This is what taught me not to mess with Udungul.
HP:144 EP:78 Do: Commands completed. HP:144 EP:78 You shake your head to return your vision to normal. HP:144 EP:78 Your sight seems pretty normal already. HP:144 EP:78 At the gate(w, n, ne, nw and e) HP:144 EP:78 Alexa tells you: a very powerful-looking axe is now on sale as lot 7, minimum bid 130 gold Fresh !Lieto enters. !Lieto fades into the shadows. ^ Chrono: Never said is was An archer screams: If you stay here you shall die...leave while you still can! The last few clouds begin to disappear. ^ Rondo thinks about Osse's mom again ^ Firdirric: thinks about your mom ^ Palidor hasn't stopped thinking about Osse's Mom. ^ Rondo: Osee, can you nuke me? An orcish guard screams: 'State your business here!' ^ Mithgil: So, then, a country having wealth is not a reason that it is a terrorist state. Alexa tells you: a great Orc's battle-axe, stained with blood is now on sale as lot 8, minimum bid 140 gold FRESH ^ Rondo: Nuke me! ^ Rondo: No, wait, don't... You hear someone screaming in some strange tongue: untmerk aunkanth ari oroggrunt khazunth orgari. !Durad enters. ^ Rondo: Nevermind, nuke me... ^ Chrono votes for the nuking of Rondo. Durad looks at you. ^ Elcolonel: So why doesn't the US declare war on some other country, like Belgium? ^ Rondo: Or Rondostan? ^ Mithgil: Because they make good waffles. !Durad fades into the shadows. You hear someone screaming in some strange tongue: untmerk aunkanth ari oroggrunt khazunth orgari. ^ Chrono: Because we can send in two janitors with pistols and they could take over Belgium ^ Elcolonel: oh yeah, I forgot about the waffles !Rakim enters. !Durad enters. ^ Rondo uses profanity over the comm! Uh oh! ^ Elcolonel: the waffles are one of only two good items on the menu at my base galley. They can't even make good spaggheti! Rakim looks at you. A sentinel screams in some strange tongue: dhon que sal ran louru iautar! ^ Rondo wants the tavern comm back! No more world comm!!! No more world comm!!! No more world comm!!! !Rakim leaves north. You are attacked by Durad! Durad misses you. You miss Durad..........................(MISS) Durad cracks your head with the flat of the blade! You graze Durad. Durad sinks the blade into you with the curdling shout of a pirate! You miss Durad..........................(MISS) ^ Elcolonel puts Rondo on a chair and parades him around the streets. Durad brutally plunges the blade into you. You graze Durad. Durad staggers and grazes you, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut. You graze Durad. Durad misses you. You miss Durad..........................(MISS) Durad sinks the blade into you with the curdling shout of a pirate! You miss Durad..........................(MISS) Durad misses you. You miss Durad..........................(MISS) ^ Chrono: Rondo, you're scaring... you hardly say anything at school and now you're loosing your mind... Durad says in Westron: u there? Durad misses you. You miss Durad..........................(MISS) Durad sinks the blade into you with the curdling shout of a pirate! You hit Durad. Durad brutally plunges the blade into you. You miss Durad..........................(MISS) You notice Durad sizing you up. Durad misses you. You miss Durad..........................(MISS) Durad sinks the blade into you with the curdling shout of a pirate! You scratch Durad. Durad brutally plunges the blade into you. You miss Durad..........................(MISS) Durad misses you. Some orc archers are pointing at you. You miss Durad..........................(MISS) Durad sinks the blade into you with the curdling shout of a pirate! You miss Durad..........................(MISS) Durad says in Westron: You're on the Udungul hitlist. Durad misses you. You miss Durad..........................(MISS) Durad sinks the blade into you with the curdling shout of a pirate! You miss Durad..........................(MISS) ^ Chrono: You should have never cut the fro Durad brutally plunges the blade into you. You hit Durad hard. Durad says in Westron: Don't Mess With Udungul Durad misses you. You miss Durad..........................(MISS) ^ Rondo: Sorry Durad misses you. You miss Durad..........................(MISS) You notice Durad sizing you up. Durad brutally plunges the blade into you. You are bleeding to death. Durad puts you out of your misery. You have died. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. Someone gets some gold coins from Corpse of Rush. Someone leaves west. Someone enters. Someone fades into the shadows. An evil laughter echoes in the air. Someone enters. The last few clouds completely vanish from the sky. Someone leaves north. The corpse completely rots away. rotfl rotfl rotfl You roll on the floor laughing. HP:0 EP:0> g You roll on the floor laughing. HP:0 EP:0> You roll on the floor laughing. HP:0 EP:0> What? HP:0 EP:0> 'what the fuck You say in Westron: what the fuck HP:0 EP:0> g 8n What? HP:0 EP:0> w