Part 1: Ethereal tries to solo a big bad level 8 thief, doesn't know what to trigger though. Sorry for him. HP:114 EP:66> |->Outside Hobbiton(s, w, n and e)  A signpost  A hitching post HP:114 EP:66> Do: Commands completed. HP:114 EP:66> Do: starting commands. HP:114 EP:66> |->Shire Plains(s, w and e) HP:114 EP:66> |->Shire Plains(s, w and e)  A curious little mouse wiggles its nose at you. HP:114 EP:66> |->Shire Plains(s, w and e)  A curious little mouse wiggles its nose at you. HP:114 EP:66> |->Shire Plains(s, w and e) HP:114 EP:66> s e e |->Shire Plains(w and e) HP:114 EP:66> n s s |->Shire Plains(s, w and e) HP:114 EP:66> |->The Great East Road(s, sw, w and e)  Simon sits here looking very sad HP:114 EP:66> |->Stonebows Bridge(w and e) HP:114 EP:66> 4w |->The Great East Road(s, se, w, n and e) HP:114 EP:66> |->The Great East Road(s, se, w, n and e) You hear a footstep nearby. HP:114 EP:66> |->The Great East Road(s, se, sw, w, n, ne and e) HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) You hear a footstep nearby. HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)  A red fox pauses here, eyeing you HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:114 EP:66> |->The Greenway(s, se, n, ne, nw, w and e) You hear a footstep nearby. HP:114 EP:66> |->West Gate of Bree(s, w, n, e and nw)  A town guard  A town guard  A big sign HP:114 EP:66> Do: Commands completed. HP:114 EP:66> Do: starting commands. HP:114 EP:66> |->Inside the West Gate of Bree(w, n and e)  A wealthy looking chubby man HP:114 EP:66> The rich man looks at you and says: Need any help? |->West main street of Bree(se, s, w, n and e)  Ratty the goat You hear a footstep nearby. HP:114 EP:66> Do: Commands completed. HP:114 EP:66> |->Northern Main Street of Bree(s, w, n and e) You hear a footstep nearby. HP:114 EP:66> |->Bree General Store(n and e)  A cloth vest  A trash can  Brand the shopkeeper HP:114 EP:66> |->An auction house(s)  A trash can  Laryn, the auctioneer HP:114 EP:66> |->Bree General Store(n and e)  A cloth vest  A trash can  Brand the shopkeeper HP:114 EP:66> |->Northern Main Street of Bree(s, w, n and e) HP:114 EP:66> |->West main street of Bree(se, s, w, n and e)  Ratty the goat HP:114 EP:66> |->East of main street(s, w, n and e) HP:114 EP:66> |->East main street of Bree(s, w, n and e)  Aftershock's horse [packed]  Aftershock Armageddon the dwarf Strongarm (Moral)  Zoye's horse HP:114 EP:66> Aftershock stops leading Aftershock's horse [packed]. *Aftershock leaves north. |->Prancing Pony Common Room(s, ne, e and d)  Aftershock Armageddon the dwarf Strongarm (Moral)  A trash can  A drunken sailor  Butterbur is here, gossiping and serving ale [32 rumours, 32 new] You hear a footstep nearby. HP:114 EP:66> |->East main street of Bree(s, w, n and e)  Aftershock's horse [packed]  Zoye's horse You hear a footstep nearby. HP:114 EP:66> |->Bree Playground(n and sandbox)  The somewhat decayed remains of Boy  Raxor's black horse  A message stone  A sign is posted here for new characters.  Bree Newbie Board [17 notes, 17 new] HP:114 EP:66> Do: starting commands. HP:114 EP:66> You can't go that way! HP:114 EP:66> You can't go that way! HP:114 EP:66> n w You can't go that way! HP:114 EP:66> You can't go that way! HP:114 EP:66> Do: Commands completed. HP:114 EP:66> w w |->East main street of Bree(s, w, n and e)  Aftershock Armageddon the dwarf Strongarm (Moral)  Aftershock's horse [packed]  Zoye's horse HP:114 EP:66> |->East of main street(s, w, n and e) HP:114 EP:66> |->West main street of Bree(se, s, w, n and e)  Ratty the goat HP:114 EP:66> |->Inside the West Gate of Bree(w, n and e)  A wealthy looking chubby man HP:114 EP:66> s *Aftershock enters, leading Aftershock's horse [packed]. You can't go that way! HP:114 EP:66> *Aftershock leaves west, leading Aftershock's horse packed. w s *Aftershock enters, leading Aftershock's horse [packed]. 9w 9w *Aftershock leaves east, leading Aftershock's horse packed. |->West Gate of Bree(s, w, n, e and nw)  A town guard  A town guard  A big sign HP:114 EP:66> w |->The Greenway(s, se, n, ne, nw, w and e) You hear a footstep nearby. HP:114 EP:66> Do: starting commands. HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)  A red fox pauses here, eyeing you HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) You hear a footstep nearby. HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) You hear a footstep nearby. HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:114 EP:66> 9e |->The Great East Road(s, se, sw, w, n, ne and e) HP:115 EP:67> |->The Great East Road(s, se, w, n and e) You hear a footstep nearby. HP:115 EP:67> You are attacked by Anonymous figure! do wimpy off,focus dodge,focus defense $:is going to die! Do: Commands completed. HP:115 EP:67> Do: starting commands. HP:115 EP:67> |->The Great East Road(s, se, w, n and e) HP:115 EP:67> |->Stonebows Bridge(w and e) You hear a footstep nearby. HP:115 EP:67> |->The Great East Road(s, sw, w and e)  Simon sits here looking very sad You hear a footstep nearby. HP:115 EP:67> |->Shire Plains(s, w and e) You hear a footstep nearby. HP:115 EP:67> |->Shire Plains(w and e) You hear a footstep nearby. HP:115 EP:67> |->Shire Plains(s, w and e) You hear a footstep nearby. HP:115 EP:67> |->Shire Plains(s, w and e)  A curious little mouse wiggles its nose at you. HP:115 EP:67> 9e e n |->Shire Plains(s, w and e)  A curious little mouse wiggles its nose at you. HP:115 EP:67> |->Shire Plains(s, w and e) HP:115 EP:67> Do: Commands completed. HP:115 EP:67> |->Outside Hobbiton(s, w, n and e)  A signpost  A hitching post HP:115 EP:67> Do: starting commands. HP:115 EP:67> |->Shire Plains(s, w and e) HP:115 EP:67> n n Anonymous figure hits you hard. You graze someone. |->Shire Plains(s, w and e)  A curious little mouse wiggles its nose at you. HP:108 EP:67> |->Shire Plains(s, w and e)  A curious little mouse wiggles its nose at you. HP:108 EP:67> |->Shire Plains(s, w and e) HP:108 EP:67> |->Shire Plains(w and e) HP:108 EP:67> |->Shire Plains(s, w and e) HP:108 EP:67> |->The Great East Road(s, sw, w and e)  Simon sits here looking very sad HP:108 EP:67> |->Stonebows Bridge(w and e) HP:108 EP:67> |->The Great East Road(s, se, w, n and e) HP:108 EP:67> Do: Commands completed. HP:108 EP:67> Do: starting commands. HP:108 EP:67> You're no wimp! HP:108 EP:67> You focused on dodge last time, try something different! HP:108 EP:67> You start focusing on your defense skill. HP:108 EP:67> Do: Commands completed. HP:108 EP:67> You are not a member of a guild. HP:108 EP:67> Do: starting commands. HP:108 EP:67> |->The Great East Road(s, se, w, n and e) HP:108 EP:67> 10e |->The Great East Road(s, se, sw, w, n, ne and e) HP:108 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:108 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:108 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:108 EP:67> Anonymous figure hits you very hard. You miss someone..........................(MISS) |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) You hear a footstep nearby. HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)  A red fox pauses here, eyeing you You hear a footstep nearby. HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) You hear a footstep nearby. HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> Do: Commands completed. HP:94 EP:67> |->The Greenway(s, se, n, ne, nw, w and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->West Gate of Bree(s, w, n, e and nw)  Syro the dwarf Alchemist (Impartial)  A town guard  A town guard  A big sign HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> Do: starting commands. HP:94 EP:67> |->Bree-hill(s, w, n and e) You hear a footstep nearby. HP:94 EP:67> |->A scenic valley(s, farm, town, w, n, ne and e)  A hitching post  A town guard HP:94 EP:67> |->The Hills of Chetwood(s, sw, n, ne, nw, w and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->The Hills of Chetwood(s, se, n, ne, nw, w and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->Midgewater Swamp(s, se, n, ne, nw, w and e) HP:94 EP:67> 10e Anonymous figure misses you. You miss someone..........................(MISS) |->Midgewater Swamp(s, w, n and e) You hear a footstep nearby. HP:94 EP:67> |->At a large tree(se, s, sw, n, ne, nw, w and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->Midgewater Swamp(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->Midgewater Swamp(s, sw, w, n, e and nw)  The midges of Midgewater HP:94 EP:67> |->Midgewater Swamp(s, sw, w, n, e and nw) HP:94 EP:67> n Do: Commands completed. HP:94 EP:67> Do: starting commands. HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> 10w 10w |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->Weathertop(s, se, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->Weathertop(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) Do: Commands completed. HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> Do: starting commands. HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->The Weather Hills(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->The Weather Hills(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> Do: Commands completed. HP:94 EP:67> Do: starting commands. HP:94 EP:67> |->Midgewater Swamp(s, se, sw, w, n, e and nw) HP:94 EP:67> |->Midgewater Swamp(s, se, sw, w, n, e and nw) HP:94 EP:67> |->Midgewater Swamp(s, se, sw, n, ne, nw, w and e) |->The Hills of Chetwood(s, se, sw, n, ne, nw, w and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->Archet(s, se, sw, n, ne, nw, archet, w and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->The Hills of Chetwood(s, se, w, n, ne and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> legend zerox |->The Greenway(s, se, w, n and e) HP:94 EP:67> Do: Commands completed. HP:94 EP:67> Zerox Serke Otorno the silvan Exterminator (Shadowspawn of Mordor) On for: 1h 40m 4s Gender: male Age: 3d 4h 34m 6s Can be mailed: Zerox@Belegost Info: Wait And Bleed  Thought it was Zerox, had been stealing from some guy and he started threating me with Zerox, and this whole "You are attacked" sounded so newbiesh. n n n 10e |->The Greenway(s, w, n and e) HP:95 EP:68> |->The Greenway(s, w, n and e) HP:95 EP:68> |->The Greenway(s, w, n and e) HP:95 EP:68> Do: starting commands. HP:95 EP:68> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:95 EP:68> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:95 EP:68> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:95 EP:68> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:95 EP:68> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:95 EP:68> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:95 EP:68> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:95 EP:68> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:95 EP:68> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:95 EP:68> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:95 EP:68> Do: Commands completed. Thestil tells you: i noticed you stealing from me at the grey havens. Triggered! doing: sl thestil There's no one here by that name. trigger off HP:95 EP:68> Trigger deactivated. Part 2: Superman-Garuk joins in. And Ethereal gets smoked bigtime. HP:120 EP:116> |->West Gate of Bree(s, w, n, e and nw)  Ethereal the dunlending Enchanter (Angelic)  Pedron Araut the silvan Sorcerer (Moral)  Kelly the dunlending Bodyguard (Heroic)  Live The Dwelf the dunlending Orc-target (Shadowspawn of Mordor)  Elenyae the sindar Wanderess (Angelic)  A big sign *Ethereal leaves east. e e n w n |->Inside the West Gate of Bree(w, n and e)  A wealthy looking chubby man HP:120 EP:116> s e s |->West main street of Bree(se, s, w, n and e)  Ratty the goat HP:120 EP:116> |->Northern Main Street of Bree(s, w, n and e)  Ethereal the dunlending Enchanter (Angelic) HP:120 EP:116> |->Bree General Store(n and e)  An empty bottle  A cloth vest  A trash can  Brand the shopkeeper *Ethereal enters. HP:120 EP:116> s e |->An auction house(s)  The head of Thilron  The head of Guard  A trash can  Laryn, the auctioneer *Ethereal enters. HP:120 EP:117> w w |->Bree General Store(n and e)  An empty bottle  A cloth vest  A trash can  Brand the shopkeeper *Ethereal enters. HP:120 EP:117> |->Northern Main Street of Bree(s, w, n and e) *Ethereal enters. HP:120 EP:117> |->West main street of Bree(se, s, w, n and e)  Ratty the goat *Ethereal enters. HP:120 EP:117> ^ Varazon: Bs iack |->South main street of Bree(s, w, n and e)  Hollowman the dunedain Swordmaster (Moral)  A grimy looking beggar  A grimy looking beggar *Ethereal enters. HP:120 EP:117> |->The Courthouse(w) *Ethereal enters. HP:120 EP:117> Someone steps into the background. e n |->South main street of Bree(s, w, n and e)  Hollowman the dunedain Swordmaster (Moral)  A grimy looking beggar  A grimy looking beggar HP:120 EP:117> |->The Rangers Hall(e)  Aravir the Master Ranger HP:120 EP:117> You miss someone..........................(MISS) Autosave. w w |->South main street of Bree(s, w, n and e)  A grimy looking beggar  A grimy looking beggar HP:120 EP:117> s s |->West main street of Bree(se, s, w, n and e)  Ratty the goat HP:120 EP:117> |->Inside the West Gate of Bree(w, n and e)  A wealthy looking chubby man HP:120 EP:117> e e |->West Gate of Bree(s, w, n, e and nw)  Frosty the dwarf Swordmaster (Heroic)  Hollowman the dunedain Swordmaster (Moral)  Pedron Araut the silvan Sorcerer (Moral)  Kelly the dunlending Bodyguard (Heroic)  Live The Dwelf the dunlending Orc-target (Shadowspawn of Mordor)  Elenyae the sindar Wanderess (Angelic)  A big sign HP:120 EP:117> *Hollowman leaves west. |->The Greenway(s, se, n, ne, nw, w and e) HP:120 EP:117> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:120 EP:117> e Anonymous figure misses you. You miss someone..........................(MISS) gate s e |->The Greenway(s, n, ne, nw, w and e) You hear a footstep nearby. HP:120 EP:117> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e) HP:120 EP:117> |->Outside the Inn(s, n, ne, nw, gate, w and e) You hear a footstep nearby. HP:120 EP:117> |->The inn's courtyard(gate, s, w and e)  A big bulldog  A torch (burned out) HP:120 EP:117> |->The common room(bar, n and e)  Wide pants  A ruffian is here, eating.  A ruffian is here, eating.  A brand (burned out)  A brand (burned out) HP:120 EP:117> You open the east door. |->A private room of the inn(w)  An accountant  Garuk the dunedain Enchanter (Demonic) You close the west door. HP:120 EP:117> Garuk locks the west door. Anonymous figure hacks at you wildly. You are too busy to make an attack! 'attack Anonymous figure hacks at you wildly. You are too busy to make an attack! You say in Westron: attack HP:101 EP:117> 'fireball You notice someone sizing you up. ¡someone!  just shaped you! You say in Westron: fireball HP:101 EP:117> Anonymous figure cleaves you butcher-fashion! You miss someone..........................(MISS) Anonymous figure chops at you bluntly. You miss someone..........................(MISS) Garuk starts casting a spell. HP:76 EP:117> Anonymous figure misses Garuk. You miss someone..........................(MISS) glance |->A private room of the inn(w)  An anonymous figure  An accountant  Garuk the dunedain Enchanter (Demonic) Anonymous figure misses Garuk. You miss someone..........................(MISS) Anonymous figure cleaves Garuk butcher-fashion! You miss someone..........................(MISS) Garuk misses someone. Garuk begins shielding you. Anonymous figure misses Garuk. You miss someone..........................(MISS) Garuk misses someone. galnce What? HP:77 EP:118> Anonymous figure misses Garuk. You miss someone..........................(MISS) Garuk hits someone. shape Garuk starts casting a spell. ¡Someone! is in good shape! Someone is rather drunk. HP:77 EP:118> Anonymous figure chops at Garuk bluntly. You miss someone..........................(MISS) Anonymous figure misses you. You miss someone..........................(MISS) shield garuk You begin shielding Garuk. HP:77 EP:118> Garuk shields you, and Anonymous figure grazes Garuk. Anonymous figure thumps you. You miss someone..........................(MISS) Garuk shields you, and Anonymous figure hits Garuk very hard. Anonymous figure chops at you bluntly. You miss someone..........................(MISS) A blast of fire shoots forth from Garuk's hand, striking someone!!! HP:69 EP:118> shape Garuk starts casting a spell. Anonymous figure misses Garuk. You miss someone..........................(MISS) ¡Someone! is in average shape! Someone is rather drunk. HP:70 EP:119> Alexa tells you: a sailor's cutlass is now on sale as lot 293, minimum bid 150  gold vgc,unall Anonymous figure misses Garuk. You miss someone..........................(MISS) HP:70 EP:119> Anonymous figure misses Garuk. You hit someone. Anonymous figure misses Garuk. You miss someone..........................(MISS) A blast of fire shoots forth from Garuk's hand, striking someone!!! Garuk starts casting a spell. shape Anonymous figure misses Garuk. You miss someone..........................(MISS) ¡Someone! doesn't look so great! Someone is rather drunk. HP:70 EP:119> Anonymous figure embarrasses himself with a pathetic attempt to bash the door. You miss someone..........................(MISS) wave fdl You wave. HP:70 EP:119> You fall down laughing. HP:70 EP:119> You miss someone..........................(MISS) 'OH MY You miss someone..........................(MISS) A blast of fire shoots forth from Garuk's hand, striking someone!!! You say in Westron: OH MY HP:70 EP:119> Garuk starts casting a spell. Anonymous figure misses Garuk. You miss someone..........................(MISS) 'You gotta be ashame. fdl You shield Garuk, and Anonymous figure grazes you. Anonymous figure chops at Garuk bluntly. You miss someone..........................(MISS) You say in Westron: You gotta be ashame. HP:68 EP:120> You fall down laughing. HP:68 EP:120> Anonymous figure misses Garuk. You miss someone..........................(MISS) ^ Duk: Maggie who? Etoile? Nah, I've seen pics of Maggie, and my god is  she adorable... shape You shield Garuk, and Anonymous figure grazes you. Anonymous figure chops at Garuk bluntly. You hit someone. A blast of fire shoots forth from Garuk's hand, striking someone!!! ¡Someone! is in critical condition, very close to death! HP:65 EP:120> Ethereal has died. Ethereal says in Westron: fuck fdl You fall down laughing. HP:65 EP:120> drop spear 2 wear all You remove a leather-wrapped spear. Ok. HP:65 EP:120> 2 an Orc courier pack : Ok. a dwarven war shield : Ok. a dwarven hauberk : Too bulky. a pair of leggings : Too bulky. a studded leather baldric : Too bulky. a sharp axe : Your hands are full! Failed. HP:65 EP:120> wear all dwarven war shield : You wear a dwarven war shield. orc courier pack : You wear an Orc courier pack. HP:65 EP:120> a dwarven hauberk : Ok. a pair of leggings : Too bulky. a studded leather baldric : Too bulky. a sharp axe : Too bulky. HP:65 EP:120> Garuk says in Westron: sorry dude hauberk : You wear a dwarven hauberk. HP:65 EP:120> ^ Varazon: She is isnt she Garuk unlocks the west door. weaera 2 What? HP:66 EP:120> wear all 2 a pair of leggings : Ok. a studded leather baldric : Too bulky. a sharp axe : Too heavy. HP:66 EP:120> pair of leggings : You wear a pair of leggings. HP:66 EP:120> wear all a studded leather baldric : Too heavy. a sharp axe : Too heavy. HP:66 EP:120> 2 You have no armour to wear! HP:66 EP:120> wear all a studded leather baldric : Too heavy. a sharp axe : Too heavy. HP:66 EP:120> You have no armour to wear! *The ghost of Ethereal passes through the west door. glance HP:66 EP:120> |->A private room of the inn(w)  A leather-wrapped spear  Corpse of Ethereal  An accountant  Garuk the dunedain Enchanter (Demonic) HP:66 EP:120> Garuk looks at Corpse of Ethereal. fdl get spear You fall down laughing. HP:66 EP:120> Ok. You wield a leather-wrapped spear. HP:66 EP:120> Garuk gets a sharp axe from Corpse of Ethereal into a large harvester's pack.