Im on for a happy lil stroll in Mordor, what a lag bubble hits... uh oh...
Lag O Mania, by Durad. |*|HP:230 EP:128|*| |->A small temple(e) An Easterling Priest |*|HP:230 EP:128|*| Do: Commands completed. |*|HP:230 EP:128|*| request healing e d w l scarface The priest says: I can heal you no more, child. |*|HP:230 EP:127|*| |->Narchost Stairs Level Two(w, e, d and u) An easterling archer is near a window |*|HP:230 EP:127|*| |->Narchost Stairs Level One(w, e, d and u) An easterling archer is near a window |*|HP:230 EP:127|*| ^ Trempk: bah, nobody can take a joke anymore ^ Draugluin gets enough questions without that. |->The kitchen of Narchost(w and e) Scarface, the Narchost cook A cooking slave [2] |*|HP:230 EP:126|*| glance Spicy smoke curls stealthily from your pipe. This has got to be the ugliest easterling you have ever seen. His face is so scarred it looks like he may have one time gotten a little too close to some boiling oil. What he lacks in looks, he more than makes up for in brawn... those arms are rather large. He seems to like jewelry... maybe it's to distract from his hideous face. He is carrying: An emerald ring (worn). A jewel encrusted necklace (worn). A meat fork (wielded). |*|HP:230 EP:125|*| ^ Jasumin: tell draugluin Questions? Like what? ^ Syther: hows er comin along? e d d d Spicy smoke curls lazily from your pipe. Scarface says in Orcish: You just orntgrunt' get good slaves anymore ! Laryn tells you: a beautiful longsword of elven make is now on sale as lot 46, minimum bid 150 gold fresh :) -Azbakhar enters. -Calenril enters. -Italacus enters. =LAW CRAP=In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported. =LAW CRAP=Calenril smashes his forehead into your nose. =LAW CRAP=In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported. =LAW CRAP=Without warning, Italacus stabs you from behind! $ I have been backstabbed by $HIR$Italacus $0$with HP:$HIR$230 $0$EP:$HIR$125$0$ In the room: $HIR$The kitchen of Narchost(w and e)$0$! wimpy off focus dodge 2light crystal travelto resume quickly You are too busy to make an attack! Italacus stabs you in the abdomen. =LAW CRAP=In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported. =LAW CRAP=Without warning, Azbakhar stabs you from behind! $ I have been backstabbed by $HIR$Azbakhar $0$with HP:$HIR$230 $0$EP:$HIR$125$0$ In the room: $HIR$The kitchen of Narchost(w and e)$0$! wimpy off focus dodge 2light crystal travelto resume quickly You notice Italacus sizing you up. You are too busy to make an attack! You dodge Azbakhar's attack with some skill. Calenril cleaves you, leaving a deep gash. Italacus wreaks havoc on you with many devastating blows. You notice Italacus sizing you up. You notice Azbakhar sizing you up. Italacus shields Azbakhar, and you graze Italacus. You prick Azbakhar with a tentative motion. You scream in pain as Azbakhar slices flesh without mercy. Calenril barely misses you. Italacus slices you cleanly. ^ Osse: Misquoting powers is not good, eh? ^ Jasumin: whoops You notice Italacus sizing you up. Italacus shields Azbakhar, and you graze Italacus. You prick Azbakhar with a tentative motion. You dodge Azbakhar's attack with some skill. Calenril barely misses you. Italacus misses you. =LAW CRAP=Calenril smashes his forehead into your nose. =LAW CRAP=You chuckle as Italacus feebly attempts to headbutt you. =LAW CRAP=You chuckle as Italacus feebly attempts to headbutt you. You notice Azbakhar sizing you up. bah Calenril shields Italacus, and you hit Calenril very hard. You hack a large gash into Italacus's body. You dodge Azbakhar's attack with some skill. Italacus stabs you in the abdomen. u You notice Italacus sizing you up. u Calenril shields Italacus, and you hit Calenril very hard. You hack a large gash into Italacus's body. Azbakhar stabs you viciously. Calenril barely misses you. Italacus misses you. Italacus looks at you. glance Calenril tells you: run! lag lag lag lag You swing the shadow sword wildly above Italacus. Azbakhar misses you by mere inches. Calenril barely misses you. Italacus misses you. lag lag Calenril shields Italacus, and you inflict massive damage to Calenril. You hack a large gash into Italacus's body. You dodge Azbakhar's attack with some skill. Calenril barely misses you. Italacus hits you with the flat of the blade. =LAW CRAP=Calenril smashes his forehead into your nose. Italacus chats with his party. Azbakhar shields Calenril, and you graze Azbakhar. You prick Calenril with a tentative motion. You're savagely mutilated by Azbakhar's razor-sharp blade! Italacus misses you. ^ Jasumin: It's usually not a good idea, I'd think :P do get jerky from pack, eat jerky, put jerky into pack do get jerky from pack, eat jerky, put jerky into pack Italacus chats with his party. You notice Azbakhar sizing you up. do get jerky from pack, eat jerky, put jerky into pack do get jerky from pack, eat jerky, put jerky into pack do get jerky from pack, eat jerky, put jerky into pack You swing the shadow sword wildly above Calenril. Azbakhar thrusts the blade deep into you, cutting to the bone! Italacus misses you. Scarface says in Orcish: You just orntgrunt' get good slaves anymore ! A cloud of black lightning runs off the shadow sword and destroys Calenril! You swing the shadow sword wildly above Calenril. You beg for mercy as Azbakhar lands a near-fatal blow. Calenril barely misses you. Italacus stabs you in the abdomen. Calenril opens the west door. -Calenril leaves west. The west door swings shut. ^ Osse: Misquoting me you could probably get away with. You are bleeding to death. =LAW CRAP=Azbakhar puts you out of your misery. You falter and suddenly go numb as the cold, crimson steel is buried deep into your body. Through the blood and gore you hear your own voice scream out in muted frustration before you fall. The blade shines in an evil crimson light as it claims another victim. You have died. =LAW CRAP=In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported. As you remove the shadow sword, the magic fades. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. Someone gets some gold coins from Corpse of Durad. Someone gets a simple sheepskin sheath from Corpse of Durad into an Orc courier pack. Someone gets a pair of large, well-oiled boots from Corpse of Durad into an Orc courier pack. Someone gets a dwarven war shield from Corpse of Durad. What? HP:0 EP:0> Narchost Stairs Level One(w, e, d and u) An easterling archer is near a window HP:0 EP:0> A Large Corridor(w, n, d, s and u) HP:0 EP:0> Narchost cellar(w, e and u) An orc prison guard An orc prison guard HP:0 EP:0> You can't go that way! HP:0 EP:0> What? HP:0 EP:0> What? HP:0 EP:0> What? HP:0 EP:0> Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> What? HP:0 EP:0> What? HP:0 EP:0> Do: Commands completed. HP:0 EP:0> What? HP:0 EP:0> What? HP:0 EP:0> What? HP:0 EP:0> What? HP:0 EP:0> Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> What? HP:0 EP:0> What? HP:0 EP:0> Do: Commands completed. HP:0 EP:0> What? HP:0 EP:0> You smile and say: Bah! HP:0 EP:0> A Large Corridor(w, n, d, s and u) HP:0 EP:0> Narchost Stairs Level One(w, e, d and u) An easterling archer is near a window HP:0 EP:0> What? HP:0 EP:0> You wave your arms over your head in slow motion groaning "l a a g!". HP:0 EP:0> You wave your arms over your head in slow motion groaning "l a a g!". HP:0 EP:0> You wave your arms over your head in slow motion groaning "l a a g!". HP:0 EP:0> You wave your arms over your head in slow motion groaning "l a a g!". HP:0 EP:0> You wave your arms over your head in slow motion groaning "l a a g!". HP:0 EP:0> You wave your arms over your head in slow motion groaning "l a a g!". HP:0 EP:0> Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> Your ghostly hands cannot possibly pick anything up. HP:0 EP:0> What? HP:0 EP:0> What? HP:0 EP:0> Do: Commands completed. HP:0 EP:0> Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> Your ghostly hands cannot possibly pick anything up. HP:0 EP:0> What? HP:0 EP:0> What? HP:0 EP:0> Do: Commands completed. HP:0 EP:0> Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> Your ghostly hands cannot possibly pick anything up. HP:0 EP:0> What? HP:0 EP:0> What? HP:0 EP:0> Do: Commands completed. HP:0 EP:0> Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> Your ghostly hands cannot possibly pick anything up. HP:0 EP:0> What? HP:0 EP:0> What? HP:0 EP:0> Do: Commands completed. HP:0 EP:0> Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> Your ghostly hands cannot possibly pick anything up. HP:0 EP:0> What? HP:0 EP:0> What? HP:0 EP:0> Do: Commands completed. HP:0 EP:0> Someone enters. Someone tries to headbutt a ghost and flops onto the ground. 'fuckin lag You say in Westron: fuckin lag HP:0 EP:0> Someone tries to headbutt a ghost and flops onto the ground. lag You wave your arms over your head in slow motion groaning "l a a g!". HP:0 EP:0> Someone tries to headbutt a ghost and flops onto the ground. Someone says in Westron: doh Someone sighs deeply, bearlike shoulders slumping. Someone leaves west. *NOTE*Lag goes away after I die.