I never really liked Boffo and thought he was really annoying. So I decided to see if I could solo him.
cu boffo Boffo enters. You start casting lightning. <HP:215 EP:104> Boffo leaves tunnel. The air charges with electricity! The air charges with electricity! tunnel The air charges with electricity! Your spell is aborted! An old armoury(n and tunnel) Boffo Herbsmith the hobbit Knight (Heroic) A huge orc stands here, muttering things to himself. <HP:216 EP:96> k Wait a minute, you're still busy! <HP:216 EP:96> Boffo slices you with vicious intensity! You are too busy to make an attack! Huge orc is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! sh Boffo leaves tunnel. Boffo misses you. You miss Huge orc.........................(Miss) Huge orc is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Huge orc is in critical condition, very close to death. <HP:200 EP:96> eek eek eek You eek. <HP:200 EP:96> You eek. <HP:200 EP:96> You eek. <HP:200 EP:96> Boffo enters. You miss Boffo.........................(Miss) Huge orc is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Boffo leaves tunnel. Boffo misses you. You miss Huge orc.........................(Miss) Huge orc has died. bandage orc aip I don't see orc here. <HP:200 EP:96> a a brutal-looking dwarven axe : Ok. a golden ring with a red ruby attached : Ok. a rusted key : Ok. <HP:200 EP:96> There is nothing in the corpse to get. <HP:200 EP:96> sh k Usage: shape <target> <HP:200 EP:96> Kill what? <HP:200 EP:96> tunnel A small secret chamber(tunnel) Boffo Herbsmith the hobbit Knight (Heroic) <HP:201 EP:97> k Wait a minute, you're still busy! <HP:201 EP:97> k Boffo leaves tunnel. Boffo misses you. sh Kill what? <HP:201 EP:97> Usage: shape <target> <HP:201 EP:97> Boffo enters. You miss Boffo.........................(Miss) sh Boffo is near death. NEAR DEATH! NEAR DEATH! NEAR DEATH! <HP:201 EP:97> sh k Boffo is near death. NEAR DEATH! NEAR DEATH! NEAR DEATH! <HP:201 EP:97> wield sword from baldric You attack Boffo. <HP:201 EP:97> Boffo leaves tunnel. Boffo misses you. There is no sword in your baldric. <HP:201 EP:97> Boffo enters. k You attack Boffo. <HP:201 EP:97> You crack Boffo's head with the flat of the blade! sh Boffo is near death. NEAR DEATH! NEAR DEATH! NEAR DEATH! <HP:201 EP:97> Boffo leaves tunnel. Boffo misses you. Boffo enters. You miss Boffo.........................(Miss) Boffo leaves tunnel. An annoying pain flares in your knee! tunnel An old armoury(n and tunnel) Boffo Herbsmith the hobbit Knight (Heroic) Corpse of Huge orc <HP:202 EP:98> Boffo misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! sh k Boffo is near death. NEAR DEATH! NEAR DEATH! NEAR DEATH! <HP:202 EP:98> You attack Boffo. <HP:202 EP:98> Boffo leaves tunnel. Boffo rips you like a dragon shredding its prey. sh Usage: shape <target> <HP:191 EP:98> tunnel k A small secret chamber(tunnel) Boffo Herbsmith the hobbit Knight (Heroic) <HP:191 EP:98> Wait a minute, you're still busy! <HP:191 EP:98> k Wait a minute, you're still busy! <HP:191 EP:98> tunnel Boffo leaves tunnel. Boffo misses you. An old armoury(n and tunnel) Boffo Herbsmith the hobbit Knight (Heroic) Corpse of Huge orc <HP:191 EP:98> k Wait a minute, you're still busy! <HP:191 EP:98> k Boffo leaves tunnel. Boffo carves you up effortlessly. tunnel Kill what? <HP:184 EP:98> A small secret chamber(tunnel) Boffo Herbsmith the hobbit Knight (Heroic) <HP:184 EP:98> k Wait a minute, you're still busy! <HP:184 EP:98> Boffo leaves tunnel. Boffo rips you like a dragon shredding its prey. tunnel An old armoury(n and tunnel) Boffo Herbsmith the hobbit Knight (Heroic) Corpse of Huge orc <HP:174 EP:98> k Boffo leaves tunnel. Boffo misses you. Kill what? <HP:175 EP:99> tunnel A small secret chamber(tunnel) Boffo Herbsmith the hobbit Knight (Heroic) <HP:175 EP:99> Boffo leaves tunnel. tunnel tunnel An old armoury(n and tunnel) Boffo Herbsmith the hobbit Knight (Heroic) Corpse of Huge orc <HP:175 EP:99> A small secret chamber(tunnel) <HP:175 EP:99> k Boffo enters. Wait a minute, you're still busy! <HP:175 EP:99> Boffo leaves tunnel. Boffo misses you. Boffo enters. You miss Boffo.........................(Miss) sh Boffo is near death. NEAR DEATH! NEAR DEATH! NEAR DEATH! <HP:175 EP:99> Boffo leaves tunnel. Boffo misses you. throw shield at boffo You don't see that here! <HP:175 EP:99> Boffo enters. get shield You miss Boffo.........................(Miss) There is no shield here to get. <HP:175 EP:99> throw shield at boffo Boffo leaves tunnel. You don't see that here! <HP:175 EP:99> throw shield at boffo An annoying pain flares in your knee! You don't see that here! <HP:175 EP:99> throw shield at boffo You don't see that here! <HP:175 EP:99> tunnel An old armoury(n and tunnel) Boffo Herbsmith the hobbit Knight (Heroic) Corpse of Huge orc <HP:175 EP:99> throw shield at boffo You are too busy to throw anything right now. <HP:175 EP:99> Boffo leaves tunnel. throw shield at boffo You don't see that here! <HP:176 EP:100> tunnel tunnel A small secret chamber(tunnel) Boffo Herbsmith the hobbit Knight (Heroic) throw shield at boffo <HP:176 EP:100> An old armoury(n and tunnel) Corpse of Huge orc <HP:176 EP:100> You are too busy to throw anything right now. <HP:176 EP:100> Boffo enters. throw shield at boffo You are too busy to throw anything right now. <HP:176 EP:100> throw shield at boffo Boffo misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! You remove a dwarven war shield. You throw a dwarven war shield at Boffo, almost cracking a bone! <HP:176 EP:91> Boffo leaves tunnel. An annoying pain flares in your knee! get shield Your hands are full! Failed. <HP:176 EP:91> wear shield Your hands are full! It must be in your hands first! <HP:176 EP:91> put sword into baldric You remove a sailor's cutlass. Ok. <HP:176 EP:91> get shield Ok. <HP:176 EP:91> wear shield You wear a dwarven war shield. <HP:176 EP:91> tunnel A small secret chamber(tunnel) Boffo Herbsmith the hobbit Knight (Heroic) [unconscious] <HP:176 EP:91> get shield There is no shield here to get. <HP:176 EP:91> Boffo is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Boffo is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! k You decide to put Boffo out of his misery. <HP:176 EP:91> tell crios legend boffo You killed Boffo. Boffo has died. You tell Crios: legend boffo