Brand the shopkeeper speaks!

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Orlando's log, he asked me to post it because he no longer exists:p Damn funny hehe. Since there are no new logs he felt like sharing.


 You are in the general store of Bree.  Basic equipment is sold here.
A traveller can find almost any basic piece of equipment that he needs in this
shop. The prices are reasonable and the storekeeper is nice, but don't try
to steal anything or he might get mad.
    The only obvious exits are east and north.
 A trash can
 Brand the shopkeeper
HP:217 EP:132> condition sword
A crooked runed sword is in excellent condition.
HP:218 EP:123> Brand says: Hi, Orlando
Brand says: You need anything?
William enters.
William leaves east.
Autosave.
comm on
Your comm is already on.
HP:219 EP:124> Paget enters.
Brand says: Not very talkative today, are you?
Paget sells a rusty knife.
heh
Paget leaves east.
l
You heh!
HP:220 EP:125>     You are in the general store of Bree.  Basic equipment is sold here.
A traveller can find almost any basic piece of equipment that he needs in this
shop. The prices are reasonable and the storekeeper is nice, but don't try
to steal anything or he might get mad.
    The only obvious exits are east and north.
 A trash can
 Brand the shopkeeper
HP:220 EP:125> blink
You blink.
HP:220 EP:125> Brand says: something in your eye?
wet
You wet your pants laughing.
HP:221 EP:126> Brand says: I may have a salve for that.
say hey, who;se there;)
You say: hey, who;se there;)
HP:221 EP:126> wet
You wet your pants laughing.
HP:222 EP:127> Brand says: It's me, Brand!  Are you blind?
uh
You uh huh, sure sure.
HP:222 EP:127> pinch brand
You pinch Brand's cheek!
HP:223 EP:128> chuckle
Brand says: ouch!
You chuckle absurdly.
HP:223 EP:128> Brand says: Darn trade shop is going to steal all my business!
Brand says: Darn trade shop is going to steal all my business!
Norjack enters.
Norjack leaves north.
Brand says: but you probably don't care about that.
Thoras enters.
snicker
Thoras leaves north.
You snicker insanely.
HP:224 EP:129> say actually i do;)
l
You say: actually i do;)
HP:224 EP:129>     You are in the general store of Bree.  Basic equipment is sold here.
A traveller can find almost any basic piece of equipment that he needs in this
shop. The prices are reasonable and the storekeeper is nice, but don't try
to steal anything or he might get mad.
    The only obvious exits are east and north.
 A trash can
 Brand the shopkeeper
HP:224 EP:129> Laryn tells you: a bright runed longsword is now on sale as lot 572, minimum bid 150 gold.
tease brand
Brand says: Good!  Will you talk to the Mayor for me?
You tease Brand mercilessly.
HP:225 EP:130> Thoras enters.
Thoras removes a studded leather baldric.
Thoras sells a studded leather baldric.
Thoras leaves east.
Brand says: Darn trade shop is going to steal all my business!
say if u were a hobbit, i would;)
You say: if u were a hobbit, i would;)
HP:226 EP:131> l brand
Brand hmms.
    You look upon Brand, the most successful shopkeeper in Bree.
He holds the reputation of being a shrewd fellow who gets just
a little too much enjoyment out of making an extra coin or two.
He has a mean look about him, but it is probably just that
he takes his work very seriously.
He is empty handed.
HP:226 EP:131> Norjack enters.
say but u're not;)
You say: but u're not;)
HP:227 EP:132> Norjack sells a floppy hat.
Brand says: Well damn, aren't we just the little racist?
Norjack removes a brown vest.
Norjack sells a brown vest.
ohmy
You look shocked and mumble, "Oh my!".
HP:228 EP:133> l
snicker
    You are in the general store of Bree.  Basic equipment is sold here.
A traveller can find almost any basic piece of equipment that he needs in this
shop. The prices are reasonable and the storekeeper is nice, but don't try
to steal anything or he might get mad.
    The only obvious exits are east and north.
 A small key
 Norjack the sindar Chemist (Impartial)
 A trash can
 Brand the shopkeeper
HP:228 EP:133> You snicker insanely.
HP:228 EP:133> Norjack bows like a true cow, that's right I said COW!!
Piuter enters.
Piuter leaves north.
Piuter enters.
Piuter leaves east.
Norjack leaves north.
say ok ok.. which mayor?:)
You say: ok ok.. which mayor?:)
HP:229 EP:134> Piuter enters.
Piuter leaves north.
Brand says: Say the Mayor here in Bree, of course.
Piuter enters.
Piuter leaves east.
Laryn tells you: Don't mess with my collegue!
Brand says: Darn trade shop is going to steal all my business!
ack
You ack!
HP:230 EP:135> "laryn hehe;)
You tell Laryn: hehe;)
Laryn tells you: I don't understand what you are telling me.
Try telling me your bids or listing items on auction.
HP:230 EP:136> Norjack enters.
Norjack leaves east.
Malgoreth enters.
Boldar enters.
Boldar leaves north.
  The Haradrim rally around their Mumakil, the great beasts of war,
and wherever the Mumakil go, the horses of the allies of Gondor
swerve away.  The great monsters march on, unfought.
say laryn just gave me a tell;)
You say: laryn just gave me a tell;)
HP:230 EP:137> Boldar enters.
Boldar puts a bowl with a lid into a trash can.
Boldar leaves north.
Boldar enters.
Boldar puts a bowl with a lid into a trash can.
Boldar leaves north.
Boldar enters.
Boldar puts a bowl with a lid into a trash can.
Boldar leaves north.
Boldar enters.
Boldar puts a bowl with a lid into a trash can.
Boldar leaves north.
From deep inside the trash can you hear a muffled BOOM! It is then silent.
Boldar enters.
say lemme go bap him:)
You say: lemme go bap him:)
HP:230 EP:137> Piuter enters.
Boldar leaves east.
Piuter leaves north.
Brand says: Malgoreth, pick that key up.
l
    You are in the general store of Bree.  Basic equipment is sold here.
A traveller can find almost any basic piece of equipment that he needs in this
shop. The prices are reasonable and the storekeeper is nice, but don't try
to steal anything or he might get mad.
    The only obvious exits are east and north.
 Malgoreth the dunedain Runt (Impartial)
 A small key
 A trash can
 Brand the shopkeeper
HP:230 EP:138> Piuter enters.
Piuter leaves east.
Malgoreth takes a small key.
Brand nods.
Dookie enters.
n
Dookie leaves north.
    This is a comfortable room that is crowded with people.  There
are relaxing benches laid around the room which people may rest on
as they view the items up for bid.  At the head of the room is a
platform on which the auctioneer stands.  There is a large table
on which the item up for bidding is placed upon, and a lectern
which the auctioneer stands behind. Rules are posted on a huge sign
hanging on the wall.
    The only obvious exit is south.
 Dookie the silvan Apprentice Ranger (Angelic)
 Laryn, the auctioneer
HP:230 EP:138> bap laryn
You bap Laryn with his little furry hands.
HP:230 EP:138> Agrim enters.
say wake up laryn!
You say: wake up laryn!
HP:230 EP:139> l
    This is a comfortable room that is crowded with people.  There
are relaxing benches laid around the room which people may rest on
as they view the items up for bid.  At the head of the room is a
platform on which the auctioneer stands.  There is a large table
on which the item up for bidding is placed upon, and a lectern
which the auctioneer stands behind. Rules are posted on a huge sign
hanging on the wall.
    The only obvious exit is south.
 Agrim the dunedain Trailblazer (Immoral)
 Dookie the silvan Apprentice Ranger (Angelic)
 Laryn, the auctioneer
HP:230 EP:139> Agrim looks at you.
Agrim leaves south.
Dookie auctions an elven short sword.
Laryn tells you: an elven short sword is now on sale as lot 573, minimum bid 120 gold.
snicker
You snicker insanely.
HP:230 EP:140> s
    You are in the general store of Bree.  Basic equipment is sold here.
A traveller can find almost any basic piece of equipment that he needs in this
shop. The prices are reasonable and the storekeeper is nice, but don't try
to steal anything or he might get mad.
    The only obvious exits are east and north.
 Malgoreth the dunedain Runt (Impartial)
 A trash can
 Brand the shopkeeper
HP:230 EP:140> hshake brand
You shake your head at Brand.
HP:230 EP:141> say he doesn't speak
l
You say: he doesn't speak
HP:230 EP:141>     You are in the general store of Bree.  Basic equipment is sold here.
A traveller can find almost any basic piece of equipment that he needs in this
shop. The prices are reasonable and the storekeeper is nice, but don't try
to steal anything or he might get mad.
    The only obvious exits are east and north.
 Malgoreth the dunedain Runt (Impartial)
 A trash can
 Brand the shopkeeper