this was rather amusing

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Kozlodoev [legacy]
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31 July 2003 00:00:00
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who was the lucky figure anyway?


The entrance to Isengard(out and e)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Renegade enters.
Winnetou leaves east.
Renegade leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The entrance to Isengard(nw and w)
 Renegade Cüneytlibatur the eorling Master Archer (Moral)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Winnetou leaves northwest.
You follow your leader northwest.
The tower of Orthanc(se)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
 Haroth Agannâlo the dunedain Diamond in the Dirt
 Treebeard the Ent stands on watch here
You feel as if you are being watched!
Renegade enters.
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Renegade shields Winnetou, Haroth grazes Renegade.
Haroth snaps Winnetou burning flesh and sizzling blood.
You smell burning flesh as the divine evil engulfs Winnetou in a blazing inferno!
The next time you see '^With a heave and some struggling', you will do: 'climb into crack'.
HP:230 EP:153> wimpy off
drink mixed potion
draw sword
backstab Haroth
shape
You don't feel like a wimp anymore.
HP:230 EP:153> You put your lips to the potion and gulp it all down.
You feel great evil power surge through you.
HP:230 EP:173> You whip your sapphire sword from your baldric like a weaponsmaster!!
You wield a sapphire sword.
HP:230 EP:173> You cannot backstab Haroth.
HP:230 EP:173> Usage: shape <target>
HP:230 EP:173> Haroth sends tails flying at Winnetou, but they miss their mark.
Winnetou misses Haroth.
Haroth sends tails flying at Winnetou, but they miss their mark.
Haroth misses Winnetou.
Winnetou misses Haroth.
Treebeard says in Westron: Hrm, I thought I heard something about Saruman's
     staff being broken...
Haroth sends tails flying at Winnetou, but they miss their mark.
Haroth misses Winnetou.
Winnetou misses Haroth.
Renegade downs a potion.
Renegade wields his bow.
Renegade nocks a dark arrow.
Renegade draws back on a bow.
Haroth sends tails flying at Winnetou, but they miss their mark.
Haroth misses Winnetou.
Winnetou misses Haroth.
Party say from Winnetou:  he's idle
Haroth sends tails flying at Winnetou, but they miss their mark.
Winnetou misses Haroth.
Haroth sends tails flying at Winnetou, but they miss their mark.
Haroth misses Winnetou.
Winnetou misses Haroth.
Suddenly you have a massive headache.
Haroth sends tails flying at Winnetou, but they miss their mark.
Winnetou misses Haroth.
Winnetou grrs.
Haroth sends tails flying at Winnetou, but they miss their mark.
Haroth misses Winnetou.
Winnetou misses Haroth.
Treebeard says in Westron: Hrm Hoom, these hasty humans, always causing
     trouble.
Renegade shields Winnetou, Haroth hits Renegade.
Haroth snaps Winnetou burning flesh and sizzling blood.
Haroth has idled too long.
Haroth drops a freshly picked tulip.
Haroth drops a silver flask.
Haroth drops a freshly picked tulip.
The flame sputters and ceases as the whip is removed.
Haroth removes a many-tailed whip.
Haroth drops a many-tailed whip.
Haroth removes a dwarven war shield.
Haroth drops a dwarven war shield.
Haroth removes Tower Guard's helmet.
Haroth drops Tower Guard's helmet.
Haroth removes a pair of mail pants.
Haroth drops a pair of mail pants.
Haroth removes a crystal.
Haroth drops a crystal.
Haroth removes a finely-shaped pearl carapace.
Haroth drops a finely-shaped pearl carapace.
Haroth removes a staff sling containing a strange runed staff.
Haroth drops a staff sling containing a strange runed staff.
Haroth removes a bloodstained cloak.
Haroth drops a bloodstained cloak.
Haroth removes an Orc courier pack.
Haroth drops an Orc courier pack.
Haroth removes a simple sheepskin sheath.
Haroth drops a simple sheepskin sheath.
Haroth removes a crystal.
Haroth drops a crystal.
Haroth left the game.
Anonymous figure gets a many-tailed whip.
The tips of many tails light up and course together!
The whip of the Balrog bursts into evil flame!
Anonymous figure wields a many-tailed whip.
Winnetou says in Westron: should've done it earlier
You say to your party: leave?
HP:230 EP:164> get whip
There is no whip here to get.
You heh.
HP:230 EP:160> Winnetou gets an Orc courier pack into an Orc courier pack.
Party say from Winnetou:  got it ?
HP:230 EP:158> i
Gold: 61               Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A sapphire sword (wielded).
*A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion (in hands).
*A keyring containing 7 keys (worn).
*A small knife (engulfed in flames).
*A small knife (engulfed in flames).
*A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn).
*A dwarven war shield (worn).
*A stamped staying-permit.
*A pair of mail pants (worn).
*A studded leather baldric (worn).
*An Orc courier pack (worn).
*Tower Guard's helmet (worn).
*An 'I've been to The 5th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
 A tightly wrapped sash, Kozlodoev's pride as a Corsair (worn).
*A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
*A message stone.
HP:230 EP:157> Winnetou gets a crystal into an Orc courier pack.
Winnetou gets a crystal into an Orc courier pack.
Winnetou gets a freshly picked tulip into an Orc courier pack.
Winnetou gets a freshly picked tulip into an Orc courier pack.
[ CoU ] Winnetou: got it ??/
Anonymous figure grins.
a simple sheepskin sheath : Ok.
a bloodstained cloak : Ok.
a staff sling : Too bulky.
a finely-shaped pearl carapace : The carapace is too bulky and awkward for you to do that.
a pair of mail pants : Too bulky.
Tower Guard's helmet : Too bulky.
a dwarven war shield : Too bulky.
a silver flask : You would spill it.
HP:230 EP:154> Anonymous figure drops a phial of Roderick's Dream Potion.
Anonymous figure wears a finely-shaped pearl carapace.
Anonymous figure gets a phial of Roderick's Dream Potion.
You say in Westron: rene?
HP:230 EP:152> Treebeard says in Westron: Hrumph, now where'd that Quickbeam run to?
     Almost hasty, he is...
Winnetou removes a Dol Amroth knight's sword.
Winnetou puts a Dol Amroth knight's sword into an old leather baldric.
Winnetou removes a tough leather shirt.
Winnetou drops a tough leather shirt.
Renegade removes a bow.
Renegade puts a dark arrow into a quiver.
Renegade slings a bow over his shoulder.
close flask
Renegade wears a tough leather shirt.
Renegade wears a staff sling containing a strange runed staff.
Renegade wears a pair of mail pants.
Renegade wears Tower Guard's helmet.
Renegade wears a dwarven war shield.
You close a silver flask.
a silver flask : Ok.
HP:230 EP:151> Anonymous figure drops a phial of Roderick's Dream Potion.
Anonymous figure gets a phial of Roderick's Dream Potion.
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    Before you is the great tower of Orthanc, a menace still
in the desolation that lies around it. The black rock which makes
up the tower gleams as if it was wet even when it is not. The
many faces of stone have sharp edges as if they had been newly
chiseled. A few scorings, and small flake-like splinters at its
base, are all the marks it bears from the fury of the Ents. On the
eastern side there is a great door high above the ground; and
over it a shuttered window, opening upon a balcony hedged with
iron bars. This is the only entrance to the tower of Orthanc,
but, alas, the key is locked inside with its master! 
    The only obvious exit is southeast.
 Renegade Cüneytlibatur the eorling Master Archer (Moral)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
 Treebeard the Ent stands on watch here
You feel as if you are being watched!
HP:230 EP:150> get all into pack
There is nothing here to get.
HP:230 EP:148> Anonymous figure says in Westron: thanks
Winnetou has a questioning look on his face.
boggle
You boggle at the concept.
HP:230 EP:147> Anonymous figure grins.
Party say from Winnetou:  who got it ?
say this was finny
You say in Westron: this was finny
HP:230 EP:145> Drille enters.
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You say to your party: not us
HP:230 EP:144>     Before you is the great tower of Orthanc, a menace still
in the desolation that lies around it. The black rock which makes
up the tower gleams as if it was wet even when it is not. The
many faces of stone have sharp edges as if they had been newly
chiseled. A few scorings, and small flake-like splinters at its
base, are all the marks it bears from the fury of the Ents. On the
eastern side there is a great door high above the ground; and
over it a shuttered window, opening upon a balcony hedged with
iron bars. This is the only entrance to the tower of Orthanc,
but, alas, the key is locked inside with its master! 
    The only obvious exit is southeast.
 Drille the dunedain Deathmaster (Demonic)
 Renegade Cüneytlibatur the eorling Master Archer (Moral)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
 Treebeard the Ent stands on watch here
HP:230 EP:143> Renegade says in Westron: ugh
Treebeard says in Westron: Hroom Hm, nary a squirrel enters here without my
     knowing it first.
Winnetou leaves southeast.
Renegade leaves southeast.
You follow your leader southeast.
The entrance to Isengard(nw and w)
 Renegade Cüneytlibatur the eorling Master Archer (Moral)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Winnetou leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The entrance to Isengard(out and e)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Renegade enters.
Winnetou leaves out.
Renegade leaves out.
You follow your leader out.
The doors of Isengard(n, enter, e, s and w)
 Renegade Cüneytlibatur the eorling Master Archer (Moral)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
 A bowl with a lid
Winnetou leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Renegade enters.
Winnetou leaves south.
Renegade leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Great West Road(n, sw, e, s and w)
 Renegade Cüneytlibatur the eorling Master Archer (Moral)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Winnetou leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Great West Road(n, sw, s and w)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Renegade enters.
Winnetou leaves south.
Renegade leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Great West Road(n, s, nw, w and se)
 Renegade Cüneytlibatur the eorling Master Archer (Moral)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Winnetou leaves southeast.
You follow your leader southeast.
Isen Ford(e, nw and w)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Renegade enters.
Winnetou leaves east.
Renegade leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The Great West Road(n, e, s, w and se)
 Renegade Cüneytlibatur the eorling Master Archer (Moral)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Winnetou leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
Rohan Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Renegade enters.
Winnetou leaves east.
Renegade leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
Rohan Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Renegade Cüneytlibatur the eorling Master Archer (Moral)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Winnetou leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
Rohan Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
 A piece of jerky
Renegade enters.
Winnetou leaves east.
Renegade leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
Rohan Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Renegade Cüneytlibatur the eorling Master Archer (Moral)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
legend amearn
Amearn the eorling Illmatic© 
On for:  1h 44m 24s                       Gender: male
Age: 10d 3h 28m 6s                        
Can be mailed: Amearn@Adornas
Info: I am the underground king that ain't been crowned. (G-Unit) 
HP:230 EP:141> Winnetou leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
Rohan Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Renegade enters.
Winnetou leaves east.
Renegade leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
Rohan Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Renegade Cüneytlibatur the eorling Master Archer (Moral)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Winnetou leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
Rohan Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Renegade enters.
Winnetou leaves east.
Renegade leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
Rohan Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Renegade Cüneytlibatur the eorling Master Archer (Moral)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Winnetou leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
Rohan Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Renegade enters.
Winnetou leaves east.
Renegade leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
Rohan Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Renegade Cüneytlibatur the eorling Master Archer (Moral)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Winnetou leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
Rohan Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Renegade enters.
Winnetou leaves east.
Renegade leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
Rohan Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Renegade Cüneytlibatur the eorling Master Archer (Moral)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Winnetou leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
Rohan Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Renegade enters.
Winnetou leaves south.
Renegade leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Rohan Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Renegade Cüneytlibatur the eorling Master Archer (Moral)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Winnetou leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Rohan Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Renegade enters.
Winnetou leaves south.
Renegade leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Rohan Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Renegade Cüneytlibatur the eorling Master Archer (Moral)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Winnetou leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Rohan Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
 Rider is riding A Rohan steed
 A Rohan steed
Renegade enters.
Winnetou leaves south.
Renegade leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Rohan Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Renegade Cüneytlibatur the eorling Master Archer (Moral)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Winnetou leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Rohan Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Renegade enters.
Winnetou leaves south.
Renegade leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Rohan Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Renegade Cüneytlibatur the eorling Master Archer (Moral)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
 A very hungry plains cat sizes you up
Winnetou leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Rohan Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Renegade enters.
Winnetou leaves south.
Renegade leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Rohan Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Renegade Cüneytlibatur the eorling Master Archer (Moral)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
 A very hungry plains cat sizes you up
Winnetou leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Rohan Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Renegade enters.
Winnetou leaves south.
Renegade leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Rohan Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Renegade Cüneytlibatur the eorling Master Archer (Moral)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Winnetou leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Great West Road(n, sw, e, s and w)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
Renegade enters.
Winnetou leaves south.
Renegade leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The north gate(n, e, s and w)
 Renegade Cüneytlibatur the eorling Master Archer (Moral)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
 A guard stands watch over the gate
 A guard stands watch over the gate
Party say from Winnetou:  fuck
You laugh out loud.
HP:230 EP:138> Renegade says in Westron: arg
Drille enters.
Drille leaves north.
Rygter enters.
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You say in Westron: funny shit
HP:230 EP:135> Rygter leaves north.
    The main street of Edoras leads south from the gate.  It is a broad
path, which leads steadily up the great hill.  Spaced along the way
are several short flights of stairs.  Beside the road a swift 
stream of water flows in a stone channel.  There are many houses on
either side of the path as it winds its way up the hill.  To the east
is a small stone guard house, to the west a building with a plaque on
its door.
You think you could guard this area... Type 'info'.
The sun shines brightly in the western sky.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are north, east, south and west.
 Renegade Cüneytlibatur the eorling Master Archer (Moral)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
 A guard stands watch over the gate [2]
HP:230 EP:135> trigger off
Trigger deactivated.
HP:230 EP:134> l
    The main street of Edoras leads south from the gate.  It is a broad
path, which leads steadily up the great hill.  Spaced along the way
are several short flights of stairs.  Beside the road a swift 
stream of water flows in a stone channel.  There are many houses on
either side of the path as it winds its way up the hill.  To the east
is a small stone guard house, to the west a building with a plaque on
its door.
You think you could guard this area... Type 'info'.
The sun shines brightly in the western sky.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are north, east, south and west.
 Renegade Cüneytlibatur the eorling Master Archer (Moral)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
 A guard stands watch over the gate [2]
HP:230 EP:133> fade off
You relax from your efforts to fade into the background, and are 
once more noticeable as who you are.
HP:230 EP:132> l
    The main street of Edoras leads south from the gate.  It is a broad
path, which leads steadily up the great hill.  Spaced along the way
are several short flights of stairs.  Beside the road a swift 
stream of water flows in a stone channel.  There are many houses on
either side of the path as it winds its way up the hill.  To the east
is a small stone guard house, to the west a building with a plaque on
its door.
You think you could guard this area... Type 'info'.
The sun shines brightly in the western sky.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are north, east, south and west.
 Renegade Cüneytlibatur the eorling Master Archer (Moral)
 Winnetou the dwarf Crime Lord (Demonic)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
 A guard stands watch over the gate [2]
HP:230 EP:132> Winnetou looks at you.
Winnetou tells you: you got whip?
You say in Westron: it was korazin or someone
HP:230 EP:133> Party say from Renegade: whre is whip?