Ethereal gets smoked bigtime.

Posted by
Cadel [legacy]
Uploaded
03 March 2003 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

It's all in the log, right? PS: Thanks superman.


Part 1:
Ethereal tries to solo a big bad level 8 thief, doesn't know what to trigger though. Sorry for him.

HP:114 EP:66> |->Outside Hobbiton(s, w, n and e)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
HP:114 EP:66> Do: Commands completed.
HP:114 EP:66> Do: starting commands.
HP:114 EP:66> |->Shire Plains(s, w and e)
HP:114 EP:66> |->Shire Plains(s, w and e)
 A curious little mouse wiggles its nose at you.
HP:114 EP:66> |->Shire Plains(s, w and e)
 A curious little mouse wiggles its nose at you.
HP:114 EP:66> |->Shire Plains(s, w and e)
HP:114 EP:66> s
e
e
|->Shire Plains(w and e)
HP:114 EP:66> n
s
s
|->Shire Plains(s, w and e)
HP:114 EP:66> |->The Great East Road(s, sw, w and e)
 Simon sits here looking very sad
HP:114 EP:66> |->Stonebows Bridge(w and e)
HP:114 EP:66> 4w
|->The Great East Road(s, se, w, n and e)
HP:114 EP:66> |->The Great East Road(s, se, w, n and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:114 EP:66> |->The Great East Road(s, se, sw, w, n, ne and e)
HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
 A red fox pauses here, eyeing you
HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:114 EP:66> |->The Greenway(s, se, n, ne, nw, w and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:114 EP:66> |->West Gate of Bree(s, w, n, e and nw)
 A town guard
 A town guard
 A big sign
HP:114 EP:66> Do: Commands completed.
HP:114 EP:66> Do: starting commands.
HP:114 EP:66> |->Inside the West Gate of Bree(w, n and e)
 A wealthy looking chubby man
HP:114 EP:66> The rich man looks at you and says: Need any help?
|->West main street of Bree(se, s, w, n and e)
 Ratty the goat
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:114 EP:66> Do: Commands completed.
HP:114 EP:66> |->Northern Main Street of Bree(s, w, n and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:114 EP:66> |->Bree General Store(n and e)
 A cloth vest
 A trash can
 Brand the shopkeeper
HP:114 EP:66> |->An auction house(s)
 A trash can
 Laryn, the auctioneer
HP:114 EP:66> |->Bree General Store(n and e)
 A cloth vest
 A trash can
 Brand the shopkeeper
HP:114 EP:66> |->Northern Main Street of Bree(s, w, n and e)
HP:114 EP:66> |->West main street of Bree(se, s, w, n and e)
 Ratty the goat
HP:114 EP:66> |->East of main street(s, w, n and e)
HP:114 EP:66> |->East main street of Bree(s, w, n and e)
 Aftershock's horse [packed]
 Aftershock Armageddon the dwarf Strongarm (Moral)
 Zoye's horse
HP:114 EP:66> Aftershock stops leading Aftershock's horse [packed].
*Aftershock leaves north.
|->Prancing Pony Common Room(s, ne, e and d)
 Aftershock Armageddon the dwarf Strongarm (Moral)
 A trash can
 A drunken sailor
 Butterbur is here, gossiping and serving ale [32 rumours, 32 new]
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:114 EP:66> |->East main street of Bree(s, w, n and e)
 Aftershock's horse [packed]
 Zoye's horse
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:114 EP:66> |->Bree Playground(n and sandbox)
 The somewhat decayed remains of Boy
 Raxor's black horse
 A message stone
 A sign is posted here for new characters.
 Bree Newbie Board [17 notes, 17 new]
HP:114 EP:66> Do: starting commands.
HP:114 EP:66> You can't go that way!
HP:114 EP:66> You can't go that way!
HP:114 EP:66> n
w
You can't go that way!
HP:114 EP:66> You can't go that way!
HP:114 EP:66> Do: Commands completed.
HP:114 EP:66> w
w
|->East main street of Bree(s, w, n and e)
 Aftershock Armageddon the dwarf Strongarm (Moral)
 Aftershock's horse [packed]
 Zoye's horse
HP:114 EP:66> |->East of main street(s, w, n and e)
HP:114 EP:66> |->West main street of Bree(se, s, w, n and e)
 Ratty the goat
HP:114 EP:66> |->Inside the West Gate of Bree(w, n and e)
 A wealthy looking chubby man
HP:114 EP:66> s
*Aftershock enters, leading Aftershock's horse [packed].
You can't go that way!
HP:114 EP:66> *Aftershock leaves west, leading Aftershock's horse packed.
w
s
*Aftershock enters, leading Aftershock's horse [packed].
9w
9w
*Aftershock leaves east, leading Aftershock's horse packed.
|->West Gate of Bree(s, w, n, e and nw)
 A town guard
 A town guard
 A big sign
HP:114 EP:66> w
|->The Greenway(s, se, n, ne, nw, w and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:114 EP:66> Do: starting commands.
HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
 A red fox pauses here, eyeing you
HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:114 EP:66> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:114 EP:66> 9e
|->The Great East Road(s, se, sw, w, n, ne and e)
HP:115 EP:67> |->The Great East Road(s, se, w, n and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:115 EP:67> You are attacked by Anonymous figure!
do wimpy off,focus dodge,focus defense
$:is going to die!
Do: Commands completed.
HP:115 EP:67> Do: starting commands.
HP:115 EP:67> |->The Great East Road(s, se, w, n and e)
HP:115 EP:67> |->Stonebows Bridge(w and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:115 EP:67> |->The Great East Road(s, sw, w and e)
 Simon sits here looking very sad
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:115 EP:67> |->Shire Plains(s, w and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:115 EP:67> |->Shire Plains(w and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:115 EP:67> |->Shire Plains(s, w and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:115 EP:67> |->Shire Plains(s, w and e)
 A curious little mouse wiggles its nose at you.
HP:115 EP:67> 9e
e
n
|->Shire Plains(s, w and e)
 A curious little mouse wiggles its nose at you.
HP:115 EP:67> |->Shire Plains(s, w and e)
HP:115 EP:67> Do: Commands completed.
HP:115 EP:67> |->Outside Hobbiton(s, w, n and e)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
HP:115 EP:67> Do: starting commands.
HP:115 EP:67> |->Shire Plains(s, w and e)
HP:115 EP:67> n
n
Anonymous figure hits you hard.
You graze someone.
|->Shire Plains(s, w and e)
 A curious little mouse wiggles its nose at you.
HP:108 EP:67> |->Shire Plains(s, w and e)
 A curious little mouse wiggles its nose at you.
HP:108 EP:67> |->Shire Plains(s, w and e)
HP:108 EP:67> |->Shire Plains(w and e)
HP:108 EP:67> |->Shire Plains(s, w and e)
HP:108 EP:67> |->The Great East Road(s, sw, w and e)
 Simon sits here looking very sad
HP:108 EP:67> |->Stonebows Bridge(w and e)
HP:108 EP:67> |->The Great East Road(s, se, w, n and e)
HP:108 EP:67> Do: Commands completed.
HP:108 EP:67> Do: starting commands.
HP:108 EP:67> You're no wimp!
HP:108 EP:67> You focused on dodge last time, try something different!
HP:108 EP:67> You start focusing on your defense skill.
HP:108 EP:67> Do: Commands completed.
HP:108 EP:67> You are not a member of a guild.
HP:108 EP:67> Do: starting commands.
HP:108 EP:67> |->The Great East Road(s, se, w, n and e)
HP:108 EP:67> 10e
|->The Great East Road(s, se, sw, w, n, ne and e)
HP:108 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:108 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:108 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:108 EP:67> Anonymous figure hits you very hard.
You miss someone..........................(MISS)
|->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
 A red fox pauses here, eyeing you
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> Do: Commands completed.
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Greenway(s, se, n, ne, nw, w and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->West Gate of Bree(s, w, n, e and nw)
 Syro the dwarf Alchemist (Impartial)
 A town guard
 A town guard
 A big sign
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> Do: starting commands.
HP:94 EP:67> |->Bree-hill(s, w, n and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:94 EP:67> |->A scenic valley(s, farm, town, w, n, ne and e)
 A hitching post
 A town guard
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Hills of Chetwood(s, sw, n, ne, nw, w and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Hills of Chetwood(s, se, n, ne, nw, w and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->Midgewater Swamp(s, se, n, ne, nw, w and e)
HP:94 EP:67> 10e
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone..........................(MISS)
|->Midgewater Swamp(s, w, n and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:94 EP:67> |->At a large tree(se, s, sw, n, ne, nw, w and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->Midgewater Swamp(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->Midgewater Swamp(s, sw, w, n, e and nw)
 The midges of Midgewater
HP:94 EP:67> |->Midgewater Swamp(s, sw, w, n, e and nw)
HP:94 EP:67> n
Do: Commands completed.
HP:94 EP:67> Do: starting commands.
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> 10w
10w
|->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->Weathertop(s, se, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->Weathertop(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
Do: Commands completed.
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> Do: starting commands.
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Weather Hills(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Weather Hills(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> Do: Commands completed.
HP:94 EP:67> Do: starting commands.
HP:94 EP:67> |->Midgewater Swamp(s, se, sw, w, n, e and nw)
HP:94 EP:67> |->Midgewater Swamp(s, se, sw, w, n, e and nw)
HP:94 EP:67> |->Midgewater Swamp(s, se, sw, n, ne, nw, w and e)
|->The Hills of Chetwood(s, se, sw, n, ne, nw, w and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->Archet(s, se, sw, n, ne, nw, archet, w and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Hills of Chetwood(s, se, w, n, ne and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> legend zerox
|->The Greenway(s, se, w, n and e)
HP:94 EP:67> Do: Commands completed.
HP:94 EP:67> Zerox Serke Otorno the silvan Exterminator (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
On for:  1h 40m 4s                        Gender: male
Age: 3d 4h 34m 6s
Can be mailed: Zerox@Belegost
Info:  Wait And Bleed 

Thought it was Zerox, had been stealing from some guy and he started threating me with Zerox, and this whole "You are attacked" sounded so newbiesh.

n
n
n
10e
|->The Greenway(s, w, n and e)
HP:95 EP:68> |->The Greenway(s, w, n and e)
HP:95 EP:68> |->The Greenway(s, w, n and e)
HP:95 EP:68> Do: starting commands.
HP:95 EP:68> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:95 EP:68> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:95 EP:68> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:95 EP:68> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:95 EP:68> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:95 EP:68> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:95 EP:68> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:95 EP:68> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:95 EP:68> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:95 EP:68> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:95 EP:68> Do: Commands completed.
Thestil tells you: i noticed you stealing from me at the grey havens.
Triggered!  doing: sl thestil
There's no one here by that name.
trigger off
HP:95 EP:68> Trigger deactivated.

Part 2:
Superman-Garuk joins in. And Ethereal gets smoked bigtime.

HP:120 EP:116> |->West Gate of Bree(s, w, n, e and nw)
 Ethereal the dunlending Enchanter (Angelic)
 Pedron Araut the silvan Sorcerer (Moral)
 Kelly the dunlending Bodyguard (Heroic)
 Live The Dwelf the dunlending Orc-target (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Elenyae the sindar Wanderess (Angelic)
 A big sign
*Ethereal leaves east.
e
e
n
w
n
|->Inside the West Gate of Bree(w, n and e)
 A wealthy looking chubby man
HP:120 EP:116> s
e
s
|->West main street of Bree(se, s, w, n and e)
 Ratty the goat
HP:120 EP:116> |->Northern Main Street of Bree(s, w, n and e)
 Ethereal the dunlending Enchanter (Angelic)
HP:120 EP:116> |->Bree General Store(n and e)
 An empty bottle
 A cloth vest
 A trash can
 Brand the shopkeeper
*Ethereal enters.
HP:120 EP:116> s
e
|->An auction house(s)
 The head of Thilron
 The head of Guard
 A trash can
 Laryn, the auctioneer
*Ethereal enters.
HP:120 EP:117> w
w
|->Bree General Store(n and e)
 An empty bottle
 A cloth vest
 A trash can
 Brand the shopkeeper
*Ethereal enters.
HP:120 EP:117> |->Northern Main Street of Bree(s, w, n and e)
*Ethereal enters.
HP:120 EP:117> |->West main street of Bree(se, s, w, n and e)
 Ratty the goat
*Ethereal enters.
HP:120 EP:117> ^ Varazon: Bs iack
|->South main street of Bree(s, w, n and e)
 Hollowman the dunedain Swordmaster (Moral)
 A grimy looking beggar
 A grimy looking beggar
*Ethereal enters.
HP:120 EP:117> |->The Courthouse(w)
*Ethereal enters.
HP:120 EP:117> Someone steps into the background.
e
n
|->South main street of Bree(s, w, n and e)
 Hollowman the dunedain Swordmaster (Moral)
 A grimy looking beggar
 A grimy looking beggar
HP:120 EP:117> |->The Rangers Hall(e)
 Aravir the Master Ranger
HP:120 EP:117> You miss someone..........................(MISS)
Autosave.
w
w
|->South main street of Bree(s, w, n and e)
 A grimy looking beggar
 A grimy looking beggar
HP:120 EP:117> s
s
|->West main street of Bree(se, s, w, n and e)
 Ratty the goat
HP:120 EP:117> |->Inside the West Gate of Bree(w, n and e)
 A wealthy looking chubby man
HP:120 EP:117> e
e
|->West Gate of Bree(s, w, n, e and nw)
 Frosty the dwarf Swordmaster (Heroic)
 Hollowman the dunedain Swordmaster (Moral)
 Pedron Araut the silvan Sorcerer (Moral)
 Kelly the dunlending Bodyguard (Heroic)
 Live The Dwelf the dunlending Orc-target (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Elenyae the sindar Wanderess (Angelic)
 A big sign
HP:120 EP:117> *Hollowman leaves west.
|->The Greenway(s, se, n, ne, nw, w and e)
HP:120 EP:117> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:120 EP:117> e
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone..........................(MISS)
gate
s
e
|->The Greenway(s, n, ne, nw, w and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:120 EP:117> |->The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:120 EP:117> |->Outside the Inn(s, n, ne, nw, gate, w and e)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:120 EP:117> |->The inn's courtyard(gate, s, w and e)
 A big bulldog
 A torch (burned out)
HP:120 EP:117> |->The common room(bar, n and e)
 Wide pants
 A ruffian is here, eating.
 A ruffian is here, eating.
 A brand (burned out)
 A brand (burned out)
HP:120 EP:117> You open the east door.
|->A private room of the inn(w)
 An accountant
 Garuk the dunedain Enchanter (Demonic)
You close the west door.
HP:120 EP:117> Garuk locks the west door.
Anonymous figure hacks at you wildly.
You are too busy to make an attack!
'attack
Anonymous figure hacks at you wildly.
You are too busy to make an attack!
You say in Westron: attack
HP:101 EP:117> 'fireball
You notice someone sizing you up. ¡someone!  just shaped you!
You say in Westron: fireball
HP:101 EP:117> Anonymous figure cleaves you butcher-fashion!
You miss someone..........................(MISS)
Anonymous figure chops at you bluntly.
You miss someone..........................(MISS)
Garuk starts casting a spell.

HP:76 EP:117> Anonymous figure misses Garuk.
You miss someone..........................(MISS)
glance
|->A private room of the inn(w)
 An anonymous figure
 An accountant
 Garuk the dunedain Enchanter (Demonic)
Anonymous figure misses Garuk.
You miss someone..........................(MISS)
Anonymous figure cleaves Garuk butcher-fashion!
You miss someone..........................(MISS)
Garuk misses someone.
Garuk begins shielding you.
Anonymous figure misses Garuk.
You miss someone..........................(MISS)
Garuk misses someone.
galnce
What?
HP:77 EP:118> Anonymous figure misses Garuk.
You miss someone..........................(MISS)
Garuk hits someone.
shape
Garuk starts casting a spell.
¡Someone! is in good shape!
Someone is rather drunk.
HP:77 EP:118> Anonymous figure chops at Garuk bluntly.
You miss someone..........................(MISS)
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone..........................(MISS)
shield garuk
You begin shielding Garuk.
HP:77 EP:118> Garuk shields you, and Anonymous figure grazes Garuk.
Anonymous figure thumps you.
You miss someone..........................(MISS)

Garuk shields you, and Anonymous figure hits Garuk very hard.
Anonymous figure chops at you bluntly.
You miss someone..........................(MISS)
A blast of fire shoots forth from Garuk's hand, striking someone!!!
HP:69 EP:118> shape
Garuk starts casting a spell.
Anonymous figure misses Garuk.
You miss someone..........................(MISS)
¡Someone! is in average shape!
Someone is rather drunk.
HP:70 EP:119> Alexa tells you: a sailor's cutlass is now on sale as lot 293, minimum bid 150
     gold vgc,unall
Anonymous figure misses Garuk.
You miss someone..........................(MISS)

HP:70 EP:119> Anonymous figure misses Garuk.
You hit someone.
Anonymous figure misses Garuk.
You miss someone..........................(MISS)
A blast of fire shoots forth from Garuk's hand, striking someone!!!
Garuk starts casting a spell.
shape
Anonymous figure misses Garuk.
You miss someone..........................(MISS)
¡Someone! doesn't look so great!
Someone is rather drunk.
HP:70 EP:119> Anonymous figure embarrasses himself with a pathetic attempt to bash the door.
You miss someone..........................(MISS)
wave
fdl
You wave.
HP:70 EP:119> You fall down laughing.
HP:70 EP:119> You miss someone..........................(MISS)
'OH MY
You miss someone..........................(MISS)
A blast of fire shoots forth from Garuk's hand, striking someone!!!
You say in Westron: OH MY
HP:70 EP:119> Garuk starts casting a spell.
Anonymous figure misses Garuk.
You miss someone..........................(MISS)
'You gotta be ashame.
fdl
You shield Garuk, and Anonymous figure grazes you.
Anonymous figure chops at Garuk bluntly.
You miss someone..........................(MISS)
You say in Westron: You gotta be ashame.
HP:68 EP:120> You fall down laughing.
HP:68 EP:120> Anonymous figure misses Garuk.
You miss someone..........................(MISS)
^ Duk: Maggie who? Etoile? Nah, I've seen pics of Maggie, and my god is
     she adorable...
shape
You shield Garuk, and Anonymous figure grazes you.
Anonymous figure chops at Garuk bluntly.
You hit someone.
A blast of fire shoots forth from Garuk's hand, striking someone!!!
¡Someone! is in critical condition, very close to death!
HP:65 EP:120> Ethereal has died.
Ethereal says in Westron: fuck
fdl
You fall down laughing.
HP:65 EP:120> drop spear
2
wear all
You remove a leather-wrapped spear.
Ok.
HP:65 EP:120> 2
an Orc courier pack : Ok.
a dwarven war shield : Ok.
a dwarven hauberk : Too bulky.
a pair of leggings : Too bulky.
a studded leather baldric : Too bulky.
a sharp axe : Your hands are full!
Failed.
HP:65 EP:120> wear all
dwarven war shield : You wear a dwarven war shield.
orc courier pack : You wear an Orc courier pack.
HP:65 EP:120> a dwarven hauberk : Ok.
a pair of leggings : Too bulky.
a studded leather baldric : Too bulky.
a sharp axe : Too bulky.
HP:65 EP:120> Garuk says in Westron: sorry dude
hauberk         : You wear a dwarven hauberk.
HP:65 EP:120> ^ Varazon: She is isnt she
Garuk unlocks the west door.
weaera
2
What?
HP:66 EP:120> wear all
2
a pair of leggings : Ok.
a studded leather baldric : Too bulky.
a sharp axe : Too heavy.
HP:66 EP:120> pair of leggings : You wear a pair of leggings.
HP:66 EP:120> wear all
a studded leather baldric : Too heavy.
a sharp axe : Too heavy.
HP:66 EP:120> 2
You have no armour to wear!
HP:66 EP:120> wear all
a studded leather baldric : Too heavy.
a sharp axe : Too heavy.
HP:66 EP:120> You have no armour to wear!
*The ghost of Ethereal passes through the west door.
glance
HP:66 EP:120> |->A private room of the inn(w)
 A leather-wrapped spear
 Corpse of Ethereal
 An accountant
 Garuk the dunedain Enchanter (Demonic)
HP:66 EP:120> Garuk looks at Corpse of Ethereal.
fdl
get spear
You fall down laughing.
HP:66 EP:120> Ok.
You wield a leather-wrapped spear.
HP:66 EP:120> Garuk gets a sharp axe from Corpse of Ethereal into a large harvester's pack.