Galuf's Amusing Tidbits 2

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Galuf [legacy]
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03 March 2003 00:00:00
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My older one was longer, but I have to show I'm not letting Fimbu win!


^ Paazin: holy shit
^ Paazin: something is WAY off with light
^ Paazin: I mean everything is under, uh, control


Kezz says: no stealing from other thieves
Nirrab says: be lucky dizm isnt here :P
Nirrab says: hed steal from his mother


^ Widower: Lorich tells you: Your no longer Megs?
Lorich the dwarf Hoplite (Moral) 


^ Azarael: right on. I'd never log off for a fire.


^ Osse: For what chief reason did Saruman aid the White Council in
        ousting Saruon from Dol Guldur?
^ Calenril: He wanted the globe of protection


^ Atma: here's a practice...  00) Where is Timbuktu?
^ Zoso: africa
^ Atma:  wrong, between Timbukone and Timbukthree
^ Atma laughs at his own joke
^ Zoso kicks Atma in the timbuknuts


Mrt the dunedain Orc-target (Impartial) 
Last on: 9d 16h 52m 7s ago.               Gender: male
Age: 3m 16s                               
Info: Pity? It was pity that stayed tha foo's hand, sucka. 


Ulkavik says in Westron: shit
Ulkavik thinks that is really yummy!


Klardin spins. The wheel starts going round and round...
The wheel starts to slow down...
The wheel stops, you groan in anticipation...
the victim gets.......NUKE!
 ^ Zoso: Bon voyageee klardin

(several minutes later)

 ^ Zoso: why isn't he bonvoyaging
^ Maronan wondered that too
^ Squackmo: he .. has to pack
^ Maronan: Like... give all his gold to his ... friends? *cough alts*
^ Zoso: he's walking around
^ Maronan: He just passed the High Pass
^ Squackmo: get 'im!
^ Zoso: what is this, Shawshank Redemption?
^ Maronan: Anyone wants to kill him before he gets nuked? ... now is your chance!
^ Maronan: Klardin is in Rhovanion at Sons of Ulfang Guild Hall.
^ Zoso: Oh, he's writing a goodbye letter
^ Squackmo: they let you do that? :o)
^ Squackmo: thats kinda nice :o)
^ Zoso: damned liberal administration
^ Maronan: Perhaps he's telling the rest of those cheating sons of ulfang that their time will come as well :)


^ Variel: they're not always murdered at birthday parties though
^ Warrax: oh why not? would Sauron say oh let's not kill him, it's his birthday?


^ Warrax: rimsilval have always had a crappy theme
^ Variel: Yes.. unlike Durms... or FRA.. who's themes are absolutely           water tight
^ Warrax: whip wielding, demonic dwarf warriors in search of knowledge?
^ Someone considers Eruhini, Megs, FRA, Rimsilval and Durms to all have           an unacceptable theme.
^ Warrax: megs and eruhini definitely need to be changed ;P


^ Ash: some gold coins : I can not buy that item from you, sell it
     elsewhere.


^ Faradir: where can one find a walking staff?
^ Duk: I dunno, but they're a lot easier to catch than a running staff.        ;) At least the walking staff isn't moving too quickly. ;)


^ Galuf: When there's something strange in the neighborhood... who you          gonna call?
^ Crusaderr: the police


^ Heath: Going on peoples comments, this page should be renamed "L33T O          Mania"

-> Alathorn grabs you.
-> Alathorn fucks you like hell!
Alathorn says: oh shit
^ Galuf: haha, Alathorn has his mudsex aliased and just set them off


^ Rendor: And then Rathmar got so drunk he thought he was a horse


^ Jasumin: Rebalancing-(verb) to take something good, and make it            nearly useless.