This is the waiting room of LUUURVVE! At the far end of the room is a wooden kissing booth painted in multi-hued swirling patterns of glorious technicolour. This is your chance to finally plant your big juicy kisser on the rosy lips of the ainu of your dreams! Ainur - Enter the booth to be a kissee. Use bkiss to buy a kiss! You see a scorebood attached to the wall. The only obvious exits are south and booth. Nichodemus the dunedain Deathmaster (Demonic) Lansing the haradrim Shuckster -=HP:170 EP:164=- Nichodemus blahs. Nichodemus laughs out loud. EMOTE:Lansing shouts: We now have Nichodemus in the kissing booth! EMOTE:Lansing shouts: Come kiss him for just 10 gold! Nichodemus leaves booth. bkiss nichodemus You pay 10 gold coins to kiss Nichodemus! This booth positively glows with promise and a layer of new paint. Phermones hang heavily in the air and a strange tingling rushes up and down your body as if in anticipation of something mysterious and forbidden. Here is the chance to taste the exotic and ride the wild fantastic. Well perhaps not, as hands ARE NOT ALLOWED without the express permission of the ainu providing the lips! Use 'leave' if you want to escape from this tempest of LUST. The only obvious exit is out. Nichodemus the dunedain Deathmaster (Demonic) You give Nichodemus a big kiss!!! -=HP:170 EP:165=- Nichodemus wrinkles his nose and exclaims, "Eww, Gross!". ------------ -=HP:170 EP:159=- Damn, it's hot! Your stomach feels like it's being ripped apart! You groan in agony as you feel a stabbing pain in your stomach. You scream as crippling waves of pain cascade through your arm. Ahh!! You're on fire! Ahh!! You're on fire! You roll around on the ground and the fire goes out. Luckily, no real damage. You roll around on the ground and the fire goes out. Luckily, no real damage. Nichodemus appears from the shadows. -------------- You part the doorflap and enter the tent. This is Fingondor's Tent O' Love. There is a large sign in here. The only obvious exit is out. A quart of Black label brew (open) -=HP:170 EP:170=- l sign ---------------------------------- Kiss - 5g French Kiss - 10g Head out to the back room - 50g WILD SEX!!! - 100g ---------------------------------- -------------- This is a self-suicide center. Please commit suicide in this room to lessen the mess around the fair. (hah!) The only obvious exit is north. -=HP:170 EP:170=- You hear a faint whisper in the back of hour head urging you to suicide in this room. --------------- enter tent You part the doorflap and enter the tent. Inside of this tent you see a sleeping bag, a 4 foot bong, a blow-up doll, and an empty 24 pack of beer. You think to yourself, 'Drakon must live in this tent!' There is a big sign reading: DRAKON'S GROOVY TENT!. Drakon says to you: Light up your pipe and smoke till we die! (Make sure to "look" at everything too) The only obvious exit is out. Drakon Crestfallen the dunedain Bow singer (Moral) -=HP:170 EP:170=- l bag A polka-dotted sleeping bag. -=HP:170 EP:170=- l bong You never thought you would see such a prized possesion in all of Arda. It is made out of pure mithril, it looks like something only the elves could craft. It is rumored that Gandalf and Sauron smoked together using this bong. ----------------- enter tent You part the doorflap and enter the tent. When you first look around, the steam is overwhelming. This must be a... sauna, yeah, that's it. A sauna. But... there are strange noises. You try to make them out, and, oh my, it's the sound of love. As your eyes adjust to the steam, you begin to see the people around you. They're all over. Doing the nasty. Women, men, and other sexes you don't recognize. Aliens? You can't figure it out. This is either a very nice, or a very awkward place to be. There is a small plaque on the wall. The only obvious exit is out. A paintbrush -=HP:170 EP:170=- l plaque +--------------------+ | Mithgil's house of | | carnal pleasure | | --- | | CLOTHES OPTIONAL | +--------------------+ --------------------- Scooby Doo tosses you a scooby snack! Scooby Doo says, 'Rats Roovy!' Scooby Doo enters. Scooby Doo begs you to go see his movie, 'Puhrease?' Scooby Doo leaves south. --------------------- You part the doorflap and enter the tent. | || | | /_\ _ | | (_) ____ | | O ____ O | | | | /|\ | | /|\ | o | | | / \ | | / \ | | | This is an expansive room. In front of the bar and the lamp you see a man wearing a turban. Behind the bar is Fimbu, the dunlobbit barkeep. You see a lovely sword in his sheath. You become... aroused... You have the sudden urge to look at Fimbu. The only obvious exit is out. A pair of breast implants A piece of parchment A recipe for scooby snacks A scooby snack A doll shaped like York a flyer A paintbrush A Bleys action figure A bottle of beer [3] -=HP:170 EP:168=- l fimbu He winks at you and glances at your crotch quickly... Is he checking you out? He sidles over to you.. slowly... looks around. He leans over closely and whispers in your ear. This is the most exciting moment you've ever felt. You wait for his words. "Your... fly is unzipped." ------------------- You part the doorflap and enter the tent. You notice Spartan standing in the corner. Perhaps you could look at him? The only obvious exit is out. A paintbrush -=HP:170 EP:161=- l spartan You notice Spartan in the corner NAKED!. And he looks so SEXY!! -=HP:170 EP:162=- Mithgil goes, "UGH!". Mithgil says in Westron: Mine is better. ---------------- -=HP:170 EP:167=- A yell splits the air and suddenly light floods the room painfully, and then like water to a sponge, it is all sucked into Michael Jackson's eyes! A dagger of light spins around Galadriel's head and stabs Michael Jackson! The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh! -=HP:170 EP:167=- A soft puff leaves thin line of smoke surrounding you. Michael Jackson slips and falls on his ass! Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire blazes by you! The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh! Galadriel winks at Michael Jackson! The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh! Still laughs out loud. Galadriel claps, and Michael Jackson doubles over as if punched! Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire slams into Michael Jackson! The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh! Michael Jackson freezes in panic! Galadriel makes a pass at Michael Jackson! The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh! Galadriel winks at Michael Jackson! The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh! ^ Calenril: Michael Jackson : Michael Jackson doesn't look so great. Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire hits Michael Jackson! The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh! With that last push, the flames fizz and die, leaving bright lines on your eyes. Michael Jackson falls to the ground. Michael Jackson is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Michael Jackson is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Galadriel holds out a hand, and a great translucent flail made of azure water forms. The flail then slams into Michael Jackson and dissolves into spray. Galadriel makes a pass at Michael Jackson! Mithgil says in Westron: Galadriel has a very erotic fighting style. Michael Jackson is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Galadriel claps, and Michael Jackson doubles over as if punched! Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire singes Michael Jackson! The flavor of the cigarette makes you want another. Michael Jackson is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Michael Jackson freezes in panic! A dagger of light spins around Galadriel's head and scratches Michael Jackson! Michael Jackson is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Galadriel holds out a hand, and a great translucent flail made of azure water forms. The flail then slams into Michael Jackson and dissolves into spray. A dagger of light spins around Galadriel's head and rips a hole through Michael Jackson! Michael Jackson has died. The flavor of the cigarette makes you want another. You hack and cough up some green phlegm from the smoke. ---------------------- Draugluin says in Westron: Hmm. I -really- should remember how to do this :p EMOTE:Lansing lights a pipe. EMOTE:Lansing shouts: We now have Draugluin in the kissing booth! EMOTE:Lansing shouts: Come kiss him for just 10 gold! Draugluin leaves booth. bkiss draugluin You pay 10 gold coins to kiss Draugluin! This booth positively glows with promise and a layer of new paint. Phermones hang heavily in the air and a strange tingling rushes up and down your body as if in anticipation of something mysterious and forbidden. Here is the chance to taste the exotic and ride the wild fantastic. Well perhaps not, as hands ARE NOT ALLOWED without the express permission of the ainu providing the lips! Use 'leave' if you want to escape from this tempest of LUST. The only obvious exit is out. Draugluin growls. You give Draugluin a big kiss!!! -=HP:170 EP:155=- Nyssa enters. Nyssa pays 10 gold coins to kiss you! Nyssa laughs out loud. You are escorted out of the booth! ---------------------- ^ Biltro: How could a goat eat a boat...? here comes the rhyming... ^ Sunflash: Elcolonel. Where are you? ^ Keil: Ratty eats corpses... ^ Mithgil: Elcolonel is in a tent inside a boat inside a goat. ^ Chord: sweet ^ Elcolonel has 5 ep! :( I don't know where I am, but I can't get out! LOL ^ Sunflash: Elcolonel is in Arda at the event ^ Sunflash: It thinks the tent is still there ^ Gyro: Where? ^ Resnick: can we slice ratty open? :p ^ Mithgil: Good idea. SCALPEL! ^ Gyro: You mean... You threw the tent to Ratty with Elcolonel in it? ^ Biltro: 'Can you here me?!' OMG, I guess we'll have to wait, Exlax? ^ Resnick: and out pops and beutiful baby elcolonel! ^ Jaier: fdl ^ Mithgil: No, we put a tent inside of a boat, carried it to ratty, and fed it to ratty. ^ Keil: So where is he? ^ Teak: and what happened? ^ Resnick: in ratty. :p ^ Mandrill: But he's still alive somewhere? ^ Mithgil: And now he's stuck ^ Kamara: hah... udungul and idiot boxes ^ Lothyura: isnt that a bug??? ^ Resnick: he's not a ghost at least ^ Biltro: he made a hard left at the large intestine ^ Durad falls down laughing ^ Elcolonel: Hello Teak. Welcome to my little party. Bring some beer? ^ Resnick: no one was probably figuring on people being fed to ratty. :p i wonder what it looks like ^ Keil: Didn't someone do something similiar before but put it in the trash? ^ Resnick: probably still the inside of the tent ^ Elcolonel has been summoned out be Carc! Hooray for Carc! ^ Lothyura: how was the journey elcolonel ^ Elcolonel blinks and peers about. ^ Biltro: I got my cigar, lawnchair, chips, remote, anything mising, oh, thats right elcololen ^ Resnick: elcolonel: where did you pop out? ^ Mithgil: FDL ^ Lothyura: rotfl ^ Elcolonel: I never got out of the tent :P I couldn't leave the tent, and ended up sitting (I assume) in the tent in the goat. The smell wasn't too great, but that was my fault. There was much a stink released in that tent. ^ Resnick: what did it say when you tried to leave the tent? ^ Elcolonel: "Something is amiss." ------------------ ^ Anthlar is spending his last minutes having intimate relations with a certain bethonged midget. ^ Dymlar falls down laughing ------------------ The Drunkards pass out. The Rim-Ainacam revive and arrest them all. The drunkards are unable to avoid the handcuffs, the Sheriffs are proud. SYSTEM->:Mandos chants: The world will end in 4 minutes... Gyro: WOO! ^ Ozserf: woo! ^ Gyro: HELL YEAH! ^ Hevron will be there ^ Caber: THERE ARE NO SHERIFFS! ^ Fofester: DAMN STRAIGHT ^ Theodrek roars! ^ Biltro: Go DRUNKS! ^ Kamara fdls ^ Go sheriffs! ^ Gyro: Go sheriffs! ^ Ozserf snaps his cuffs on ^ Nyssa: Lol ^ Gyro: Woo! ^ Sunflash: Bow before Rin-Ainacam! ^ Theodrek: Long live the Rim-Ainacam! ^ Elcolonel wasted a whooooooole lotta money at Alexas this time around :( ^ Keller: NEVER ^ Sunflash: Helll yes ^ Reyhan: woo RIM AINACAM ^ Correction Fofester... THAT was the best reboot message ^ Gyro: Correction Fofester... THAT was the best reboot message ^ Fofester agrees ^ Thorgrim: Go ahead, MAKE MY DAY! ;-) ^ Fofester: Anyone logging this? ^ ]Newbiecomm Ophir: I love this feeling when it's in real life had a day of proper partying none stop pulled too many lasses then it gets dark and you're proper buzzin walking home Thunder fills the skies as lightning zaps the Sheriffs back into oblivion. Dalamar pushes the boulder and takes possession of the Sacred Beer. Dalamar screams the warcry of the drunk: "beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer" Carcharoth, as is his habit, then eats the Sacred Beer. SYSTEM->:Mandos chants: The world will end in 3 minutes... ^ Hevron: its a clasic ^ Hell yeah. I am going to put that on the website ^ Gyro: Hell yeah. I am going to put that on the website ^ Reyhan: is ^ Gyro: DAMNIT ^ Sunflash: I logged the entire day ^ Ozserf: *fist* ^ Theodrek: Never! ^ Hevron: its like the sherriff legend ^ Fofester: Ok, someone make sure and post ------------ And the end beautifully formatted: Draugluin cackles: The end of the world is nigh. Prepare to meet thy DOOM! Mandos chants: The world will end in 15 minutes... The noise from the Event crowd settles to a dull roar. Mandos chants: The world will end in 14 minutes... A cry is heard from the Event fairgrounds. The Event has run out of BEER! Hordes of event partygoers rush to consume their final mugs. Mandos chants: The world will end in 13 minutes... The lasertag bots close in on the last contestant. The power generators for lasertag die out. The lasertag bots fall lifeless to the ground. Mandos chants: The world will end in 12 minutes... The Udungul put down the idiot boxes, Sauron seems miffed. Drunken olog-hai take up arms, having gotten the gist. Sauron's servants are wasted - the Hangover begins. Mandos chants: The world will end in 11 minutes... The Amruin and Daen Hecil break their alliance! Pretty Good and Somewhat Evil no longer rejoice together. The Secret Event Dwarven Tanks of Moria leave, unfound by Ardans. Solomon is relieved. Mandos chants: The world will end in 10 minutes... The final pie is thrown in someone's face. The Mirdain cackle at their royalties for creation of Event badges. The cheese booth gets a new shipment of cheese in, too late again. Mandos chants: The world will end in 9 minutes... Osse stands up and tries to walk to the beer tent, then falls over. Dalamar falls over 7 paces beyond Osse. Dalamar is thus proven to be a more experienced drunkard. Mandos chants: The world will end in 8 minutes... The Popstars, vials of coke in hand, prepare to leave for another year. Glorglas and Legolas break down crying "Noooo....Briiitney" BkD weep for their fallen popstar heroes, not bothered by Christina's beard. Mandos chants: The world will end in 7 minutes... A ripping sound fills the sky! Giant pink Oliphaunts land on Dol Amroth, squishing it. Olis scream: Vengeance for Hal-harondar! The Olis then pass out. Mandos chants: The world will end in 6 minutes... Pharazon the Golden sails west, quite randomly. Orcs dressed in day-glo orange jumpsuits give chase. Both are lost at sea, Pharazon on a "3 hour tour". Mandos chants: The world will end in 5 minutes... The Drunkards pass out. The Rim-Ainacam revive and arrest them all. The drunkards are unable to avoid the handcuffs, the Sheriffs are proud. Mandos chants: The world will end in 4 minutes... Thunder fills the skies as lightning zaps the Sheriffs back into oblivion. Dalamar pushes the boulder and takes possession of the Sacred Beer. Dalamar screams the warcry of the drunk: "beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer" Carcharoth, as is his habit, then eats the Sacred Beer. Mandos chants: The world will end in 3 minutes... Beorn scorns his Beornings, the guild having blown his coffers at Blackjack. The Circaz begin firin da knivez, get carried away, and burn their tree to cinders. The Durmanhoth, ironically, finally stop playing the Game of Life. SoU and CoU are reprimanded by Melkor, having removed their I <3 Melkor tattoos. Mandos chants: The world will end in 2 minutes... The sound of a heavenly choir suddenly echoes from above! Castamir joins in on his kazoo, then returns to idling. Many Ardans look downward. Some are smarter and look skyward. Mandos chants: The world will end in 1 minute... A bright warm light shines from above as the voice of Eru sings: "Behold the Event, and what you have wrought, For with every Party, there is a Hangover, and with every Hangover a Party!" And just another little thing: Alexa tells you: I have the following on sale: Lot Seller Price Description Tag #1 Bowin 63666 - the Sword of Berserking FRESH