Warning: Contains Snarf.
^ Stryper: It's another "Wareagle was out drinking once...." story
^ Snarf: can i be in it again, since last time the story fell apart?
^ Wareagle is gonna deny everything ;)
^ Stryper: Yeah, Snarf. You missed the other two, though
^ Snarf: was i in any:
^ Stryper: i don't think so
^ Namina: I wanna be in the story.
^ Wareagle is always a good boy... ;)
^ Stryper: No you don't, Nam..I like you
^ Namina pokes Stryper hard.
^ Snarf snaps his paws and continues to clean himself
^ Namina: Oh.
^ Keea goes "ooo' as the thunder begins to roll over her house.
^ Namina: Well, then you at least have to make sure Wareagle is a porn star in the story.
^ Wareagle erms
^ Thorgon: nickname 'The Wiggler'
^ Stryper: He was a porn star in the last one
^ Wareagle: Namina don't help him ;)
^ Namina: He has to be a porn star in this one too. That's what he does!
^ Quenn rips his mail armour off
^ Snarf: he's a porn producer, not a star
^ Namina: Quenn! Christ! Put your clothes back on.
^ Stryper: Ok...
^ Stryper: Here's the cast for my stor
^ Dorianna waves goodnight
^ Stryper: Story
^ Wareagle wasn't in that story.. it's all a lie!
^ Namina: later dorianna
^ Stryper: Wareagle: male porn star
^ Quenn nearly pukes at the smell of his dog farting
^ Davyid: thanks for sharing that one ;)
^ Stryper: Namina: Female porn star. Quenn: transsexual porn star
^ Thorgon: and Quenn's dog
^ Wareagle acks
^ Namina: I thought you liked me. =P
^ Ketan: And Quenn scores a 3 on the Tactometer.
^ Stryper: Snarf: the porn star's drug dealer
^ Quenn puts his mail back on
^ Davyid: And can I be an Elven Porn star? ;)
^ Grifter: I thought Wareagle was the eunnich?
^ Stryper: And Osse: The Porn Director/Mob tyrant
^ Quenn: if you are going to treat me like that you dont get a show!
^ Wareagle: If Quenn is involved... i'm definatly not into that story ^ Thorgon: what about the 'fluffer' girls?
^ Namina: Thats not what you said before Wareagle..
^ Taker: Can I be the person that sprays the water on the actors to keep them looking wet and sweaty?
^ Stryper: I might put Dalamar in Quenn's place
^ Quenn is the what now?
^ Dalamar: huh? wha?
^ Stryper: Oh, and Taker is the waterboy
^ Wareagle erms
^ Taker: Yeehaw!
^ Snarf: the w w w w waterboy?
^ Thorgon: yeah, the fluffer girls.. get the guys 'ready' for the scene..
^ Wareagle: That's not much better Stryper ;)
^ Quenn: Dalamar and me have to be the same person, welded into oe
^ Stryper: Now I have to figure this out so I can put it on the family comm
^ Snarf: bah, screw the family comm, they can comm off
^ Namina: Heh, anyone with a family, please comm off.
^ Stryper: Ok...once upon a time, there was this famous movie director named Osse
^ Stryper: Osse was a funloving chap, who liked his liqour a bit much at times. He as also, fortunatly for him, married to a porn star, Namina
^ Namina wrinkles her forehead.
^ Taker: Oh, what a cute couple.
^ Snarf: shh
^ Jasumin: I'd kill em :P
^ Stryper: One day, Osse ran out of liqour, but needed something to get him going before his pretty wifey came home
^ Taker: Though, that depends on your definition of "cute" I suppose.
^ Thorgon: enter quenn
^ Quenn yeah?
^ Stryper: So he called up his local snarf dealer, Snarf
^ Snarf slips something to Osse
^ Davyid: LOL
> legend davyid
Davyid the sindar Sorcerer (Heroic)
On for: 35m 33s
Age: 26d 8h 22m 20s Gender: male
Info: Behold! The Shadowmage lifts his hands to the heavens, and seeks release
Can be mailed: Davyid@Meglivornth
^ Stryper: Osse toots up the snarf, and is immediatly just BLOWN AWAY > ^ Wareagle has the strange feeling that Stryper will be in trouble after this story ;)
^ Quenn shushes War
^ Snarf reminds everyone you can shoot snarf, snort snarf, smoke snarf.. inject snarf...
^ Stryper: So Osse's wandering around his house in the clouds, bombed out of his mind, when this transsexual guy, Quenn, strolls up and starts hitting on him
^ Stryper: Now, Osse may be wasted, but Osse's no fool
^ Quenn grins
^ Boggle: poor stew mom, she had a husband, kids, a dog, and a cat *sniff* now someone took her away!
^ Stryper: Osse don't get down like that, so he slaps Boggle across the face for interrupting, and hits the transsexual in the face as well
^ Quenn ouches
^ Namina: When did Boggle.. oh.
^ Stryper: Well, Quenn is upset by this unattention by the Great Osse, and runs to go confide in his secret lover (but only when the secret lover's drunk) Wareagle
> legend osse
Something Ossevil this way comes.
Rank: Overlord (male)
Last on: 1m 55s ago.
Age: 56d 14h 49m 52s
Info: Thank god for giant teddy bears.
Plan:
Give me whiskey, when I get a little frisky,
because it's a mighty good thing,
when you get a little dry.
Give me tobacco, when I get a little sickly,
and give me heaven, before I die.
^ Taker: Is Quenn M->F or F->M ?
^ Wareagle UGHS
^ Quenn cackles
^ Inglorion: Osse just logged off :(
^ Garmir: probably invis
^ Jasumin: A story like this is enough to keep him invis.
^ Thorgon: you should've made quenn the hermaphrodite
^ Snarf: quenn is a transexual here
^ Wareagle: this just can't happen... no matter drunk i can be ;)
^ Namina: It's because I told him that when I was pregnant and wanted peach ice cream in the middle of the night, he'd better be ready.
^ Stryper: Quenn is M->F
^ Stryper: In Wareagle's defense, he was usually wasted, and the transexual cast a spell on him, so he was in no way responsible for his actions
This is the study of the Thain of the Shire. You see a large desk near
the far wall, and the north wall is interesting to look at.
The only obvious exit is east.
A cluttered desk
> move painting
The Lord MOKI has decided that YOU must now FIGHT for your gold, and
has used his Godly powers to prevent you from moving the painting.
^ Wareagle winces
^ Namina: A spell casting transexual. nice.
^ Wareagle: no it's not nice ;)
^ Quenn isnt really a Transexual, he was just hacked by Janus is all :O ^ Stryper: So Wareagle does his best to console his "'friend'", and calls up Snarf the snarf dealer
^ Narlg: anyone want to buy a vgc dwh for 180?
^ Stryper: Snarf comes trotting along, and pretty soon, Wareagle and his "'friend'" are flying along happily, beating Narlg on the head for interrupting
^ Snarf turns his comm back on.. that huntbreak didn't work
^ Stryper: So, we've got a buzzed Osse, a couple of wasted sickos, and you've got a drunken Stryper sitting at the bar, watching all this happen
^ Thorgon: Bring out the gimp
^ Dalamar: that is when Dalamar is most effective.
^ Stryper: Stryper's sitting and drinking, when all of a sudden,
^ Jasumin: uh oh
^ Thorgon: this porn sucks
^ Stryper: Who says it's porn?
^ Quenn blinks at Thorgon, you have been doing too much Snarf my firned
^ Namina: there just happens to be porn stars in this story. no actualy porn promised.
^ Stryper: Jasumin glares at Stryper. "We meet again, Anti-Me"
^ Thorgon: oh...
^ Stryper: Stryper glares back. "That we do"
^ Stryper: All of a sudden, from the back room, gunshots ring out. Wareagle and Quenn decided, in the heat of passion/drugs, to ice thier snarf dealer
^ Wareagle coughs
^ Quenn rips out his oozie and starts blasting away!
^ Jasumin: It's uzi chief.
^ Freak: ER in MD
^ Taker: Oozie!? Eeew!
^ Stryper: Uzi, for the spelling-challenged
^ Garmir: violence? i want in
^ Stryper: Siddown and shaddup, or you'll get violence
^ Taker oozes a bit.
^ Quenn is challenged, no doubt, i am a transexual idiot on snarf with a fully automatic weapon, what can you expect... shhh
^ Stryper: Well, the gunshots push the two Anti-Me people over the edge. They go berserk, tearing up the bar. All of a sudden, a shadow falls across the door. Osse steps in, with the beautiful Namina on his arm
^ Stryper: But Quenn, the transsexual who's hopped up on Snarf, remembers how he was snubbed earlier, and opens up on the beautiful Namina. Her upper body vanishes in a spray of blood
^ Quenn commits suicide
^ Stryper: Osse gets pissed
^ Namina: I suddenly don't like this story anymore.
^ Salem: giggles
^ Grifter: no! he broke the best part!
^ Wareagle: this is tearing my reputation apart! ;)
^ Namina: My upper body was very important to me.
^ Jasumin will save you all! ('cept Stryper)
^ Namina: That it! Cut! Rewrite it, now. =P
^ Stryper: So he immediatly starts nuking people, left and right. BANG! There goes Rendor. BANG! There goes Jazmin. BANG! There goes whoever
^ Snarf: snarf?
^ Stryper: BANG! There goes Snarf
^ Falin: tell stryper I want my 15 minutes!
^ Jasumin: Oh man my Snarf dealer!
^ Falin: damn it
^ Salem: glues Namina back together again.
^ Stryper: Well, Osse is hurt by waht he'd seen and done, so decides to make it right, and give the world a gift
^ Namina hugs salem :)
^ Snarf: he's going to start in the next porn?
^ Stryper: So he magically raises Namina from the dead, and re-endows her, being even more generous the second time
^ Namina peers at Dalamar suspiciously.
^ Stryper: Osse, however, knowing that current trends dictate a group thing, also decided to pull Jasumin in on the action
^ Namina WOOS!
^ Jasumin grins.
^ Namina: I like this porn. Two guys and little me.
^ Salem: and ME!
^ Jasumin: woohoo
^ Namina: Aww. =P
^ Namina: ;)
^ Namina: Well, okay. Salem too. *winkwink*
^ Jasumin: Bah, Namina, you like it ;)
^ Namina: Shh. :)
^ Sasy: If any thieves want to know a good target to go for go for Lancer, stole from him 6 times, and he barely reports too. :)
^ Stryper: Well, they all decide that they're gonna make the movie right there. So they pull off to the side of the road to shoot "Holiday Inn Sexxxpress part 4"
^ Wareagle starts to run faster so he can't hear their shouting.
^ Perlaien: Enough with the sex jokes
^ Perlaien: The only sex jokes on the main comm are going to be from me, Ketan, and Stryker, involving Grifter's mom.
^ Namina: Perlaien is jealous.
^ Namina: It's okay Perlaien. We'll send you a free copy.