuerman invite me
You tell Scheuerman: invite me
HP:208 EP:37 Dwain enters.
You miss Dwain.
headbutt
shape
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into your opponent!
HP:208 EP:1 Dwain is near death.
Dwain is somewhat drunk.
HP:208 EP:1 Scheuerman forms a new party.
You miss Dwain.
Dwain leaves south.
Dwain misses you.
Scheuerman invited you to join his party.
party invite scheuerman
You are not in a party.
HP:209 EP:1 Dwain enters.
You chop Dwain.
Dwain smashes his forehead into your nose.
headbutt
You scratch Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
shape
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:193 EP:1 You notice Dwain sizing you up.
Dwain is in average shape.
Dwain is somewhat drunk.
HP:193 EP:1 shape
headbutt
Dwain is in average shape.
Dwain is somewhat drunk.
HP:193 EP:1 headbutt
Rest up, and ask me again later.
HP:193 EP:1 Rest up, and ask me again later.
HP:193 EP:1 shape
You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
Your vision becomes weaker.
Dwain is in average shape.
Dwain is somewhat drunk.
HP:193 EP:0 You scratch Dwain.
Dwain whacks you deeply.
Scheuerman invited you to join his party.
Scheuerman invited you to join his party.
You chop Dwain.
Dwain taps you.
party invite schuerman
You are not in a party.
HP:179 EP:0 You cut Dwain's arm, leaving several bruises.
Dwain whacks you deeply.
Dwain smashes his forehead into your nose.
You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
party join schuerman
You notice Dwain sizing you up.
There is no one by that name here.
HP:154 EP:0 headbutt
Rest up, and ask me again later.
HP:154 EP:0 You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
You notice Dwain sizing you up.
party invite scheuerman
You are not in a party.
HP:155 EP:1 You chop Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
You notice Dwain sizing you up.
You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
party join scheuerman
You join Scheuerman's party.
HP:155 EP:1 shape
Scheuerman tells you: join?
Dwain doesn't look so great.
Dwain is a bit tipsy.
HP:155 EP:1 You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
drink flask
The miruvor is cool and sweet.
HP:155 EP:1 You cut Dwain's arm, leaving several bruises.
Dwain misses you.
 drink flask
Dwain smashes his forehead into your nose.
The miruvor is cool and sweet.
HP:145 EP:1  yawn
You notice Dwain sizing you up.
headbutt
You scratch Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
Losien says in some strange tongue:  vouh arh 20 douienen nargi
 aemrah.
You yawn.
HP:145 EP:1 Rest up, and ask me again later.
HP:145 EP:1 headbutt
headbutt
headbutt
Rest up, and ask me again later.
HP:145 EP:1 Rest up, and ask me again later.
HP:145 EP:1 Rest up, and ask me again later.
HP:145 EP:1 headbutt
You scratch Dwain.
Dwain taps you.
shape
Rest up, and ask me again later.
HP:144 EP:1 Dwain doesn't look so great.
Dwain is a bit tipsy.
Dwain drinks from a silver flask.
Rest up, and ask me again later.
HP:144 EP:1 headbutt
shape
You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
Losien says in some strange tongue:  douienen doltil yaveruth ienoe
 khilkhelekh nech, vouh nia cuinia lith ienoe.
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
headbutt
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into your opponent!
HP:230 EP:66 Dwain doesn't look so great.
Dwain is a bit tipsy.
HP:230 EP:66 Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:230 EP:66 shape
Dwain doesn't look so great.
Dwain is a bit tipsy.
HP:230 EP:66 shape
You miss Dwain.
Dwain whips you with the spiked head of the flail.
Dwain doesn't look so great.
Dwain is a bit tipsy.
HP:211 EP:67 shape
You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
Dwain is in average shape.
Dwain is a bit tipsy.
HP:211 EP:67 You notice Dwain sizing you up.
You scratch Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
drink flask
Dwain smashes his forehead into your nose.
The miruvor is cool and sweet.
HP:201 EP:67 headbutt
You dilacerate Dwain like a hungry wolf destroying flesh.
Dwain misses you.
 Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:201 EP:67 shape
Dwain doesn't look so great.
Dwain is a bit tipsy.
HP:201 EP:67 You notice Dwain sizing you up.
shape
You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
Dwain doesn't look so great.
Dwain is a bit tipsy.
HP:201 EP:67 yawn
You scratch Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
You yawn.
HP:201 EP:67 headbutt
shape
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into your opponent!
HP:201 EP:32 Dwain doesn't look so great.
Dwain is a bit tipsy.
HP:201 EP:32 You miss Dwain.
Dwain whips you with the spiked head of the flail.
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
shape
Dwain doesn't look so great.
Dwain is a bit tipsy.
HP:228 EP:76 shape
You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
Dwain doesn't look so great.
Dwain is a bit tipsy.
HP:228 EP:76 Dwain smashes his forehead into your nose.
You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
You notice Dwain sizing you up.
'You fucking suck you left
You miss Dwain.
Dwain smacks you.
You say: You fucking suck you left
HP:210 EP:77 shape
Dwain doesn't look so great.
Dwain is a bit tipsy.
HP:210 EP:77 i
You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
Gold: 352     (rough)  Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A silver flask (empty) (in hands).
 The fang of Sauron (wielded).
 A dwarven war shield (worn).
 A Dol Amroth pack (open) (worn).
 A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn).
 A dwarven deathmask (worn).
 A studded leather baldric (worn).
 A message stone.
 A spellbook.
HP:210 EP:77 You miss Dwain.
Dwain whacks you deeply.
close flask
You cannot close that!
HP:198 EP:77 Scheuerman says: nut :)
put flask in pack
Dwain whirls the flail and smacks you hard!!!
You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
Ok.
HP:191 EP:77 shape
Dwain doesn't look so great.
Dwain is a bit tipsy.
HP:191 EP:77 headbutt
shape
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Dwain.
HP:191 EP:57 You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
Dwain doesn't look so great.
Dwain is a bit tipsy.
You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into your opponent!
HP:191 EP:22 Dwain doesn't look so great.
Dwain is a bit tipsy.
HP:191 EP:22 Dwain smashes his forehead into your nose.
shape
Dwain doesn't look so great.
Dwain is a bit tipsy.
HP:178 EP:22 You chop Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
You chop Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
You notice Scheuerman sizing you up.
You chop Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
focus attack
shape
You miss Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
You focused on attack last time, try something different!
HP:179 EP:23 Dwain is near death.
Dwain is a bit tipsy.
HP:179 EP:23 shape
You chop Dwain.
Dwain misses you.
Losien says in some strange tongue:  dagorjalas efdu urhwe ahj
 yaveruth a cuinia?
Dwain is near death.
Dwain is a bit tipsy.
HP:179 EP:23 Scheuerman tells you: headbutt
Dwain fades into the shadows.
shape
Usage: shape <target>
HP:179 EP:23 tell dwain you pussy
You tell Dwain: you pussy
HP:179 EP:23 tell dwain Talk all that shit
You tell Dwain: Talk all that shit
HP:180 EP:24 Party say from Scheuerman: triggered
Dwain tells you: u suck cock, my weapon is shit
Losien says in some strange tongue:  dagorjalas efdu urhwe ahj
 yaveruth a cuinia?
Scheuerman leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Crossroads(n, sw and e)
 Scheuerman the dwarf Cleaner (Moral)
tell dwain and fucking run
You tell Dwain: and fucking run



Moral of this story is, talk shit all you want cause your 
playing skills tell the true story.