Grymlar placed a 5.5k Contract on my head. Here is the first person trying to fulfill it.
tal You tell Alexa: list Alexa tells you: I have the following on sale: Lot Seller Price Description Tag #107 Athin 150 - a 'man-catcher' pole-arm Fresh 2-handed SoU <HP:230 EP:222> w The east parapet(w, sw, d and nw) An archer stands guard on the tower <HP:230 EP:222> You can't go that way! <HP:230 EP:222> Entrance to the turret(n, turret, e and s) Xanthras the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) An orc spearman watches over the turret A large catapult <HP:230 EP:222> Xanthras leaves turret. s sw An open space above the top tier(n, sw and ne) <HP:230 EP:223> The south parapet(ne and nw) <HP:230 EP:223> ne ne n An open space above the top tier(n, sw and ne) <HP:230 EP:223> e The east parapet(w, sw, d and nw) An archer stands guard on the tower <HP:230 EP:223> You can't go that way! <HP:230 EP:223> You can't go that way! <HP:230 EP:223> d d A torch-lit hallway(w and u) <HP:230 EP:223> hands You can't go that way! <HP:230 EP:223> w You have two hands. You are holding a roast dog (in hands) You have one free hand. <HP:230 EP:223> A torch-lit hallway(w, n, e, d and s) A patrolling guard A meaty orc guard <HP:230 EP:223> s A foyer(n and s) A large personal guard <HP:230 EP:223> n d A torch-lit hallway(w, n, e, d and s) A patrolling guard A meaty orc guard <HP:230 EP:223> n A torch-lit hallway(w, n, s and u) <HP:230 EP:223> A torch-lit hallway(armoury, e and s) An iron key [broken] <HP:230 EP:223> armoury An officer's armoury(out) A keg of honey mead An iron key [broken] [2] A black, leather loincloth <HP:230 EP:223> legend xanthras Xanthras the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) On for: 1h 35m 20s Gender: male Age: 4d 12h 56m 28s Info: <HP:230 EP:224> get keg out Ok. <HP:230 EP:224> A torch-lit hallway(armoury, e and s) An iron key [broken] <HP:230 EP:224> e e d A torch-lit hallway(w, n, e and s) <HP:230 EP:224> e A torch-lit hallway(w, d and s) <HP:230 EP:224> A torch-lit hallway(w, n, e and u) <HP:230 EP:224> A torch-lit hallway(w and s) <HP:230 EP:224> s s A torch-lit hallway(n and s) <HP:230 EP:224> A torch-lit hallway(w, n and se) <HP:230 EP:224> se out An entrance hall(w, out and nw) A patrolling guard <HP:230 EP:224> The courtyard of Cirith Ungol(gate, tower, sw and ne) A brand [4] The Watchers of Cirith Ungol A staked head <HP:230 EP:224> light brand light brand light brand light brand light brand light brand You see more than one brand. Using the first of the following: on the ground : A brand on the ground : A brand on the ground : A brand on the ground : A brand You ignite a brand. <HP:230 EP:224> You see more than one brand. Using the first of the following: on the ground : A brand on the ground : A brand on the ground : A brand You ignite a brand. <HP:230 EP:224> You see more than one brand. Using the first of the following: on the ground : A brand on the ground : A brand You ignite a brand. <HP:230 EP:224> You ignite a brand. <HP:230 EP:224> You see more than one brand. Using the first of the following: on the ground : A brand (burning) on the ground : A brand (burning) on the ground : A brand (burning) on the ground : A brand (burning) It is already lit! <HP:230 EP:224> You see more than one brand. Using the first of the following: on the ground : A brand (burning) on the ground : A brand (burning) on the ground : A brand (burning) on the ground : A brand (burning) It is already lit! <HP:230 EP:224> own watchers You step toward the gate, expecting to feel the resistance of the Watchers and sure enough, it is there. You focus your will on the source of this malignant resistance and start to push back... <HP:230 EP:224> Now it is all up to a battle of will, as you and the Watchers battle mentally. It is a very strenuous and enduring fight. The upper hand is constantly varying as mental blows go back and forth between you and the Watchers. Their will is incredible, but you fight to continue. The oppressive will of the Watchers begin to envelop you, but in your mind a torch flares brightly. The darkness of that evil will retreats and you feel that you are gaining the upper hand... In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported. Without warning, !Anonymous! stabs you from behind!Uh Oh RUN NOW!! wimpy off focus dodge $:has been backstabed by $HIR$Anonymous Anonymous figure misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! You don't feel like a wimp anymore. <HP:230 EP:177> You start focusing on your dodge skill. <HP:230 EP:177> You are not a member of a guild. <HP:230 EP:177> Anonymous figure massacres you with incredible force! You miss someone.........................(Miss) <HP:195 EP:177> Anonymous figure massacres you with incredible force! You miss someone.........................(Miss) The clash of wills seems to strike sparks in the air so intense is the concentration. You push forward violently sending a barrage of blows at the Watchers, only to be met with a counterattack that seems to buffet your mind around like a leaf in the wind. Neither side seems to be within sight of a clear victory, but you continue to fight for ground. Anonymous figure misses you. You miss someone.........................(Miss) <HP:171 EP:162> hands You have two hands. You are holding a keg of honey mead (in hands) You are holding a roast dog (in hands) You have no free hands. <HP:171 EP:162> Anonymous figure hits you. You miss someone.........................(Miss) Anonymous figure inflicts massive damage to you. You miss someone.........................(Miss) eat dog You drool GREEDILY as you rip into the canine corpse! <HP:191 EP:185> hands Anonymous figure grazes you. You are too busy to make an attack! You have two hands. You are holding a keg of honey mead (in hands) You have one free hand. <HP:189 EP:185> 'ugh Anonymous figure misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! With a final mental surge, you force back the will of the Watchers. Tired but triumphant, you have dominated the guardians of Cirith Ungol. You may now pass through the gates. You should move quickly however, for the dark will that sustains the Watchers will soon reassert itself. A shrill shriek cuts through the air, and somewhere in the tower a bell sounds a single harsh note. The Watchers have been breached!!! drop keg You say : ugh <HP:189 EP:170> Ok. <HP:189 EP:170> gate As you head through the gates, you sense that the will of the Watchers has somehow been subverted. They are unable to prevent you from passing, so you proceed through the gate. The Tower of Cirith Ungol(gate and sw) A brand (burned out) [7] A silver flask (empty) The Watchers of Cirith Ungol <HP:189 EP:170> Anonymous figure misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! do sw,se,2s,sw,s,3sw,w,sw,w,2sw,s,se,e,se,3e,se,6e,n,d,4n,nw,n,nw,2n,3e,ne Anonymous figure misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! Do: starting commands. <HP:189 EP:170> The Tower of Cirith Ungol(w, se and ne) An empty vial <HP:189 EP:170> The road to Mordor(s and nw) <HP:189 EP:170> The road to Mordor(n and s) <HP:189 EP:170> The road to Mordor(n and sw) <HP:189 EP:170> The road to Mordor(ne and s) <HP:189 EP:170> The road to Mordor(n and sw) <HP:189 EP:170> The road to Mordor(sw and ne) A vulture {above you} <HP:189 EP:170> The road to Mordor(sw and ne) <HP:189 EP:170> The road to Mordor(w and ne) <HP:189 EP:170> The road to Mordor(sw and e) <HP:189 EP:170> A road around a cliff(w and ne) <HP:189 EP:170> Anonymous figure misses you. You miss someone.........................(Miss) A road around a cliff(sw and e) <HP:189 EP:170> The road to Mordor(sw and ne) <HP:189 EP:170> The road to Mordor(ne and s) <HP:189 EP:170> The road to Mordor(se and n) <HP:189 EP:170> The road to Mordor(e and nw) An orc foot soldier <HP:189 EP:170> The road to Mordor(w and se) An orc foot soldier <HP:189 EP:170> The road to Mordor(e and nw) A vulture {above you} <HP:189 EP:170> The road to Mordor(w and e) An orc foot soldier <HP:189 EP:170> The road to Mordor(w and e) <HP:189 EP:170> The road to Mordor(w and se) <HP:189 EP:170> The road to Mordor(e and nw) <HP:189 EP:170> The road to Mordor(w and e) A patrol of fierce Uruk-hai <HP:189 EP:170> The road to Mordor(w and e) <HP:189 EP:170> hands Anonymous figure massacres you with incredible force! You miss someone.........................(Miss) The road to Mordor(w and e) A snaga messenger <HP:167 EP:170> The road to Mordor(w and e) A snaga messenger <HP:167 EP:170> The road to Mordor(w and e) <HP:167 EP:170> The road to Mordor(w, n and e) <HP:167 EP:170> The top of a stairway(d and s) <HP:167 EP:170> The bottom of a stairway(n and u) A campfire (burning) A large orc guard Orc sentry <HP:167 EP:170> A valley(se, n and s) <HP:167 EP:170> A valley(n and s) <HP:167 EP:170> A valley(se, n and s) <HP:167 EP:170> A valley(s and nw) <HP:167 EP:170> Anonymous figure misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! Orc path(se and n) <HP:167 EP:170> Orc path(s and nw) <HP:167 EP:170> Orc path(se and n) <HP:167 EP:170> Orc path(n, ne and s) <HP:167 EP:170> Orc path(e, s and nw) <HP:167 EP:170> Orc path(w, sw and e) <HP:167 EP:170> Orc path(w, se, e and s) <HP:167 EP:170> Orc path(w, e, ne and s) <HP:167 EP:170> The Isenmouthe(w, se, n, sw and s) <HP:167 EP:170> Do: Commands completed. <HP:167 EP:170> You have two hands. You are not holding anything. You have two free hands. <HP:167 EP:170> 5n,3w,4n Anonymous figure hits you hard. You miss someone.........................(Miss) Do: starting commands. <HP:161 EP:171> Udun(w, n, e and s) <HP:161 EP:171> Suddenly Pit creature attacks you! Udun(w, n, e and s) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit <HP:161 EP:171> Suddenly Pit creature attacks you! Udun(w, n, e and s) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit <HP:161 EP:171> Suddenly Pit creature attacks you! Udun(w, n, e and s) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit <HP:161 EP:171> Suddenly Pit creature attacks you! Udun(w, n, e and s) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit <HP:161 EP:171> Udun(w, n, e and s) <HP:161 EP:171> Udun(w, n, e and s) <HP:161 EP:171> Udun(w, n, e and s) <HP:161 EP:171> Udun(w, n, e and s) <HP:161 EP:171> Suddenly Pit creature attacks you! Udun(w, n, e and s) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit <HP:161 EP:171> The Morannon(n and s) <HP:161 EP:171> Inside Mordor(e and s) <HP:161 EP:171> Do: Commands completed. <HP:161 EP:171> 1e,tunnel,nw,w,3nw,2n,4nw,staircase,3n,gate Do: starting commands. <HP:161 EP:171> The foot of the Ered Lithui(w and tunnel) <HP:161 EP:171> Anonymous figure hits you hard. You are too busy to make an attack! The entrance of the Maggot-holes(n, tunnel, ne and nw) <HP:153 EP:171> A twisting tunnel(w, se, e, ne and nw) <HP:153 EP:171> A dark, stinky tunnel(n, e and nw) <HP:153 EP:171> A tunnel in the Wormholes(se, n, e and nw) <HP:153 EP:171> A dark, stinky tunnel(w, se, e, ne and nw) <HP:153 EP:171> A twisting tunnel(se, n, sw and s) <HP:153 EP:171> A twisting tunnel(n and s) <HP:153 EP:171> A twisting tunnel(n, ne, s and nw) <HP:153 EP:171> A dark, stinky tunnel(w, se, n, sw, e and nw) <HP:153 EP:171> A twisting tunnel(w, se, e, ne, s and nw) <HP:153 EP:171> A twisting tunnel(se, sw, s and nw) <HP:153 EP:171> A mysterious stairway(se and staircase) <HP:153 EP:171> Pass to the Carchost(n and tunnel) <HP:153 EP:171> Anonymous figure inflicts massive damage to you. You miss someone.........................(Miss) Suddenly Guard attacks you! Pass to the Carchost(n and s) A patrolling guard is here <HP:133 EP:171> Pass to the Carchost(n and s) <HP:133 EP:171> The Carchost gate(gate and s) <HP:133 EP:171> In the hall of the Carchost(stairs, out, passage and hall) Sokralg an orc sentinel is here A human slave A putrid piece of meat <HP:133 EP:171> Do: Commands completed. <HP:133 EP:171> 1stairs, 3u, w Anonymous figure massacres you with incredible force! You are too busy to make an attack! Do: starting commands. <HP:110 EP:171> A stairway(w and u) An easterling archer is near a window <HP:110 EP:171> A stairway(w, d and u) A human slave An easterling archer is near a window <HP:110 EP:171> A stairway(e, d and u) An easterling archer is near a window [2] <HP:110 EP:171> A stairway(w, d and u) <HP:110 EP:171> A hallway in the Carchost(doorway and e) <HP:110 EP:171> Do: Commands completed. <HP:110 EP:171> dosomething fade You place your hand on the slab. With hardly any effort, the wall swings around. You quickly step into the darkness beyond, not wanting to lose your chance of exploring this secret entrance nor get crushed by the propelled wall. A tight dreary passage(ne) <HP:110 EP:171> fade fade You fade into the background, an anonymous and nameless member of society, invisible to all but the most diligent of observers. <HP:110 EP:131> You are already blending into the background. <HP:110 EP:131> You are already blending into the background. <HP:110 EP:131> push slab The wall revolves, and you find yourself on the other side of it. A hallway in the Carchost(doorway and e) <HP:110 EP:130> 1e, 3d, w Do: starting commands. . ----------------------------------------------- After about 2 minutes of healing I make my way to Narchost to see if I can pull this off. ----------------------------------------------- <HP:228 EP:149> You can't go that way! <HP:228 EP:149> You miss someone.........................(Miss) n u u A Large Corridor(w, n, d, s and u) <HP:228 EP:149> u w Narchost Stairs Level One(w, e, d and u) An easterling archer is near a window <HP:228 EP:149> Narchost Stairs Level Two(w, e, d and u) An easterling archer is near a window <HP:228 EP:149> request heal Narchost Stairs Level Three(e, d and u) An easterling archer is near a window <HP:228 EP:149> You can't go that way! <HP:228 EP:149> Anonymous figure misses you. You miss someone.........................(Miss) What? <HP:229 EP:150> d w request heal Narchost Stairs Level Two(w, e, d and u) An easterling archer is near a window <HP:229 EP:150> A small temple(e) An Easterling Priest <HP:229 EP:150> Anonymous figure misses you. You miss someone.........................(Miss) You are too busy to be healed. <HP:229 EP:150> e d w Narchost Stairs Level Two(w, e, d and u) An easterling archer is near a window <HP:229 EP:150> w Narchost Stairs Level One(w, e, d and u) An easterling archer is near a window <HP:229 EP:150> j The kitchen of Narchost(w and e) Scarface, the Narchost cook A cooking slave [2] <HP:229 EP:150> You open the west door. A storage area(e) You close the east door. <HP:229 EP:150> cf Do: starting commands. <HP:229 EP:150> It is already closed. <HP:229 EP:150> You lock the east door. <HP:229 EP:150> Do: Commands completed. <HP:229 EP:150> Anonymous figure misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! You are too busy to cast a spell now. <HP:229 EP:150> cf Anonymous figure misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! You are too busy to cast a spell now. <HP:229 EP:150> cf You are too busy to cast a spell now. <HP:229 EP:150> cf Anonymous figure misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! You are too busy to cast a spell now. <HP:229 EP:150> k Friend tells you: storage area Wait a minute, you're still busy! <HP:229 EP:150> cf Anonymous figure hits you very hard. You are too busy to make an attack! You are too busy to cast a spell now. <HP:218 EP:150> k Wait a minute, you're still busy! <HP:218 EP:150> k Anonymous figure hits you very hard. You are too busy to make an attack! k Wait a minute, you're still busy! <HP:206 EP:150> Wait a minute, you're still busy! <HP:206 EP:150> Friend tells you: narchost k Anonymous figure misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! Wait a minute, you're still busy! <HP:206 EP:150> k Wait a minute, you're still busy! <HP:206 EP:150> k Anonymous figure misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! Wait a minute, you're still busy! <HP:207 EP:151> k Wait a minute, you're still busy! <HP:207 EP:151> hands You have two hands. You are holding a sailor's cutlass (wielded) You are holding a crystal rod (in hands) You have no free hands. <HP:207 EP:151> k Anonymous figure inflicts massive damage to you. You are too busy to make an attack! Wait a minute, you're still busy! <HP:189 EP:151> k Anonymous figure inflicts massive damage to you. You are too busy to make an attack! Wait a minute, you're still busy! <HP:169 EP:151> cf You are too busy to cast a spell now. <HP:169 EP:151> k Anonymous figure massacres you with incredible force! You are too busy to make an attack! Wait a minute, you're still busy! <HP:145 EP:151> k Wait a minute, you're still busy! <HP:145 EP:151> k Anonymous figure misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! Wait a minute, you're still busy! <HP:145 EP:151> hands Anonymous figure hits you. You are too busy to make an attack! You have two hands. You are holding a sailor's cutlass (wielded) You are holding a crystal rod (in hands) You have no free hands. <HP:139 EP:151> k Wait a minute, you're still busy! <HP:139 EP:151> cf Anonymous figure hits you hard. You are too busy to make an attack! You start casting fireball. <HP:130 EP:151> Anonymous figure hits you hard. You are still casting your spell. Anonymous figure misses you. You are still casting your spell. <HP:122 EP:146> Anonymous figure hits you. You are still casting your spell. <HP:117 EP:143> Anonymous figure hits you hard. You are still casting your spell. A blast of fire shoots from your hand and strikes someone!!! cf sh You start casting fireball. <HP:110 EP:128> Someone is in average shape. AVERAGE! AVERAGE! AVERAGE! AVERAGE ! <HP:110 EP:128> Anonymous figure gets A large iron key from a large harvester's pack. Anonymous figure misses you. You are still casting your spell. The attack breaks your concentration! Your spell is aborted! Anonymous figure hits you very hard. You miss someone.........................(Miss) <HP:98 EP:125> cf You start casting fireball. <HP:98 EP:125> Anonymous figure misses you. You are still casting your spell. Anonymous figure misses you. You are still casting your spell. Anonymous figure misses you. You are still casting your spell. Anonymous figure hits you. You are still casting your spell. A blast of fire shoots from your hand and strikes someone!!! cf sh You start casting fireball. <HP:94 EP:94> Someone doesn't look so great. DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG! DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG! <HP:94 EP:94> Anonymous figure misses you. You are still casting your spell. Anonymous figure misses you. You are still casting your spell. Anonymous figure gets a silver flask from a large harvester's pack. Anonymous figure opens a silver flask. Anonymous figure drinks from a silver flask. Anonymous figure closes a silver flask. Anonymous figure puts a silver flask into a large harvester's pack. Anonymous figure misses you. You are still casting your spell. Anonymous figure gets a silver flask from a large harvester's pack. Anonymous figure opens a silver flask. Anonymous figure drinks from a silver flask. Anonymous figure closes a silver flask. Anonymous figure puts a silver flask into a large harvester's pack. Anonymous figure gets a silver flask from a large harvester's pack. Anonymous figure opens a silver flask. Anonymous figure drinks from a silver flask. Anonymous figure closes a silver flask. Anonymous figure puts a silver flask into a large harvester's pack. Anonymous figure gets a silver flask from a large harvester's pack. Anonymous figure opens a silver flask. Anonymous figure drinks from a silver flask. Anonymous figure closes a silver flask. Anonymous figure puts a silver flask into a large harvester's pack. Anonymous figure gets a silver flask from a large harvester's pack. Anonymous figure opens a silver flask. Anonymous figure closes a silver flask. Anonymous figure puts a silver flask into a large harvester's pack. Anonymous figure hits you hard. You are still casting your spell. A blast of fire shoots from your hand and strikes someone!!! cf Anonymous figure gets A small, greasy key from a large harvester's pack. You start casting fireball. <HP:85 EP:62> sh You killed Xanthras. Xanthras has died. In the lawless land of Mordor, this act is not a crime! It is not a crime to attack anonymous figures! Where'd your target go? Your spell is aborted! Usage: shape <target>