You will no longer attack Any motherfucker who happens to look at you wrong on sight.



fart
You let loose a noisome stench!
HP:230 EP:82
l
    The battered walls of Minas Tirith stand boldly. The proud city is in
dire circumstances as the forces of Mordor push their way deeper inside.
Her mighty gates lie broken and splintered, while the fires burn unchecked
throughout the first level causing the delicate white tower to look grey
and hazy.
The South Road continues south.
The walls of Minas Tirith stand southwest and northwest.
The Great West Road continues north.
-> A deathly black cloud grips the world around you.<- 
    The only obvious exits are south, north, east and enter.
 Fuingul the sindar Sorcerer {Destructive}
 Teclis Esulcer the dunedain Ring Leader (Angelic)
 Jeovan the dunedain Battlemage (Heroic)
 An oak leaf, creased from use
 A signpost
 A hitching post



You tell Nyssa: I'm growing impatient
Nyssa tells you: sorry i'm loose


****Theodrek's client triggers give the berserk feature a little more potency****
You start hearing those voices again.
You let out a blood-curdling scream!
You miss Mithgil. ~-.-~  Damnit!  Damnit!!  DAMNIT!!  ~-.-~ 
You miss Mithgil. ~-.-~  Damnit!  Damnit!!  DAMNIT!!  ~-.-~ 
You miss Mithgil. ~-.-~  Damnit!  Damnit!!  DAMNIT!!  ~-.-~ 
You miss Mithgil. ~-.-~  Damnit!  Damnit!!  DAMNIT!!  ~-.-~ 
You miss Mithgil. ~-.-~  Damnit!  Damnit!!  DAMNIT!!  ~-.-~ 
You miss Mithgil. ~-.-~  Damnit!  Damnit!!  DAMNIT!!  ~-.-~ 
You miss Mithgil. ~-.-~  Damnit!  Damnit!!  DAMNIT!!  ~-.-~ 
You miss Mithgil. ~-.-~  Damnit!  Damnit!!  DAMNIT!!  ~-.-~ 


You run west.
A thick clearing  
 Menelya the sindar Apprentice (Moral)
 Bolion Anwamane the dwarf Battle Lord (Angelic)
You miss Elf storyteller.
-> Menelya reaches down eagerly to touch you



backstab citizen
You sneak up and stab Citizen from behind!
HP:180 EP:130> You scratch Citizen.
Citizen falls to the ground.
Citizen is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
kill
You decide to put Citizen out of his misery.
HP:180 EP:130> The runes on the Fang glow brightly as you tower over 
your
vanquished foe.  Facing imminent death, they cower in fear
before your greatness!
You killed Citizen.
Citizen has died.
Triggered!  doing: get all from corpse
some gold coins : Ok.


^ Fimbu: Maybe we should start a band "JESUS DEATH JAM"
HP:230 EP:112| Beornen tells you: r u trying to be funny?
You tell Beornen: No, I really like the idea
HP:230 EP:114| Beornen tells you: o ok



^ Beornen: OK...................anyone like christin SCREAMO?
^ Praetextus: YES
%% ^ Remember Beornen. We are not laughing at you. We're laughing WITH you.
^ Fimbu: Remember Beornen. We are not laughing at you. We're laughing WITH
     you.
HP:230 EP:111| ^ Alsander: Is screamo the name of the band? Or is it another subset of shite,
     a la Nu-Metal?
^ Redival: I just find it intrinsically annoying to catagorize music by
     religion and try to package it that way
^ Beornen: its emo mixed with HARD-CORE
^ Deirdre: You crazy kids and your racket!
^ Alsander: Do you really have to capitalise hard-core all the time? Or are
     you trying to prove you are yourself?
^ Praetextus: yeah, what's the deal with that?
^ Beornen: LOLOLOLOLOLOL           yes i do
^ Varazon: HARD-CORE should be typed this way man
^ Arthlor bought Silmarilion and Unfinished Tales tonight. I have read them
     both, but decided I needed a copy of each for reference, and rereading.
^ Varazon: fdl
^ Redival: He's enthusiastic about hardcore guys, give him a break :P
^ Caber: I GIVE NO BREAKS
^ Mithgil: In other words it's music for people who think rock and roll is
     cool but don't want to hang out with the 'bad crowd'
^ Redival agrees with Arthlor wholeheartedly
%% ^ That's a good idea Arthlor.
^ Fimbu: That's a good idea Arthlor.
HP:230 EP:113| ^ Redival: I have two of the Silm for some reason
%% tell caber This guy is a moron :P
You tell Caber: This guy is a moron :P
HP:230 EP:113| ^ Beornen: can i have the unfinished tales? i lost mine
%% tell caber rotfl
You tell Caber: rotfl
HP:230 EP:114| ^ Beornen: ME!
^ Thessaly tells Arthlor about the boxed set of History of Middle Earth she
     saw in Bordors today.
Caber tells you: hehehehe
^ Arthlor: You can buy it at Barnes and Noble in soft cover for $7
%% tell caber hahahahah
You tell Caber: hahahahah
HP:230 EP:115| ^ Redival: OOH! Borders is my new favorite place
^ Alsander: not HARD-COVER!?
^ Someone LAUGHS
%% ^ BAHAHA
^ Fimbu: BAHAHA



^ Fimbu: I am the chicken whose hutch is on top of the Golden Gate Bridge
     supports - The farmers want my eggs, but they fear a plummet of doom.
^ Redival: ok, the chicken symbolizes homosexuality. The hutch is the cage
     that society has built around gays and the golden gate bridge is a symbol
     of art triumphing over the mundan.
^ Redival: The farmers are the mundane everyday people who fear to let their
     minds climb art's highest peaks because of the possibility of a plummet
     into the depths of their own subconscious
^ Fimbu: No no
^ Redival: darn
^ Fimbu: I gave you the whole metaphor
^ Fimbu: That's the relation between me and the chicken.
^ Fimbu: The farmers want our eggs, but they fear a plummet of doom.
^ Redival: Oh
^ Redival: Mine was cooler
^ Fimbu: But completely unrealistic.



HP:218 EP:220| %% l chair
    This is an old wooden chair which looks quite used. Somebody has been
carving little drawings in the arm. A small pillow has been placed on
the chair and it looks like Intulor is having a good time sitting in it.
HP:218 EP:220| %% l chair 2
    This is an old wooden chair which looks quite used. Somebody has been
carving little drawings in the arm. A small pillow has been placed on
the chair and it looks like Intulor is having a good time sitting in it.


%% ' rhos, then thrands.
You say in Westron: rhos, then thrands.
HP:230 EP:42| Jonny enters.
Jonny leaves west.
Etoile thanks you.
%% ' This is Rivendell.
You say in Westron: This is Rivendell.
HP:230 EP:42| %% wink
You wink.
HP:230 EP:42| Etoile leaves north.
Kage says in Westron: want a rattlesnake pelt free?????
Fiea enters.
Dwunkin enters.
Morphius enters.
Fiea leaves west.
Morphius leaves east.
Dwunkin leaves west.
Kage says in Westron: want a rattlesnake pelt free
Alexa tells you: a sailor's cutlass is now on sale as lot 403, minimum bid 175
     gold exc rep. unsharpened
%% ' Sure
You say in Westron: Sure
HP:230 EP:45| %% l
    You are standing before a giant house with a large porch, that
wraps around the front. This is the home of Elrond and the many elves
who live in the valley of Rivendell. It is surrounded by beautiful 
gardens, and you can smell the scent of flowers around you. 
The path continues west.
The Last Homely House is to the east.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are north, northwest, west, southeast, east,
southwest, south and northeast.
 Alastes the dunlending Legionnaire (Impartial)
 Kage the silvan Hiker (Impartial)
 A wooden sword [2]
 A signpost
 A hitching post
HP:230 EP:45|
^ Etoile: Manni told you: crap, i cant find the SoBr camp to get you back
     now :)
Kage says in Westron: want a rattlesnake pelt for free????
Alastes leaves north.
Morphius enters.
HP:230 EP:46| Morphius leaves west.
%% ' Sure, Kage
You say in Westron: Sure, Kage
HP:230 EP:46| %% ' Give me the pelt.
You say in Westron: Give me the pelt.
HP:230 EP:46| 
Kage leaves south.



[ Daen Hecil ] *****: rap it?
[ Daen Hecil ] Sluggo: delvar in south ethering now
[ Daen Hecil ] *****: you should go to bed :p
[ Daen Hecil ] Jonny: yeah. use it a lot :P
^ Waste p
%% $ That's call 
[ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: That's called
HP:230 EP:184| [ Daen Hecil ] *****: you mean rapE it? :p
[ Daen Hecil ] Jonny: haha. ***** is being jealous :P
%% ^ RAPE
^ Fimbu: RAPE
HP:230 EP:180| %% ^ miscomm
^ Fimbu: miscomm


Note  12  Caber        (Sun Apr 13 2003)  VERY IMPORTANT
%% Logging started to file c:\dowload\gooseman06\logs\newfile.txt
Without warning, A GIANT PENIS stabs you from behind!
HP:171 EP:46| Do: starting commands.
HP:171 EP:46| You don't feel like a wimp anymore.
HP:171 EP:46| [ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: I have just been backstabbed by A GIANT PENIS!
HP:171 EP:43| Variable updated: TITLE
HP:171 EP:43| Do: Commands completed.
^ Intulor: haha
^ Arthlor: Ardan Association for ReallyOld People.
^ Intulor: miscomm :p
[ Daen Hecil ] Jonny: haha
%% $ hahahahaha
[ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: hahahahaha
HP:178 EP:47| [ Daen Hecil ] Connor: hahahaha



[ Daen Hecil ] Connor: fimbu, pick ladies room door
***Perverted bastard


Armada tells you: a rimsilval sandwich: 18 gold, a rimsilval bar: 10k, the
     rimsilval armoury: 200k, the sight of ronin having a fit on the rimsilval
     board: priceless.  There are some things money can't buy.  For everything
     else, there is Monkeycard.



HP:204 EP:153> A Twisting Tunnel(s and nw)
 A Senile Healer
 Corpse of Senile Healer



The First Hall(n, w, se, sw, e, ne, s and nw)
 A slender orc scout
HP:216 EP:42> You suddenly feel very evil and mangle Orc into a bloody 
piece of gore!
*Orc leaves southwest.
*Orc enters.
Orc misses you.
You slice Orc causing a chunk of flesh to hit you in the face.
*Orc leaves southwest.
*Orc enters.
Orc misses you.
You slice Orc causing a chunk of flesh to hit you in the face.
Orc falls to the ground.
Orc is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!



^ Seredric: whee!
^ Seredric: HP:-842 EP:0 You have died.
^ Grady: That sometimes does it


HP:230 EP:26| ^ Galuf:  Fill in the blank: "Your _____ is swallowed by the crack!"
^ Alsander: penis
^ Fofester: weapon
^ Jaier: swordx
^ Grady: sword
^ Smeg: ring
^ Ghoru: hahaha
^ Yoshi: dagger
^ Smeg: fdl



^ Sneaky: its funny how everyone has the maturity of a 8 yr old
^ Smeg: SHUT UP ASS
^ Fimbu: hahaha... sex
^ Fimbu: hahaha
^ Smeg: GOD WHAT ARE
^ Smeg: lol
^ Smeg: fimbu said sex
^ Fimbu: rotfl
^ Smeg: fdl
^ Fofester: Smeg, come get your damn beer
^ Smeg: rotflmafao
^ Fimbu: Hey fofe
^ Fimbu: Say sex :P
^ Fofester: Sex
^ Fimbu: HAHAHAHA