Lord, what fools these mortals be!
|HP:213 EP:61> s
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
Alecto the dwarf Man-at-Arms (Demonic)
A Beorning leader
|HP:213 EP:61> Alecto stabs Beorning leader leaving a large gash.
Beorning leader misses Alecto.
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You are on rolling hills, covered with long grass.
The sun shines brightly in the western sky.
A crystal clear sky hovers over the world, dotted with a few small clouds.
The only obvious exits are east, south, west and north.
Alecto the dwarf Man-at-Arms (Demonic)
A Beorning leader
|HP:213 EP:61> Alecto misses Beorning leader.
Beorning leader misses Alecto.
' AHA
You say in Westron: AHA
|HP:213 EP:61> Alecto hits Beorning leader in the side, mutilating the flesh.
Beorning leader hits Alecto.
Frosty enters.
Frosty leaves south.
Alecto stabs Beorning leader leaving a large gash.
Beorning leader misses Alecto.
Alecto arcs a curious eyebrow.
Alecto slices Beorning leader across the chest, causing massive bleeding.
Beorning leader misses Alecto.
Alecto stabs Beorning leader leaving a large gash.
Beorning leader misses Alecto.
' THIS BEORNING IS UNDER THE PROTECTION OF THE BEORNINGS
You say in Westron: THIS BEORNING IS UNDER THE PROTECTION OF THE BEORNINGS
|HP:214 EP:62> Alecto stabs Beorning leader leaving a large gash.
Beorning leader misses Alecto.
^ Otoron: Not silly. Just backward!
Alecto hits Beorning leader in the side, mutilating the flesh.
Beorning leader misses Alecto.
Alecto gets the idea in his thick skull and gives an 'AH' of comprehension.
Alecto stabs Beorning leader leaving a large gash.
Beorning leader misses Alecto.
Alecto says in Westron: ok
Alecto hits Beorning leader in the side, mutilating the flesh.
Beorning leader misses Alecto.
' AND I'M NOT A BEORNING SO I DON"T GIVE A FUCK
You say in Westron: AND I'M NOT A BEORNING SO I DON"T GIVE A FUCK
|HP:214 EP:62> l
You are on rolling hills, covered with long grass.
The sun shines brightly in the western sky.
A crystal clear sky hovers over the world, dotted with a few small clouds.
The only obvious exits are east, south, west and north.
Alecto the dwarf Man-at-Arms (Demonic)
A Beorning leader
|HP:214 EP:62> w
Alecto stabs Beorning leader leaving a large gash.
Beorning leader misses Alecto.
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
|HP:214 EP:62> n
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
|HP:214 EP:62> w
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
|HP:214 EP:62> w
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
|HP:214 EP:62> w
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
|HP:214 EP:62> w
The Plains(e, w and n)
|HP:214 EP:62> w
w
The Plains(e, s, w and n)
|HP:215 EP:63> The Plains(e and n)
|HP:215 EP:63> n
The Plains(e, s, path and n)
|HP:215 EP:63>
tell alecto You have been warned!!!
You tell Alecto: You have been warned!!!
Grady says in Westron: Speaking of mud sex.
Grady says in Westron: I ran into someone that knows you Caber.
Guard says in Westron: Let's get this over with.
Guard falls to the ground.
Guard is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Grady tells you: Howler tells you: I'm a large man, and I have guns.
She is carrying:
Kilth's tiny hobbit staff (wielded).
HP:230 EP:219 Devinius enters.
Selphie curtseys gracefully.
Selphie looks at you.
Selphie looks at Devinius.
Devinius has gone net-dead.
HP:230 EP:220 Devinius snorts in amusement.
Selphie ohs interestedly.
hmm
You hmm.
HP:230 EP:220 Devinius has reconnected.
Devinius leaves east.
Rhoads has gone net-dead.
HP:230 EP:229 Rhoads says: DAMN it
Takoro laughs out loud.
Rhoads has reconnected.
Grady says in Westron: Do all the idiots sit on the comm, wait for blatant
silence and say something stupid?
Jaren says in Westron: tell ultilh that jaren says to leave zechzxted alone :P
Zechzxted tells you: You can enter mordor, right?
You tell Ultilh: Jaren says to leave Zechzzx..uh, alone
You tell Zechzxted: Yeah
Ultilh tells you: huh? how'd he know? :P
Zechzxted tells you: Figured we'd smoke Ultilh.
^ Julius: hey look, Lmno, its Jkfd...you guys are a match made in the
alphabet
^ Lokki: where can i get some herbs?
^ Pestilence: try Klouse or Deadlok.
^ Mizrahi rolls on the floor laughing.
^ Seroth: france sucks
^ Lalo: who is france
Rimsilval Iranon has been attacked by Troll with HP: 210 and EP: 80
Rimsilval Iranon has been attacked by Squad with HP: 210 and EP: 80
Rimsilval Iranon has been attacked by Orc captain with HP: 210 and EP:
80
'What the hell did you just ask me?
Otoron falls down laughing.
You say in Westron: What the hell did you just ask me?
HP:230 EP:221 Otoron says in Westron: (Ken is black)
wave iranon
legend iranon
You wave iranon.
HP:230 EP:221 rotfl
Iranon Burfoot the sindar Kingpin (Demonic)
On for: 1h 16m 7s Gender: male
Age: 14d 16h 11m 52s
Can be mailed: Iranon@Bree Iranon has recorded a life story.
Iranon is a member of the Rimsilval.
Info: Chimaera says in Westron: you are freaky
HP:230 EP:221 You roll on the floor laughing.
HP:230 EP:221 legend iranon
The ghost of Iranon
On for: 1h 16m 11s
Age: 0s
Iranon has recorded a life story.
HP:230 EP:221 rotfl
wet
You roll on the floor laughing.
HP:230 EP:221 You wet your pants laughing.
HP:230 EP:221 Rimsilval Otoron: Goddammit.
wet
You wet your pants laughing.
HP:230 EP:228 'HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
You say in Westron: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HP:230 EP:228 emote chokes.
You emote: Armada chokes.
^ Krakkur: Lost should me nuked for his name, you can't "get lost" when he's
in the room!
You take Dreiddel's hand and effortlessly spin him in graceful circles.
HP:100 EP:100
You sing: I made you out of clay!
^ Sefron: hwo much doe
s it cost to wire money?
^ It depends on how much money you are sending.
^ Fimbu: It depends on how much money you are sending.
|HP:230 EP:157> ^ Manni: blue.
^ Damn, nobody liked my joke.
^ Fimbu: Damn, nobody liked my joke.
|HP:230 EP:155> ^ Zelindo: i don't get it.
^ Jasumin: What joke?
^ Manni: i was going to make the same joke, but then I realized it
wouldnt have been funny
^ Sefron: joke?
^ Sefron asked how much it costed to wire money
^ Fimbu: Sefron asked how much it costed to wire money
|HP:230 EP:152> Alexa tells you: an elven short sword is now on sale as lot 257, minimum bid
200 gold Aess. Exc rep.
^ Obviously if you send more money
^ Fimbu: Obviously if you send more money
|HP:230 EP:147> ^ You're paying more
^ Manni: Well if you're wiring $2, it costs $2 plus the wiring fee...
for $100, it costs $100 plus the wiring fee
^ Fimbu: You're paying more
|HP:230 EP:142> ^ What manni said.
^ Fimbu: What manni said.
|HP:230 EP:138> ^ Sefron: ah
^ Manni: <- Why I didn't say it
^ Jasumin: ha ha.
^ IMO, it was very witty
^ Fimbu: IMO, it was very witty
|HP:230 EP:135> ^ IMHO, however, it was not witty.
^ Fimbu: IMHO, however, it was not witty.
|HP:230 EP:131> ^ Zelindo: that's because you're a dunlending!
^ Jasumin: Sure it was....
|HP:230 EP:131> ^ Jasumin: We might have to start calling you Mithgil.
^ Gothwin: anybody interested in a pair of baskets?
^ Zelindo: oh baby, yes
^ Apparently nobody liked my 'IMO/IMHO' joke
^ Fimbu: Apparently nobody liked my 'IMO/IMHO' joke
|HP:230 EP:128> ^ Lemme explain that
^ Fimbu: Lemme explain that
|HP:230 EP:123> ^ Manni: hahaha
^ Jasumin: My favorite newbie story is something that happened to me the other day...a newbie told he had been having a hard time with a certain quest in Erebor...
^ Jasumin: So...out of curiousity....I asked him what the problem was...he said he had the key but couldn't seem to get in
^ Jasumin: turns out, he was trying to unlock the BkD guildhall
^ Zelindo laughs
^ Ravenlore: hahaha
^ Jasumin: He had been trying for days
Malakan looks at the Silent Slayer.
Malakan says in Westron: BUFFY THEY SILENCED YOU!
You are now allowing Any cheap whore who looks good to pass this guard point.
You currently allow Sauron, Melkor and And any cheap
whore who looks good to pass.
^ Grady: I believe you made that much about as much as I believe my
nuts are orange and pink.
^ Mithgil: I saw them, they are.
^ Grady: BAD EXAMPLE
Clan Leader: Shalligan
Description:
The Mercenaries of Mordor wage war against good and like to attack moral city's.
As they are Mercenaries they will kill evil but rarely will you see it since they Kneel to Sauron and his lords.
Even so there goal is to deystroy Beorn himself for his crimes against Sauron and his Minions.
Sent out as Mercenaries of Sauron we fight to bring down all good and Beorn.
You pummel Llandros with multiple blows from the whip!
Llandros falls to the ground.
Llandros is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Llandros is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Llandros is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
bandage llandros
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Llandros is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
You bandage Llandros.
-HP:228 EP:29- You stand on the rolling hills of Rohan that have most recently
been defiled by bloodshed and loss. You can see signs of a camp to
the east housing the few remaining disillusioned Dunlending soldiers
that gave their aid to Saruman foolishly. Battered, broken, and scattered
they have conglomerated here to lick their wounds.
The River Isen is west.
The Tower of Orthanc is northwest.
The sky is dark blue and a yellow glow comes from the east.
A light wind blows from the southwest, and clouds form overhead.
The only obvious exits are south and east.
Llandros Loressin the sindar Eldo Raumor (Hand of Elbereth) unconscious
The ghost of Incognito
Corpse of Incognito
-HP:228 EP:29- Llandros has gone net-dead.
Flasd enters.
'God.
You say in Westron: God.
-HP:229 EP:30- 'I'm so mercyful.
You say in Westron: I'm so mercyful.
-HP:229 EP:30- ^ Snorri: more random paper than plates and crumbs, but the pizza boxes are
right.
Incognito shakes its head.
'I bandaged him.
^ Calenril: Ha!
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Incognito sighs.
You say in Westron: I bandaged him.
-HP:229 EP:30- You stand on the rolling hills of Rohan that have most recently
been defiled by bloodshed and loss. You can see signs of a camp to
the east housing the few remaining disillusioned Dunlending soldiers
that gave their aid to Saruman foolishly. Battered, broken, and scattered
they have conglomerated here to lick their wounds.
The River Isen is west.
The Tower of Orthanc is northwest.
The sky is dark blue and a yellow glow comes from the east.
A light wind blows from the southwest, and clouds form overhead.
The only obvious exits are south and east.
Flasd the dunlending Warlord (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
Llandros Loressin the sindar Eldo Raumor (Hand of Elbereth) disconnected
The ghost of Incognito
Corpse of Incognito
-HP:229 EP:30- Llandros has reconnected.
Burning tails envelop Llandros and slay him with searing gledes.
You killed Llandros.
Llandros has died.
'Nevermind.
You say in Westron: Nevermind.
Disgusting rat begs for mercy as you land a near-fatal blow.
Disgusting rat misses you.
You inflict massive damage to Disgusting rat with a brutal attack!
Disgusting rat misses you.
You miss Disgusting rat by mere inches.
Disgusting rat misses you.
Disgusting rat dodges your attack with some skill.
Disgusting rat misses you.
You cut into Disgusting rat's flesh with careless ease.
Disgusting rat hits you very hard.
You bury the sword into Disgusting rat with deadly precision.
Disgusting rat grazes you.
-HP:135 EP:171- Disgusting rat screams in pain as you slice flesh without mercy.
Disgusting rat misses you.
Disgusting rat begs for mercy as you land a near-fatal blow.
Disgusting rat misses you.
Disgusting rat is stabbed viciously by you.
Disgusting rat grazes you.
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-HP:139 EP:177- This is where some of Minas Tirith's emergency supply of clothing
is kept. There is a big pile of clothes by the west wall of the room.
The area is fairly plain and uninteresting.
The only obvious exit is southwest.
-HP:139 EP:177- reach in pile
What?
-HP:140 EP:178- reach in hole
l hole
What?
-HP:140 EP:178- You don't see that here.
-HP:140 EP:178- search hole
You search, but fail to find anything of interest.
-HP:140 EP:175- l hole
You don't see that here.
-HP:140 EP:175- l pile
On closer inspection, the clothes appear to be all chewed up!
Maybe you should search more closely.
-HP:140 EP:175- dig through pile
What?
-HP:141 EP:176- search pile
In the bottom of the pile, you find a nest of rats! Now you
know who chewed the clothes.
Suddenly Disgusting rat attacks you!
Suddenly Disgusting rat attacks you!
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^ Akheron: Wow, they updated the Loth bridge!
^ Ruiniel: what does it do?
^ Akheron: Well, it says "The Lothlorien Bridge" instead of 'The Bridge'
^ Akheron: And it has a hitching post!
^ Yffern: Welcome ARDAV2!
^ Sefron: i asked a girl out when i was 5... she had a boyfriend :(