Dwain's Knightly Behaviour

Posted by
Boffo [legacy]
Uploaded
17 March 2003 00:00:00
Type
Misc

Dwain gave me crap for opining that slaying women and children in the Daen Haecil village wasn't knightly behaviour. Here's a little evidence that makes me think that's just his Modus Operendi.


Boffo HP:180 EP:36>
^ Hobson: is it autoloading?
Reyhan tells you: sure as soon as you talk some sense into skaffa
*>Dwain enters.
A large elven blade : That exceeds my budget. You get 100 gold.
Brenen tells you: Thanks for your business!  Please come again.
Boffo HP:180 EP:37>
^ Drizzet: dont think so but its easy to get
Dwain sells a silvan breastplate.
Dwain sells a beautiful silvan longsword.
Dwain sells a silvan shield of high quality.
^ Tanis: Caber go have some freedom fries
Gold: 325              Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
 Elven guard armour (worn).
 A ceremonial shield (worn).
 A ceremonial helm (worn).
 A small knife.
 A sharp axe (sharpened) (wielded).
 A large wicker basket (worn).
 An empty, sinister-looking black pipe.
 Boffo's big Pinkie ring (worn).
 Boffo's Ill used lute.
 Boffo's Menelmecar drum.
Boffo HP:180 EP:37>
*>Dwain leaves west.
^ Tanis: Drizzet you need a new name :p
Brenen tells you: I have the following for sale:
 sword 1  :  400 - a beautiful silvan longsword
 sword 2  :  264 - A large elven blade
 sword 3  :   90 - an ugly scimitar
 sword 4  :  200 - a cruel-looking longsword
 sword 5  :   90 - elven ceremonial sword
 sword 6  :  180 - a Dale broadsword
 sword 7  :  230 - a weak bronze sword
 sword 8  :   54 - a nasty looking sword
 sword 9  :  100 - a standard orc short sword
 sword 10 :   96 - a short sword
 sword 11 :  272 - a beautiful sword
 sword 12 :  182 - a plain steel sword
 sword 13 :   80 - an orcish scimitar
 sword 14 :   78 - a Silvan short sword
 sword 15 :   70 - a goblin short sword
 sword 16 :  144 - a scimitar
 sword 17 :   72 - a chipped sword
 sword 18 :  100 - a standard orc short sword
 sword 19 :  100 - a Beorning scream sword
 sword 20 :  362 - a captain's blade
 sword 21 :  108 - an orcish long sword
 sword 22 :  450 - a finely crafted shortsword
 sword 23 :  372 - a beautiful longsword of elven make
 sword 24 :   42 - a long, dark sword

Boffo HP:180 EP:38>
^ Drizzet: ur speaking of drissit
Brenen tells you: Please return this when you're done with it.
Boffo HP:180 EP:38>
^ Rake: freedom fries *ugh*
    One of the most beautiful pieces of metal-work you have ever laid your
eyes upon, this sword shines brilliantly in the light.  The blade is sharp
as the sharpest razor, and a hundred times more deadly.  It is of silvan
make, but you cannot discern what kind of metal.  It must have taken the
smith a long time to forge a weapon of this quality, but that is of little
importance to elves most of the time.  The hilt is wrapped with a fine
silver band which has golden leaves and stars set upon the silver.  Yet,
for all its beauty and glory, it is a truly formidable weapon.
Boffo HP:180 EP:38>
^ Caber: That freedom fries stuff makes me laugh, and laugh, and laugh.
^ Drizzet: i met him the other day he claimed he was the old drizzt
^ Caber: And laugh
^ Caber: And laugh and laugh
^ Jasper: that freedom fries thing is true?
You tell Reyhan: beautiful silvan sword any good?
Boffo HP:180 EP:39>
    You have entered the shop of Thranduil.  Here
the elves come to buy and sell wares.  Items are
kept behind the counter, but you can see them by
typing list.  This is a reasonable shop and the
keeper, Brenen, is a quiet elf of few words.
    The only obvious exit is west.
 A large book
 A bottle of liquor
 A trash can
 Brenen the shopkeeper
Boffo HP:180 EP:39>
^ Galuf: link?
What?
Boffo HP:180 EP:39>
Gold: 325              Encumbrance: moderately encumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A beautiful silvan longsword (in hands).
 Elven guard armour (worn).
 A ceremonial shield (worn).
 A ceremonial helm (worn).
 A small knife.
 A sharp axe (sharpened) (wielded).
 A large wicker basket (worn).
 An empty, sinister-looking black pipe.
 Boffo's big Pinkie ring (worn).
 Boffo's Ill used lute.
 Boffo's Menelmecar drum.
Boffo HP:180 EP:40>
Brenen tells you: Thank you.  Would you like to buy it?
Boffo HP:180 EP:40>
    You have entered the shop of Thranduil.  Here
the elves come to buy and sell wares.  Items are
kept behind the counter, but you can see them by
typing list.  This is a reasonable shop and the
keeper, Brenen, is a quiet elf of few words.
    The only obvious exit is west.
 A large book
 A bottle of liquor
 A trash can
 Brenen the shopkeeper
Boffo HP:180 EP:40>
Reyhan tells you: is alright
^ Tanis: people still belive im the old drizzt...*smirk*
You feel a lot better by helping the environment.
Ok.
Boffo HP:180 EP:45>
From deep inside the trash can you hear a muffled BOOM! It is then silent.
^ Galuf: and not from www.theonion.com please
Ok.
Boffo HP:180 EP:46>
*>Shalligan enters.
Shalligan sells elven ceremonial sword.
Shalligan sells elven chainmail.
Shalligan sells elven chainmail.
Shalligan sells elven ceremonial sword.
*>Divaust enters.
*>Divaust leaves west.
*>Shalligan leaves west.
*>Divaust enters.
Brenen says in Silvan: Could I help you find something?

*>Divaust leaves west.
You tell Reyhan: this is very odd... can you get that sword without killin'
     morals?
Boffo HP:180 EP:48>
Brenen tells you: I have no items of that type available.
Boffo HP:180 EP:48>
    You have entered the shop of Thranduil.  Here
the elves come to buy and sell wares.  Items are
kept behind the counter, but you can see them by
typing list.  This is a reasonable shop and the
keeper, Brenen, is a quiet elf of few words.
    The only obvious exit is west.
 A trash can
 Brenen the shopkeeper
Boffo HP:180 EP:48>
^ Jete: mmm... fries...
Brenen tells you: I have the following for sale:
   90 - elven ceremonial sword
  120 - elven chainmail
  400 - a beautiful silvan longsword
  108 - a silvan shield of high quality
  144 - a silvan breastplate
  264 - A large elven blade
  192 - an elven bow
  114 - a blood-stained leather jerkin
   90 - an ugly scimitar
  200 - a cruel-looking longsword
  108 - an orc shield
  446 - dwarven battlerager armour
  176 - black leather armour
  176 - black leather armour
  180 - a Dale broadsword
  126 - a sturdy iron dagger
   98 - a hook-bladed knife
   98 - a hook-bladed knife
   88 - a curving saber
   92 - a curving saber
  178 - a skull helmet
   36 - a dirty cloak
  222 - a dark iron rod
   62 - a rug made of rabbit pelts
--More--(24%  line 24 of 100)--Reyhan tells you: nope

Boffo HP:180 EP:49>
^ Rake: french fries aren't even from france. thats whats funny about it,
     i think.
^ Hobson: sunflash has a boner
You tell Reyhan: that is VERY strange. Dwain just wandered into thrans shop,
     sold a beautiful silvan longsword, a silvan shield of high quality, and a
     silvan breastplate -bangbangbang.
Boffo HP:180 EP:51>
Brenen says in Silvan: Could I help you find something?

who: 'knights_of_dol-amroth' is an unrecognized argument.
See 'help who' for a listing of valid arguments.
Boffo HP:180 EP:52>
                           The Two Towers

Orcbane the silvan Orc-target (Impartial)                           (mortal)  
Abolch Took the hobbit Apprentice Swordsman (Impartial)             (mortal)  
Valderas the sindar Apprentice (Immoral)                            (mortal)  
Gangray the sindar Con Artist (Angelic)                             (mortal)  
Mithgil Greystar the dunedain Strongarm (Angelic)                   (mortal)  
Boffo Herbsmith the hobbit Man-at-Arms (Heroic)                     (mortal)  
Tieraya Lomiel the silvan Lady (Villainous)                         (mortal)  
Pedron Araut the silvan Sorcerer (Moral)                            (mortal)  
Reyhan the silvan Sorcerer (Demonic)                                (mortal)  
Jete the silvan Battle Lord (Angelic)                               (mortal)  
Langor Hir-Loroch the eorling Warlord (Angelic)                     (mortal)  
Tanis Half-Elven the silvan Professional Assassin (Devilish)        (lvl 20)  
Incognito the hobbit Moonlight Sonata (1st Movement)                (lvl 20)  
Gothwin the silvan Lady Death (Shadowspawn of Mordor)        (guildmistress)  
Glaurung                                                              (Maia)  
Draugluin - UNCW? Who? - Prediction: MD 90 UN-whoever 69 (Co         (Power)  

Total friends and enemies and ainur and guildmasters and mcouncils and neighbours:
16
Total users: 119
Boffo HP:180 EP:52>
^ Hobson: that came out wrong..
^ Mithgil: Freedom Fries is true.
Reyhan tells you: *nods* its all from one guy
^ Agren: hahaha
^ Sunflash swings his boner left and right
                           The Two Towers

Dwain Mandil the dunedain Knight (Angelic)                          (mortal)  

Total knights_of_dol_amroth guild members: 1
Total users: 119
Boffo HP:180 EP:53>
*>Laverick enters.
^ Mithgil: A resturant renamed them on their menu, and the Congress passed a
     resolution to rename French Fries in the cafeteria to Freedom Fries.
You tell Reyhan: huh. Busted.
Boffo HP:180 EP:54>