Who knew?
Chord looks at you.
Chord marks you for a good time.
<RANHOTH> is tattooed on this elf's neck.
37.47535% Major Geek
Chord is a leader of Ranhoth.
Chord has the look of a seasoned adventurer.
He is carrying:
A sapphire sword (wielded).
A small knife.
A keyring containing 4 keys (worn).
A simple leather baldric (worn).
An 'I've been to The 5th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
An empty wolf's head pipe.
A carved war-horn (worn).
A message stone.
You tilt your head.
This is a hallway that heads back into Bree hill.
There is a parlour to the north and private sleeping rooms to
the east. Most patrons live upstairs because that is where the
rooms are cheapest. The rooms you can rent to sleep in are
upstairs as well.
The only obvious exits are up, southwest, north and east.
Chord Twayblade the sindar Legionnaire (Angelic)
An innkeeper
A sign... look at it!
You search your pockets and find 2787 gold.
Chord says in Westron: invite me to your room, for some fun.
Prancing Pony Common Room(s, ne, e and d)
A trash can
A drunken sailor
Butterbur is here, gossiping and serving ale [28 rumours, 22 new]
Prancing Pony Inn(u, sw, n and e)
Chord Twayblade the sindar Legionnaire (Angelic)
An innkeeper
A sign... look at it!
You invite Chord to your room.
You go "Woo!".
Prancing Pony Private Renting Room(d)
A trash can
Chord visits your inn room in Bree.
Chord appears from the shadows.
You go "Woo!".
Streak Deathseeker the dunedain Barbarian (Demonic)
HP: 170/170 END: 161/170 Exp: ******* Avg. Stats: 90
Strength: 90 Agility: 90 Charisma: 90
Constitution: 90 Coordination: 90 Intelligence: 90
Level 13 warrior, 11d 16h 56m 38s old.
Chord says in Westron: hehehe
You ponder something.
Chord says in Westron: ?
Chord ponders your inner being.
Prancing Pony Private Renting Room(d)
Chord Twayblade the sindar Legionnaire (Angelic)
A trash can
You ponder something.
You say in Westron: Good time?
You ponder something.
Chord says in Westron: yeah, 100 gold per minute
You say in Westron: You're not worth it.
Chord says in Westron: fine 50/min
Chord refuses to accept the item!
You frown.
Chord says, "Ok!".
You give Chord some gold coins.
Chord says in Westron: whee
Chord says in Westron: rdy set ...
Chord says in Westron: go
Chord pulls you close and gives you a long, loving french kiss.
You moan.
Chord licks you.
You mmm.
Chord licks you all over.
You say in Westron: Oh yea, baby.
Chord embraces you.
You kiss Chord.
Chord licks you some more.
Chord says in Westron: 1 minute up
You swear.
You give Chord some gold coins.
Chord says in Westron: rdy....
Chord says in Westron: set....
Chord says in Westron: go!
Chord hugs you.
You go nuts and strip off all your clothes.
You hold Chord close.
Chord gets a crazy look in his eye and strips completely naked.
You cheer enthusiastically for Chord.
Chord dances to a tune only he can hear.
Chord giggles mischievously.
You mmm.
You slowly wrap your arms around Chord and kiss him passionately.
Chord pulls you close and kisses you softly.
Chord slowly wraps his arms around you and kisses you passionately.
Chord flirtatiously plays footsie with you.
You mmm.
You giggle like a schoolgirl.
Chord starts giving you a tender massage.
Chord says in Westron: 1 minute up
You swear.
You say in Westron: Free one?
Chord says in Westron: umm...buy 4 get 1 free
You think really hard.
You say in Westron: Howsabout buy three get one free?
Chord hmms.
Chord ponders something.
You frown.
You pout.
You cry.
You search your pockets and find 2687 gold.
Chord will be right back... ut of money!
You say in Westron: I'm out of money!
Prancing Pony Private Renting Room(d)
Chord Twayblade the sindar Legionnaire (Angelic)
A trash can
Chord says in Westron: More?
You say in Westron: Only if it's 2 for the price of one!
Chord says in Westron: it is...buy 3 get 1 free
You give Chord some gold coins.
Chord goes "WHEE!!".
You say in Westron: Whee! Two more minutes!
Chord says in Westron: rdy...
Chord says in Westron: set....
Chord says in Westron: go!
Chord gets a crazy look in his eye and strips completely naked.
You go "WHEE!!".
You lick his neck hungrily.
-> Chord dance around the room, naked.
You mmm.
You cheer wildly.
Chord licks you.
Chord starts giving you a tender massage.
You moan.
Chord rubs your neck.
You mmm.
Chord licks your neck...t
You mmm.
-> Chord t....then all over.
Chord pulls you close and gives you a long, loving french kiss.
You return Chord's kiss with an even more passionate one.
Chord coaxes you into stripping before him.
You oh interestedly.
-> Chord rubs you in all the righ places.
-> Chord right*
Chord starts giving you a tender massage.
-> Chord plays with your hair.
You mmm.
Chord is done.
You giggle like a schoolgirl.
You pout.
HP:170 EP:86 ' I want my money back!
Chord says in Westron: you went over by 30 seconds.
You say in Westron: I want my money back!
You say in Westron: You suck!
Chord says in Westron: now...1k or this will go on log page
Chord says in Westron: :)
You say in Westron: hahahaha
You say in Westron: I already have it ready to post.
You fall down laughing.
Chord says in Westron: hah!
Chord says in Westron: i have to get it rdy first :(
Chord blahs.
You go Hah!
You say in Westron: I'll have it posted first!
You snicker insanely.
Chord says in Westron: probably
You say in Westron: Now give me my cash, you whore. You weren't any good.