Osse decides he wants to smoke it up, so heres what happens: -Tril enters. Kashmirny licks Smaug. STARTING NOW Osse says in Westron: and I have ways of catching emotes. Tril says in Westron: WHOA -Salana enters. Osse says in Westron: anyone caught emoting will be sent to Shelob. Dae throws his head back and cackles  MANIACALLY. Osse smiles slightly. glance |->The Port Royale Smokeshop(n) Salana the dunedain Feather-gatherer (Impartial) Tril Tenton the silvan Prowler (Impartial) A beautiful, albeit empty pipe Dae the dunedain Mercenary (Heroic) Kashmirny Swansong the silvan Lady of the Woods Arthgon Laughinghouse the silvan Loremaster (Heroic) -> Smaug roars. (burning) Galuf the dwarf Mistake Sanka the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Heroic) Hobbe Tossan the dwarf Grumpy (Alcoholic) Grace Flame-Spirit the silvan Viper (Impartial) Ierod the eorling Barbarian (Moral) Tilion: No one lights their pipe until it's their turn to go!!! Osse, MCSE, MCSA. A trash can Jeffrey the Smoking Connoisseur |*|HP:118 EP:21|*| Sanka gasps in astonishment! Kashmirny winces just from the thought of it. Grace hehs. Tril whistles innocently. Tril hums Paint It Black. Hobbe chuckles. Osse says in Westron: this is a fun, lighthearted game. Tilion looks at the staff of executive power. Arthgon goes "Woo!". Osse says in Westron: Shelob quite enjoys it. Evil-smelling smoke curls stealthily from Kashmirny's pipe. Sanka cowers in fear. i cloak Gold: 4 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You dig around in your bloodstained cloak and find: Your bloodstained cloak is almost empty. *A large key (2) *A sapphire gem A bottle of elven wine Wooden key |*|HP:119 EP:22|*| get wine from cloak Ok. |*|HP:119 EP:22|*| drink wine You uncork the bottle and guzzle the entire bottle of wine. |*|HP:134 EP:37|*| put bottle into pack glance -Salana leaves north. Hobbe looks at Tilion. Ok. |*|HP:134 EP:37|*| |->The Port Royale Smokeshop(n) Tril Tenton the silvan Prowler (Impartial) A beautiful, albeit empty pipe Dae the dunedain Mercenary (Heroic) Kashmirny Swansong the silvan Lady of the Woods Arthgon Laughinghouse the silvan Loremaster (Heroic) -> Smaug roars. (burning) Galuf the dwarf Mistake Sanka the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Heroic) Hobbe Tossan the dwarf Grumpy (Alcoholic) Grace Flame-Spirit the silvan Viper (Impartial) Ierod the eorling Barbarian (Moral) Tilion: No one lights their pipe until it's their turn to go!!! Osse, MCSE, MCSA. A trash can Jeffrey the Smoking Connoisseur |*|HP:134 EP:37|*| Osse says in Westron: OK then. Galuf says in Westron: bring shelob here to play! Grace says in Westron: is holding the enter button down illegal? Osse coaxes a clay pipe into fragrant, burning life! Arthgon says in Westron: can we get an osse ale along with the trip? Kashmirny says "oif!". Grace says in Westron: if you have a client Osse says in Westron: who wants to go first? Galuf raises his hand. The room stops spinning. Kashmirny says in Westron: me Arthgon raises an eyebrow. Osse says in Westron: Galuf, then! Ierod ponders visiting Shelob. ^ Elcolonel: Would anyone like to hear any cadences? Osse says in Westron: light up and start us off, good sir. Jeffrey says in Westron: Ask me about my wares or read the signs for an idea  of what I have for sale. -Gormoth enters. Galuf says in Westron: let's go, wave-maker :) tell osse Do you supply us with the weed? You tell Osse: Do you supply us with the weed? |*|HP:138 EP:41|*| Osse grins. Kashmirny extinguishes her pipe, retaining the unburnt weed for another smoke Arthgon smirks at Galuf strangely. Osse says in Westron: bring it, kneebiter Tril masterfully packs his pipe, preparing it for smoking. Galuf mmms. Gormoth extinguishes his pipe, retaining the unburnt weed for another smoke -Gormoth leaves north. 'Anyone got spareweed? You say in Westron: Anyone got spareweed? |*|HP:141 EP:44|*| Galuf says in Westron: who goes first, you or challenger? Hobbe says in Westron: i need to ^ Boffo: I used to like Rolemaster... or at least the idea of Rolemaster.  You still focused on an area of expertise, but you could buy all sorts of  skills. Of course, it became Boremaster with all the paperwork... -Salana enters. Osse says in Westron: you, of course. Arthgon says in Westron: he said you galuf Galuf nods sagely. Galuf coaxes a wolf's head pipe into fragrant, burning life! Tril coaxes a pipe into fragrant, burning life! -Gormoth enters. +E+-> Galuf starts a dull-roll Galuf puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Galuf goes, "Aww!". Galuf extinguishes his pipe, retaining the unburnt weed for another smoke Gormoth coaxes a pipe into fragrant, burning life! Osse says in Westron: er... we keep going Galuf coaxes a wolf's head pipe into fragrant, burning life! Osse says in Westron: until one of us gets a rainbow Hobbe blinks at Galuf in surprise. Tril looks at a beautiful packed pipe. Arthgon says in Westron: keep goin til someone wins Arthgon smirks at Galuf strangely. Galuf puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Gormoth extinguishes his pipe, retaining the unburnt weed for another smoke Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! l tobacco_sign You don't see that here. |*|HP:150 EP:53|*| Galuf sticks his tongue out and pants. l sign Galuf puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! There are two small, gold-lettered signs on the counter. One lists the various types of pipes that are available here, and the other lists the types and blends of tobacco that are for sale. To examine them, either 'read pipe sign' or 'read tobacco sign'. |*|HP:150 EP:53|*| read tobacco sign The following tobaccos are available from Port Royale: To order, use 'order ', being sure to enter the name exactly as it appears in the list. Name Price -------------------------------------- southlinch 5 gp southern star 5 gp hornblower 5 gp old toby 5 gp phil's blend 5 gp southfarthing 7 gp brandywine black 7 gp longbottom leaf 10 gp four-farthing shag 10 gp trollshead shag 10 gp sinister shag 15 gp -------------------------------------- |*|HP:150 EP:53|*| Osse says in Westron: galuf's a n00b! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Nosehair-curling smoke curls lazily from Osse's pipe. +E+-> Galuf wheezes order southlinch Jeffrey says: Everything costs something, pal. No handouts! |*|HP:150 EP:53|*| Galuf puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! pack pipe You'd better pack the right thing! |*|HP:150 EP:53|*| Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Galuf says in Westron: hey, it's been awile :) Osse says in Westron: comeon dwarf-boy! Galuf puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! You still feel drunk. -Salana leaves north. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! order southlinch Jeffrey says: Everything costs something, pal. No handouts! |*|HP:153 EP:56|*| Grace laughs out loud. Galuf puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Kashmirny blahs. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Galuf blows a dazzling smoke-ring! Grace smirks in amusement. Galuf goes "Woo!". Osse acks! tell kashmirny toss me some gold? You tell Kashmirny: toss me some gold? |*|HP:153 EP:56|*| Kashmirny goes "Woo!". Hobbe tells Galuf that he wuvs him. Arthgon goes "Woo!". Osse says in Westron: bloody 'ell Galuf extinguishes his pipe, retaining the unburnt weed for another smoke Dae claps his hands enthusiastically. Gormoth goes "Woo!". Galuf cries. Osse says in Westron: that can't be fair. tell kashmirny can you lend me some gold?/ You tell Kashmirny: can you lend me some gold?/ |*|HP:153 EP:56|*| put sword into sheath Put what into what? |*|HP:155 EP:58|*| Gormoth claps his hands enthusiastically. Galuf says in Westron: too much.. smoke Osse summons a frosty mug of Osse Ale from the depths of the Great Sea. Galuf coughs cough. Ierod snickers insanely. Tril puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Arthgon gives Galuf a big HIGH FIVE!! Osse tosses Galuf a mug of Osse Ale! Dae snickers insanely. Kiris tells you: you smell like rotten yak's milk Galuf goes "Woo!". ^ Elcolonel: played GURPS? Osse mutters to himself. Galuf thanks Osse. tell kashmirny please? You tell Kashmirny: please? |*|HP:155 EP:58|*| Kashmirny gives you some gold coins. You put 20 gold in your pockets. Osse says in Westron: OK then fine, who's next? Galuf raises his mug of Osse Ale to Osse and swallows a mouthful! Hobbe says in Westron: TRIL CHEATED order southlinch Jeffrey says: I do thank you for your patronage. Come again! |*|HP:155 EP:58|*| Sanka says in Westron: Me, Me! pack pipe ^ Boffo: Aye. You pack the pipe with the leaf... it is now smokeable. |*|HP:157 EP:60|*| Dae pats Osse on the back. Grace says in Westron: i will go Grace smiles. Osse says in Westron: Decaf, then. Evil-smelling smoke curls lazily from Tril's pipe. ^ Elcolonel: good stuff Tril says in Westron: NO I DIDNT~ Kiris tells you: *wonders if you're there or not* Osse says in Westron: er, Sanka. Sanka says in Westron: Oh! Arthgon says in Westron: me nedx Sanka says in Westron: I get it! Galuf smiles drunkenly. Osse says in Westron: TRIL Hobbe says in Westron: keep pipe unlit Galuf looks at a frosty mug of Osse Ale. i Gold: 15 (rough) Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: *An Orc courier pack (worn). *A bloodstained cloak (worn). *A dwarven war shield (worn). *A pair of large, well-oiled boots (worn). *A black steel suit of spiked plate (worn). *A simple sheepskin sheath containing a shadow sword (worn). *A stamped staying-permit. The Tale of Beren and Luthien. *A dark red medallion (worn). *An 'I've been to The 5th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge. A steel ring (worn). *A wolf's head pipe, packed with pipe-weed. A golden necklace, decorated with diamond stones (worn). *Rank insignia. *A commemorative token from the Event2003. An engraved ithildin ring, inlaid with three gems (worn). *Fingondor's ivory horn. *A large, empty clay pipe. *A silver harp. *Arthlor's Ebony War horn. |*|HP:159 EP:62|*| Kashmirny nuzzles Smaug happily. Tril puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse says in Westron: Extinguish your pipe until it's your rurn. Osse says in Westron: turn, even. Galuf raises his mug of Osse Ale to Everyone and swallows a mouthful! Sanka coaxes a pipe into fragrant, burning life! Galuf sways drunkenly. Osse says in Westron: or you get to pay a visit to Shelob. Sanka says in Westron: My turn, Right? ^ Galuf: hey, Osse's alt is non-alcoholic :) Nosehair-curling smoke curls lazily from Osse's pipe. ^ Galuf: ale* blow The only thing you can blow around here is a smoke-ring. |*|HP:161 EP:64|*| Osse says in Westron: As soon as Tril complies, Sanka Dae looks at Osse. Galuf smiles drunkenly. Your head is clearing. Osse smiles slightly. Sanka says, "Ok!". Galuf mmms. ^ Boffo: I'm a Gamer's gamer... I've played'em all. Even Renegade Nuns on  Wheels/Batwinged Bimbos from Hell Tril extinguishes his pipe, retaining the unburnt weed for another smoke Galuf says in Westron: good ale! Osse smiles slightly. Galuf smiles drunkenly. Apeture tells you: wow, You cant idle with this thing :) Osse says in Westron: much better. -Tril leaves north. Sanka laughs quite merrily. Kashmirny grins foolishly. Osse says in Westron: Please, Sanka, start us off. Arthgon looks at the toothpick of death +4. tell apeture heh You tell Apeture: heh |*|HP:164 EP:67|*| Sanka puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! l osse Apparently this is Osse, the Lord of the Waves. He wears a dirty white sheet, on which the word OSSE has been written in crude blue letters. On his head he wears a green wig, which for all the world looks like a mop broken off. He is carrying: A small clay pipe, packed with pipe-weed (burning). The balance helper. Ted's beer-stained, hobbit-sized mandolin. The inheritable pipe, empty. A black obsidian earring. The toothpick of death +4. Etoile's Bluegrass flute. A birchwood staff. A pale blue fire ring. |*|HP:164 EP:67|*| Galuf smiles drunkenly. Grace looks at Arthgon. Sanka puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! l toothpick in osse This is the almighty toothpick of death! Fear! |*|HP:164 EP:67|*| -Tril enters. Smaug looks at Arthgon. Sanka blows a dazzling smoke-ring! Osse acks! Sanka goes "Woo!". Dae throws his head back and cackles  MANIACALLY. Hobbe falls down laughing. Kashmirny oohs excitedly. Tril says in Westron: oke there we go fdl osse You fall down laughing at Osse. |*|HP:165 EP:68|*| Galuf smiles drunkenly. Osse says in Westron: bloody 'ell Ierod cheers in Triumph for Sanka. Dae rolls on the floor laughing. rhand Arthgon smirks at Osse strangely. You raise your hand. |*|HP:165 EP:68|*| Osse says in Westron: and I coded these damned things! Tril looks at a beautiful packed pipe. Osse mutters to himself. Gormoth cheers wildly. Grace laughs out loud. Osse summons a frosty mug of Osse Ale from the depths of the Great Sea. Arthgon says in Westron: some god Sanka grins from ear to ear. Arthgon coughs. Smaug looks at Osse. Osse tosses Sanka a mug of Osse Ale! 'I want to go afted the next one. You say in Westron: I want to go afted the next one. |*|HP:165 EP:68|*| Gormoth cheers wildly. Galuf smiles drunkenly. Spicy smoke curls lazily from Sanka's pipe. Arthgon says in Westron: me next! ^ Calenril: Yeah Boffo that's how it worked for us.. we had loosely based  classes, but there were tons of skills of which you could chose 12 Sanka says in Westron: Thanks! Tilion pats Osse on the back. Kashmirny snickers insanely. Galuf raises his mug of Osse Ale to Everyone and takes a huge drink! The mug then melts in his hand! Galuf sighs contentedly. Osse says in Westron: OK I think Grace is nexst. Sanka extinguishes his pipe, retaining the unburnt weed for another smoke Gormoth says in Westron: me me next :)) Grace says in Westron: alright Gormoth jumps up and down. Galuf sways drunkenly. Osse says in Westron: Grace, lead us off then. Grace coaxes a pipe into fragrant, burning life! ^ Calenril: And then skills everyone had like find hidden stuff, listen, etc  etc Grace blows a dazzling smoke-ring! Nosehair-curling smoke curls lazily from Osse's pipe. ^ Galuf: You are so incredibly happy. You never want to be sober again. Hobbe falls down laughing. Arthgon says, "woh!" and takes a step back! Hobbe falls down laughing. Hobbe falls down laughing. Hobbe falls down laughing. Ierod goes "WHEE!!". Dae throws his head back and cackles  MANIACALLY. Sanka goes "Woo!". Osse says in Westron: for chrissakes! Galuf sways drunkenly. Kashmirny snickers insanely. Dae throws his head back and cackles  MANIACALLY. Dae throws his head back and cackles  MANIACALLY. Suddenly you have a massive headache. Kashmirny falls down laughing. Gormoth smiles wickedly. Dae laughs out loud. Smaug scowls forebodingly with flames seething through his teeth. Grace grins. Hobbe says in Westron: Any one got 4 gold so i can buy some weed? +E+Osse bangs his pipe on his head. Is this thing on? Sanka rolls on the floor laughing. Galuf says in Westron: Osse's getting pwned! Ierod looks at Smaug. Osse summons a frosty mug of Osse Ale from the depths of the Great Sea. Galuf sways drunkenly. Ierod goes "Woo!". Kashmirny says in Westron: not your day Osse Grace laughs out loud. Galuf looks at Osse. Osse tosses Grace a mug of Osse Ale! 'me next Hobbe says in Westron: osse this is going well You say in Westron: me next |*|HP:167 EP:70|*| 'me me me You say in Westron: me me me |*|HP:167 EP:70|*| Osse says in Westron: not my day at all. Grace looks at herself. -Cliffton enters. Dae pats Osse on the back. Sanka raises his mug of Osse Ale to Osse and swallows a mouthful! Osse mutters to himself. Grace looks at Osse. Cliffton hmms while stroking his chin. point durad You point at yourself. |*|HP:167 EP:70|*| 'me You say in Westron: me |*|HP:167 EP:70|*| Osse says in Westron: OK, who wants to go next? Osse says in Westron: Durad, then Arthgon says in Westron: me rhand You raise your hand. |*|HP:167 EP:70|*| Grace says in Westron: thanks for the prizes Autosave. Dae says in Westron: maybe he needs a shot of his own ale light pipe Galuf sways drunkenly. You see more than one pipe. Using the first of the following: on your person: A wolf's head pipe, packed with pipe-weed on your person: A large, empty clay pipe on the ground : A beautiful, albeit empty pipe You gently coax your wolf's head pipe into fragrant life. |*|HP:167 EP:70|*| Arthgon smiles and says: Bah! Grace waves. blow smoke-ring You blow a fine smoke-ring! |*|HP:167 EP:69|*| -Grace leaves north. bah Sanka waves while holding the banner of the Ship and Silver  Swan. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! You smile and say: Bah! |*|HP:168 EP:70|*| blow smoke-ring You blow a fine smoke-ring! |*|HP:168 EP:69|*| Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Sanka sways drunkenly. -Grace enters. blow smoke-ring You blow a fine smoke-ring! |*|HP:168 EP:68|*| Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace looks at herself. Galuf sways drunkenly. blow smoke-ring You blow a dazzling smoke-ring! |*|HP:168 EP:67|*| Hobbe says in Westron: now gormoth whee You go "WHEE!!" whee whee! |*|HP:168 EP:67|*| Hobbe laughs out loud. Grace looks at a frosty mug of Osse Ale. Osse frowns like the gathering of storm clouds. Ierod laughs out loud. Galuf goes "Woo!". Arthgon smirks in amusement. Gormoth goes "Woo!". Arthgon says in Westron: well this is ridiculous Osse says in Westron: I need a new pipe. Dae shakes his head. Kashmirny snickers insanely. Osse summons a frosty mug of Osse Ale from the depths of the Great Sea. Tril says in Westron: ME Sanka smiles drunkenly. Galuf sways drunkenly. Osse tosses you a mug of Osse Ale! Osse banishes a small clay pipe, packed with pipe-weed to the black depths of the Great Sea. Gormoth gives Hobbe some gold coins. hands You have two hands. You are not holding anything. You have two free hands. |*|HP:169 EP:68|*| i Gold: 19 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A frosty mug of Osse Ale. *An Orc courier pack (worn). *A bloodstained cloak (worn). *A dwarven war shield (worn). *A pair of large, well-oiled boots (worn). *A black steel suit of spiked plate (worn). *A simple sheepskin sheath containing a shadow sword (worn). *A stamped staying-permit. The Tale of Beren and Luthien. *A dark red medallion (worn). *An 'I've been to The 5th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge. A steel ring (worn). *A wolf's head pipe, packed with pipe-weed (burning). A golden necklace, decorated with diamond stones (worn). *Rank insignia. *A commemorative token from the Event2003. An engraved ithildin ring, inlaid with three gems (worn). *Fingondor's ivory horn. *A large, empty clay pipe. *A silver harp. *Arthlor's Ebony War horn. |*|HP:169 EP:68|*| Ierod pats Osse on the back. Hobbe says in Westron: i need 4 gold Hobbe looks at Tril. extinguish pipe You let your pipe go out, leaving the unburnt weed in it. |*|HP:169 EP:68|*| Mild yet spicy smoke curls lazily from Grace's pipe. Sanka gives Hobbe some gold coins. Sanka smiles drunkenly. Hobbe goes "WHEE!!". Gormoth goes "WHEE!!". Grace says in Westron: what was that toothpick thing i had lol Galuf sways drunkenly. Sanka looks at Grace. Osse masterfully packs his pipe, preparing it for smoking. Sanka smiles drunkenly. Kashmirny looks at Grace. Osse says in Westron: OK, Arthgon then Sanka says in Westron: I want a toothpick! Arthgon cracks his knuckles. Osse coaxes a ornate pipe into fragrant, burning life! Galuf smiles drunkenly. Osse mutters to himself. Sanka smiles drunkenly. Arthgon masterfully packs his pipe, preparing it for smoking. Cliffton puts a handcrafted arrow into a leather archer's quiver. Arthgon coaxes a ornate pipe into fragrant, burning life! Your headache clears up. Osse says in Westron: wait a sec Arthgon puffs contentedly on his pipe. Cliffton masterfully packs his pipe, preparing it for smoking. Cliffton coaxes a pipe into fragrant, burning life! Osse says in Westron: gotta relight my pipe IRL Arthgon arcs a curious eyebrow. order southlinch put weed into pack Galuf smiles drunkenly. Jeffrey says: I do thank you for your patronage. Come again! |*|HP:172 EP:71|*| Put what into what? |*|HP:172 EP:71|*| Grace says in Westron: i want my toothpick back, it went away Kashmirny says in Westron: don't do it man Tilion points at Cliffton. Grace laughs out loud. Sanka smiles drunkenly. i Gold: 14 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A bit of Southlinch pipe-weed (in hands). A frosty mug of Osse Ale. *An Orc courier pack (worn). *A bloodstained cloak (worn). *A dwarven war shield (worn). *A pair of large, well-oiled boots (worn). *A black steel suit of spiked plate (worn). *A simple sheepskin sheath containing a shadow sword (worn). *A stamped staying-permit. The Tale of Beren and Luthien. *A dark red medallion (worn). *An 'I've been to The 5th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge. A steel ring (worn). *A wolf's head pipe, packed with pipe-weed. A golden necklace, decorated with diamond stones (worn). *Rank insignia. *A commemorative token from the Event2003. An engraved ithildin ring, inlaid with three gems (worn). *Fingondor's ivory horn. *A large, empty clay pipe. *A silver harp. *Arthlor's Ebony War horn. |*|HP:172 EP:71|*| Arthgon smirks at Osse strangely. Dae snickers insanely. Kashmirny baps Cliffton across the forehead. put leaf into pack Ok. |*|HP:172 EP:71|*| Kashmirny says in Westron: extinguish Arthgon says in Westron: hey me too! Arthgon smirks in amusement. Kashmirny says in Westron: not your turn order southlinch put weed into pack Jeffrey says: I do thank you for your patronage. Come again! |*|HP:173 EP:72|*| Put what into what? |*|HP:173 EP:72|*| Galuf smiles drunkenly. Grace extinguishes her pipe, retaining the unburnt weed for another smoke Ierod laughs out loud. Grace says in Westron: oops Sanka smiles drunkenly. put weed into pack Put what into what? |*|HP:173 EP:72|*| Arthgon says in Westron: myyyy tuuuurn i Gold: 9 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A bit of Southlinch pipe-weed (in hands). A frosty mug of Osse Ale. *An Orc courier pack (worn). *A bloodstained cloak (worn). *A dwarven war shield (worn). *A pair of large, well-oiled boots (worn). *A black steel suit of spiked plate (worn). *A simple sheepskin sheath containing a shadow sword (worn). *A stamped staying-permit. The Tale of Beren and Luthien. *A dark red medallion (worn). *An 'I've been to The 5th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge. A steel ring (worn). *A wolf's head pipe, packed with pipe-weed. A golden necklace, decorated with diamond stones (worn). *Rank insignia. *A commemorative token from the Event2003. An engraved ithildin ring, inlaid with three gems (worn). *Fingondor's ivory horn. *A large, empty clay pipe. *A silver harp. *Arthlor's Ebony War horn. |*|HP:173 EP:72|*| Ierod coughs. Grace looks at herself. put leaf into pack Ok. |*|HP:174 EP:73|*| Osse says in Westron: Cliffton, do lot light your pipe until it's your  turn. Sanka says in Westron: I never got one :( Ariakas tells you: [Lord Ariakas says:] ROTFL You DEMOLISH Guard with a deep  cut, unleashing The Wrath of Eru! Sanka sniffs sadly. Sanka smiles drunkenly. Galuf smiles drunkenly. Gormoth pets Arthgon lovingly on the head. Cliffton says, "Ok!". order southlinch put leaf into pack order southlinch put leaf into pack Jeffrey says: I do thank you for your patronage. Come again! |*|HP:174 EP:73|*| Ok. |*|HP:174 EP:73|*| Jeffrey says: Everything costs something, pal. No handouts! |*|HP:174 EP:73|*| Put what into what? |*|HP:174 EP:73|*| Osse says in Westron: or shelob will feast upon your naughty bits. Osse beams brightly. Hobbe masterfully packs his pipe, preparing it for smoking. Arthgon looks at Gormoth. Cliffton waves while holding the banner of the Ship and Silver Swan. +E+-> Ierod waves air: lot's of smoke in here -Cliffton leaves north. Osse says in Westron: OK then Arthgon Apeture tells you: this suck that I dont have armour :) Galuf smiles drunkenly. Sanka smiles drunkenly. -Taking to the sky, Smaug heads towards Erebor Tril says in Westron: no it wont Arthgon puffs contentedly on his pipe. Lovely, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Osse's ornate pipe. Arthgon puffs contentedly on his pipe. Tril says in Westron: nothing wants to eat me Osse says in Westron: Arthgon... glance |->The Port Royale Smokeshop(n) Grace Flame-Spirit the silvan Viper (Impartial) Tril Tenton the silvan Prowler (Impartial) Gormoth Barad-Nigurath the dunedain Accepted (Villainous) A beautiful, albeit empty pipe Dae the dunedain Mercenary (Heroic) Kashmirny Swansong the silvan Lady of the Woods Arthgon Laughinghouse the silvan Loremaster (Heroic) Galuf the dwarf Mistake Sanka the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Heroic) Hobbe Tossan the dwarf Grumpy (Alcoholic) Ierod the eorling Barbarian (Moral) Tilion: No one lights their pipe until it's their turn to go!!! Osse, MCSE, MCSA. A trash can Jeffrey the Smoking Connoisseur |*|HP:176 EP:75|*| Arthgon arcs a curious eyebrow. Osse says in Westron: blow smokering Tril says in Westron: it will get sick and DIE Kashmirny arcs a more curious eyebrow. Arthgon gets the idea in his thick skull and gives an 'AH' of comprehension. Sanka smiles drunkenly. Galuf smiles drunkenly. Arthgon laughs out loud. Spicy, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Arthgon's ornate pipe. Arthgon puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Arthgon puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Arthgon puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Arthgon puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace looks at herself. Arthgon puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Galuf smiles drunkenly. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Arthgon puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Galuf says in Westron: ooh, colorful Arthgon puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Arthgon puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Arthgon puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Kashmirny snickers insanely. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Arthgon puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Gormoth cheers wildly. Arthgon puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Gormoth claps his hands enthusiastically. Arthgon puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Gormoth claps his hands enthusiastically. Arthgon puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Galuf smiles drunkenly. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Arthgon blows a dazzling smoke-ring! Gormoth bounces around. Arthgon goes "Woo!". Kashmirny oohs excitedly. Ierod laughs out loud. Gormoth goes "Woo!". Ierod falls down laughing. Hobbe laughs out loud. Arthgon coughs. cheer arthgon You cheer enthusiastically for Arthgon. |*|HP:178 EP:77|*| Galuf hehs. Galuf smiles. Dae jumps up and down. Gormoth laughs. Tril laughs out loud. Grace cheers wildly. Gormoth laughs out loud. Galuf smiles drunkenly. +E+Arthgon falls on the ground hacking his lungs out Osse says in Westron: I have the damnedest luck Gormoth falls flat on his butt. Osse mutters to himself. Osse summons a frosty mug of Osse Ale from the depths of the Great Sea. Osse tosses Arthgon a mug of Osse Ale! Gormoth falls flat on his butt. Dae says in Westron: ok whos nexxt ? Lovely, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Osse's ornate pipe. Tril laughs out loud. Tril says in Westron: ME 'I wanna go again You say in Westron: I wanna go again |*|HP:180 EP:79|*| Osse says in Westron: how about Tril, then Dae Hobbe says in Westron: me Arthgon looks at a frosty mug of Osse Ale. Tril coaxes a pipe into fragrant, burning life! Kashmirny says in Westron: I haven't gone yet either Grace looks at Osse. Gormoth says in Westron: me ? Osse says in Westron: lead us off, Tril Dae says in Westron: yep that'll do Tril looks at a beautiful packed pipe. Tril puffs contentedly on his pipe. -Arthgon leaves north. Galuf thanks Osse. -Cliffton enters. Galuf says in Westron: must be off now Galuf tips his hat. -Galuf leaves north. glance |->The Port Royale Smokeshop(n) Cliffton Pathor the dunedain Archer of Dol Amroth (In Love) Grace Flame-Spirit the silvan Viper (Impartial) Tril Tenton the silvan Prowler (Impartial) Gormoth Barad-Nigurath the dunedain Accepted (Villainous) A beautiful, albeit empty pipe Dae the dunedain Mercenary (Heroic) Kashmirny Swansong the silvan Lady of the Woods Sanka the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Heroic) Hobbe Tossan the dwarf Grumpy (Alcoholic) Ierod the eorling Barbarian (Moral) Tilion: No one lights their pipe until it's their turn to go!!! Osse, MCSE, MCSA. A trash can Jeffrey the Smoking Connoisseur |*|HP:181 EP:80|*| Osse says in Westron: Tril... blow smokering Tril puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Hobbe mumbles under his breath. Tril puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Kashmirny arcs a more curious eyebrow. Tril puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril blows a dazzling smoke-ring! Dae throws his head back and cackles  MANIACALLY. whe Hobbe laughs out loud at Osse. What? |*|HP:183 EP:82|*| Sanka goes "WHEE!!". Ierod goes "WHEE!!". whee Osse sighs. You go "WHEE!!" whee whee! |*|HP:183 EP:82|*| Gormoth cheers wildly. Kashmirny says, "woh!" and takes a step back! Gormoth cheers wildly. Grace pats Osse on the back. Grace cheers wildly. ^ Galuf: mels governor's chain isn't armour? Kashmirny pats Osse on the back. Gormoth waves. Cliffton looks at a beautiful packed pipe. Lovely, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Osse's ornate pipe. ^ Galuf mutters Tril says in Westron: YES Osse says in Westron: I need to check the pipe code to make sure Draugluin  didn't make it so I CAN'T blow a rainbow Dae says in Westron: i think we're all gona get drunk today Sanka says in Westron: Poor Osse Osse summons a frosty mug of Osse Ale from the depths of the Great Sea. Grace looks at herself. Osse tosses Tril a mug of Osse Ale! Grace looks at a frosty mug of Osse Ale. Grace raises her mug of Osse Ale to Osse and swallows a mouthful! Dae says in Westron: meee Ierod laughs out loud. Tril laughs out loud. Osse says in Westron: Dae next. Grace looks at herself. Grace looks at a frosty mug of Osse Ale. Tril raises his mug of Osse Ale to Osse and swallows a mouthful! Dae coaxes a wolf's head pipe into fragrant, burning life! Evil-smelling smoke curls lazily from Tril's pipe. Grace says in Westron: is this everlasting ale?? Tril extinguishes his pipe, retaining the unburnt weed for another smoke Sanka shakes his head. Grace smiles drunkenly. Osse says in Westron: nope :) Hobbe says in Westron: tril put out the pipe Tril smiles drunkenly. Osse says in Westron: lead us off Dae Kashmirny grins foolishly. Dae puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace says in Westron: dangit lol Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Dae puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Dae puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace smiles drunkenly. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Sanka says in Westron: Unfortanetly not :( Dae puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace says in Westron: how long will it last Dae puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Dae puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace looks at herself. Osse blows a dazzling smoke-ring! whee Osse You go "WHEE!" at Osse. |*|HP:186 EP:85|*| Dae puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Kashmirny says in Westron: go Osse Osse goes "Woo!". Hobbe goes "WHEE!!". Kashmirny oohs excitedly. Gormoth goes "WHEE!!". Tril smiles drunkenly. Ierod cheers in Triumph for Osse. Sanka says in Westron: Like 5 spds Hobbe prods Dae gently. Osse says in Westron: I'm 1 for 8! Dae sighs. Ierod goes "Woo!". Gormoth oohs excitedly. Osse thanks Dae. Osse summons a frosty mug of Osse Ale from the depths of the Great Sea. Sanka says in Westron: Woo for Osse! Kashmirny cheers enthusiastically for Osse. Grace goes "WHEE!!". Dae sniffles. Hobbe says in Westron: me next? Tril laughs out loud. Grace smiles drunkenly. Dae sobs uncontrollably. Osse raises his mug of Osse Ale to Everyone and swallows a mouthful! Grace pats Dae on the back. Sanka grins from ear to ear. Dae shakes his head. Tril smiles drunkenly. Tril says in Westron: thats o.k. i gues Osse says in Westron: I was getting thirsty! Gormoth says in Westron: me me :) Fragrant smoke curls stealthily from Dae's pipe. Lovely, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Osse's ornate pipe. Grace smiles drunkenly. Tril says in Westron: i buzzed Osse smiles drunkenly. Osse says in Westron: Hobbe, then Gormoth 'I wanna go after Dae extinguishes his pipe, retaining the unburnt weed for another smoke You say in Westron: I wanna go after |*|HP:188 EP:87|*| Tril faints dead away. Tril smiles drunkenly. Grace says in Westron: how long will the ale last? Hobbe coaxes a dragonclaw pipe into fragrant, burning life! Kashmirny arcs a more curious eyebrow. Osse says in Westron: even though Hobbe called us Powers dirty names just  the other day. 'me go after Gormoth Hobbe puffs contentedly on his pipe. You say in Westron: me go after Gormoth |*|HP:189 EP:88|*| Grace smiles drunkenly. Hobbe puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Hobbe puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse smiles drunkenly. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril smiles drunkenly. Hobbe puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Hobbe puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Kashmirny says in Westron: I'd like to try as well :) Osse blows a dazzling smoke-ring! whee Osse You go "WHEE!" at Osse. |*|HP:190 EP:89|*| Grace smiles drunkenly. Tilion goes "Woo!". Kashmirny goes "Woo!". Hobbe puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Gormoth goes "WHEE!!". Hobbe acks! Gormoth goes "Woo!". Dae cheers wildly. Tilion says in Westron: Awesome! Hobbe extinguishes his pipe, retaining the unburnt weed for another smoke Kashmirny grins foolishly. -Salana enters. Osse says in Westron: Come-back trail! Osse smiles drunkenly. Osse struts his stuf(tm)! -Salana leaves north. Tril smiles drunkenly. Osse says in Westron: Gormoth, you're next! +E+Sanka runs around the room yelling "IM SOBER, IM SOBER, IM SOBER!" Osse says in Westron: lead us off. Dae says in Westron: at least i wan't the only one to lose Gormoth says in Westron: woo Gormoth coaxes a pipe into fragrant, burning life! Dae snickers insanely. Ierod tickles Kashmirny incessantly. Sanka raises his mug of Osse Ale to Everyone and swallows a mouthful! Osse smiles drunkenly. Gormoth puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Gormoth puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse says in Westron: lead us off. |*|HP:191 EP:90|*| Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Gormoth puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril smiles drunkenly. Osse says in Westron: oops :) Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Gormoth puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace raises her mug of Osse Ale to Everyone and swallows a mouthful! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace looks at herself. Jeffrey frowns in your general direction. Gormoth puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Gormoth puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse smiles drunkenly. Sanka smiles drunkenly. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Lovely, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Osse's ornate pipe. Gormoth puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Gormoth puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril smiles drunkenly. Gormoth puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace smiles drunkenly. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Gormoth puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Gormoth puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace says in Westron: So the ale disapears when i log off? Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Sanka smiles drunkenly. Osse smiles drunkenly. Kashmirny grins foolishly. Gormoth puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Dae looks at Jeffrey. Gormoth puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Gormoth puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! +E+Sanka begins to falll asleep. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Gormoth puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse sticks his tongue out and pants. Osse blows a dazzling smoke-ring! whee Osse You go "WHEE!" at Osse. |*|HP:193 EP:92|*| Sanka smiles drunkenly. Tril smiles drunkenly. Sanka goes "Woo!". Osse grins. Kashmirny goes "Woo!". Grace goes "WHEE!!". Gormoth cries. Grace smiles drunkenly. Gormoth cries. Osse says in Westron: 3 in a row then! Kashmirny claps her hands enthusiastically. Sanka says in Westron: Your on a roll! Ierod looks at Grace. Gormoth cries. Osse smiles drunkenly. Gormoth cries. Gormoth cries. Tril says, "woh!" and takes a step back! Gormoth cries. Hobbe says in Westron: Ok osse stop cheating 'me! You say in Westron: me! |*|HP:194 EP:93|*| Kashmirny cheers wildly. Osse says in Westron: anyone here who hasn't gone yet? Grace looks at Ierod. Ierod looks at a frosty mug of Osse Ale. Osse says in Westron: I never cheat. Sanka smiles drunkenly. rhand Ierod beeps. You raise your hand. |*|HP:194 EP:93|*| Grace smiles drunkenly. 'i wanna go again Kashmirny raises an eyebrow. You say in Westron: i wanna go again |*|HP:194 EP:93|*| Grace says in Westron: i wanna try agian point durad You point at yourself. |*|HP:195 EP:94|*| Dae raises an eyebrow. Osse says in Westron: to cheat would take work. And I don't believe in  such. Grace raises her mug of Osse Ale to Everyone and swallows a mouthful! Grace looks at herself. Kashmirny raises her hand. Grace goes "WHEE!!". Tilion pulls out a frosty mug of Ainur Ale from behind your ear. Osse says in Westron: Kashmirny hasn't gone yet. Grace dances to a tune only she can hear. Grace sways drunkenly. Sanka smiles drunkenly. Osse says in Westron: so Kash, lead us off Grace raises her mug of Osse Ale to Everyone and swallows a mouthful! The mug then melts in her hand! Fragrant smoke curls lazily from Gormoth's pipe. Ierod snickers insanely. Kashmirny coaxes a wolf's head pipe into fragrant, burning life! Tilion raises his mug of Ainur Ale to you and swallows a mouthful! Hobbe says in Westron: Leet me and dae and some other get rematch Gormoth extinguishes his pipe, retaining the unburnt weed for another smoke Tril says in Westron: this is cool Lovely, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Osse's ornate pipe. Grace says in Westron: can i try agian? Grace sways drunkenly. Hobbe says in Westron: one that won dont need to go again Tilion sways drunkenly. Sanka smiles drunkenly. Gormoth bows suavely. Dae says in Westron: yea..second that Grace sways drunkenly. Kashmirny says in Westron: you ready? Osse says in Westron: Kashmirny hasn't gone yet. Sanka says in Westron: Who's turn? :takes Osse's pipe out of his mouth and inspects it. He then boldly says: "His pipe isn't rigged!". You emote: Durad takes Osse's pipe out of his mouth and inspects it. He then boldly says: "His pipe isn't rigged!". |*|HP:197 EP:96|*| Tril says in Westron: after im smoked out and barfing in a alley im  loggins Sanka smiles drunkenly. Tilion sways drunkenly. Osse says in Westron: lead us off Jeffrey says in Westron: Ask me about my wares or read the signs for an idea  of what I have for sale. Grace sways drunkenly. Sanka says in Westron: Oh, Kashmirny Kashmirny puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Kashmirny puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Kashmirny blows a dazzling smoke-ring! whee Kashmirny You go "WHEE!" at Kashmirny. |*|HP:198 EP:97|*| Kashmirny puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Kashmirny puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Hobbe goes "WHEE!!". Kashmirny oohs excitedly. Osse says in Westron: er... Sanka goes "Woo!". Sanka smiles drunkenly. Gormoth goes "WHEE!!". Osse says in Westron: Kashmirny Cliffton smirks in amusement. Tilion smiles drunkenly. Dae smirks in amusement. Gormoth smirks in amusement. 'Ok, my turn!!! You say in Westron: Ok, my turn!!! |*|HP:199 EP:98|*| Grace sways drunkenly. Kashmirny grins foolishly. Osse says in Westron: it's cheating to go more than once in a row. Hobbe says in Westron: Durad you won Gormoth grins darkly, sending chills down your spine. Osse narrows his eyes. Kashmirny curtseys with beauty and grace. Sanka gasps in astonishment! +E+Osse whistles for Shelob. Grace sways drunkenly. Tilion smiles drunkenly. Osse summons a frosty mug of Osse Ale from the depths of the Great Sea. -Salana enters. Sanka sniffs sadly. -Salana leaves north. Dae cowers in fear. Grace says in Westron: my turn? Kashmirny extinguishes her pipe, retaining the unburnt weed for another smoke Osse tosses Kashmirny a mug of Osse Ale! Grace hand raises an eyebrow. Osse grins. Ierod goes Hah! Grace smiles drunkenly. Dae raises an eyebrow. Sanka says in Westron: I really am sober :( Kashmirny thanks Osse. Lovely, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Osse's ornate pipe. Sanka says in Westron: Wait! Osse says in Westron: Ierod, do you want to go? Sanka raises his mug of Osse Ale to Everyone and swallows a mouthful! Dae says in Westron: hey [ Udungul ] Bakal: Time for 'Family Night' at my house. Later guys. Tilion smiles drunkenly. Hobbe says in Westron: ok i want a try Kashmirny says in Westron: Cheers Sanka goes "Woo!". Cliffton says in Westron: I'll let them have a rematch Grace smiles drunkenly. Cliffton says in Westron: Before I try +E+Ierod is a NON-smoker Sanka says in Westron: Woo, Ierod! Sanka sways drunkenly. Grace says in Westron: i want to try agian soon Cliffton says in Westron: No ep anyways Ierod sticks his tongue out at the world. Osse says in Westron: Ah. Cliffton then next. Grace says in Westron: i like this beer ^-^ Tril says in Westron: ME TURN! Grace smiles drunkenly. Tilion smiles drunkenly. Gormoth sticks his tongue out at the world. Alexa tells you: a beautiful sword is now on sale as lot 14, minimum bid 115 gold VGC/Unall It's BE-YOU--TI-FUL! Sanka smiles drunkenly. Cliffton has hp: 230/230 and end: 40/230 Tril pats Ierod on the back. Gormoth sticks his tongue out at Osse. Cliffton says in Westron: Heh, not alot of ep Tilion raises an eyebrow at himself. Tilion smiles drunkenly. Cliffton shrugs. Grace smiles drunkenly. Cliffton says in Westron: I'll try though Cliffton coaxes a pipe into fragrant, burning life! Osse says in Westron: win quickly then :) Sanka smiles drunkenly. Gormoth sings: ooga booga. Laryn tells you: a beautiful silvan longsword is now on sale as lot 32, minimum bid 135 gold fresh Sanka sings: 'Oh Suzanna...' and suddenly stop. Osse says in Westron: lead us off. Laryn tells you: a jeweled dagger is now on sale as lot 33, minimum bid 150 gold FRESH Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tilion smiles drunkenly. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace goes "WHEE!!". Grace smiles drunkenly. Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace dances to a tune only she can hear. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Sanka smiles drunkenly. Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse blows a dazzling smoke-ring! whee Osse You go "WHEE!" at Osse. |*|HP:204 EP:103|*| chant GO Cliffton! Tilion kicks a frosty mug of Ainur Ale to the moon. You start to sway and chant GO Cliffton!, GO Cliffton!, GO Cliffton!! |*|HP:204 EP:103|*| Kashmirny oohs excitedly. Cliffton blahs. Osse beams brightly. Sanka goes "Woo!". bonk osse You bonk Osse on the head. |*|HP:204 EP:103|*| +E+Ierod is just here for the view Dae says in Westron: he's gotta be cheating Tilion smiles drunkenly. Sanka says in Westron: I have to end this. Cliffton removes a sparkling longbow. Cliffton puts a sparkling longbow into an Orc courier pack. Sanka smiles drunkenly. Grace smiles drunkenly. Osse says in Westron: OK, who's the most sober. Sanka? Kashmirny goes, "Aww!". Lovely, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Osse's ornate pipe. Sanka says in Westron: My turn! Hobbe says in Westron: leet me go now Osse? Grace pokes Ierod in the tummy. Kashmirny pats Cliffton on the back. Ierod goes "Woo!". Grace hand raises an eyebrow. Osse says in Westron: now wait a minute. Cliffton says in Westron: I'm the most sober :P Laryn tells you: a short steel sword is now on sale as lot 34, minimum bid 125 gold FRESH Sanka smiles drunkenly. Grace says in Westron: i wnna try Tilion raises an eyebrow. Hobbe says in Westron: i need to win Tril says in Westron: ME TURN!!!! Sanka says in Westron: me! Osse says in Westron: think about it... this is a harmless game. Tilion smiles drunkenly. +E+-> Grace raises her hand Tilion says in Westron: me me me :P Grace smiles drunkenly. Ierod coughs. Laryn tells you: a cat-hide pack is now on sale as lot 35, minimum bid 125 gold meeeeee-ooooooooooooow Osse says in Westron: the osse ales cost me nothing Sweet, mellow smoke curls lazily from Cliffton's pipe. Alexa tells you: a black chainmail shirt is now on sale as lot 15, minimum bid 115 gold Fresh Looming Morgul Chainmail! Dae says in Westron: mem too Grace says in Westron: meeeee Osse says in Westron: why on earth would I waste the time cheating Sanka says in Westron: Is in perfect shape! Sanka smiles drunkenly. Tilion smiles drunkenly. Grace smiles drunkenly. Sanka blushes and says: Oops! Kashmirny grins foolishly. Osse says in Westron: Sanka, please, lead us off Sanka smiles drunkenly. Cliffton extinguishes his pipe, retaining the unburnt weed for another smoke l ale You hold a heavy mug of fine dark ale, brewed up special by Osse himself. The mug seems to be actually made of ice, though it doesn't melt in your hand. An emblem of a mighty wave about to crush a ship is on the side, with Happy Birthday Osse beneath it. On the bottom, in small text, you can read: Based on Fosts's Ainur Ale. |*|HP:207 EP:106|*| Sanka coaxes a pipe into fragrant, burning life! Grace smiles drunkenly. Tril says in Westron: BECAUSE YOUR A GOD! Sanka puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Sanka puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! ^ Boinus: Who lead scoring for Ottawa? Bonk? Sanka smiles drunkenly. Sanka blows a dazzling smoke-ring! whee Sanka Osse says in Westron: doesn't mean I'm a bastard You go "WHEE!" at Sanka. |*|HP:208 EP:107|*| Sanka goes "Woo!". Ierod snickers insanely. Kashmirny goes "Woo!". Dae throws his head back and cackles  MANIACALLY. Osse narrows his eyes at Sanka. Hobbe says in Westron: cheater Ierod goes "WHEE!!". Tril whistles innocently. Osse says in Westron: you went out of turn. Hobbe says in Westron: 2 times in row Sanka smiles drunkenly. Sanka cowers in fear. Osse says in Westron: no ale for you. Lovely, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Osse's ornate pipe. Hobbe laughs out loud at Osse. Tilion says in Westron: can I have a go? :) Tril says in Westron: no of course not Cliffton laughs heartily. Sanka says in Westron: NOO! Dae says in Westron: my trun Ierod laughs out loud. Osse says in Westron: TILION! Grace says in Westron: ey! im sober agian, i want another ale, can i go  agian? =D Tril whistles innocently. Ierod pats Sanka on the back. Sanka says in Westron: I was on the phone and got messed up :( Osse says in Westron: It is definitely your turn. Tilion goes "Woo!". Tilion coaxes a dragonclaw pipe into fragrant, burning life! Osse holds Tilion close. Tilion puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Sanka extinguishes his pipe, retaining the unburnt weed for another smoke Osse says in Westron: he's my special monkey. Hobbe says in Westron: But please peopel leet the one that lost get there  rematch first Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tilion puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tilion goes "Woo!". Tilion puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tilion puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Kashmirny looks at Tilion. Tilion puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tilion puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tilion puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tilion blows a dazzling smoke-ring! whee Tilion You go "WHEE!" at Tilion. |*|HP:211 EP:110|*| -Drogian enters. Hobbe says in Westron: long round Tilion goes "Woo!". Osse acks! Dae goes "Woo!". Gormoth goes "WHEE!!". Kashmirny goes "Woo!". Osse says in Westron: bad monkey! Tril says in Westron: can i go again? Gormoth goes "WHEE!!". Osse gives Tilion a good spanking! Cliffton says in Westron: Me next? Osse summons a frosty mug of Osse Ale from the depths of the Great Sea. Tilion dances to a tune only he can hear. Grace says in Westron: meee Osse tosses Tilion a mug of Osse Ale! Tilion thanks Osse. Tril says in Westron: AHH! Tilion raises his mug of Osse Ale to Osse and swallows a mouthful! Grace says in Westron: i've been begging for a long time lol Ierod laughs out loud. Osse says in Westron: I have no idea who's next. Grace? Dae says in Westron: hey me 'Me me me me me You say in Westron: Me me me me me |*|HP:213 EP:112|*| Grace says in Westron: k Grace says in Westron: k Cliffton shrugs. Grace grins. Osse says in Westron: Grace then Durad Lovely, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Osse's ornate pipe. Tilion smiles drunkenly. Hobbe says in Westron: Grace dident you win allredy? Kashmirny raises her mug of Osse Ale to Osse and swallows a mouthful! Grace coaxes a pipe into fragrant, burning life! i Gold: 4 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A frosty mug of Osse Ale. *An Orc courier pack (worn). *A bloodstained cloak (worn). *A dwarven war shield (worn). *A pair of large, well-oiled boots (worn). *A black steel suit of spiked plate (worn). *A simple sheepskin sheath containing a shadow sword (worn). *A stamped staying-permit. The Tale of Beren and Luthien. *A dark red medallion (worn). *An 'I've been to The 5th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge. A steel ring (worn). *A wolf's head pipe, packed with pipe-weed. A golden necklace, decorated with diamond stones (worn). *Rank insignia. *A commemorative token from the Event2003. An engraved ithildin ring, inlaid with three gems (worn). *Fingondor's ivory horn. *A large, empty clay pipe. *A silver harp. *Arthlor's Ebony War horn. |*|HP:213 EP:112|*| Tril says in Westron: can i go again?!? Grace says in Westron: ready? Evil-smelling smoke rises from Tilion's pipe as if from a dragon's nostrils. Dae says in Westron: only us losers should have another go +E+-> Gormoth next ? Osse says in Westron: yep Cliffton says in Westron: I'm still in losers bracket Tilion smiles drunkenly. Grace puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace blows a dazzling smoke-ring! whee Grace You go "WHEE!" at Grace. |*|HP:214 EP:113|*| Kashmirny smiles drunkenly. Hobbe laughs out loud. Drogian masterfully packs his pipe, preparing it for smoking. Kashmirny goes "Woo!". Sanka goes "Woohoo!". Osse says in Westron: dammit Gormoth goes "WHEE!!". Grace suddenly shimmers and fades away. Osse beams brightly. Sanka pats Osse on the your belly. Ierod beeps. Drogian coaxes a sinister-looking pipe into fragrant, burning life! Hobbe says in Westron: ok i want rematch Tilion smiles drunkenly. Sanka says in Westron: You can have my ale Dae says in Westron: me too Ierod ers. Sanka gives Osse a frosty mug of Osse Ale. Osse says in Westron: Drogian... stay unlit until it's your turn :yanks some of Osse's hair and packs his pipe. Kashmirny smiles drunkenly. You emote: Durad yanks some of Osse's hair and packs his pipe. |*|HP:216 EP:115|*| +E+-> Tril dies of the Humanity! light pipe Ierod says in Westron: what happened to Grace? You see more than one pipe. Using the first of the following: on your person: A wolf's head pipe, packed with pipe-weed on your person: A large, empty clay pipe on the ground : A beautiful, albeit empty pipe You gently coax your wolf's head pipe into fragrant life. |*|HP:216 EP:115|*| Osse says in Westron: Durad, Grace cheated. And she went away. Tilion smiles drunkenly. Osse says in Westron: it's your turn, and don't cheat. -Tilion heads home. Kashmirny smiles drunkenly. Osse smiles slightly. :puffs on Osse's hair. You emote: Durad puffs on Osse's hair. |*|HP:217 EP:116|*| Gormoth says in Westron: me me me :p Ierod says in Westron: Grace is in Eriador at Grey Havens. -Avanelyn enters. blow smoke-ring You blow a fine smoke-ring! |*|HP:217 EP:115|*| Lovely, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Osse's ornate pipe. Ierod hmms. Hobbe says in Westron: grace cheathed? Osse blows a dazzling smoke-ring! -Avanelyn leaves north. bah You smile and say: Bah! |*|HP:218 EP:116|*| Osse goes "Woo!". Cliffton falls down laughing. Tril says in Westron: can i go again?!? Kashmirny smiles drunkenly. Dae hmms. Sanka goes "Woo!". Osse says in Westron: she went 3 times in a row extinguish pipe You let your pipe go out, leaving the unburnt weed in it. |*|HP:218 EP:116|*| Ierod says in Westron: Shelob in Grey Havens too? Cliffton says in Westron: Who all is in loser bracket? Ierod arcs an eyebrow quizzically at Osse. Hobbe says in Westron: Tril you WON leet us loser get rematch Evil-smelling smoke crawls from Drogian's pipe in sinister wisps. Dae starts to sway and chants me, me, me! You take a cautious step back. Osse says in Westron: Shelob is everywhere. Kashmirny smiles drunkenly. Ierod laughs out loud. Gormoth says in Westron: me me me me Sanka says in Westron: I won both, kind of Osse says in Westron: OK I have no idea who was next. Kashmirny smiles drunkenly. Hobbe says in Westron: ME Sanka says in Westron: Me! Gormoth says in Westron: ME ME :) Tril points at Hobbe. Cliffton says in Westron: Let Hobbe Hobbe coaxes a dragonclaw pipe into fragrant, burning life! Sanka says in Westron: I want a just match Tril says in Westron: LOSER! Dae points at himself. Hobbe throws his head back and cackles with glee. Osse says in Westron: How about... Hobbe Sanka says, "Ok!". Hobbe goes "WHEE!" at Osse. Cliffton says in Westron: I want a rematch after Hobbe Osse says in Westron: Did you all know Kashmirny smiles drunkenly. -Morano enters. tell cliffton im logging =P Hobbe says in Westron: im ready osse You tell Cliffton: im logging =P |*|HP:221 EP:119|*| Osse says in Westron: that on Hobbe's advice, I got myself a puppy? tell cliffton im gonna post after You tell Cliffton: im gonna post after |*|HP:221 EP:119|*| -Morano leaves north. Hobbe goes "WHEE!!". Cliffton tells you: heh Hobbe chuckles. Laryn tells you: a serpent sword is now on sale as lot 36, minimum bid 150 gold fresh Hobbe cowers in fear. Lovely, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Osse's ornate pipe. Osse says in Westron: because he seemed to feel that us ainus don't have  puppies so we have to lord over the mortals. Tril says in Westron: cool less chat more smoking! Hobbe puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse says in Westron: so now I have a puppy. Evil-smelling smoke crawls from Drogian's pipe in sinister wisps. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! -Morano enters. Hobbe puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! -Morano leaves north. Hobbe puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Hobbe puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Hobbe puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Hobbe puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril says in Westron: intersting Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Autosave. Hobbe puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! +E+Jeffrey puffs on his pipe. Hobbe puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Ierod coughs. Osse says in Westron: Hobbe's kindof... special Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Hobbe puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Hobbe chuckles. Spicy smoke rises from Hobbe's pipe as if from a dragon's nostrils. Hobbe puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Dae snickers insanely. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Hobbe puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Hobbe puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse blows a dazzling smoke-ring! Osse grins. Hobbe acks! Ierod goes "Woo!". cough Dae cheers wildly. You cough. |*|HP:225 EP:123|*| Gormoth goes "Woo!". Hobbe says in Westron: this is incredibel Osse says in Westron: But we luv him anyway. Hobbe puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Hobbe puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Hobbe puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Hobbe blows a dazzling smoke-ring! Hobbe puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Hobbe puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Hobbe puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Hobbe puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Sanka says in Westron: I'm special too, I need a special glass to hold all  of my special! Gormoth cheers wildly. Hobbe goes "WHEE!!". Ierod teases Hobbe mercilessly. Tril says in Westron: can i go again?!?!?!?after the losers? Hobbe extinguishes his pipe, retaining the unburnt weed for another smoke Osse says in Westron: ooh, a glass full o Cliffton erms. Hobbe says in Westron: dident think i could blow a dazzling Osse says in Westron: special? Evil-smelling smoke crawls from Drogian's pipe in sinister wisps. Lovely, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Osse's ornate pipe. glance |->The Port Royale Smokeshop(n) Drogian Bolger the hobbit Con Artist (Angelic) Cliffton Pathor the dunedain Archer of Dol Amroth (In Love) Tril Tenton the silvan Prowler (Impartial) Gormoth Barad-Nigurath the dunedain Accepted (Villainous) A beautiful, albeit empty pipe Dae the dunedain Mercenary (Heroic) Kashmirny Swansong the silvan Lady of the Woods Sanka the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Heroic) Hobbe Tossan the dwarf Grumpy (Alcoholic) Ierod the eorling Barbarian (Moral) Osse, MCSE, MCSA. A trash can Jeffrey the Smoking Connoisseur |*|HP:226 EP:124|*| Gormoth says in Westron: me me me Osse says in Westron: give me a moment to grab another beer, folks. Kashmirny looks at a frosty mug of Osse Ale. Osse says in Westron: Gormoth next Gormoth says in Westron: yeeh !! Cliffton hehs heh heh. Gormoth coaxes a pipe into fragrant, burning life! Tril says in Westron: damned Hobbe coaxes a dragonclaw pipe into fragrant, burning life! Cliffton shrugs. Hobbe says in Westron: im off Sanka looks at Osse. Hobbe puffs contentedly on his pipe. Tril punches himself in the face, splattering blood everywhere! Hobbe waves sadly. -Hobbe leaves north. Kashmirny arcs a more curious eyebrow. Tril faints dead away. Gormoth says in Westron: go ? Ierod beeps Tril. Dae looks at Osse. Tril raises his mug of Osse Ale to Everyone and swallows a mouthful! Tril beeps Ierod back. Sanka says in Westron: I always wondered, What would happened if a mortal  attacked an Ainu? Ierod goes "Woo!". Osse says in Westron: OK go Gormoth puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Evil-smelling smoke crawls from Drogian's pipe in sinister wisps. Tril smiles drunkenly. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Cliffton says in Westron: You can't Dae says in Westron: hmm interesting Gormoth blows a dazzling smoke-ring! sayto drogian extniguish Cliffton says in Westron: I tried You say to Drogian: extniguish. |*|HP:230 EP:128|*| Sanka ohs interestedly. Gormoth says in Westron: wooooooo Kashmirny oohs excitedly. Lovely, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Osse's ornate pipe. Osse says in Westron: what happens if you attack an ainu? Osse says in Westron: you get in big trouble. sayto drogian extniguish your pipe You say to Drogian: extniguish your pipe. |*|HP:230 EP:128|*| Sanka nods. Osse summons a frosty mug of Osse Ale from the depths of the Great Sea. Sanka ohs interestedly. Tril beeps Ierod a beeping beep beep! Dae says in Westron: hey my turn Tril smiles drunkenly. Kashmirny says in Westron: you die don't you? Osse tosses Gormoth a mug of Osse Ale! Kashmirny snickers insanely. Gormoth goes "Woo!". l kashmnirny You don't see that here. |*|HP:230 EP:129|*| Osse says in Westron: you might die, you might be nuked, depends on my  whim. Tril smiles drunkenly. Tril says in Westron: can i go again?!?!?!? Drogian says in Westron: You can't steal from them, either. It's really too  bad. Sanka says in Westron: How much trouble? Gormoth raises his mug of Osse Ale to Osse and swallows a mouthful! l kashmirny You stand before a slender, yet muscular silvan woman with piercing green eyes and long golden hair. She has fair skin and she gives you a warm smile making you tingle all over. She has faced many battles and stands proudly before you. You see a tattoo of a cyan orchid on her ankle. Kashmirny is a Soldier of the Dunedain of the North. Kashmirny is a Sergeant in the army of Gondor with 0 wins and 0 losses. A fine piece of jewelry catches your eye. She is carrying: A frosty mug of Osse Ale. An old leather baldric containing a sapphire sword (worn). A Dol Amroth pack (open) (worn). A wolf's head pipe, packed with pipe-weed. A silver harp. An engraved mithril ring, inlaid with two elven jewels (worn). A small green medallion (worn). A commemorative token from the Event2003. Rank insignia. An engraved mithril ring, inlaid with three sapphire gems (worn). Mirevil's Precious BiG SiS horn. An empty, sinister-looking black pipe. A small armband worn by those instructed in battlefield first-aid (worn). A small mandolin. An 'I've been to The 5th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge. Beeenz's Special Friendship to Kashmirny harp. Kashmirny's Runed Forest medallion (worn). |*|HP:230 EP:130|*| Sanka ohs interestedly. Cliffton says in Westron: Can I have rematch yet? Fragrant smoke curls lazily from Gormoth's pipe. Kashmirny looks at you. Kashmirny arcs a more curious eyebrow. -Sanka leaves north. -Sanka enters. Osse says in Westron: sure, Cliffton Gormoth sways drunkenly. Tril smiles drunkenly. 'Yea, let sir Cliffy go You say in Westron: Yea, let sir Cliffy go |*|HP:230 EP:131|*| Tril says in Westron: damned Cliffton coaxes a pipe into fragrant, burning life! glance cliffton Cliffton Pathor the dunedain Archer of Dol Amroth (In Love) An emblem on both shoulders embroidered with three stripes indicates the rank of Footman of Dol Amroth. Cliffton is a Captain in the army of Gondor with 20 wins and 1 loss. Cliffton is a Soldier of the Dunedain of the North. Cliffton has the look of a seasoned adventurer. He is carrying: A Rohan helmet (worn). A battered old knife (engulfed in flames). A large suit of piecemail armour (worn). A great Dunlending shield (worn). A bloodstained cloak (worn). An Orc courier pack (worn). A fiddle case (closed). A Haradrim lute. A commemorative token from the Event2002. A long tabard of the Knights of Dol Amroth (worn). A leather archer's quiver (worn). A fiddle case (closed). An 'I've been to The 5th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge. A beautiful packed pipe (burning). Cliffton's Rim-Ainacam Memorial horn. Rank insignia. An 'I've been to The 3rd Two Towers EVENT!!' badge. A small green medallion (worn). A commemorative token from the Event2003. A carved war-horn (worn). A message stone. An old shiny badge (worn). An 'I've been to The 4th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge. |*|HP:230 EP:131|*| Tril whistles innocently. Cliffton hmms while stroking his chin. Evil-smelling smoke crawls from Drogian's pipe in sinister wisps. Tril looks at Osse. Osse says in Westron: Tril next! Cliffton says in Westron: me start? Osse says in Westron: start yes Tril smiles drunkenly. Gormoth smiles drunkenly. Tril says in Westron: YES Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Gormoth says in Westron: off to kill more elvenses :)) my precioueses Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril coaxes a pipe into fragrant, burning life! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Dae says in Westron: he what abt me... Kashmirny smiles softly. -Gormoth leaves north. Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Sanka says in Westron: Then DeCafe! Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Alexa tells you: a chainmail vest is now on sale as lot 16, minimum bid 115 gold Fresh! From MT! None of that cheap Barrow-down chainmail! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Lovely, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Osse's ornate pipe. Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril smiles drunkenly. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! -Grace enters. Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Ierod laughs out loud. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace is back! Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Dae laughs out loud. Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! +E+Sanka begins to nod off. Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Ierod pats Grace on the back. Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Alexa tells you: a rugged canvas pack is now on sale as lot 17, minimum bid 125 gold Got pack? Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Sweet, mellow smoke curls lazily from Cliffton's pipe. Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse sticks his tongue out and pants. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Ierod snickers insanely. Cliffton puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse blows a dazzling smoke-ring! Dae yawns. Ierod goes "Woo!". Drogian laughs out loud. Kashmirny oohs excitedly. Osse says in Westron: whew! Cliffton extinguishes his pipe, retaining the unburnt weed for another smoke Sanka goes "Woo!". Dae cheers wildly. Cliffton yawns. Evil-smelling smoke crawls from Drogian's pipe in sinister wisps. Osse says in Westron: Welcome back Grace. Cliffton shrugs. Osse says in Westron: no more cheating! Grace says in Westron: i didn't mean to cheat lol Kashmirny pats Cliffton on the back. Tril puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse says in Westron: OK Tril next Grace says in Westron: i wasn't here when you said that rule Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Dae says in Westron: hey my turn... +E+-> Drogian is ready. Grace says in Westron: not to go more than once :P Cliffton waves while holding the banner of the Ship and Silver Swan. Tril puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! -Cliffton leaves north. Sanka waves while holding the banner of the Ship and Silver  Swan. Tril puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Lovely, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Osse's ornate pipe. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Evil-smelling smoke curls lazily from Tril's pipe. Tril puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! -Kashmirny leaves north. Tril puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Drogian looks at Osse. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! -From above, Smaug descends with a loud flap of the wings. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril blows a dazzling smoke-ring! Evil-smelling smoke crawls from Drogian's pipe in sinister wisps. Ierod goes "Woo!". Sanka goes "Woo!". Drogian looks at Smaug. Osse says in Westron: bravo :) Dae claps his hands enthusiastically. Tril says in Westron: YES Sanka goes away from the keyboard. Osse summons a frosty mug of Osse Ale from the depths of the Great Sea. Dae says in Westron: meeee Osse tosses Tril a mug of Osse Ale! Tril says in Westron: OH YEAH Osse says in Westron: OK I think Drogian hasn't gone yet. Dae sighs. Drogian puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! +E+-> Tril does the hoola dance! Smaug says in Westron: Drogian, you don't want to steal from me :) Drogian says in Westron: I know. Grace laughs out loud. Osse says in Westron: drogian then Dae Osse blows a dazzling smoke-ring! Osse acks! Tril says in Westron: A wing a shwing Tril says in Westron: A wing a shwing Osse says in Westron: well, that was quick Dae sighs. Tril says in Westron: A wing a shwing Drogian shakes his head. Osse raises his mug of Osse Ale to Everyone and swallows a mouthful! The mug then melts in his hand! Ierod looks at Smaug. Drogian sighs. Osse says in Westron: Dae, you next :) Grace looks at Smaug. Ierod looks at the dragontooth axe. Lovely, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Osse's ornate pipe. Dae coaxes a wolf's head pipe into fragrant, burning life! Osse smiles drunkenly. Dae throws his head back and cackles  MANIACALLY. Evil-smelling smoke curls lazily from Tril's pipe. Osse smiles drunkenly. Dae says in Westron: go ? Tril says in Westron: doopa Drogian says in Westron: Stealing from Ainur doesn't work too well. Osse nods. Evil-smelling smoke crawls from Drogian's pipe in sinister wisps. Ierod looks at a dragon brooch. Tril says in Westron: loopa Tril says in Westron: poopa Grace says in Westron: smaug, can i have one of those griffin thingys you  can fly on? :P Tril says in Westron: scoopa ^ Mithgil: Boosh. Drogian extinguishes his pipe, retaining the unburnt weed for another smoke Osse smiles drunkenly. Grace dances to a tune only she can hear. Osse says in Westron: Dae, please start -Silver starts pouring on your head and you notice Tilion standing next to you. Dae puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Dae blows a dazzling smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Dae throws his head back and cackles  MANIACALLY. Drogian looks at Tilion. Ierod looks at the dragontooth axe. Dae throws his head back and cackles  MANIACALLY. Osse slaps his forehead and says: doh! Dae throws his head back and cackles  MANIACALLY. Osse summons a frosty mug of Osse Ale from the depths of the Great Sea. Grace looks at Tilion. heh Tilion whispers something to Smaug. Dae dances to a tune only he can hear. You heh. |*|HP:230 EP:144|*| Osse tosses Dae a mug of Osse Ale! Osse smiles drunkenly. glance |->The Port Royale Smokeshop(n) Tilion: No one lights their pipe until it's their turn to go!!! -> Smaug roars. (burning) Grace Flame-Spirit the silvan Viper (Impartial) Sanka the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Heroic) Drogian Bolger the hobbit Con Artist (Angelic) Tril Tenton the silvan Prowler (Impartial) A beautiful, albeit empty pipe Dae the dunedain Mercenary (Heroic) Ierod the eorling Barbarian (Moral) Osse, MCSE, MCSA. A trash can Jeffrey the Smoking Connoisseur |*|HP:230 EP:144|*| Smaug snickers at Tilion insanely. Fragrant smoke curls stealthily from Dae's pipe. Dae raises his mug of Osse Ale to Osse and swallows a mouthful! ^ Crusaderr: heh well this is totally screwed l smaug Smaug's bewitching eyes daze and hypnotize you.    (`-.  \ `   /) , '--. \ `  // , ' \/ \ ` `   // ,' ./ /\ \>- ` ,----------.  ( \ ,' .-.-,_ / ,' /\ \ . ` `.  \ \' />--< .) ./ ,' / \ . ` `.  \ ` -{/ \ .) / / / ,' \ ` `-----. \  <\ ) ).:) ./ /,' ,' \ `. /\) `. \  >^, // /..:) / //--' \ `( ) )  | ,'/ /. .:) / (/ \ \ / /  ( |(_ (...::) ( \ .-.\ / ,'  (O| / \:.::) /\ ,' \) / ,'  \|/ /`.:::) ,/ \ / ( /  / /`,.:) ,'/ )/ \ \  ,' ,'.' `:>-._._________,<;' (/ (,'  ,' / | `^-^--^--^-^-^-'  .--------' / | ( .----' |  \ <`. \ |  \ \ `. \ |  \ \ `.`. |  \ \ `.`. |  \ \ `.`. |  \ \ `.`.|  \ \ `.`.  \ \ ,^-'   \ \ |   `.`. |  `.`.|  `._>  A necklace bearing Smaug's tooth hangs from his neck. Sie is carrying: The dragontooth axe. Black Ring of Curuntar. A black obsidian earring. A dragon brooch (worn). Smaug's tooth. |*|HP:230 EP:144|*| Osse says in Westron: Smaug, you up for a go? Tril says in Westron: cool tell smaug is that the unique? You tell Smaug: is that the unique? |*|HP:230 EP:145|*| Tril says in Westron: Go Dae sways drunkenly. Osse smiles drunkenly. ^ Mithgil: Your mom? Lovely, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Osse's ornate pipe. ^ Crusaderr: a long time ago I told the story of the guy I knew who called a  pizza delivery to his house and robbed them Smaug says in Westron: well.. sure. Dae smiles drunkenly. ^ Ellat: hi crusaderr Osse says in Westron: OK, light up dragonboy. +E+Ierod takes cower Smaug says in Westron: I don't smoke though.. bad for my health tell smaug i thought cloning uniques f*cks up the whole uniques daemon You tell Smaug: i thought cloning uniques f*cks up the whole uniques daemon |*|HP:230 EP:146|*| ^ Adaron: whose mom... your mom? Dae raises his mug of Osse Ale to Everyone and swallows a mouthful! ^ Crusaderr: I turned on the tv today and heard about a murder Osse smiles drunkenly. Osse says in Westron: hah. Tril cheers enthusiastically for Smaug. Dae sways drunkenly. Dae raises his mug of Osse Ale to Everyone and swallows a mouthful! ^ Mithgil: Cru's mom. Smaug snorts in amusement. Osse says in Westron: it's good for the mind, bad for the lungs. Evil-smelling smoke curls lazily from Tril's pipe. Osse smiles drunkenly. Dae nearly falls over, staggering about like a drunken sailor. ^ Crusaderr: low and behold the same guy I know who did that was in an orange  jumpsuit on tv ^ Adaron: ah. his mom. Osse says in Westron: Drogian needs a rematch, I think. Ierod hugs Smaug. Tril whispers something to Smaug. Drogian nods. Dae sways drunkenly. Fragrant smoke curls stealthily from Dae's pipe. Osse says in Westron: beat the poor barstage on the first round last time. Osse smiles drunkenly. ^ Adaron: of course... Dae extinguishes his pipe, retaining the unburnt weed for another smoke ^ Alaran chuckles Smaug pulls an ornate and huge, albeit empty briar pipe from his treasure hoard. Drogian coaxes a sinister-looking pipe into fragrant, burning life! Smaug looks at an ornate and huge, albeit empty briar pipe. Drogian puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Smaug says in Westron: weeeeed Drogian blows a dazzling smoke-ring! Dae sways drunkenly. Drogian cheers wildly. Osse acks! Tril says in Westron: cool! Osse summons a frosty mug of Osse Ale from the depths of the Great Sea. Drogian laughs out loud. Osse tosses Drogian a mug of Osse Ale! Dae sways drunkenly. Smaug says in Westron: where's weed? Tril raises his mug of Osse Ale to Osse and swallows a mouthful! Drogian looks at a frosty mug of Osse Ale. Tril raises his mug of Osse Ale to Everyone and swallows a mouthful! Tril raises his mug of Osse Ale to Everyone and swallows a mouthful! Tril raises his mug of Osse Ale to Everyone and swallows a mouthful! The mug then melts in his hand! ^ Crusaderr: apparently they tortured a girl by beating her badly and then he  shot her in the back of the head Lovely, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Osse's ornate pipe. Osse says in Westron: OK then. Time for me and the smaugster to have a go. Tilion looks at the toothpick of death +4. Dae sways drunkenly. Tril says in Westron: NOW Tril breaks into drunken song! Tril says in Westron: NO! Osse gives Smaug a bag of Phil's blend. Dae sways drunkenly. Tril raises his mug of Osse Ale to Everyone and swallows a mouthful! Smaug masterfully packs hir pipe, preparing it for smoking. Tril raises his mug of Osse Ale to Everyone and swallows a mouthful! The mug then melts in his hand! ^ Azbakhar: Not to mention the anal raping. ^ Crusaderr: lesson to be learned : If a man is stupid enough to call a pizza  delivery to his house and rob them, let darwinism takes it's course then  and there Smaug looks at a huge, ornate briar pipe, packed with pipe-weed. Tril says in Westron: damned Tril falls on his drunken ass! Dae raises his mug of Osse Ale to Everyone and swallows a mouthful! The mug then melts in his hand! ^ Adaron: not too cool Dae has left...............north. Evil-smelling smoke curls lazily from Tril's pipe. Evil-smelling smoke crawls from Drogian's pipe in sinister wisps. Tril breaks into drunken song! Smaug says in Westron: are we ready? Ierod cowers in fear. Tril breaks into drunken song! +E+-> Tril falls over drunkidly Osse says in Westron: yes, start off Ierod says in Westron: don't blow to large chunks, please Smaug coaxes a ornate pipe into fragrant, burning life! Drogian looks at the toothpick of death +4. Smaug puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril hiccups. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Jeffrey frowns in your general direction. Smaug puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! ^ Boffo: When I'm Benevolent Dictator of the World, there will be only one  Crime: Stupidity. The Penalty: Death Tril breaks into drunken song! Smaug puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril hiccups drunkly. ^ Paraiko: thanks for the moral analysis, Adaron Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Smaug puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! ^ Crusaderr: if you commit a really stupid crime, you should be killed before  you commit a really nasty crime later Lovely, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Osse's ornate pipe. Osse blows a dazzling smoke-ring! Osse grins. Ierod eeps. Tilion goes Hah! Ierod laughs out loud. Tril says in Westron: WHoa Smaug goes "Woo!" at Osse. Osse says in Westron: take that, wyrmspawn. Grace goes "WHEE!!". heh You heh. |*|HP:230 EP:154|*| glance Grace goes "Woo!". |->The Port Royale Smokeshop(n) Tilion: No one lights their pipe until it's their turn to go!!! -> Smaug roars. (burning) Grace Flame-Spirit the silvan Viper (Impartial) Sanka the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Heroic) Drogian Bolger the hobbit Con Artist (Angelic) Tril Tenton the silvan Prowler (Impartial) A beautiful, albeit empty pipe Ierod the eorling Barbarian (Moral) Osse, MCSE, MCSA. A trash can Jeffrey the Smoking Connoisseur |*|HP:230 EP:154|*| Tril breaks into drunken song! Grace looks at Osse. Tilion says in Westron: Dragon can't blow smoke-rings Smaug pulls a frosty mug of Ainur Ale from his treasure hoard. Osse says in Westron: well then folks. Smaug gives Osse a frosty mug of Ainur Ale. :wants another shot against Osse. You emote: Durad wants another shot against Osse. |*|HP:230 EP:155|*| Smaug pats Osse on the back. Tril says in Westron: ThAtS SoMe GoOd JoE Evil-smelling smoke crawls from Drogian's pipe in sinister wisps. Smaug roars loudly, flames hurling from his mouth! Tril breaks into drunken song! Osse says in Westron: I think that wraps up a nice session. Grace says in Westron: may i try one more time lol Tril faints dead away. ^ Adaron: no prob, just in case anyone needed it - some people aren't big  fans of thinking independently Osse says in Westron: OK Grace, one more go. ^ Crusaderr: hopefully when he sees his shrink he doesn't blame this on me Tril breaks into drunken song! Evil-smelling smoke curls lazily from Tril's pipe. Osse says in Westron: no cheatsing. Jeffrey tickles Osse incessantly. Ierod pets Tril lovingly on the head. Grace coaxes a pipe into fragrant, burning life! 'Can i have 1 after her too? Smaug says in Westron: this is how ya do it :) You say in Westron: Can i have 1 after her too? |*|HP:230 EP:157|*| Smaug snarls intensely, smoke billowing from his nostrils. Lovely, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Smaug's ornate pipe. Tril says in Westron: ME TOO? Osse holds Jeffrey close. ^ Crusaderr: I used to pay him to go perform degrading acts at school all the  time for my own amusement Tril breaks into drunken song! Drogian laughs out loud at you. Grace says in Westron: ready? Tril says in Westron: PlZ? Smaug looks at a huge, ornate briar pipe, packed with pipe-weed. Lovely, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Osse's ornate pipe. Osse says in Westron: yes Grace puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! With a snarl, Smaug breathes fire onto a huge, ornate briar pipe, packed with pipe-weed. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril breaks into drunken song! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Evil-smelling smoke crawls from Drogian's pipe in sinister wisps. Grace puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril breaks into drunken song! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Drogian looks at a frosty mug of Osse Ale. Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril breaks into drunken song! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Grace puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Osse puffs deeply and blows a fine smoke-ring! Tril says in Westron: im drunker than drunk! Grace blows a dazzling smoke-ring! Grace goes "Woo!". Osse grins. Ierod goes "Woo!". Sanka goes "Woo!". Grace grins. Ierod snickers insanely. Tril sways drunkenly. Mild yet spicy smoke curls lazily from Grace's pipe. chant my turn to beat Osse and show him whos better! You start to sway and chant my turn to beat Osse and show him whos better!, my turn to beat Osse and show him whos better!, my turn to beat Osse and show him whos better!! |*|HP:230 EP:161|*| Evil-smelling smoke curls lazily from Tril's pipe. ^ Paraiko used to do the same to others, except he just threatened them with  severe physical harm rather than paying them Osse summons a frosty mug of Osse Ale from the depths of the Great Sea. Osse tosses Grace a mug of Osse Ale! Grace grins. Grace says in Westron: thanks Tril sways drunkenly. Lovely, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Osse's ornate pipe. Osse says in Westron: OK folks Evil-smelling smoke crawls from Drogian's pipe in sinister wisps. -Grace has left...............north. ^ Paraiko was a vicious little kid. scream 1 more time!!! You scream 1 more time!!! |*|HP:230 EP:163|*| ^ Crusaderr: threatening him with severe physical harm would've just got you  murdered :P Osse says in Westron: that's enough puffing and blowing for ole OSse Tril sways drunkenly. aww You go, "Aww!". |*|HP:230 EP:163|*| Ierod laughs out loud. +E+Jeffrey blows a fine smoke-ring. Sanka says in Westron: Noo! Tril says in Westron: rats Sanka sniffs sadly. Tril sways drunkenly. Ierod sings: ho eyo he hum. Sanka looks at Jeffrey. ^ Crusaderr: I doubt it would be hard for the cops to figure out it was him ^ Paraiko: Yeah, but suburban Wisconsin kids aren't that dangerous +E+-> Drogian thanks Osse. +E+-> Tril barfs from over doseage! Ierod looks at Tilion. Tril sways drunkenly. Sanka says in Westron: Yea, Thanks Osse! ^ Crusaderr: the bastard had a size 16 shoe in 8th grade, think about the foot  print evidence Ierod says "Heya!" to Tilion. Osse says in Westron: take care folks :) thank osse +E+-> Tril pass out You thank Osse. |*|HP:230 EP:165|*| Sanka waves while holding the banner of the Ship and Silver  Swan. Tril sways drunkenly. Tril thanks Osse. Drogian bows suavely. Tril laughs. light pipe You see more than one pipe. Using the first of the following: on your person: A wolf's head pipe, packed with pipe-weed on your person: A large, empty clay pipe on the ground : A beautiful, albeit empty pipe You gently coax your wolf's head pipe into fragrant life. |*|HP:230 EP:166|*| Evil-smelling smoke crawls from Drogian's pipe in sinister wisps. Sanka says in Westron: Take it eay, guys! Tril sways drunkenly. Osse thanks everyone who participated in the smokering contest Evil-smelling smoke curls lazily from Tril's pipe. Tilion nods to Smaug with an 'ah' of comprehension. blow smokering Lovely, fragrant smoke billows majestically from Osse's ornate pipe. You blow a fine smoke-ring! |*|HP:230 EP:165|*| Osse winks a naughty little wink. -Osse returns to the depths of his watery home. Ierod looks at a cascading blue-fire ring. ^ Erwin: Smokering contest? Tril sways drunkenly. Tril says in Westron: I dEm Be DrUnK -Drogian has left...............north. Tril laughs out loud. Smaug says in Westron: So anyone for a visit with Shelob? Sanka looks at himself. Smaug winks with wide eyes. Tril sways drunkenly. Tilion says in Westron: Me me! Tril says in Westron: ME And so ends the party!