I found this amusing.
Outside Rhosgobel(w, se, n, sw, e, cave and s) A swift hawk A signpost HP:112 EP:93 l hawk A swift hawk, messenger of Radagast. This is one of the many hawks which the Lord of the Eagles, Gwaihir, has put in the service of the brown wizard. With these messengers Radagast is kept very well-informed of the happenings in middle earth. Once the hawk arrives at your location, you may use it to send messages in the following manner: write <message> - write a message to give to the hawk deliver <player> - send the hawk to deliver the message to the player default is the person who sent it. The hawk is currently carrying the following message: Radagast, please help the ranger's daughter! -Gwaihir HP:112 EP:93 write boo You write a message and give it to the hawk. HP:112 EP:93 Bloodrain enters. deliver andero You send the hawk off in search of Andero. HP:112 EP:93 The hawk rises into the air. Bloodrain leaves north. The hawk flies away and is gone. tt rivendell Travelto: Journey begun! Press return or type any command to stop. HP:112 EP:93 The Old Forest Road(w, n, sw, e, ne and s) HP:112 EP:93 The Old Forest Road(w, n, e, ne and s) HP:112 EP:93 The Old Forest Road(w, n, e and s) HP:112 EP:93 The Old Forest Road(w, n, e and s) HP:112 EP:93 The Old Ford(w and e) HP:112 EP:93 The Old Forest Road(w, n, e and s) HP:112 EP:93 The Old Forest Road(w, n, e and s) HP:112 EP:93 The Old Forest Road(w, n, e and s) HP:112 EP:93 The Old Forest Road(w, n, e and s) HP:112 EP:93 The Old Forest Road(w, n, e and s) HP:112 EP:93 The Old Forest Road(w, n, e and s) HP:112 EP:93 The Old Forest Road(w, n, e, s and nw) HP:112 EP:93 The Old Forest Road(w, se, n, e and s) An empty mug HP:112 EP:93 The Old Forest Road(w, n, e and s) HP:112 EP:93 The Old Forest Road(w, n, e and s) HP:112 EP:93 The Old Forest Road(w, n, e and s) HP:112 EP:93 The Old Forest Road(w, n, e and s) A brand (burned out) HP:112 EP:93 The Old Forest Road(w, n, sw, e, s and nw) HP:112 EP:93 The Entrance to High Pass(w, n, e and s) An elite Beorning warrior HP:112 EP:93 A mountain pass(w and e) HP:112 EP:93 A mountain pass(w and e) HP:112 EP:93 A mountain side(w, e and cave) HP:112 EP:93 A mountain pass(w and e) HP:112 EP:93 A mountain pass(w and e) HP:112 EP:93 A mountain pass(w and e) HP:114 EP:95 A mountain pass(w and e) HP:114 EP:95 The Entrance to High Pass(sw, e and s) A tough looking elven guard [2] A very large and IMPORTANT looking sign HP:114 EP:95 The thick forest of Rivendell(w, se, n, sw and s) An elven sentry patrols the area HP:114 EP:95 The thick forest of Rivendell(w, se, n, sw, e, s and nw) HP:114 EP:95 The thick forest of Rivendell(n, w, se, sw, e, ne, s and nw) HP:114 EP:95 The thick forest of Rivendell(n, w, se, sw, e, ne, s and nw) HP:114 EP:95 The thick forest of Rivendell(w, se, n, sw, e, ne and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Plains of Rivendell(w, se, sw, e, ne and s) A small black and grey sparrow angrily chirps at your presence. HP:114 EP:95 The Plains of Rivendell(se, sw, e and s) A small black and grey sparrow angrily chirps at your presence. HP:114 EP:95 The Plains of Rivendell(w, se, n, sw, e, ne and s) A small black and grey sparrow angrily chirps at your presence. HP:114 EP:95 The Plains of Rivendell(n, w, se, sw, e, ne, s and nw) A stone birdbath HP:114 EP:95 The Plains of Rivendell(n, w, se, sw, e, ne, s and nw) A small black and grey sparrow angrily chirps at your presence. HP:114 EP:95 The Plains of Rivendell(n, w, se, sw, e, ne, s and nw) A stone birdbath HP:114 EP:95 The Plains of Rivendell(n, w, sw, e, ne, s and nw) A hawk is here, perched on a rock HP:114 EP:95 The Door into the Last Homely House(n, w, se, sw, e, ne, s and nw) A signpost A hitching post Travelto: Destination reached! HP:114 EP:95 Ianm enters. tt bree Travelto: Journey begun! Press return or type any command to stop. HP:114 EP:95 A rocky path(n, w, se, sw, e, ne, s and nw) Amanalqua's white stallion HP:114 EP:95 A rocky path(n, w, se, sw, e, ne, s and nw) HP:114 EP:95 The Plains of Rivendell(se, n, sw, e, ne, s and nw) HP:114 EP:95 A rocky path up a steep hill(w, se, n, sw, e, ne and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Stone Bridge(n, e, ne, s and nw) A tough looking elven guard [2] A torch (burned out) HP:114 EP:95 Stone Bridge(n, sw and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, sw, e, ne and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, e, ne, path and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Ford of Bruinen(w and e) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n and e) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n and e) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, sw, e and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, sw, e, ne and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, sw, e and ne) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n and ne) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n and e) An old gossiper [25 rumours, 18 new] HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, e, s and nw) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, se, n, e and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, e, s and nw) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, se, n, e and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(n, e and s) An old gossiper [25 rumours, 18 new] HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Last Bridge(w and e) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, e, s and nw) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, se, n, e and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, e, s and nw) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, se, n, e and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) HP:114 EP:95 The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) HP:116 EP:97 The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) HP:116 EP:97 The Great East Road(w, n, sw, e and s) HP:116 EP:97 The Great East Road(w, n, e, ne and s) HP:116 EP:97 The Great East Road(w, n, sw, e and s) HP:116 EP:97 The Great East Road(w, n, e, ne and s) HP:116 EP:97 The Great East Road(w, n, sw, e and s) HP:116 EP:97 The Great East Road(w, n, sw, e, ne and s) HP:116 EP:97 The Great East Road(n, w, sw, e, ne, s and nw) HP:116 EP:97 The Great East Road(w, n, e, ne and s) HP:116 EP:97 The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) HP:116 EP:97 The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) HP:116 EP:97 The Great East Road(w, n, sw, e and s) HP:116 EP:97 The Great East Road(w, n, e, ne and s) HP:116 EP:97 The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) HP:116 EP:97 The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) HP:116 EP:97 The Great East Road(w, n, e, s and nw) HP:116 EP:97 The Great East Road(w, n, e, s and nw) HP:116 EP:97 The Great East Road(n, w, e, ne, s and nw) HP:116 EP:97 The Great East Road(w, n, e, ne and s) HP:116 EP:97 The Great East Road(n, w, e, ne, s and nw) HP:116 EP:97 The Great East Road(w, se, n, sw, e, ne and s) HP:116 EP:97 The Great East Road(w, n, e, s and nw) HP:116 EP:97 South Gate of Staddle(w, se, n, e and s) HP:116 EP:97 South Gate of Bree(w, se, n, sw, e, ne and s) A town guard [2] HP:116 EP:97 Outside Ferny's Place(n, e and s) HP:116 EP:97 South main street of Bree(w, n, e and s) HP:116 EP:97 West main street of Bree(w, se, n, e and s) Ratty the goat HP:116 EP:97 Inside the West Gate of Bree(w, n and e) Undomelind the silvan Chemist (Impartial) A wealthy looking chubby man HP:116 EP:97 West Gate of Bree(w, n, e, s and nw) Corpse of Hawk Andero the silvan Barbarian (Moral) A big sign Travelto: Destination reached!