Boffo HP:194 EP:48> Navin says: Hello traveler. Navin says: You must be cold. Wiln says: I can't get the fire started, dad. Navin says: Like this, son. Wiln shivers. You can only camp out in the wilderness. <------------------Here's the Problem! Boffo HP:195 EP:49> Wiln says: I am so cold dad. ^ Baraka: what happens if i dont pay for an item i bidded for????? ^ Uldir: you explode ^ Gothwin: you are castrated ^ Chord: read 'help auction' ^ Thalus ohs..Gothwin is gonna do it herself! ^ Sefron: with her teeth! ^ Thalus: You lucky boy! ^ Connor cringes ^ Gothwin: just give me the time of day ^ Connor: It is mid morning in Middle-earth. ^ Boffo: Gothwin can castrate with a chilling glance. ^ Gothwin erms ^ Thalus: You have to get in line! There are many others waiting for her to perform the castration! ^ Menistel: Show us Gothy ^ Gothwin: ya, you dwarf, are first ^ Thalus: Baraka can take my place though. ^ Gothwin: but then again...you never know what's hiding within all that hair of yours...maybe not ^ Gothwin: a more fitting punishment would be to braid lil pink ribbons into all that hair You scrape Small snake with the edge of the tip. Small snake misses you. You pierce Small snake in the midsection. Small snake misses you. You stab Small snake with the tip of the spear. Small snake misses you. You pierce Small snake in the midsection. Small snake falls to the ground. <---------------Some have farther to fall than others. Small snake is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Small snake is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! You decide to put Small snake out of its misery. I borrow the Swordbreaker from Arkon. He was obliging because I was such an admirer... I didn't have a specific use for it, but I decided to go snag a Serpent Sword, because it was nearby... The dagger before you is as long as your forearm, and made from slightly tarnished steel. One edge is razor sharp, designed to slice through leather and skin. On the other side, the blade has been serrated: long, thin metal prongs rise up from the center of the blade, ready to catch and disarm an opponent's sword. A bronze hilt, attached to a wooden pommel, finishes off the fine weapon. [snip to action already in progress] You run the knife through Hideous skeleton's throat, releasing a river of blood! Hideous skeleton misses you. Hideous skeleton misses you. You slice Hideous skeleton's forearm. Hideous skeleton misses you. Hideous skeleton misses you. You thrust the dagger into Hideous skeleton's chest, narrowly missing the heart! Hideous skeleton misses you. Hideous skeleton misses you. You slice Hideous skeleton's forearm. Hideous skeleton misses you. Hideous skeleton misses you. You gouge Hideous skeleton in the stomach, spilling steaming intestines! Hideous skeleton misses you. Hideous skeleton misses you. You slice Hideous skeleton's forearm. Hideous skeleton misses you. Hideous skeleton misses you. You entangle Hideous skeleton's sword in the swordbreaker, throwing you both off balance! Hideous skeleton misses you. You killed Hideous skeleton. The skeleton disintegrates into a pile of gray dust. A strange draft blows in from nowhere, scattering the remains into oblivion. Grymlar says: Something is amiss in Arda You tell Boren: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Grymlar says: I hate that phrase!!! You scowl fiercely. Boffo HP:200 EP:174> Boren tells you: ? You say: That gulps and blows! Boffo HP:200 EP:174> Draugluin phases into reality. You tell Boren: New Guilds can be formed. Formal Clan process has been implemented. Boffo HP:200 EP:176> Boren tells you: Cool Boren tells you: You thinking about doing it? You tell Boren: soon my army of Hobbits will pwn the West. Boffo HP:200 EP:177> Drnnivel looks at Nroeb. Boren tells you: Well, Too bad im not a hobbit You tell Boren: I got 55 hard hittin' Half Pints just chompin' at the bit for the chance to Guild. Boffo HP:200 EP:178> Boren tells you: That many?! Grymlar hmms thoughtfully. You tell Boren: Yeah. I ask every hobbit I see who's 5th level or higher. 80% or more have said yes. Boffo HP:200 EP:181> Boren tells you: Neat Boffo HP:200 EP:182> Gold: 85 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A jeweled dagger (wielded). A sharp knife (engulfed in flames). A golden ring with a red ruby attached (worn). A small golden locket (worn). A pair of shin guards (mended) (worn). Tower Guard's helmet (worn). A long heavy coat (worn). A dwarven war shield (worn). A Dol Amroth pack (open) (worn). Boffo's Ill used lute. An empty, sinister-looking black pipe. Boffo's Menelmecar drum. Boffo's big Pinkie ring (worn). Boffo HP:200 EP:182> Grymlar says: didnt take my 1000 Grymlar shrugs thoughtlessly. Nroeb leaves west. Nroeb enters. Draugluin nods. Draugluin says: its cool. one sec Grymlar says: this seems pretty buggy You say: well, that's something... Boffo HP:200 EP:183> Draugluin says: Grymlar, Nroeb, quit and log back on. You say: hey, you're a pioneer m'man. Boffo HP:200 EP:184> Grymlar ohs interestedly. Before you stand an elven wizard unlike many, if any you have ever before seen. Dressed in flowing red robes, his face shrouded by the hood he keeps drawn close over his face, the only noticable thing you can tell about his face is he has GLOWING yellow eyes! From beneath his robes you can see what appears to be a sword hilt, and strapped to his back is a grey colored staff. In his left hand you see him clutching his spellbook tightly as if he is deathly afraid to loose it. As you take a second look you notice him looking at you with a smug grin that you just cant figure out, is he Friend or is he Foe??? This person has the air of a scholar. Grymlar has the look of a seasoned adventurer. He is carrying: Sturdy elvish boots (worn). A silver breastplate (worn). A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Grymlar (wielded). A bloodstained cloak (worn). An emerald shield (mended) (worn). A simple sheepskin sheath (worn). A pair of mail pants (worn). A dwarven mining pack (worn). A dwarven deathmask (worn). A message stone. An 'I've been to The 5th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge. A spellbook. The Tale of Beren and Luthien. Grymlar's Menelmecar War drum. A commemorative token from the Event2003. A large, empty dragonclaw pipe. An engraved mithril ring, inlaid with two blue fire opals (worn). A silver ring, inlaid with a diamond (worn). Boffo's Good Friend flute. Boffo HP:200 EP:184> Nroeb says to Grymlar: can you hear me? Boren tells you: You would be the Guildmaster? You tell Boren: hmm. I don't know....... Boffo HP:200 EP:185> At first glance, this appears to be a large walk-in closet and storage area. The room is far deeper than it is wide, and its walls are covered with mellow honey-coloured wood. Hooks line the wall to your right, and a few shelves are covered with what appear to be recent ledgers and notes. A chalkboard attached to the hook nearest the doorway catches your eye. The only obvious exit is west. Nroeb Rhuark the silvan Savage Demon (In Shadows) Draugluin Kinarash Lightbringer the silvan Scout (Moral) Grymlar the sindar Archmage (Heroic) Drnnivel the sindar Sorcerer (Angelic) Daetur the dunedain Warlord (chaotic evil) Boffo HP:200 EP:185> Clan commands: list - list all current and proposed clans view - view a clan leader's mission statement and members pledge - express your interest to join a leader's clan leave - leave the clan you are a member of register - register to create a new clan Commands for ClanLeaders only: status - display the status of your clan, including pledges addpledge - add a pledge to your clan expel - kick a member out of the clan or deny a pledge disband - disband your clan, kicking out all members upgrade - upgrade your clan, see help guild_new Boffo HP:200 EP:185> He is carrying: An ithildin bracelet (worn). Blakton, coat of mithril (worn). The Mordor necklace (worn). A dazzling bejewelled collar (worn). A bright blue quiver (worn). Gharnol, Bow of Angband (wielded). Boffo HP:200 EP:186> Nroeb removes an emerald brooch. Nroeb drops an emerald brooch. Nroeb left the game. Grymlar arcs an eyebrow quizzically at Draugluin. Nroeb appears from the shadows. Nroeb enters the game. Grymlar removes sturdy elvish boots. Grymlar drops sturdy elvish boots. Grymlar removes a silver breastplate. Grymlar drops a silver breastplate. Grymlar removes a beautiful, deadly sword forged by Grymlar. Grymlar drops a beautiful, deadly sword forged by Grymlar. Grymlar removes a bloodstained cloak. Grymlar drops a bloodstained cloak. Grymlar removes an emerald shield (mended). Grymlar drops an emerald shield (mended). Grymlar removes a simple sheepskin sheath. Grymlar drops a simple sheepskin sheath. Grymlar removes a pair of mail pants. Grymlar drops a pair of mail pants. Grymlar removes a dwarven mining pack. Grymlar drops a dwarven mining pack. Grymlar removes the mask and breathes deeply as the rush wears off. Grymlar removes a dwarven deathmask. Grymlar drops a dwarven deathmask. Grymlar left the game. Nroeb wears a jewel of beguiling. Draugluin says: Take his stuff and I nuke you. Draugluin smiles. Nroeb says: that helped Nroeb laughs out loud. Grymlar appears from the shadows. Grymlar enters the game. Kinarash laughs out loud. You heh. You are on the small cobblestoned main street of Bree. To the north is the northern gate and the start of the Old North Road. The Great East Road turns south to go around Bree Hill and continues east into the Greenway. You can see that the Hobbits have built their Hobbit Holes into the side of Bree Hill and that the local human population has built its houses on the southern side of the hill. The sun is rising on the eastern horizon. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are south, west, north, east and southeast. Alsander Rashyrne the eorling Lord (Angelic) Ratty the goat Boffo HP:200 EP:200> Efes enters. Efes leaves south. Maxrayne enters. Alsander gives Ratty The beheaded remains of Local. The goat munches happily away! Maxrayne leaves west. Gildur enters. Deragor enters. Deragor leaves west. Gildur leaves north. Deragor enters. You greet Alsander.