Roast Elf Taste Yummy ^_^

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Andero [legacy]
Uploaded
18 May 2003 00:00:00
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Misc

Just wondering where QI is when I am in Rivendell...


HP:147 EP:132> With a ruthless look in your eyes, you grab Mirnael.
HP:148 EP:133> As you start preparing Mirnael for roasting, you can see horror in her eyes.
Mirnael screams: NOOOOO, Please let me go!  I want to go home!
With great care you place Mirnael's body over the fire.
Smell of burned flesh starts filling the cave slowly as Mirnael burns on the fire.
Uglurk says in Westron: MMM, ME loves roasted elf!
Uglurk says in Westron: Roasted elf tasty!
With a long piercing scream, Mirnael finally exhales her last breath.
The roast is finally done.  Uglurk greedily takes it off the fire.
Uglurk gives you a large stone key.
Uglurk tried to give you piece of roasted elf, but your hands are full.
Uglurk drops piece of roasted elf.
Uglurk grunts at you and devours his roast elf.
    This is a very dirty and smelly kitchen.  In the middle of 
the room there is a huge fire that fills the whole room with foul 
smoke.  Right next to the fire is a huge pot that the inhabitants 
of the cave probably use to cook their meals.  Near one of the 
walls is a very dirty-looking bed.  On the north wall you can see 
a shelf with a few jars on it.  Although very dirty, the kitchen looks 
a lot tidier than the rest of this cave.  There are some small stones
on the floor.
    The only obvious exits are east and northwest.
 Piece of roasted elf
 A large spoon
 Corpse of Grushk
 A small enraged troll
HP:151 EP:136> Uglurk says in Westron: Roasted elf tasty!
There is no elf here to get.
HP:151 EP:136> Gold: 350              Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A large stone key (in hands).
 A glass flute.
 A crystal (worn).
 A dark runed battle axe (wielded).
 A dwarven hauberk (worn).
 A large harvester's pack (open) (worn).
 A faded black cloak (worn).
 A studded leather baldric (worn).
 A small silver lute.
 A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
 A message stone.
 A glass flute.
 Rank insignia.
HP:151 EP:136> Ok.
HP:152 EP:137> There is no roast elf here to get.
HP:152 EP:137>     This is a very dirty and smelly kitchen.  In the middle of 
the room there is a huge fire that fills the whole room with foul 
smoke.  Right next to the fire is a huge pot that the inhabitants 
of the cave probably use to cook their meals.  Near one of the 
walls is a very dirty-looking bed.  On the north wall you can see 
a shelf with a few jars on it.  Although very dirty, the kitchen looks 
a lot tidier than the rest of this cave.  There are some small stones
on the floor.
    The only obvious exits are east and northwest.
 Piece of roasted elf
 A large spoon
 Corpse of Grushk
 A small enraged troll
HP:152 EP:137> Laryn tells you: a cat-hide pack is now on sale as lot 510, minimum bid 130 gold
     
    This is a charred piece of roasted meat.  There are still few parts of
burned skin left, and blood-red juices are dripping from it.  On the second
thought, it might be tasty. 
HP:152 EP:137> Ok.
HP:152 EP:137> Ok.
HP:153 EP:138> 0m    This is a very dirty and smelly kitchen.  In the middle of 
the room there is a huge fire that fills the whole room with foul 
smoke.  Right next to the fire is a huge pot that the inhabitants 
of the cave probably use to cook their meals.  Near one of the 
walls is a very dirty-looking bed.  On the north wall you can see 
a shelf with a few jars on it.  Although very dirty, the kitchen looks 
a lot tidier than the rest of this cave.  There are some small stones
on the floor.
    The only obvious exits are east and northwest.
 A large spoon
 Corpse of Grushk
 A small enraged troll
HP:153 EP:138>     Although smaller than the other trolls you saw, Uglurk looks
quite strong and agile.  Around his neck is a strange chain, and
you think that those are elven ears hanging from it.  He has a
fierce expression on his face as if someone did something very
bad to him.
He is empty handed.
HP:153 EP:138> You stop focusing on your skills.
The corpse completely rots away.
Uglurk says in Westron: MMM, ME loves roasted elf!