Variags stink.
HP:60 EP:58 Natasygin enters. You feel something deep in your bowels. erm You erm. HP:60 EP:59 glance The center of the camp(sw, stand, enter, e, nw and se) Natasygin passes by you in a hurry A crude wooden pitchfork (broken) A message stone The Asubuhi Record of Conquests [5 notes] HP:60 EP:59 sw You run southwest. A dirt path through the camp(sw, w and ne) A mug of beer A mug of beer HP:60 EP:59 Natasygin enters. sw You run southwest. A dirt path through the camp(s and ne) HP:60 EP:59 You feel you are about to burst! s You run south. A dirt path through the camp(n and latrine) Guard is doing his rounds You sniff the air and almost barf. HP:60 EP:59 latrine You shove the guard out of the way. You open the latrine door. You quickly run inside the latrine. A latrine(out) You close the out door. HP:60 EP:60 l You are inside a latrine. A foul smell greets you, and you try to shield your nose. The walls and floor are made of cheap wooden boards. The current state of the latrine is quite disturbing; so disturbing in fact that you wonder if the variags bring their horses in here too. But if you feel the need, perhaps you could make a deposit. The out door is closed. The only obvious exit is out. HP:60 EP:60 'damn variags You say in Westron: damn variags HP:60 EP:60 The door of the latrine slowly begins to open. You make a coughing noise, and immediately hear a shocked gasp, which is quickly followed by the slam of the door shutting. The door of the latrine slowly begins to open. You make a coughing noise, and immediately hear a shocked gasp, which is quickly followed by the slam of the door shutting. The door of the latrine slowly begins to open. You make a coughing noise, and immediately hear a shocked gasp, which is quickly followed by the slam of the door shutting. 'wait your turn ya dumb fuck. You yell out in Westron: wait your turn ya dumb fuck! HP:60 EP:60 sit down You place some leaves on the bowl and take a seat. HP:60 EP:0 As the foul reek of the latrine continues to enter your nostrils, your mind is overwhelmed by it all and you collapse in a heap on the floor. You are still unconscious. You are still unconscious. You are still unconscious. You are still unconscious. You regain consciousness. A guard runs out of the latrine, holding his nose, and runs further into the town. As you come to and look around, you realize that someone must have rescued you from the festering floor of the latrine and dragged you outside. Natasygin opens the latrine door. With a look of panic, Natasygin rushes inside the latrine! Natasygin leaves latrine. The latrine door swings shut. You hear a deep sigh after the latrine door closes. ahh You sigh contentedly. HP:60 EP:0 n A dirt path through the camp(s and ne) HP:60 EP:0