Old log i found, funny though

Posted by
Mirk [legacy]
Uploaded
28 September 2001 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Why mirk is a fool, and why not to revive in mordor ;)


<HP:118 EP:100>
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
You hold the crystal in the palm of your hand and it starts to glow.
<HP:118 EP:100>
ALERT!In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported.
ALERT!You chuckle as Grump feebly attempts to headbutt you.
Udun(w, s and e)
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:118 EP:100>
Udun(s, w, n and e)
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:118 EP:100>
ALERT!Grump smashes his forehead into your nose.
Udun(s, w, n and e)
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:85 EP:100>
ALERT!In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported.
ALERT!Without warning, Dretun stabs you from behind!
Grump cracks you with tails wrapping and burning.
Dretun DECIMATES you with a ferocious attack!
You are too busy to make an attack!
You notice Grump sizing you up.
What?
<HP:38 EP:101>
Udun(w, s and e)
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:38 EP:101>
You can't go that way!
<HP:38 EP:101>
Grump sends tails flying at you, but they miss their mark.
Dretun bashes you with the pommel of the sword.
You miss Dretun.
Udun(s, w, n and e)
 A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:34 EP:101>
You notice Dretun sizing you up.
Udun(s and e)
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:34 EP:101>
You can't go that way!
<HP:34 EP:101>
You can't go that way!
<HP:34 EP:101>
You can't go that way!
<HP:34 EP:101>
Grump pummels you with multiple blows from the whip!
Dretun bashes you with the pommel of the sword.
You are too busy to make an attack!
What?
<HP:11 EP:101>
Udun(s, w, n and e)
 A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:11 EP:101>
Dretun hurts his neck attacking Pit creature!
Dretun hurts his neck attacking Pit creature!
The Morannon(s and n)
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:11 EP:101>
Grump sends tails flying at you, but they miss their mark.
Dretun misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
You notice Dretun sizing you up.
Inside Mordor(s and e)
 A bowl with a lid
 A spent crystal (burned out)
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:11 EP:101>
Do: starting commands.
<HP:11 EP:101>
The foot of the Ered Lithui(w and tunnel)
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:11 EP:101>
The entrance of the Maggot-holes(tunnel, ne, n and nw)
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:11 EP:101>
A twisting tunnel(w, ne, e, nw and se)
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:11 EP:101>
A dark, stinky tunnel(e, n and nw)
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:11 EP:101>
A tunnel in the Wormholes(e, n, nw and se)
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:11 EP:101>
A dark, stinky tunnel(w, ne, e, nw and se)
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:11 EP:101>
A twisting tunnel(s, sw, n and se)
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:11 EP:101>
A twisting tunnel(s and n)
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:11 EP:101>
A twisting tunnel(s, ne, n and nw)
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:11 EP:101>
A dark, stinky tunnel(w, sw, e, n, nw and se)
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:11 EP:101>
A twisting tunnel(w, s, ne, e, nw and se)
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:11 EP:101>
A twisting tunnel(s, sw, nw and se)
 A glowing silver bracelet
 A bowl with a lid
 A bowl with a lid
 A bowl with a lid
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:11 EP:101>
Grump hits you with a horrid crack.
Dretun misses you.
You miss Dretun.
A mysterious stairway(staircase and se)
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:5 EP:101>
ALERT!Grump smashes his forehead into your nose.
Pass to the Carchost(tunnel and n)
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:-22 EP:101>
Pass to the Carchost(s and n)
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:-22 EP:101>
Pass to the Carchost(s and n)
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:-22 EP:101>
The Carchost gate(s and gate)
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:-22 EP:101>
In the hall of the Carchost(stairs, out, passage and hall)
 Sokralg an orc sentinel is here
 A putrid piece of meat
 A human slave
Dretun enters.
Grump enters.
<HP:-22 EP:101>
Do: Commands completed.
<HP:-22 EP:101>
What?
<HP:-22 EP:101>
Grump sends tails flying at you, but they miss their mark.
Grump misses you.
Dretun misses you.
Tails wrap about your body with flame as you collapse to the floor!
You have died.
ALERT!In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported.

You have a strange feeling.
You can see your own lifeless body from above.

Someone gets some gold coins from Corpse of Mirk.
You blah.
HP:0 EP:0> Someone looks at Corpse of Mirk.
Someone looks at Corpse of Mirk.
Someone drops a silver flask.
Sokralg says: You bastard, ate my meat!
Someone gets a sling from Corpse of Mirk.
Someone gets an Orc courier pack from Corpse of Mirk.
Someone wears an Orc courier pack.
Someone gets a silver flask.
Someone closes a silver flask.
You hum.
HP:0 EP:0> The slave looks down to the floor.
    You have stepped into the most disgusting chamber you could possibly
imagine.  The black and cold stone walls are full of drawings of the Red Eye
made from blood.  You don't feel very welcome, around you orcs of all types
rush and fight for pieces of putrid meat and stinking drinks.  A huge stone
made spiral staircase stands in a dark corner.  The room has a terrible stench
and body fluids of all kinds lie on the floor, the only apparent light source
is provided by a dim fire burning from torches attached to the dark walls
surrounding the chamber.  Sentinels often guard the entrance of a private
hall and a hot breath comes from a passage that leads downstairs.
    The only obvious exits are stairs, out, passage and hall.
 Corpse of Mirk
 Sokralg an orc sentinel is here
 A putrid piece of meat
 A human slave
HP:0 EP:0> Someone looks at Corpse of Mirk.
You are a ghost ... you have nothing in your possession.
HP:0 EP:0> You shrug.
Someone drops a sling containing an isufiel.
Someone gets a finely-shaped pearl carapace from Corpse of Mirk.
Someone wears a finely-shaped pearl carapace.
The slave looks at you asking for mercy.
Someone gets a pair of shin guards from Corpse of Mirk.
Someone wears a pair of shin guards.
Someone gets a skull helmet from Corpse of Mirk.
Someone wears a skull helmet.
Someone gets a dwarven war shield from Corpse of Mirk.
Someone wears a dwarven war shield.
Someone gets a nifty pin from Corpse of Mirk.
Someone wears a nifty pin.
Someone gets a golden ring with a red ruby attached from Corpse of Mirk.
Someone wears a golden ring with a red ruby attached.
Someone gets a simple sheepskin sheath from Corpse of Mirk.
Someone wears a simple sheepskin sheath containing an intricate flamberge sword.
Someone gets a bloodstained cloak from Corpse of Mirk.
Someone wears a bloodstained cloak.
Someone gets a crystal from Corpse of Mirk.
Someone wears a crystal.
Someone gets a crystal from Corpse of Mirk.
Someone wears a crystal.
Someone gets a golden ring with a red ruby attached from Corpse of Mirk.



HP:0 EP:0>     As you concentrate, a great power invades your lifeless body.
Suddenly flesh and vitality come back to you, but now you are somewhat
different.  You have been awakened by the Dark Lord.
You return from the dead.
A stairway(w, d and u)
<HP:230 EP:0>
A stairway(e, d and u)
 An easterling archer is near a window
 An easterling archer is near a window
<HP:230 EP:0>
A stairway(w, d and u)
 A human slave
 An easterling archer is near a window
<HP:230 EP:0>
A corridor in the Carchost(s, stairs and n)
<HP:230 EP:0>
Carchost's storage room(s)
 An empty drink
 An empty drink
 An empty drink
 A bowl with a lid
<HP:230 EP:0>

As you come closer to the hole you accidentally slip and fall inside it!!!!!

OUCH!!! You hit the ground and now are very sure the well was dry!
An underground tunnel(e and u)
<HP:200 EP:1>
An underground tunnel(w and e)
 A strange looking woman is hiding in the shadows
<HP:200 EP:1>
An underground tunnel(w)
<HP:200 EP:1>
You can't go that way!
<HP:200 EP:1>
You tell Undertow: blah
<HP:200 EP:1>
You're too tired to search now.
<HP:200 EP:1>
You can't go that way!
<HP:200 EP:1>
Gold: 0                Encumbrance: unencumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
Mirk's gold circlet.
Rank insignia.
A silver harp.
An 'I've been to The 3rd Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
The Sheriff's Guild badge.
Mirk's Play With Me drum.
A silver harp.
Adidas's Pimped Out horn.
A commemorative token from the Event2001.
A brooch with the insignia of the Beorning Guild.
A spellbook.
Surge's QUIT handcuffing me Mirk drum.
<HP:200 EP:1>
Gold: 0                Encumbrance: unencumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
Mirk's gold circlet.
Rank insignia.
A silver harp.
An 'I've been to The 3rd Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
The Sheriff's Guild badge.
Mirk's Play With Me drum.
A silver harp.
Adidas's Pimped Out horn.
A commemorative token from the Event2001.
A brooch with the insignia of the Beorning Guild.
A spellbook.
Surge's QUIT handcuffing me Mirk drum.
<HP:200 EP:1>
You're too tired to search now.
<HP:201 EP:2>
    The mysterious tunnel continues deeper and deeper. But suddenly,
you find yourself in a dead end!  A huge rock is blocking the way
and it makes it impossible to go further.  The floor here is somewhat
sandy and dust covers the walls.
    The only obvious exit is west.
<HP:201 EP:2>
ALERT!In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported.
ALERT!You are attacked by Someone!
Someone bashes you with the pommel of the sword.
You miss someone.
Someone misses you.
You miss someone.
You sigh.
<HP:196 EP:2>
Someone wounds you with the sharp blade.
You miss someone.
What?
<HP:183 EP:2>
Someone misses you.
You miss someone.
Someone misses you.
You miss someone.
You're too tired to search now.
<HP:184 EP:3>
Someone bashes you with the pommel of the sword.
You miss someone.
You say: come on
<HP:176 EP:3>
Someone misses you.
You miss someone.
<HP:176 EP:3>
Someone mangles you with extraordinary skill.
You miss someone.
<HP:157 EP:3>
Someone misses you.
You miss someone.
Someone mangles you with extraordinary skill.
You miss someone.
<HP:137 EP:3>
Someone misses you.
You miss someone.
<HP:137 EP:3>
ALERT!In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported.
ALERT!You chuckle as Someone feebly attempts to headbutt you.
Someone pummels you with multiple blows from the whip!
Someone wounds you with the sharp blade.
You miss someone.
ALERT!Someone smashes his forehead into your nose.
Someone sends tails flying at you, but they miss their mark.
Someone misses you.
Someone bashes you with the pommel of the sword.
You graze someone.
You sigh.
<HP:77 EP:4>
Someone holds a crystal which starts to glow brightly.
Someone holds a crystal which starts to glow brightly.
Someone cracks you with tails wrapping and burning.
Someone cackles evilly as he burns you painfully.
Someone mangles you with extraordinary skill.
You miss someone.
Someone sends tails flying at you, but they miss their mark.
Someone misses you.
Someone mangles you with extraordinary skill.
You miss someone.
You feel rather than hear a sound from the base of the Tower:  BONG.
Someone pummels you with multiple blows from the whip!
You smell your burning flesh as the divine evil engulfs you in a blazing inferno!
Someone wounds you with the sharp blade.
Tails wrap about your body with flame as you collapse to the floor!
You have died.
ALERT!In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported.

You have a strange feeling.
You can see your own lifeless body from above.

Someone falls down laughing.
You search the wall and discover a secret passage!
Quickly you slip through it!
    Amazing!! It looks like you have found a secret way out of Mordor!
You are behind some small bushes and from here you can see the black
gate in the distance.  To the east is the Cirith Gorgor.  You never
felt so happy before.
    The only obvious exit is east.


Without warning, A Branch stabs you from behind!