Two Queens Duke it out>The Real One

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Tantor [legacy]
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20 March 2003 00:00:00
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Misc

Opps wrong one the other one was Theoden V. Gothmog, this one is Galadriel V. Michael Jackson


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    You are packed in, like a sardine in a tin, in the stadium
seating. The arena is positioned below you, and as you look across
the crowd, you see that nearly everyone here is focused on the 
bloodbath about to begin.
Below you, you see:
---
    A sand-covered fighting pit opens before your eyes.  Most
of it is covered in blood and gore, making it a rather slippery
surface and therefore dangerous to be fighting on. Yeah, right. As
if the combatants are going to be worried about slipping on a spare
organ, while they're being chased by some great hulking monster!
---
  A board shows the shape of the opponents.
    The only obvious exit is east.
 Mithgil's tent [unpacked]
 HP:177 EP:36 
Gyro shouts in Westron: Some ainur come here and get in this here booth ;)
Eofor enters.
Eofor leaves east.
Alexa tells you: a large harvester's pack is now on sale as lot 225, minimum bid
     150 gold pack
Michael Jackson cries for Galadriel to just like him.

A dagger of light spins around Galadriel's head and stabs Michael Jackson!
Michael Jackson cries for Galadriel to just like him.
Michael Jackson slips and falls on his ass!

A dagger of light spins around Galadriel's head and rips a hole through Michael Jackson!
Michael Jackson is suddenly captivated by Galadriel's beauty, and stares at her in
fixated rapture. He is so caught up that he is barely able to aim his attacks!

A dagger of light spins around Galadriel's head and stabs Michael Jackson!
Michael Jackson pokes Galadriel in the eye.
Galadriel claps, and Michael Jackson doubles over as if punched!

Galadriel winks at Michael Jackson!
Michael Jackson elbows Galadriel in the mid-section.
Michael Jackson is suddenly captivated by Galadriel's beauty, and stares at her in
fixated rapture. He is so caught up that he is barely able to aim his attacks!

Galadriel winks at Michael Jackson!
l board
Michael Jackson : Michael Jackson is in good shape.
galadriel : Galadriel is in perfect shape.
 HP:181 EP:40 
Michael Jackson cries for Galadriel to just like him.
Galadriel claps, and Michael Jackson doubles over as if punched!

A dagger of light spins around Galadriel's head and scratches Michael Jackson!
Michael Jackson elbows Galadriel in the mid-section.
Galadriel claps, and Michael Jackson doubles over as if punched!

Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire singes Michael Jackson!
Michael Jackson smacks Galadriel across the chin.
Galadriel claps, and Michael Jackson doubles over as if punched!

Galadriel winks at Michael Jackson!
Michael Jackson elbows Galadriel in the mid-section.

Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire singes Michael Jackson!
l board
Michael Jackson : Michael Jackson is in good shape.
galadriel : Galadriel is in perfect shape.
 HP:181 EP:40 
Michael Jackson elbows Galadriel in the mid-section.
Galadriel smiles wickedly, and Michael Jackson's clothes seem to fly off of
his body!

Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire singes Michael Jackson!
Michael Jackson swings his arm past Galadriel in a lame punch.

A dagger of light spins around Galadriel's head and stabs Michael Jackson!
Calenril shouts in Westron: Go Michael!
Michael Jackson cries for Galadriel to just like him.
Galadriel holds out a finger, and a ring of flames wraps about Michael Jackson!

Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire slams into Michael Jackson!
Michael Jackson elbows Galadriel in the mid-section.

Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire slams into Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!
Michael Jackson smacks Galadriel across the chin.
Michael stumbles back after getting hit with a potato!
Michael Jackson freezes in panic!

Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire hits Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!
l board
Michael Jackson : Michael Jackson is in average shape.
galadriel : Galadriel is in perfect shape.
 HP:182 EP:41 
Michael stumbles back after getting hit with a potato!
Galadriel holds out a hand, and a great translucent flail made of azure
water forms. The flail then slams into Michael Jackson and dissolves into spray.

Galadriel winks at Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!

A dagger of light spins around Galadriel's head and stabs Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!
A yell splits the air and suddenly light floods the room painfully,
and then like water to a sponge, it is all sucked into Michael Jackson's eyes!

Galadriel makes a pass at Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!
Inopo shouts in Westron: KILL!
Michael Jackson slips and falls on his ass!

Galadriel makes a pass at Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!
Michael Jackson slips and falls on his ass!

Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire hits Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!
l board
Michael Jackson : Michael Jackson is in average shape.
galadriel : Galadriel is in perfect shape.
 HP:182 EP:41 
hah
A yell splits the air and suddenly light floods the room painfully,
and then like water to a sponge, it is all sucked into Michael Jackson's eyes!

Galadriel makes a pass at Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!
You go Hah!
 HP:183 EP:42 
Michael grabs himself for no good reason.
Galadriel holds out a hand, and a great translucent flail made of azure
water forms. The flail then slams into Michael Jackson and dissolves into spray.

Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire singes Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!
Michael stumbles back after getting hit with a potato!

Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire hits Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!
With that last push, the flames fizz and die, leaving bright lines 
on your eyes.
Galadriel claps, and Michael Jackson doubles over as if punched!

Galadriel makes a pass at Michael Jackson!
A yell splits the air and suddenly light floods the room painfully,
and then like water to a sponge, it is all sucked into Michael Jackson's eyes!

Galadriel winks at Michael Jackson!
say Galadriel makes a pass at Michael Jackson!
You say in Westron: Galadriel makes a pass at Michael Jackson!
 HP:183 EP:42 
Galadriel holds out a finger, and a ring of flames wraps about Michael Jackson!

Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire tears into Michael Jackson!
Galadriel claps, and Michael Jackson doubles over as if punched!

Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire slams into Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!

Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire hits Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!
A yell splits the air and suddenly light floods the room painfully,
and then like water to a sponge, it is all sucked into Michael Jackson's eyes!

A dagger of light spins around Galadriel's head and scratches Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!
Galadriel claps, and Michael Jackson doubles over as if punched!

Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire hits Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!
Michael Jackson freezes in panic!

Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire hits Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!
Still enters.
Still leaves east.
Galadriel holds out a hand, and it seems to fill with water. The
water in her hand spirals up into a frozen arrow, which rips into 
Michael Jackson with a life of its own!

Galadriel makes a pass at Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!
Michael Jackson freezes in panic!

Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire tears into Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!
Galadriel claps, and Michael Jackson doubles over as if punched!

Galadriel winks at Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!
With that last push, the flames fizz and die, leaving bright lines 
on your eyes.
A yell splits the air and suddenly light floods the room painfully,
and then like water to a sponge, it is all sucked into Michael Jackson's eyes!

A dagger of light spins around Galadriel's head and scratches Michael Jackson!
Michael Jackson freezes in panic!

Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire hits Michael Jackson!
Michael waves to a little kid in the crowd!
Galadriel holds out a hand, and a great translucent flail made of azure
water forms. The flail then slams into Michael Jackson and dissolves into spray.

Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire slams into Michael Jackson!
shout Galadriel makes a pass at Michael Jackson!
You shout in Westron: Galadriel makes a pass at Michael Jackson!
 HP:185 EP:34 
Michael Jackson slips and falls on his ass!

A dagger of light spins around Galadriel's head and scratches Michael Jackson!
Galadriel holds out a finger, and a ring of flames wraps about Michael Jackson!

Galadriel makes a pass at Michael Jackson!
Galadriel holds out a hand, and a great translucent flail made of azure
water forms. The flail then slams into Michael Jackson and dissolves into spray.

Galadriel winks at Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!
A yell splits the air and suddenly light floods the room painfully,
and then like water to a sponge, it is all sucked into Michael Jackson's eyes!

A dagger of light spins around Galadriel's head and stabs Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!
Michael Jackson slips and falls on his ass!

Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire blazes by you!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!

Galadriel winks at Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!
shout Galadriel winks at Michael Jackson!
Galadriel claps, and Michael Jackson doubles over as if punched!

Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire slams into Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!
You shout in Westron: Galadriel winks at Michael Jackson!
 HP:185 EP:24 
Michael Jackson freezes in panic!

Galadriel makes a pass at Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!

Galadriel winks at Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!

Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire hits Michael Jackson!
The ring of flames around Michael Jackson narrow slightly, burning his's flesh!
With that last push, the flames fizz and die, leaving bright lines 
on your eyes.
Michael Jackson falls to the ground.
Michael Jackson is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Michael Jackson is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Galadriel holds out a hand, and a great translucent flail made of azure
water forms. The flail then slams into Michael Jackson and dissolves into spray.

Galadriel makes a pass at Michael Jackson!
Michael Jackson is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Galadriel claps, and Michael Jackson doubles over as if punched!

Galadriel holds out her hand, and a bolt of starfire singes Michael Jackson!
Michael Jackson is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Michael Jackson freezes in panic!

A dagger of light spins around Galadriel's head and scratches Michael Jackson!
Michael Jackson is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Galadriel holds out a hand, and a great translucent flail made of azure
water forms. The flail then slams into Michael Jackson and dissolves into spray.

A dagger of light spins around Galadriel's head and rips a hole through Michael Jackson!
Michael Jackson has died.
   In the heat of battle your fighter suddenly growls with rage and
starts to fight like a troll with a bad hangover!  Three blows later,
the other fighter falls on the ground twiching like a frog on an electric
chair!  After a long argument and a careful observation from the audience 
that a beheaded person can't possibly be alive, the judge declares the 
fight over!

Since noone had bet against your fighter you don't get any money.
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    You are packed in, like a sardine in a tin, in the stadium
seating. The arena is positioned below you, and as you look across
the crowd, you see that nearly everyone here is focused on the 
bloodbath about to begin.
Below you, you see:
---
    A sand-covered fighting pit opens before your eyes.  Most
of it is covered in blood and gore, making it a rather slippery
surface and therefore dangerous to be fighting on. Yeah, right. As
if the combatants are going to be worried about slipping on a spare
organ, while they're being chased by some great hulking monster!
---
  A board shows the shape of the opponents.
    The only obvious exit is east.
 Mithgil's tent [unpacked]
 HP:187 EP:26 
e
    You are packed in, like a sardine in a tin, in the stadium
seating. The arena is positioned below you, and as you look across
the crowd, you see that nearly everyone here is focused on the 
bloodbath about to begin.
Below you, you see:
---
    A sand-covered fighting pit opens before your eyes.  Most
of it is covered in blood and gore, making it a rather slippery
surface and therefore dangerous to be fighting on. Yeah, right. As
if the combatants are going to be worried about slipping on a spare
organ, while they're being chased by some great hulking monster!
---
  A board shows the shape of the opponents.
    The only obvious exits are west, east and down.
 Kiall the silvan Archmage (Demonic)
 Gyro Scope the silvan Magician (Heroic)
 Still the hobbit Crime Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Keil Nillain the silvan Swindler (Impartial)
 Cracker the dwarf Medicine Man (Angelic)
 A cigarette stub (burned out) [9]
 Drizzet the dwarf Fence (Impartial)
 Mithgil Greystar the dunedain Strongarm (Angelic)
 Inopo the hobbit Henchman (Impartial)
 Carcharoth sighs
 Kalyx the dunedain Spear-Maiden (Angelic)
 Italacus StonePipe the dwarf stumbles along
 Mortis Runristare the dunedain Geomancer
 Calenril in Tauron the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic)
 A beautiful, albeit empty pipe
 An empty bottle
 Spartan's tent [unpacked]
 HP:187 EP:26 
Mithgil leaves down.
Still laughs out loud.
Inopo says in Westron: i made 3
Kiall gets a cigarette stub.
say I rock
You say in Westron: I rock
 HP:187 EP:26 
i
Gold: 13               Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A pack of Breeboro cigarettes (in hands).
 A popstar arena ticket stub.
 An 'I've been to The 5th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
 A pair of mail pants (worn).
 An old leather baldric containing a forged sword (worn).
 A silver helm (worn).
 A great Dunlending shield (worn).
 A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn).
 An Orc courier pack (worn).
 A leather archer's quiver [0 arrows] (worn).
 Tantor's obsidian ring (worn).
 Rank insignia.
 A large, empty dragonclaw pipe.
 An empty wolf's head pipe.
 A tightly wrapped sash, Tantor's pride as a Corsair (worn).
 A small, empty clay pipe.
 Tantor's Umbars Magical horn.
 A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
 HP:187 EP:26 
Keil leaves down.
Still says in Westron: sweet fight
Cracker leaves down.
d
    After a rather long and stuffy corridor you have finally
entered the Arena!  Standing in a overcrowded stone hallway
you can see several exits leading to other areas of the Arena.  
To your west opens a door leading to, obviously very popular, 
refreshent stand where you can purchase the finest beverages 
of Arda.  East stands the betting booth where people can bet 
on their favourite fighters, while the opening in the floor 
leads to the holding pens where the fighters are kept untill 
their time for battle.  Stairs leading up can be used to 
access the arena stadium from which you can watch the fight, 
and the exit from the Arena opens to the south.
    The only obvious exits are south, up, west, east and down.
 Joel StonePipe the dwarf Man-at-Arms (Angelic)
 Azoriel Stormseeker the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
 Aeryn il'Aldarsul the sindar Apprentice Ranger (Heroic)
 Sunflash [now defunct] the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Villainous)
 An empty quart bottle (open)
 An empty glass
 a flyer
 A recipe for scooby snacks
 A large board full of pegs
 Fimbu's tent [unpacked]
 A bored olog-hai sits in a corner
 HP:187 EP:26 
Italacus enters.
Italacus leaves east.
Joel pokes Aeryn on the knee.