Warning: Contains no Dead Baby Jokes.
throw whip at nirrab
The flame sputters and ceases as the whip is removed.
You remove a many-tailed whip.
There isn't enough room in the armoury for that object.
You throw a whip at Nirrab.
HP:224 EP:224> Nirrab removes crystalline shield.
Nirrab puts crystalline shield into an easterling pack.
Nirrab removes a pair of black chausses.
Nirrab puts a pair of black chausses into an easterling pack.
get whip
There is no whip here to get.
^ Smeg: with all of thise news stuff about imbedded reporters and pockets of
resistance going on
^ Smeg: mithgil
^ Smeg: i'd like to imbed my missle into your foreign lands
^ Ruin: ...
^ Mithgil: ...
^ Ghoru: .
^ Wravic: ...
^ Sarys
^ Grady: !!!
Draugluin phases into reality.
%% l
This is the office of the Governor of Linhir. A large desk sits
squarely in the middle of the room, a comfortable chair behind it. Four
other chairs are opposite the desk for visitors. A thick rug covers the
wooden floor. The walls are decorated with paintings. Windows look out
on the town square below. All in all, this is a very comfortable office
for a fairly important man.
The only obvious exit is south.
Draugluin Vader, Dark Lord of the Werewolves
The governor of Linhir
HP:230 EP:91| ' Yo!
You say in Westron: Yo!
HP:230 EP:90| l draugluin
This person has the weary look of a political appointee.
He is carrying:
The Mortal Council rulebook.
A pale blue fire ring.
A dazzling bejewelled collar (worn).
The Mordor necklace (worn).
An ithildin bracelet (worn).
A map of the Far Harad.
Gharnol, Bow of Angband (wielded).
A dragon brooch (worn).
A bright blue quiver (worn).
Blakton, coat of mithril (worn).
A single tooth on a string.
HP:230 EP:90| Draugluin says in Westron: I'm here to stop Caber from getting this unique.
Draugluin says in Westron: Leave or die.
Leetdood was nuked at 22:39 05/2/03
Leetdood the hobbit Orc-target (Impartial)
Departed from Arda Gender: male
Age: 5m 22s
Nuke Reason: u just got pwnd, d00d.
Note 6 Caber (Sun May 4 2003) knives
While we're discussing the armoury, I'd also like to mention
that I will kill anyone I see taking fired knives out of the
armoury. They're small, they take up very little space, and
they're very helpful for correcting our racial vision
problems. And for an archer like myself, I also need to
carry a knife with me for fletching. It's not worth
putting them in the board room so they can reset.
-Caber
HP:223 EP:91| %% read 7
Note 7 Jonny (Sun May 4 2003) crystals
While we're discussing the armoury, I'd also like to mention
that I will kill anyone I see taking crystals out of the
armoury. They're small, they take up very little space, and
they're very helpful for correcting our racial vision
problems. And for an assassin like myself, I also need to
carry a crystal with me for light. It's not worth
putting them in the board room so they can reset.
-Jonny
HP:223 EP:91| %% read 11
Note 11 Mizrahi (Mon May 5 2003) Flasd's reproductive organs
While we're discussing the armoury, I'd also like to mention
that I will kill anyone I see taking Flasd's genitalia out of the
armoury. They're small, they take up very little space, and
they're very helpful for correcting our racial vision
problems. And for a dentist like myself, I also need to
carry a toothpick with me for teeth fixing. It's not worth
putting them in the board room so they can reset.
-Mizzy
Belgo asks you: So, what will it be today?
Belgo wields his rolling-pin.
^ Saritalr: thats odd... it sounds like my phone is beeping from INSIDE my
printer...
Caber says: Fuck, did I do that?
Grady says: You sound like Ghetto Irkel
^ Osse: sarcasm gives me wind.
^ Osse: and we know what happens then :(
^ Mithgil lights a match.
With an explosion that shakes the ground, Mt. Doom erupts!
Fire shoots into the sky. A dark cloud spreads...
The cloud is poisonous!!!
You are still unconscious.
You are still unconscious.
You regain consciousness.
^ Mithgil: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
^ Spurv: who: 'cares' is an unrecognized argument.
Intulor appears from the shadows.
Intulor enters the game.
Citan says in Westron: and that's my story about how intulor lost his penis
Stubborn ass grazes you.
leap at ass
A maniacal gleam flickers across your eyes as you spot an opening
in your opponent's defenses. You emit a mighty Dwarven battlecry and
madly leap forward. Catching your enemy in a great bearhug, you begin
to spasm. The wicked spikes of your armour dig deep into his soft
flesh, causing warm blood to wondrously wash over your body.
HP:41 EP:19
You snap your fingers.
HP:76 EP:61
Damien snaps his fingers.
You say to Damien: U SUX.
Damien says to you: Greetings.
An Orc courier pack
Chain leggings
A silvered breastplate
A dwarven prospector's pack
An Orc courier pack
A large shining breastplate
An Orc courier pack
Fergus, the Master of Arms
=HP:222 EP:107= get fag into pack
You see more than one pack. Using the first of the following:
on your person: An Orc courier pack (worn)
on the ground : An Orc courier pack
on the ground : A Dol Amroth pack (open)
on the ground : An Orc courier pack
on the ground : A dwarven prospector's pack
...
There is no fag here to get.
=HP:222 EP:106= Draugluin phases into reality.
Osselicks was nuked at 13:49 06/6/03
Osselicks fatnuts the eorling Orc-target (Impartial)
Departed from Arda Gender: male
Age: 10m 54s
Nuke Reason: Guess
Izor and Izor the dunedain Warlord (Moral)
On for: 3h 53m 25s Gender: male
Age: 32d 12h 25m 54s
Izor is a member of the Udungul.
Info: I agree with Linux
You tell Izor: You fuckin Schizo :P
[ Daen Hecil ] Direkein can't even threaten people with pk's anymore, they'd
just laugh at me and ask me where to meet.
You give Manwe a mousetrap.
SNAP!
Manwe yells and jumps up and down as he tries to get rid of the mousetrap!
Manwe tosses a mousetrap into the clouds where it is devoured by a thousand lightning bolts.
You say: i went through all the trouble of getting it too :(
Manwe reaches inside his cloak and pulls out a mousetrap.
SNAP!
Manwe yells and jumps up and down as he tries to get rid of the mousetrap!
Manwe grumbles.
^ Arkon: I have MUD parties but don't invite anyone
Darn's place(w and n)
A piece of jerky
A piece of jerky
A piece of jerky
A large key
A trash can
Darn greets you with a warm smile
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You can't go that way!
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You can't go that way!
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Inner Halls(nw and s)
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You can't go that way!
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You can't go that way!
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Travelto: aborted! Type 'travelto resume' to continue.
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You blink.
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You fall down laughing.
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You can't go that way!
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Darn's place(w and n)
A piece of jerky
A piece of jerky
A piece of jerky
A large key
A trash can
Darn greets you with a warm smile
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Inner Halls(e, s, w and n)
Semore the wandering squire
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Darn's place(w and n)
A piece of jerky
A piece of jerky
A piece of jerky
A large key
A trash can
Darn greets you with a warm smile
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Semore enters.
You can only resume in the room you stopped in.
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Inner Halls(nw and s)
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Travelto: resuming journey.
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You can't go that way!
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Sleeping quarters(se, s and sw)
A small knife (engulfed in flames)
A small knife (engulfed in flames)
A sharp carving knife (engulfed in flames)
A carving knife (engulfed in flames)
A small knife (engulfed in flames)
A clipping of nightshade
A handcrafted arrow
A board
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You can't go that way!
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You can't go that way!
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You can't go that way!
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Travelto: aborted! Type 'travelto resume' to continue.
Travelto: resuming journey.
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You can't go that way!
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Amruin mailroom(s and n)
An arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
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A handcrafted arrow
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A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
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A handcrafted arrow
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A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
A handcrafted arrow
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Inner Halls(e, s, w and n)
HP:130 EP:130>
You can't go that way!
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Darn's place(w and n)
A piece of jerky
A piece of jerky
A piece of jerky
A large key
A trash can
Darn greets you with a warm smile
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You can't go that way!
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You can't go that way!
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You can't go that way!
Travelto: Destination reached!
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=HP:230 EP:230= Caber says in Westron: Okay. Well, if you're bored, and you think you can
not end up spinning the wheel, join us on the DA towncomm. It's a hoot.
'A hoot?
You say in Westron: A hoot?
=HP:230 EP:230= 'You're so fucking strange.
You say in Westron: You're so fucking strange.
***CUBAN***
Lalo is the silvan Shadow of the Forest
Last on: 18h 30m 51s ago. Gender: male
Age: 26d 8h 48m 30s
Can be mailed: Lalo@Thranduil
Info: The true is out there!!!
***/CUBAN***
*****And ah, the fame of being in Tidbits these days!
What crazy things people will do to get their 30 seconds in the spotlight!****
HP:230 EP:26| Citan says in Westron: hey howler if you start humping my leg or something
you might make it in