Nothing great, but I thought it was funny
The next time you see 'Carantir', you will do: 'hunt carantir'. HP:230 EP:206> wield fork You remove An orc guardsman's sword. You wield your meat fork. HP:230 EP:202> alias r backstab carantir Alias: r (backstab carantir) altered. HP:230 EP:198> alias t do drop sword,get cloak Alias: t (do drop sword,get cloak) altered. HP:230 EP:195> Carantir enters. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You begin to hunt Carantir. HP:230 EP:194> backstab carantir In the lawless land of Mordor, this act is not a crime! You sneak up and stab Carantir from behind! Triggered! doing: hunt carantir HP:230 EP:140> You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:140> Carantir leaves south. You follow Carantir south. A meeting of paths(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) You impale Carantir on the meat fork! Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:139> shape Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) An elite orc guard Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) A mean looking easterling guard Carantir is in good shape. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir HP:230 EP:139> You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:139> Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) An ugly orc guard Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) An ugly orc guard Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) A mean looking easterling guard You skewer Carantir like a hunk of meat! Carantir misses you. Carantir leaves west. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) An ugly orc guard You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:137> Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) A mean looking easterling guard Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) An elite orc guard grin Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) An ugly orc guard Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) A mean-looking orc guard Carantir leaves west. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) An elite orc guard You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:137> You grin. HP:230 EP:137> Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) A mean looking easterling guard Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) An ugly orc guard Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) A mean looking easterling guard Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) An ugly orc guard You poke Carantir. Carantir misses you. Orc says in some strange tongue: merk gruntkaz ternquant? Carantir leaves west. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) An ugly orc guard You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:135> Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) An elite orc guard Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) A mean looking easterling guard shape Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. A gate through the wall(e and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) An elite orc guard [4] Carantir is in good shape. HP:230 EP:135> Carantir leaves west. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Elite easterling guard You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:135> Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) An elite orc guard You miss Carantir. Carantir misses you. Carantir leaves west. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) A mean-looking orc guard You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:133> Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Elite easterling guard Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) An elite orc guard Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) An elite orc guard Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves west. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) An elite orc guard You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:133> Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. A massive bridge spanning a chasm(e and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) A mean looking easterling guard You bury the fork in Carantir. Carantir misses you. Carantir leaves west. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(e and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:131> Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(e, n, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Sauron's Road(ne, e, n, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves south. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir south. The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:131> You stab Carantir. Carantir misses you. shape Carantir leaves north. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir north. Sauron's Road(ne, e, n, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:129> Carantir leaves north. You follow Carantir north. The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves north. You follow Carantir north. Orc path(e, n, se, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves north. You follow Carantir north. Orc path(nw, e, n, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves north. You follow Carantir north. The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves north. You follow Carantir north. The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) A sniffer wrinkles his nose at you Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) A sniffer wrinkles his nose at you Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) A huge Orc captain scowls at you You miss Carantir. Carantir misses you. Carantir is in average shape. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir HP:230 EP:127> Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:127> Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) An Orc slaver considers adding you to his inventory Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Orc path(e, n, se, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Orc path(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Orc path(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) A wiry Orc courier trots past you Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Orc path(e, s, sw and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Orc path(nw, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) A huge Orc captain scowls at you Carantir leaves west. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir west. Orc path(ne, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:127> You miss Carantir. Carantir misses you. Carantir leaves west. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir west. Orc path(e, se, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:125> Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Orc path(e, sw and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Orc path(nw, e and s) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves east. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir east. Orc path(e, sw and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:125> Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Orc path(nw, e and s) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) You stab Carantir. Carantir misses you. Carantir leaves northwest. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir northwest. Orc Camp(n, nw and se) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:124> Carantir leaves northwest. You follow Carantir northwest. Durthang Castle(se) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) shape Carantir is in average shape. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir HP:230 EP:124> You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:124> You skewer Carantir like a hunk of meat! Carantir misses you. Carantir searches the room, but fails to find anything of interest. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:122> You skewer Carantir like a hunk of meat! Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:120> shape Carantir is in average shape. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir HP:230 EP:120> You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:120> You miss Carantir. Carantir misses you. Carantir leaves southeast. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir southeast. Orc Camp(n, nw and se) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:118> You bury the fork in Carantir. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir Carantir misses you. You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:116> Carantir leaves north. You follow Carantir north. A dark entrance(gateway and s) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) You skewer Carantir like a hunk of meat! Triggered! doing: hunt carantir Carantir misses you. You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:114> Carantir leaves south. You follow Carantir south. Orc Camp(n, nw and se) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves southeast. You follow Carantir southeast. Orc path(nw, e and s) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) shape Carantir leaves east. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir east. Orc path(e, sw and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:114> Carantir doesn't look so great. HP:230 EP:114> You poke Carantir. Carantir misses you. Carantir leaves east. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir east. Orc path(e, se, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:112> You stab Carantir. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir Carantir misses you. You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:110> Carantir leaves east. You follow Carantir east. Orc path(ne, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves northeast. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir northeast. The Isenmouthe(n, se, s, sw and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:110> You bury the fork in Carantir. Carantir misses you. Carantir leaves north. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir north. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:109> Carantir leaves north. You follow Carantir north. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves north. You follow Carantir north. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Carantir leaves north. You follow Carantir north. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves north. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir north. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:109> Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit say My god Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) You poke Carantir. You say: My god HP:230 EP:107> Carantir leaves east. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir east. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:107> Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves east. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir east. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:107> Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves east. You follow Carantir east. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) You bury the fork in Carantir. Carantir misses you. Carantir leaves east. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir east. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:105> say I'm gonna kill you with a fork Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves east. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir east. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:105> shape You say: I'm gonna kill you with a fork HP:230 EP:105> Carantir leaves east. You follow Carantir east. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir is near death. HP:230 EP:105> You skewer Carantir like a hunk of meat! Carantir misses you. Carantir leaves east. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir east. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:103> kill You attack Carantir. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir HP:230 EP:103> You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:103> Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves east. You follow Carantir east. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit You stab Carantir. Pit creature inflicts massive damage to Carantir. Carantir leaves west. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir You follow Carantir west. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:101> kill Carantir leaves east. You follow Carantir east. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit You decide to put Carantir out of his misery. Triggered! doing: hunt carantir HP:230 EP:101> You are already hunting Carantir! HP:230 EP:101> Carantir leaves west. You follow Carantir west. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) Carantir leaves east. You follow Carantir east. Udun(n, e, s and w) Carantir the dunedain Fence (Demonic) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit kill You bury the fork in Carantir. You killed Carantir. Carantir has died. In the lawless land of Mordor, this act is not a crime! Kill what? HP:230 EP:100> get all from corpse some gold coins : Ok. HP:230 EP:99> You put 1229 gold in your pockets.