After the attack on caber I knew I was highly prized as a head on a wall in the GH guildhall. I did expect a group, maybe they think very little of me, maybe they should? Anyway, doing the hauberk, friend goes off the get some healing because my fading is SOOOO now working (50+ deception and full ep, no fade, go figure). When all of a sudden my new spangly flashing backstab trigger fires! 

This is my first real attempt so if it looks sucky then feel free to help me out improving it. Read on...

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Switch the eorling Warlord (Angelic)
You have a bad headache.
HP: 180/230   END: 55/230   Exp: 1128393    Avg. Stats: 100
Strength: 100          Agility: 100            Charisma: 100
Constitution: 100      Coordination: 100       Intelligence: 100
Level 19 warrior, 31d 5h 56m 18s old.
HP:180 EP:55>
People about you recoil in fear and disgust due to your odor.
You hear a low pitched groan come from the roots of the earth.
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    At last, after toil, you reach your destination.  This area 
is completely covered with debris.  Through the fallen stones, you 
can see the massive gate to Khazad-dum standing before you.  It is a 
beautiful piece of work, enchanted by the Noldor in their days of power
and made by the dwarves while the craft of ancient days still thrived. 
A thick pool of rancid dark water sits nearby.  You can still see the 
remains of an ancient road leading into the debris and away towards the
west into the lake.
The sun is rising on the eastern horizon.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    There is water to the west.
    The only obvious exit is north.
 An empty cup
 An empty bottle [2]
 An empty vial
HP:181 EP:56>
Your headache clears up.
You disgust yourself with your smell.
l
    At last, after toil, you reach your destination.  This area 
is completely covered with debris.  Through the fallen stones, you 
can see the massive gate to Khazad-dum standing before you.  It is a 
beautiful piece of work, enchanted by the Noldor in their days of power
and made by the dwarves while the craft of ancient days still thrived. 
A thick pool of rancid dark water sits nearby.  You can still see the 
remains of an ancient road leading into the debris and away towards the
west into the lake.
The sun is rising on the eastern horizon.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    There is water to the west.
    The only obvious exit is north.
 An empty cup
 An empty bottle [2]
 An empty vial
HP:182 EP:57>
Without warning, Anonymous figure stabs you from behind!
You've been backstabbed by ---Anonymous figure---!
focus dodge
focus defense
wimpy off
	***some other command***
$ I have been $HIY$BACKSTABBED$0$ by $BOLD$Anonymous figure$0$ with $BOLD$182 HP$0$ and $BOLD$57 EP$0$, and was last near $BOLD$Guild-Entrance$0$!
You start focusing on your dodge skill.
HP:182 EP:57>
You can't change your focus quite that fast!
HP:182 EP:57>
You don't feel like a wimp anymore.
HP:182 EP:57>
	***didn't work anyway***
HP:182 EP:57>
[ Amruin ] Switch: I have been BACKSTABBED by Anonymous
     figure with 182 HP and 57 EP, and was last near
     Guild-Entrance!
HP:182 EP:54>
Anonymous figure massacres you with a destructive swing!
You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure massacres you with a destructive swing!
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure pounds you with the hilt of the sword.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
You stab someone in the abdomen.
	***run to riv alias***
Anonymous figure misses you.
You hit someone with the flat of the blade.
Do: starting commands.
HP:97 EP:54>
Upon a small rim leading to the West-gate(s and n)
HP:97 EP:54>
Upon a small rim leading to the West-gate(nw and s)
HP:97 EP:54>
Upon a small rim leading to the West-gate(nw and se)
 A dirty shovel
HP:97 EP:54>
A ford across a stream(se and sw)
HP:97 EP:54>
Upon a small rim leading to the West-gate(sw and ne)
HP:97 EP:54>
A road by a lake(s and ne)
HP:97 EP:54>
A road snaking up the cliff(s and n)
HP:97 EP:54>
Below a low cliff(stairs, w and n)
HP:97 EP:54>
Near the Gates of Moria(e, w and n)
HP:97 EP:54>
Cliffs(s, sw, w, n and ne)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:97 EP:54>
Cliffs(nw, sw, w and n)
HP:97 EP:54>
Rocky ground(e, nw, s and n)
HP:97 EP:54>
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
get miruvor from cloak
open miruvor
2drink miruvor
close miruvor
put miruvor into cloak
Rocky Ground(e, s, w and n)
HP:98 EP:55>
Rocky Ground(e, nw, s, se, w and n)
HP:98 EP:55>
Rocky Ground(e, s, w and n)
HP:98 EP:55>
Rocky Ground(e, s, w and n)
HP:98 EP:55>
Rocky Ground(e, s, w and n)
HP:98 EP:55>
Rocky Ground(e, s, w and n)
HP:98 EP:55>
Rocky Ground(e, s, w and n)
HP:98 EP:55>
Anonymous figure misses you.
You wreak havoc on someone with many devastating blows.
Rocky Ground(e, s, w and n)
HP:98 EP:55>
Cliffs(s, se, w, n and ne)
HP:98 EP:55>
Hollin Ridge(e, s, w and n)
HP:98 EP:55>
Hollin Ridge(e, s, w and n)
 A circling murder of crows {above you}
HP:98 EP:55>
Rocky Ground(e, s, w and n)
HP:98 EP:55>
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
 An ugly orc
HP:98 EP:55>
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:98 EP:55>
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
 An ugly orc
HP:98 EP:55>
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Ugh!  You smell of death and everyone else thinks so!
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:98 EP:55>
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
 An ugly orc
HP:98 EP:55>
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
 An ugly orc
HP:98 EP:55>
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
 An ugly orc
HP:98 EP:55>
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:98 EP:55>
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:98 EP:55>
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:98 EP:55>
Rocky Ground(e, s, w and n)
HP:98 EP:55>
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
HP:98 EP:55>
Rocky Ground(e, s, w and n)
HP:98 EP:55>
Rocky Ground(e, s, w and n)
HP:98 EP:55>
Cliffs(e, s, w and n)
HP:98 EP:55>
Anonymous figure massacres you with a destructive swing!
You wreak havoc on someone with many devastating blows.
Cliffs(sw, w, n and ne)
HP:76 EP:55>
Rocky Ground(e, s, w and n)
HP:76 EP:55>
Rocky Ground(e, s, w and n)
HP:76 EP:55>
Rocky Ground(e, s, w and n)
HP:76 EP:55>
Rocky Ground(e, s, w and n)
HP:76 EP:55>
Rocky Ground(e, s, w and n)
HP:76 EP:55>
headbutt
Rocky Ground(e, s, w and n)
HP:76 EP:55>
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Rocky Ground(e, s, w and n)
HP:76 EP:55>
The Wild(e, s, w and n)
HP:76 EP:55>
The Wild(e, s, w and n)
 A wary wolf watches you
HP:76 EP:55>
Stone Bridge(s, sw and n)
HP:76 EP:55>
The Stone Bridge(e, nw, s, n and ne)
 A tough looking elven guard [2]
HP:76 EP:55>
Istroath tells you: you ok
The bank of the River Bruinen(e, nw, w, n and ne)
 An elf is here swimming in the river {below you}
HP:76 EP:55>
The bank of the River Bruinen(se, w, ne, e, nw and n)
HP:76 EP:55>
The Plains of Rivendell(se, w, sw, ne, e, nw, s and n)
HP:76 EP:55>
The Door into the Last Homely House(se, w, sw, ne, e, nw, s and n)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
HP:76 EP:55>
Anonymous figure massacres you with a destructive swing!
You miss someone.
Do: Commands completed.
HP:55 EP:55>
Ok.
HP:55 EP:55>
You open a silver flask.
HP:55 EP:55>
Do: starting commands.
HP:55 EP:55>
The miruvor is cool and sweet.
HP:55 EP:55>
The miruvor is cool and sweet.
HP:55 EP:55>
Do: Commands completed.
HP:55 EP:55>
You close a silver flask.
HP:55 EP:55>
Ok.
HP:55 EP:55>
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into someone!
HP:55 EP:20>
$no
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  [ Amruin ] Switch: no
HP:55 EP:17>
Anonymous figure gashes you across the chest!
You are too busy to make an attack!
Elrond's western porch(e and w)
HP:43 EP:17>
You open the east door.
A hallway in the Last Homely House(e, s, w and n)
You close the west door.
HP:43 EP:17>
The stairwell of the Last Homely House(e, s, u, w and n)
HP:43 EP:17>
Anonymous figure misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
get miruvor from cloak
open miruvor
2drink miruvor
close miruvor
put miruvor into cloak
Anonymous figure misses you.
You stab someone in the abdomen.
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
Ok.
HP:108 EP:82>
You open a silver flask.
HP:108 EP:82>
Do: starting commands.
HP:108 EP:82>
The miruvor is cool and sweet.
HP:108 EP:82>
The miruvor is cool and sweet.
HP:108 EP:82>
Do: Commands completed.
HP:108 EP:82>
You close a silver flask.
HP:108 EP:82>
Ok.
HP:108 EP:82>
  Mizrahi enters.
Mizrahi leaves west.
w
w
A hallway in the Last Homely House(e, s, w and n)
 Mizrahi the dunlending Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
HP:108 EP:82>
You open the west door.
Elrond's western porch(e and w)
You close the east door.
HP:108 EP:82>
Anonymous figure gashes you across the chest!
You are too busy to make an attack!
e
e
e
e
e
You open the east door.
A hallway in the Last Homely House(e, s, w and n)
 Mizrahi the dunlending Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
You close the west door.
HP:96 EP:82>
e
The stairwell of the Last Homely House(e, s, u, w and n)
HP:96 EP:82>
A hallway in the Last Homely House(e, w and n)
HP:96 EP:82>
e
w
You open the east door.
Elrond's eastern porch(e and w)
You close the west door.
HP:96 EP:82>
The Door into the Last Homely House(se, w, sw, ne, e, nw, s and n)
HP:96 EP:82>
Anonymous figure misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
The terrace path(se, w, sw, ne, e, nw, s and n)
HP:96 EP:82>
The terrace path(se, w, sw, ne, e, nw, s and n)
HP:96 EP:82>
The terrace path(se, w, sw, ne, e, nw, s and n)
HP:96 EP:82>
w
Anonymous figure RIPS through you causing massive blood loss!!
You are too busy to make an attack!
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
w
The Door into the Last Homely House(se, w, sw, ne, e, nw, s and n)
HP:154 EP:159>
Elrond's eastern porch(e and w)
HP:154 EP:159>
w
You open the west door.
A hallway in the Last Homely House(e, w and n)
You close the east door.
HP:154 EP:159>
w
Anonymous figure gashes you across the chest!
You are too busy to make an attack!
You disgust yourself with your smell.
The stairwell of the Last Homely House(e, s, u, w and n)
HP:139 EP:159>
w
A hallway in the Last Homely House(e, s, w and n)
HP:139 EP:159>
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
w
You open the west door.
Elrond's western porch(e and w)
You close the east door.
HP:139 EP:159>
w
The Door into the Last Homely House(se, w, sw, ne, e, nw, s and n)
 Mizrahi the dunlending Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
HP:139 EP:159>
Anonymous figure misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Feawen enters.
Feawen leaves west.
Mizrahi stinks (and looks) like he has been diving in a privy.
	***Break at bell, yes, not the greatest break but it has a few added twists***
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Do: starting commands.
HP:139 EP:159>
Elrond's western porch(e and w)
HP:139 EP:159>
You open the east door.
A hallway in the Last Homely House(e, s, w and n)
You close the west door.
HP:139 EP:159>
The stairwell of the Last Homely House(e, s, u, w and n)
HP:139 EP:159>
The stairwell of the Last Homely House(w, e, d, s, u and n)
 An elven girl hums a happy tune
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:139 EP:159>
The Bell Tower(d)
 An elven artist studies the valley
 A long brown painting brush
HP:139 EP:159>
    You jump up and grab onto the rope that swings the bell. At first
nothing happens, and you begin to think that you aren't heavy enough,
but then the giant bell slowly begins to swing. As your feet hit the
floor you are treated to an earsplitting *BBBBOOOOONNNNNGGGGG*. The room
quivers and shakes from the force of the noise. Suddenly you notice
that the floor doesn't seem to be that sturdy. The boards start to
creak and snap under your feet....
The stairwell of the Last Homely House(w, e, d, s, u and n)
 An elven girl hums a happy tune
HP:139 EP:159>
You fade into the background, an anonymous and nameless member of 
society, invisible to all but the most diligent of observers.
HP:139 EP:119>
You are already blending into the background.
HP:139 EP:119>
You are already blending into the background.
HP:139 EP:119>
You are already blending into the background.
HP:139 EP:119>
You are already blending into the background.
HP:139 EP:119>
You are already blending into the background.
HP:139 EP:119>
You are already blending into the background.
HP:139 EP:119>
You are already blending into the background.
HP:139 EP:119>
You are already blending into the background.
HP:139 EP:119>
You are already blending into the background.
HP:139 EP:119>
The Bell Tower(d)
 An elven artist studies the valley
 A long brown painting brush
HP:139 EP:119>
You can't go that way!
HP:139 EP:119>
What?
HP:139 EP:119>
You are already blending into the background.
HP:139 EP:119>
You are already blending into the background.
HP:139 EP:119>
You are already blending into the background.
HP:139 EP:119>
You are already blending into the background.
HP:139 EP:119>
You are already blending into the background.
HP:139 EP:119>
You are already blending into the background.
HP:139 EP:119>
You are already blending into the background.
HP:139 EP:119>
You are already blending into the background.
HP:139 EP:119>
You are already blending into the background.
HP:139 EP:119>
You are already blending into the background.
HP:139 EP:119>
You can't go that way!
HP:139 EP:119>
You can't go that way!
HP:139 EP:119>
You can't go that way!
HP:139 EP:119>
Do: Commands completed.
HP:139 EP:119>
l
    You stand in the highest point of the Last Homely House, in a large
airy room with four open windows. In the center of the room is a large
bell, suspended on an axis. A large rope reaches up from the bell and over
a pulley, before returning to the ground near your feet. The cold spring
wind from the valley blows against your skin, making you shiver.
    The only obvious exit is down.
 An elven artist studies the valley
 A long brown painting brush
HP:140 EP:118>
w
You can't go that way!
HP:140 EP:117>
d
The stairwell of the Last Homely House(w, e, d, s, u and n)
 An elven girl hums a happy tune
HP:140 EP:117>
Girl smiles sweetly.
d
The stairwell of the Last Homely House(e, s, u, w and n)
HP:140 EP:116>
w
A hallway in the Last Homely House(e, s, w and n)
HP:140 EP:116>
w
You open the west door.
Elrond's western porch(e and w)
 Mizrahi the dunlending Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
You close the east door.
HP:140 EP:115>
w
The Door into the Last Homely House(se, w, sw, ne, e, nw, s and n)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
HP:140 EP:114>
There are sewers that smell better than you.  Try a shower.
travelto bree

	***etc, etc, back to guild. At least my fade worked when I needed it to.***