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Xanthras the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) HP: 222/230 END: 230/230 Exp: 865503 Avg. Stats: 100 Strength: 100 Agility: 100 Charisma: 100 Constitution: 100 Coordination: 100 Intelligence: 100 Level 19 assassin, 4d 14h 1m 28s old. <(HP:222 EP:230)> skills Common Skills: Aim : 99 Attack : 99 Awareness : 100 Defense : 100 Dodge : 99 Fire building : 98 Professional Skills: Other Skills: Assassination : 100 Appraisal : 42 Deception : 100 Locksmith : 3 Disguise : 80 Stealth : 54 Stalking : 100 Theft : 56 <(HP:222 EP:230)> 10e Do: starting commands. <(HP:204 EP:212)> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) <(HP:204 EP:212)> A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) A mean looking easterling guard <(HP:204 EP:212)> The guard firmly places his hand on your chest and growls slightly under his breath. He snarls at you and then smirks, recognizing your evil demeanor. He glances at you and then at his pocket, and winks... perhaps you could bribe him... <(HP:204 EP:212)> The guard firmly places his hand on your chest and growls slightly under his breath. He snarls at you and then smirks, recognizing your evil demeanor. He glances at you and then at his pocket, and winks... perhaps you could bribe him... <(HP:204 EP:212)> The guard firmly places his hand on your chest and growls slightly under his breath. He snarls at you and then smirks, recognizing your evil demeanor. He glances at you and then at his pocket, and winks... perhaps you could bribe him... <(HP:204 EP:212)> The guard firmly places his hand on your chest and growls slightly under his breath. He snarls at you and then smirks, recognizing your evil demeanor. He glances at you and then at his pocket, and winks... perhaps you could bribe him... <(HP:204 EP:212)> The guard firmly places his hand on your chest and growls slightly under his breath. He snarls at you and then smirks, recognizing your evil demeanor. He glances at you and then at his pocket, and winks... perhaps you could bribe him... <(HP:204 EP:212)> The guard firmly places his hand on your chest and growls slightly under his breath. He snarls at you and then smirks, recognizing your evil demeanor. He glances at you and then at his pocket, and winks... perhaps you could bribe him... <(HP:204 EP:212)> The guard firmly places his hand on your chest and growls slightly under his breath. He snarls at you and then smirks, recognizing your evil demeanor. He glances at you and then at his pocket, and winks... perhaps you could bribe him... <(HP:204 EP:212)> The guard firmly places his hand on your chest and growls slightly under his breath. He snarls at you and then smirks, recognizing your evil demeanor. He glances at you and then at his pocket, and winks... perhaps you could bribe him... <(HP:204 EP:212)> Do: Commands completed. <(HP:204 EP:212)> i Gold: 6 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras (wielded). A dwarven hauberk (worn). A large harvester's pack (open) (worn). A dwarven war shield (worn). A pair of mail pants (worn). A battered old knife. A sharp carving knife. A gold ring with a single grey stone (worn). <(HP:204 EP:212)> kill guard You attack Mean looking guard. <(HP:204 EP:212)> You inflict massive damage to Mean looking guard. Mean looking guard misses you. You inflict massive damage to Mean looking guard. Mean looking guard inflicts massive damage to you. You inflict massive damage to Mean looking guard. Mean looking guard inflicts massive damage to you. You hit Mean looking guard very hard. Mean looking guard misses you. You miss Mean looking guard. Mean looking guard misses you. You hit Mean looking guard very hard. Mean looking guard misses you. You miss Mean looking guard. Mean looking guard hits you. You miss Mean looking guard. Mean looking guard hits you hard. You inflict massive damage to Mean looking guard. Mean looking guard misses you. You graze Mean looking guard. Mean looking guard misses you. You hit Mean looking guard. Mean looking guard misses you. You miss Mean looking guard. Mean looking guard hits you very hard. You hit Mean looking guard hard. Mean looking guard misses you. You graze Mean looking guard. Mean looking guard misses you. You miss Mean looking guard. Mean looking guard misses you. You hit Mean looking guard very hard. Mean looking guard hits you hard. You hit Mean looking guard very hard. Mean looking guard misses you. You hit Mean looking guard. Mean looking guard misses you. You miss Mean looking guard. Mean looking guard grazes you. You hit Mean looking guard very hard. Mean looking guard hits you. You miss Mean looking guard. Mean looking guard misses you. <(HP:133 EP:214)> You hit Mean looking guard. Mean looking guard inflicts massive damage to you. shape Mean looking guard is in average shape. <(HP:116 EP:215)> You hit Mean looking guard very hard. Mean looking guard misses you. w Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) <(HP:116 EP:215)> 5fade Do: starting commands. <(HP:116 EP:215)> You fade into the background, an anonymous and nameless member of society, invisible to all but the most diligent of observers. <[F]HP:116 EP:175)> You are already blending into the background. <[F]HP:116 EP:175)> You are already blending into the background. <[F]HP:116 EP:175)> You are already blending into the background. <[F]HP:116 EP:175)> You are already blending into the background. <[F]HP:116 EP:175)> Do: Commands completed. <[F]HP:116 EP:175)> e A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) A mean looking easterling guard <[F]HP:116 EP:174)> backstab guard You sneak up and stab Mean looking guard from behind! <[F]HP:116 EP:123)> You massacre Mean looking guard with incredible force! You miss Mean looking guard. Mean looking guard hits you very hard. You miss Mean looking guard. Mean looking guard misses you. You hit Mean looking guard very hard. Mean looking guard misses you. Flies buzz around the impaled heads. You hit Mean looking guard hard. Mean looking guard inflicts massive damage to you. You inflict massive damage to Mean looking guard. Mean looking guard misses you. You hit Mean looking guard very hard. Mean looking guard misses you. Elite guard bellows like a berserker! You miss Mean looking guard. Mean looking guard misses you. You hit Mean looking guard. Mean looking guard misses you. You hit Mean looking guard very hard. Mean looking guard misses you. You miss Mean looking guard. Mean looking guard misses you. You massacre Mean looking guard with incredible force! Mean looking guard misses you. You hit Mean looking guard very hard. Mean looking guard misses you. You massacre Mean looking guard with incredible force! Mean looking guard falls to the ground. Mean looking guard is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Mean looking guard is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Mean looking guard is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Mean looking guard is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Mean looking guard is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Mean looking guard is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Mean looking guard is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! kill You decide to put Mean looking guard out of his misery. <[F]HP:87 EP:105)> You killed Mean looking guard. Mean looking guard has died. all a steel broadsword : Ok. guard's armour : Your hands are full! Failed. some gold coins : Ok. <[F]HP:88 EP:105)> You put 89 gold in your pockets. i Gold: 95 Encumbrance: heavily encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A steel broadsword (in hands). A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras (wielded). A dwarven hauberk (worn). A large harvester's pack (open) (worn). A dwarven war shield (worn). A pair of mail pants (worn). A battered old knife. A sharp carving knife. A gold ring with a single grey stone (worn). <[F]HP:88 EP:104)> drop sword Ok. <[F]HP:88 EP:103)> !! drop sword You reluctantly release your grip on your sword. You remove a beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras. Ok. <[F]HP:88 EP:102)> fade off <[F]HP:88 EP:102)> You relax from your efforts to fade into the background, and are once more noticeable as who you are. l heads There are several heads mounted on pikes. You recognize some of them: Bekkie Paedon Keldenar Trold Foxfire Ghorin Oiolaire Lhuxor Bukkoii Axl Enion Galenkemen Axination Bolgolm Arriick Kashmir Ricnach Sesil Schwartz Padre Eolast Chewie Namyenom Teaktest Athax Lurenainie Sildrolas Belin Bizin Grimlak Kezz You ponder the supreme balance it would take to grab one of the pikes and live. This feat entails risking sudden death. Often you might shrug off such warnings...but this time you are certain the gods are not trying to fool you. You might die attempting this. <(HP:88 EP:101)> get galenkemen's head You climb onto the railing...and almost slip as you try to balance yourself to grab the pike. Just when you think you are going to fall, you manage to get a grip on the pike and tear it from the ground. You jump safely from the railing with the pike in your hand. You have a strange feeling that taking another head too soon wouldn't be so easy, though. Ok. You wield Galenkemen's head on a pike. <(HP:88 EP:101)> w Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) <(HP:89 EP:102)> drop head You remove Galenkemen's head on a pike. Ok. <(HP:89 EP:102)> e A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword Corpse of Mean looking guard <(HP:89 EP:102)> l heads There are several heads mounted on pikes. You recognize some of them: Bekkie Paedon Keldenar Trold Foxfire Ghorin Oiolaire Lhuxor Bukkoii Axl Enion Bolgolm Axination Kashmir Arriick Sesil Ricnach Padre Schwartz Chewie Eolast Teaktest Namyenom Lurenainie Athax Belin Sildrolas Bizin Grimlak Kezz You ponder the supreme balance it would take to grab one of the pikes and live. This feat entails risking sudden death. Often you might shrug off such warnings...but this time you are certain the gods are not trying to fool you. You might die attempting this. <(HP:89 EP:102)> get foxfire's head You climb onto the railing to take a head...and slip! As you fall, your head strikes the sharp point of one of the pikes; it punctures your skull! If you weren't dead you'd have a headache! <(HP:-152 EP:102)> You have died. Your body falls down into the chasm, never to be seen again. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. HP:0 EP:0> l You stand atop an extremely wide iron bridge. Sauron's Road runs across the bridge from west to east, spanning a jumbled and treacherous chasm. Barad-dur is near enough now to dominate the surroundings completely. The road begins to level out as it crosses what appears to be an immense plateau at the base of the Tower. You can now see a low wall blocking the way east; the road runs up to a gate through the wall. Closer at hand, there are several hundred pikes mounted along both sides of this bridge. Each pike has a head on it. This is surely a warning to any who would attempt to invade Sauron's innermost domain. You see an ugly chasm south and north. Sauron's Road runs to the east. The sky is clear yet still dark as night. The only obvious exits are west and east. A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword Corpse of Mean looking guard HP:0 EP:0> i You are a ghost ... you have nothing in your possession. HP:0 EP:0> 10w Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) **REVIVING** <(HP:220 EP:1)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) <(HP:220 EP:1)> Do: Commands completed. <(HP:220 EP:1)> e Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike <(HP:220 EP:1)> e A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword Corpse of Mean looking guard <(HP:220 EP:1)> get foxfire's head You climb onto the railing to take a head...and slip! As you fall, your head strikes the sharp point of one of the pikes; it punctures your skull! If you weren't dead you'd have a headache! <(HP:-21 EP:1)> You have died. Your body falls down into the chasm, never to be seen again. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. 10w Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e, ne and s) ... Xanthras the dunedain Cleaner (Demonic) HP: 210/210 END: 0/210 Exp: 385144 Avg. Stats: 95 Strength: 97 Agility: 96 Charisma: 95 Constitution: 95 Coordination: 95 Intelligence: 96 Level 17 assassin, 4d 14h 8m 50s old. <(HP:210 EP:0)> d d A stairway(w, d and u) <(HP:210 EP:0)> A stairway(e, d and u) An easterling archer is near a window An easterling archer is near a window <(HP:210 EP:0)> w **TRAVEL** <(HP:205 EP:1)> Orc path(w, se, n, e and s) <(HP:205 EP:1)> Orc path(w, n, sw, s and nw) <(HP:205 EP:1)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) <(HP:205 EP:1)> Do: Commands completed. <(HP:205 EP:1)> e Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike <(HP:205 EP:1)> e A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword The somewhat decayed remains of Mean looking guard <(HP:205 EP:1)> get foxfire's head You climb onto the railing to take a head...and slip! As you fall, your head strikes the sharp point of one of the pikes; it punctures your skull! If you weren't dead you'd have a headache! <(HP:-36 EP:1)> You have died. Your body falls down into the chasm, never to be seen again. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. 10w Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e, ne and s) Xanthras the dunedain Hatchetman (Demonic) HP: 200/200 END: 0/200 Exp: 256762 Avg. Stats: 92 Strength: 93 Agility: 92 Charisma: 91 Constitution: 92 Coordination: 94 Intelligence: 93 Level 16 assassin, 4d 14h 9m 12s old. <(HP:200 EP:1)> Orc path(w, n, sw, s and nw) <(HP:200 EP:1)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) <(HP:200 EP:1)> Do: Commands completed. <(HP:200 EP:1)> e Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike <(HP:200 EP:1)> e A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) Guard's armour A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword <(HP:200 EP:1)> get foxfire's head You climb onto the railing to take a head...and slip! As you fall, your head strikes the sharp point of one of the pikes; it punctures your skull! If you weren't dead you'd have a headache! <(HP:-41 EP:1)> You have died. Your body falls down into the chasm, never to be seen again. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. 10w Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e, ne and s) Xanthras the dunedain Contractor (Demonic) HP: 190/190 END: 0/190 Exp: 171174 Avg. Stats: 90 Strength: 92 Agility: 89 Charisma: 90 Constitution: 90 Coordination: 91 Intelligence: 89 Level 15 assassin, 4d 14h 9m 34s old. <(HP:190 EP:0)> skills Common Skills: Aim : 93 Attack : 95 Awareness : 98 Defense : 95 Dodge : 93 Fire building : 98 Professional Skills: Other Skills: Assassination : 94 Appraisal : 35 Deception : 96 Stealth : 52 Disguise : 76 Theft : 51 Stalking : 97 <(HP:190 EP:1)> e Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike <(HP:190 EP:1)> e A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) Guard's armour A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword <(HP:190 EP:1)> get foxfire's head You climb onto the railing to take a head...and slip! As you fall, your head strikes the sharp point of one of the pikes; it punctures your skull! If you weren't dead you'd have a headache! <(HP:-51 EP:2)> You have died. Your body falls down into the chasm, never to be seen again. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. 10w Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e, ne and s) <(HP:177 EP:1)> Orc path(w, n, sw, s and nw) <(HP:177 EP:1)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) <(HP:177 EP:1)> e e e Do: Commands completed. <(HP:177 EP:1)> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike <(HP:177 EP:1)> A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) Guard's armour A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword <(HP:177 EP:1)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Elite easterling guard <(HP:177 EP:1)> w A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) Guard's armour A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword <(HP:177 EP:1)> get foxfire's head You climb onto the railing to take a head...and slip! As you fall, your head strikes the sharp point of one of the pikes; it punctures your skull! If you weren't dead you'd have a headache! <(HP:-64 EP:1)> 10w You have died. Your body falls down into the chasm, never to be seen again. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e, ne and s) Xanthras the dunedain Exterminator (Demonic) HP: 170/170 END: 0/170 Exp: 76077 Avg. Stats: 85 Strength: 90 Agility: 85 Charisma: 83 Constitution: 85 Coordination: 84 Intelligence: 86 Level 13 assassin, 4d 14h 10m 14s old. <(HP:170 EP:1)> Orc path(w, n, e, s and nw) <(HP:170 EP:1)> Orc path(w, se, n, e and s) <(HP:170 EP:1)> Orc path(w, n, sw, s and nw) <(HP:170 EP:1)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) <(HP:170 EP:1)> Do: Commands completed. <(HP:170 EP:1)> <(HP:170 EP:1)> skills Common Skills: Aim : 90 Attack : 92 Awareness : 95 Defense : 95 Dodge : 91 Fire building : 97 Professional Skills: Other Skills: Assassination : 92 Appraisal : 35 Deception : 93 Stealth : 51 Disguise : 73 Theft : 50 Stalking : 95 <(HP:170 EP:1)> e Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike <(HP:170 EP:1)> e A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) Guard's armour A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword You say in Westron: I WANT FOXFIRE'S HEAD. <(HP:170 EP:2)> get foxfire's head You climb onto the railing to take a head...and slip! As you fall, your head strikes the sharp point of one of the pikes; it punctures your skull! If you weren't dead you'd have a headache! <(HP:-71 EP:2)> 10w You have died. Your body falls down into the chasm, never to be seen again. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e, ne and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) The Priest starts chanting some strange words... you feel yourself being drawn from the void once again... Then everything goes dark. Suddenly you are awakened by thunder and a bright light. The light speaks to you: "I am Eru the One. Your mission is not complete." You awaken. You return from the dead. score Xanthras the dunedain Hitman (Demonic) HP: 160/160 END: 0/160 Exp: 50718 Avg. Stats: 84 Strength: 90 Agility: 83 Charisma: 82 Constitution: 85 Coordination: 82 Intelligence: 84 Level 12 assassin, 4d 14h 10m 42s old. <(HP:160 EP:0)> e Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike <(HP:160 EP:1)> e e A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) Guard's armour A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword <(HP:160 EP:1)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Elite easterling guard <(HP:160 EP:1)> e Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) A mean-looking orc guard <(HP:160 EP:1)> w Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Elite easterling guard <(HP:160 EP:1)> w A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) Guard's armour A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword You say in Westron: CURSE YOU, FOXFIRE! <(HP:160 EP:1)> get foxfire's head You climb onto the railing to take a head...and slip! As you fall, your head strikes the sharp point of one of the pikes; it punctures your skull! If you weren't dead you'd have a headache! <(HP:-81 EP:1)> You have died. Your body falls down into the chasm, never to be seen again. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. get foxfire's head Your ghostly hands cannot possibly pick anything up. HP:0 EP:0> blah You blah. HP:0 EP:0> 10w Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e, ne and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) <(HP:150 EP:1)> Orc path(w, se, n, e and s) <(HP:150 EP:1)> Orc path(w, n, sw, s and nw) <(HP:150 EP:1)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) <(HP:150 EP:1)> Do: Commands completed. <(HP:150 EP:1)> e Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike <(HP:150 EP:1)> e A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) Guard's armour A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword <(HP:150 EP:1)> get foxfire's head You climb onto the railing to take a head...and slip! As you fall, your head strikes the sharp point of one of the pikes; it punctures your skull! If you weren't dead you'd have a headache! <(HP:-91 EP:1)> You have died. Your body falls down into the chasm, never to be seen again. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. 10w Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e, ne and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) <(HP:140 EP:1)> Do: Commands completed. <(HP:140 EP:1)> e e Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike <(HP:140 EP:1)> A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) Guard's armour A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword <(HP:140 EP:1)> e Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Elite easterling guard <(HP:140 EP:1)> w A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) Guard's armour A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword <(HP:140 EP:1)> comm on You lack the energy to properly control the stone. <(HP:140 EP:1)> l You stand atop an extremely wide iron bridge. Sauron's Road runs across the bridge from west to east, spanning a jumbled and treacherous chasm. Barad-dur is near enough now to dominate the surroundings completely. The road begins to level out as it crosses what appears to be an immense plateau at the base of the Tower. You can now see a low wall blocking the way east; the road runs up to a gate through the wall. Closer at hand, there are several hundred pikes mounted along both sides of this bridge. Each pike has a head on it. This is surely a warning to any who would attempt to invade Sauron's innermost domain. You see an ugly chasm south and north. Sauron's Road runs to the east. A thin layer of smoke from Mt. Doom is covering the sky. The only obvious exits are west and east. Guard's armour A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword <(HP:140 EP:1)> i Gold: 0 Encumbrance: unencumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A gold ring with a single grey stone. <(HP:140 EP:1)> get foxfire's head You climb onto the railing to take a head...and slip! As you fall, your head strikes the sharp point of one of the pikes; it punctures your skull! If you weren't dead you'd have a headache! <(HP:-101 EP:2)> You have died. Your body falls down into the chasm, never to be seen again. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. score Dead. Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead. Dead! You are in an immaterial state and have no other scores. HP:0 EP:0> 10w Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e, ne and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) w A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) Guard's armour A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword <(HP:130 EP:1)> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike <(HP:130 EP:1)> score Xanthras the dunedain Apprentice Assassin (Demonic) HP: 130/130 END: 1/130 Exp: 15027 Avg. Stats: 77 Strength: 87 Agility: 71 Charisma: 75 Constitution: 78 Coordination: 78 Intelligence: 77 Level 9 assassin, 4d 14h 12m 24s old. <(HP:130 EP:1)> skills e Common Skills: Aim : 82 Attack : 87 Awareness : 88 Defense : 93 Dodge : 87 Fire building : 92 Professional Skills: Other Skills: Assassination : 87 Appraisal : 32 Deception : 87 Stealth : 46 Disguise : 72 Theft : 46 Stalking : 89 <(HP:130 EP:1)> A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) Guard's armour A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword <(HP:130 EP:1)> e e Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Elite easterling guard <(HP:130 EP:1)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) A mean-looking orc guard **GETTING EP** The gate swings open as you approach. Before the gate of the Tower of Barad-dur(w, e, enter and s) <(HP:130 EP:103)> ^ Damn Foxfire and his elusive head on a pike! ^ Xanthras: Damn Foxfire and his elusive head on a pike! <(HP:130 EP:98)> tellon legend foxfire telloff You already have tells on. <(HP:130 EP:98)> Foxfire, there is no substitute for true insanity Rank: Retired (Not Sure) Last on: 1y 143d 11h 41m 36s ago. Age: More than 10, I ran out of fingers Plan: I am the one who watches the watchers of the watcher's watchers... <(HP:130 EP:98)> You turn tells and comm off. <(HP:130 EP:98)> s A meeting of paths(w, n, e and s) <(HP:130 EP:98)> 10w Do: starting commands. <(HP:130 EP:98)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) <(HP:130 EP:98)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) <(HP:130 EP:98)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) An ugly orc guard <(HP:130 EP:98)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) An ugly orc guard <(HP:130 EP:98)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) A mean looking easterling guard <(HP:130 EP:98)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) A mean looking easterling guard <(HP:130 EP:98)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) <(HP:130 EP:98)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) An ugly orc guard <(HP:130 EP:98)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) An ugly orc guard <(HP:130 EP:98)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) An elite orc guard <(HP:130 EP:99)> Do: Commands completed. <(HP:130 EP:99)> 8w Do: starting commands. <(HP:130 EP:99)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) A mean looking easterling guard <(HP:130 EP:99)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) A mean looking easterling guard <(HP:130 EP:99)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) An elite orc guard <(HP:130 EP:99)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) An elite orc guard <(HP:130 EP:99)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) An elite orc guard <(HP:130 EP:99)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) An ugly orc guard <(HP:130 EP:99)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) <(HP:130 EP:99)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) An ugly orc guard <(HP:130 EP:99)> Do: Commands completed. <(HP:130 EP:99)> tellon legend me telloff You turn tells on. <(HP:130 EP:99)> Xanthras the dunedain Apprentice Assassin (Demonic) On for: 35m 56s Gender: male Age: 4d 14h 13m Info: Sometimes avoiding all social contact just isn't enough. <(HP:130 EP:99)> You turn tells and comm off. <(HP:130 EP:99)> w w A gate through the wall(w and e) An elite orc guard An elite orc guard An elite orc guard An elite orc guard <(HP:130 EP:99)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Elite easterling guard <(HP:130 EP:99)> w w Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Elite easterling guard <(HP:130 EP:99)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) An elite orc guard <(HP:130 EP:99)> w Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) <(HP:130 EP:99)> w w Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) An elite orc guard <(HP:130 EP:99)> w Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) A mean-looking orc guard <(HP:130 EP:99)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) A mean-looking orc guard <(HP:130 EP:99)> comm list What? <(HP:130 EP:99)> comm hist What? <(HP:130 EP:99)> i Gold: 0 Encumbrance: unencumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A gold ring with a single grey stone. <(HP:130 EP:99)> comm on What? <(HP:130 EP:99)> tt You turn tells on. <(HP:130 EP:99)> comm hist You are not tuned into that chan. <(HP:130 EP:100)> comm on You turn on your comm line. <(HP:130 EP:100)> Orc guard says in some strange tongue: snort khazunth gruntsquee krototh. comm hist Last 20 comms are: ^ Mithgil: Monica Lewinsky is guest host on Jimmy Kimmel, hmm. ^ Undertow: guest host underneath the desk? ^ Neithan: why not mithgil, they both have the same build :P ^ Mithgil: This fame by association thing lasts way too long. ^ Undertow: wtf? we cant say s lut? ^ Undertow shakes his fists at valinor ^ Rajje: Evning people. ^ Rajje: Evening. ^ Undertow: bitch ^ Undertow: oh good. we can say that ^ Mithgil: Shaddap bitch. ^ Undertow: like i wanted to say..instead of using the word s lut. isnt that fat bitch supposed to get her own show or something? ^ Namarik: she's hosting mr personality i think ^ Undertow wonders what bill ever saw in her ^ Undertow: ...besides a cigar ^ Mithgil: Oh come on. You'd hit it. ^ Undertow: mithgil, i think we would both hit anything that offered it to us ^ Namarik: lol pathetic :P ^ Mithgil: Did that girl ever pan out? ^ Xanthras: Damn Foxfire and his elusive head on a pike! <(HP:130 EP:100)> comm list Tuned to the comm line are: Athin, Birk, Couloir, Duran, Elcolonel, Iahova, Inhever, Karios, Lupin, Mathel, Mithgil, Namarik, Paraiko, Rajje, Sarys, Skyman, Twitchy, Undertow, Verideux, Xanthras <(HP:130 EP:100)> w Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Elite easterling guard <(HP:130 EP:101)> w A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) Guard's armour A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword <(HP:130 EP:101)> i Gold: 0 Encumbrance: unencumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A gold ring with a single grey stone. <(HP:130 EP:101)> ^ I've died 10 times in a row trying to get his head down from the bridge near Barad Dur. ^ Xanthras: I've died 10 times in a row trying to get his head down from the bridge near Barad Dur. <(HP:130 EP:97)> ^ I'm taking a slight intermission before trying again. ^ Xanthras: I'm taking a slight intermission before trying again. <(HP:130 EP:92)> ^ Mithgil: Claymation conan! ^ Korath: heh score Xanthras the dunedain Apprentice Assassin (Demonic) HP: 130/130 END: 93/130 Exp: 15027 Avg. Stats: 77 Strength: 87 Agility: 71 Charisma: 75 Constitution: 78 Coordination: 78 Intelligence: 77 Level 9 assassin, 4d 14h 14m 10s old. <(HP:130 EP:93)> legend korath Korath D'Karr the dunedain Knight (Angelic) On for: 3h 49m 58s Gender: male Age: 34d 20h 24m 40s Can be mailed: Korath@DolAmroth Korath has recorded a life story. Korath is a member of the Knights of Dol Amroth. Info: Footman of Dol Amroth (Blue Company) Still Drilling (2) <(HP:130 EP:93)> ^ Korath: Conan? Sweet. ^ 870000 exp, 23 avg stats, and about 5 minutes later...still no Foxfire's head. ^ Xanthras: 870000 exp, 23 avg stats, and about 5 minutes later...still no Foxfire's head. <(HP:130 EP:90)> l You stand atop an extremely wide iron bridge. Sauron's Road runs across the bridge from west to east, spanning a jumbled and treacherous chasm. Barad-dur is near enough now to dominate the surroundings completely. The road begins to level out as it crosses what appears to be an immense plateau at the base of the Tower. You can now see a low wall blocking the way east; the road runs up to a gate through the wall. Closer at hand, there are several hundred pikes mounted along both sides of this bridge. Each pike has a head on it. This is surely a warning to any who would attempt to invade Sauron's innermost domain. You see an ugly chasm south and north. Sauron's Road runs to the east. A thick blanket of smoke from Mt. Doom completely covers the sky. The only obvious exits are west and east. Guard's armour A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword <(HP:130 EP:90)> ^ Mithgil: Conan O'Brien ^ CURSE YOU, FOXFIRE. Anyway, back to dying. ^ Xanthras: CURSE YOU, FOXFIRE. Anyway, back to dying. <(HP:130 EP:86)> ^ Korath: Awh, he sucks. I thought you meant Conan, the real man get foxfire's head You climb onto the railing to take a head...and slip! As you fall, your head strikes the sharp point of one of the pikes; it punctures your skull! If you weren't dead you'd have a headache! <(HP:-111 EP:86)> You have died. Your body falls down into the chasm, never to be seen again. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. 10w Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e, ne and s) <(HP:120 EP:0)> Xanthras the dunedain Executioner (Demonic) HP: 120/120 END: 0/120 Exp: 10018 Avg. Stats: 75 Strength: 87 Agility: 70 Charisma: 74 Constitution: 74 Coordination: 74 Intelligence: 73 Level 8 assassin, 4d 14h 15m 10s old. Orc path(w, n, sw, s and nw) <(HP:115 EP:1)> Darkness surrounds you. Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) <(HP:115 EP:1)> Do: Commands completed. <(HP:115 EP:1)> e Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike <(HP:115 EP:1)> e A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) Guard's armour A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword <(HP:115 EP:1)> score Xanthras the dunedain Executioner (Demonic) HP: 115/120 END: 1/120 Exp: 10018 Avg. Stats: 75 Strength: 87 Agility: 70 Charisma: 74 Constitution: 74 Coordination: 74 Intelligence: 73 Level 8 assassin, 4d 14h 15m 18s old. <(HP:115 EP:1)> get foxfire's head You climb onto the railing to take a head...and slip! As you fall, your head strikes the sharp point of one of the pikes; it punctures your skull! If you weren't dead you'd have a headache! <(HP:-126 EP:1)> You have died. Your body falls down into the chasm, never to be seen again. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. 10w Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e, ne and s) Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) <(HP:110 EP:1)> Do: Commands completed. <(HP:110 EP:1)> e e Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike <(HP:110 EP:1)> A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) Guard's armour A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword <(HP:110 EP:1)> get foxfire's head You climb onto the railing to take a head...and slip! As you fall, your head strikes the sharp point of one of the pikes; it punctures your skull! If you weren't dead you'd have a headache! <(HP:-131 EP:1)> You have died. Your body falls down into the chasm, never to be seen again. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. 10w Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e, ne and s) A steel broadsword <(HP:100 EP:1)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Elite easterling guard <(HP:100 EP:1)> w A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) Guard's armour A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword <(HP:100 EP:1)> get foxfire's head You climb onto the railing to take a head...and slip! As you fall, your head strikes the sharp point of one of the pikes; it punctures your skull! If you weren't dead you'd have a headache! <(HP:-141 EP:1)> You have died. Your body falls down into the chasm, never to be seen again. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. 10w Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e, ne and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Xanthras the dunedain Strangler (Demonic) HP: 90/90 END: 0/90 Exp: 2968 Avg. Stats: 69 Strength: 80 Agility: 64 Charisma: 71 Constitution: 65 Coordination: 67 Intelligence: 71 Level 5 assassin, 4d 14h 16m 4s old. <(HP:90 EP:0)> d d A stairway(w, d and u) <(HP:90 EP:1)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) A mean-looking orc guard <(HP:90 EP:1)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Elite easterling guard <(HP:90 EP:1)> A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) Guard's armour A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword <(HP:90 EP:1)> Do: Commands completed. <(HP:90 EP:1)> Laryn tells you: a nicely curved dagger is now on sale as lot 151, minimum bid 150 gold fresh get foxfire's head You climb onto the railing to take a head...and slip! As you fall, your head strikes the sharp point of one of the pikes; it punctures your skull! If you weren't dead you'd have a headache! <(HP:-151 EP:1)> You have died. Your body falls down into the chasm, never to be seen again. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. 10w Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e, ne and s) Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) <(HP:80 EP:1)> Do: Commands completed. <(HP:80 EP:1)> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike <(HP:80 EP:1)> A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) Guard's armour A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword <(HP:80 EP:1)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Elite easterling guard <(HP:80 EP:1)> w A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) Guard's armour A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword <(HP:80 EP:1)> get foxfire's head You climb onto the railing to take a head...and slip! As you fall, your head strikes the sharp point of one of the pikes; it punctures your skull! If you weren't dead you'd have a headache! <(HP:-161 EP:1)> You have died. Your body falls down into the chasm, never to be seen again. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. 10w Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e, ne and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Xanthras the dunedain Murderer (Demonic) HP: 70/70 END: 0/70 Exp: 1318 Avg. Stats: 65 Strength: 73 Agility: 62 Charisma: 70 Constitution: 59 Coordination: 62 Intelligence: 66 Level 3 assassin, 4d 14h 16m 40s old. <(HP:70 EP:1)> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) Elite easterling guard <(HP:70 EP:1)> w A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) Guard's armour A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword <(HP:70 EP:1)> get foxfire's head You climb onto the railing to take a head...and slip! As you fall, your head strikes the sharp point of one of the pikes; it punctures your skull! If you weren't dead you'd have a headache! <(HP:-171 EP:1)> You have died. Your body falls down into the chasm, never to be seen again. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. 10w Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e, ne and s) <(HP:60 EP:0)> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike <(HP:60 EP:0)> A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) Guard's armour A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword <(HP:60 EP:0)> Xanthras the dunedain Cutthroat (Demonic) HP: 60/60 END: 0/60 Exp: 878 Avg. Stats: 62 Strength: 71 Agility: 61 Charisma: 67 Constitution: 55 Coordination: 58 Intelligence: 63 Level 2 assassin, 4d 14h 17m 2s old. <(HP:60 EP:0)> get foxfire's head You climb onto the railing to take a head...and slip! As you fall, your head strikes the sharp point of one of the pikes; it punctures your skull! If you weren't dead you'd have a headache! <(HP:-181 EP:1)> You have died. Your body falls down into the chasm, never to be seen again. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. 10w Do: starting commands. HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e, ne and s) HP:0 EP:0> Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) You stand atop an extremely wide iron bridge. Sauron's Road runs across the bridge from west to east, spanning a jumbled and treacherous chasm. Barad-dur is near enough now to dominate the surroundings completely. The road begins to level out as it crosses what appears to be an immense plateau at the base of the Tower. You can now see a low wall blocking the way east; the road runs up to a gate through the wall. Closer at hand, there are several hundred pikes mounted along both sides of this bridge. Each pike has a head on it. This is surely a warning to any who would attempt to invade Sauron's innermost domain. You see an ugly chasm south and north. Sauron's Road runs to the east. A thin layer of smoke from Mt. Doom is covering the sky. The only obvious exits are west and east. Guard's armour A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Xanthras A steel broadsword You say in Westron: Go to hell, Foxfire. <(HP:50 EP:1)> w Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Galenkemen's head on a pike **Galenkemen and I go to take on Shelob** <(HP:50 EP:1)> wield pike You wield your Galenkemen's head on a pike. <(HP:50 EP:2)> 10w Do: starting commands. <(HP:50 EP:2)> 6e Darkness surrounds you. Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. Sauron's Road(w, n, e, ne and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. Sauron's Road(w, n, sw, e, s and nw) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. Mount Doom(e) <(HP:50 EP:2)> You can't go that way! <(HP:50 EP:2)> You can't go that way! <(HP:50 EP:2)> You can't go that way! <(HP:50 EP:2)> Do: Commands completed. <(HP:50 EP:2)> Do: starting commands. <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. Sauron's Road(w, n, sw, e, s and nw) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> 10n 10w Darkness surrounds you. Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> w Darkness surrounds you. Sauron's Road(w, n, e, ne and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. Sauron's Road(w, n, e and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Do: Commands completed. <(HP:50 EP:2)> Do: starting commands. <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. Orc path(w, n, sw, s and nw) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The Gorgoroth(w, e and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> You can't go that way! <(HP:50 EP:2)> w nw You can't go that way! <(HP:50 EP:2)> You can't go that way! <(HP:50 EP:2)> You can't go that way! <(HP:50 EP:2)> You can't go that way! <(HP:50 EP:2)> Do: Commands completed. <(HP:50 EP:2)> Do: starting commands. <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The Gorgoroth(w, n, e and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. Orc path(w, se, n, e and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. Orc path(w, n, e and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. Orc path(w, n, e and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Do: Commands completed. <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. Orc path(w, sw, e and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. Orc path(w, e, s and nw) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The Isenmouthe(w, se, n, sw and s) Do: starting commands. <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. Orc path(w, e, ne and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. Orc path(w, se, e and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. Orc path(w, sw and e) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. Orc path(e, s and nw) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. Orc path(n, ne and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. Orc path(se and n) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. Orc path(s and nw) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. Orc path(se and n) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. A valley(s and nw) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. A valley(se, n and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. A valley(n and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. A valley(se, n and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> The bottom of a stairway(n and u) A large orc guard Orc sentry A campfire (burning) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The top of a stairway(d and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(w, n and e) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(w and e) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(w and e) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(w and e) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(w and e) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(w and e) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(e and nw) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(w and se) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(w and e) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(w and e) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(e and nw) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(w and se) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(e and nw) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(se and n) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(ne and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(sw and ne) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. A road around a cliff(sw and e) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. A road around a cliff(w and ne) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(sw and e) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(w and ne) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(sw and ne) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(sw and ne) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(n and sw) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(ne and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(n and sw) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(n and s) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The road to Mordor(s and nw) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Darkness surrounds you. The Tower of Cirith Ungol(w, se and ne) <(HP:50 EP:2)> Do: Commands completed. <(HP:50 EP:2)> w w Darkness surrounds you. Inside the Cleft(w and e) <(HP:50 EP:10)> Darkness surrounds you. The cleft of the mountain(sw and e) <(HP:50 EP:10)> w w You can't go that way! <(HP:50 EP:10)> You can't go that way! <(HP:50 EP:10)> sw Darkness surrounds you. A broad flight of stairs(ne and s) <(HP:50 EP:10)> sw You can't go that way! <(HP:50 EP:10)> sw s You can't go that way! <(HP:50 EP:10)> Darkness surrounds you. The path to Cirith Ungol(se and n) <(HP:50 EP:10)> s s You can't go that way! <(HP:50 EP:10)> You can't go that way! <(HP:50 EP:10)> se s Darkness surrounds you. The path to Cirith Ungol(s and nw) <(HP:50 EP:10)> Darkness surrounds you. The path to Cirith Ungol(n and sw) <(HP:50 EP:10)> s You can't go that way! <(HP:50 EP:10)> sw Darkness surrounds you. A cave opening(sw, ne and hole) <(HP:50 EP:10)> hole Darkness surrounds you. An opening(out and nw) <(HP:50 EP:10)> i Gold: 0 Encumbrance: unencumbered You quickly feel about and find the following items: Galenkemen's head on a pike (wielded). A gold ring with a single grey stone. <(HP:50 EP:10)> l Darkness surrounds you. Fresh air blasts through a narrow opening in the rock wall. The dark shadows seem almost to flutter in the currents of wind sweeping around you. The slender hole represents a chance of life, an escape from the eternal darkness. However, the smell of spider here suggests that this exit is occasionally used by a more ancient and evil creature than yourself. The only obvious exits are out and northwest. <(HP:50 EP:10)> shout SHELOB, COME AND GET IT. You are too young and weak to shout effectively. You say in Westron: Shelob, come and get it. This is a lot less cool. <(HP:50 EP:11)> <(HP:50 EP:11)> l Darkness surrounds you. Fresh air blasts through a narrow opening in the rock wall. The dark shadows seem almost to flutter in the currents of wind sweeping around you. The slender hole represents a chance of life, an escape from the eternal darkness. However, the smell of spider here suggests that this exit is occasionally used by a more ancient and evil creature than yourself. The only obvious exits are out and northwest. <(HP:50 EP:11)> You completely miss someone as the head whooshes by. Someone chomps you. Someone plunges deep into you, drawing forth gouts of blood! Someone plunges deep into you, drawing forth gouts of blood! Someone pounds you with her claw! You are bleeding to death. Your fingers and toes have a slight tingly feeling. <(HP:-9 EP:11)> You are lifted up and bound in cords... You are still unconscious. You are still unconscious. Your fingers and toes have a slight tingly feeling. You are still unconscious. You are still unconscious. You are still unconscious. You are still unconscious. You are still unconscious. Your fingers and toes have a slight tingly feeling. You are still unconscious. You are still unconscious. You are still unconscious. You are still unconscious. You are still unconscious. You are still unconscious. Pain arcs through your body like a white-hot bolt as two huge fangs stab into your abdomen; hideous hot, acidic saliva bubbling round the wounds, and you suddenly feel as if you are falling, falling from a terrible height, into the heart of grinding, poisonous blackness. Before consciousness flees your screaming brain, you feel a terrible suction inside you, accompanied by a horrific slurping sound. As the innards are sucked from your convulsing body, your eyes close for the last time. You have died. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. Shelob eats a bundle of webbing. HP:0 EP:0> l This is the heart of Shelob's domain. Vast walls of grey granite tower above you coated with thick drapings of spiderwebs which swing softly in response to unseen vibrations. Mounds of slowly decaying weapons and armour lie half uncovered amidst the disgusting dark layers of blood, flesh, and soil which have gradually formed to make a squelching floor of sorts. A stench of rot and death pervades the dust filled air, and looking up you see strange shapes hanging from the ceiling, bundled in Shelob's spinnings. A thick strand of web reaches down from the shadows above you, to almost touch the floor. The only obvious exit is north. Corpse of Xanthras Shelob, spider of darkness {above you} A glass of cognac A mug of ale A glass of firewater A mug of beer A guard's lamp A bottle of beer A mug of ale A glass of firewater A heady mug of blonde lager A small silver ring A mug of beer A mug of mead A dirty grey robe Reinforced boots Reinforced boots A staff of high office A staff of high office A wooden sword A woodsman's bow A short sharp dagger HP:0 EP:0> n You find yourself whisked away to the west... Air heavy with the scent of death permeates the lair. The bottom of some incredibly steep stairs(w and u) HP:0 EP:0> w Morgul Pass(w, n and e) HP:0 EP:0> n The Southward Road(w, n, sw, e, ne and s) HP:0 EP:0> e The wall of Mordor(w, n and nw) HP:0 EP:0> n The wall of Mordor(w, n, sw, s and nw) HP:0 EP:0> e n You can't go that way! HP:0 EP:0> The wall of Mordor(w, sw, s and nw) HP:0 EP:0> e You can't go that way! HP:0 EP:0> n e You can't go that way! HP:0 EP:0> You can't go that way! HP:0 EP:0> w w The Southward Road(w, se, n, e, s and nw) HP:0 EP:0> Ithilien forest(w, n, e and s) A great eagle is flying here {above you} HP:0 EP:0> w Ithilien forest(n, e and s) HP:0 EP:0> n Ithilien forest(w, n, e and s) A raging grizzly bear HP:0 EP:0> e e The Southward Road(w, se, n, e, ne and s) HP:0 EP:0> The wall of Mordor(w, se, n, s and nw) HP:0 EP:0> e e You can't go that way! HP:0 EP:0> e You can't go that way! HP:0 EP:0> You can't go that way! HP:0 EP:0> w The Southward Road(w, se, n, e, ne and s) HP:0 EP:0> n The Southward Road(w, se, n, e, ne and s) HP:0 EP:0> e e The wall of Mordor(w, n, sw, s and nw) HP:0 EP:0> You can't go that way! HP:0 EP:0> e You can't go that way! HP:0 EP:0> w The Southward Road(w, se, n, e, ne and s) HP:0 EP:0> n e The Southward Road(w, se, n, e, ne and s) HP:0 EP:0> The wall of Mordor(w, n, sw, s and nw) HP:0 EP:0> e e You can't go that way! HP:0 EP:0> You can't go that way! HP:0 EP:0> w The Southward Road(w, se, n, e, ne and s) HP:0 EP:0> n e The Southward Road(w, se, n, e, ne and s) HP:0 EP:0> The wall of Mordor(w, n, sw, s and nw) HP:0 EP:0> e e You can't go that way! HP:0 EP:0> You can't go that way! HP:0 EP:0> w The Southward Road(w, se, n, e, ne and s) HP:0 EP:0> n e The Southward Road(w, se, n, e, s and nw) HP:0 EP:0> The wall of Mordor(w, sw, s and nw) HP:0 EP:0> e e You can't go that way! HP:0 EP:0> You can't go that way! HP:0 EP:0> w The Southward Road(w, se, n, e, s and nw) HP:0 EP:0> n The wall of Mordor(w, se, n, s and nw) HP:0 EP:0> n The wall of Mordor(w, e, sw, s and nw) HP:0 EP:0> e A small valley(w and hut) HP:0 EP:0> hut Inside a hut(out) An old woman is standing here by her cauldron A black cauldron HP:0 EP:0> request revive You feel life returning to your body. The healer has revived you! You return from the dead. score Xanthras the dunedain Insomniac (Demonic) HP: 50/50 END: 0/50 Exp: 390 Avg. Stats: 58 Strength: 67 Agility: 56 Charisma: 61 Constitution: 52 Coordination: 54 Intelligence: 63 Level 1 assassin, 4d 14h 19m 8s old. <(HP:50 EP:0)> skills Common Skills: Aim : 78 Attack : 78 Awareness : 81 Defense : 83 Dodge : 83 Fire building : 80 Professional Skills: Other Skills: Assassination : 78 Appraisal : 22 Deception : 79 Stealth : 36 Disguise : 65 Theft : 37 Stalking : 79 <(HP:50 EP:0)> legend me Xanthras the dunedain Insomniac (Demonic) On for: 46m 38s Gender: male Age: 4d 14h 19m 14s Info: Sometimes avoiding all social contact just isn't enough. <(HP:50 EP:0)> <(HP:50 EP:1)> suicide Your character will be completely destroyed. Are you ABSOLUTELY sure you wish to commit suicide? [y/n] y Very well. Input your password to confirm: i(heart)rhoads As you wish. Fare thee well, adventurer. A bolt of lightning descends from the heavens, and all goes dark.