If you are bored read this, if not, not. I die, and in an incredibly frustrating fashion...
I had a mastiff ready in a cell, I had a full flask, keys, a good weapon. I was going to try split them, and lock preferably hunter with the mastiff. Gee, didn't that work out nice HP:197 EP:111> A small temple(e) Deimos Do'Urden the sindar Archmage (Demonic) Nagash Überchipmunk the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Thalus Búrzgûl the dwarf Warlord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) An Easterling Priest HP:197 EP:111> In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported. Deimos' staff fires a red beam at you and hits you dead on. You scream in agony! Suddenly a blue mist forms around you and gets absorbed by the powers of Deimos' staff! Do: Commands completed. HP:86 EP:111> You are too busy to be healed. HP:86 EP:111> Someone steps into the background. You are too busy to make an attack! qw In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported. Without warning, Thalus stabs you from behind! do wimpy off,growl,$ Somebody just got medieval on my arse! Backstabbed by $HIG$Thalus$0$ at HP: $HIG$86$0$ and EP: $HIG$111$0$ ! qw qw Do: starting commands. HP:86 EP:111> Ok. HP:86 EP:111> You slowly eat the pasty savoring every bite. HP:106 EP:131> There is no pasty here to get. HP:106 EP:131> Do: Commands completed. HP:106 EP:131> Do: starting commands. HP:106 EP:131> You're no wimp! HP:106 EP:131> You growl in a low rumble, eyes alight with a feral gleam. HP:106 EP:131> [ Valacirca ] Calenril: Somebody just got medieval on my arse! Backstabbed by Thalus at HP: 86 and EP: 111 ! HP:106 EP:128> Do: Commands completed. HP:106 EP:128> Do: starting commands. HP:106 EP:128> Ok. HP:106 EP:128> You slowly eat the pasty savoring every bite. HP:126 EP:148> There is no pasty here to get. HP:126 EP:148> Do: Commands completed. HP:126 EP:148> Do: starting commands. HP:126 EP:148> Ok. HP:126 EP:148> You slowly eat the pasty savoring every bite. HP:146 EP:168> There is no pasty here to get. HP:146 EP:168> Do: Commands completed. HP:146 EP:168> eaglesight Thalus cuts you causing major damage. You are too busy to make an attack! You notice Thalus sizing you up. Anonymous figure whips his forged sword from his baldric in a blinding blur of motion!! Anonymous figure wields a beautiful, deadly sword forged by Nagash. You summon the forces of nature to extend your sight. You notice Thalus sizing you up. Deimos removes a strange runed staff. Deimos wields his captain's cutlass like a weaponsmaster!! Thalus beats you to a bloody pulp. You are too busy to make an attack! Do: starting commands. HP:115 EP:147> Narchost Stairs Level Two(e, d, u and w) An easterling archer is near a window Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:115 EP:147> Narchost Stairs Level One(e, d, u and w) An easterling archer is near a window Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:115 EP:147> A Large Corridor(n, d, s, u and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:115 EP:147> Main Hall(n and out) An evil orc guard of Narchost [2] Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:115 EP:147> Suddenly Uruk guard attacks you! Narchost Entrance(enter and s) A huge Uruk-hai sentinel is guarding the gate! Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:115 EP:147> Pass to the Narchost(n and s) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:115 EP:147> Pass to the Narchost(n and s) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:115 EP:147> Pass to the Narchost(n and tunnel) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:115 EP:147> A dark, stinky tunnel(passage and s) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:115 EP:147> Thalus misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! A tunnel in the Wormholes(n and s) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:115 EP:147> A tunnel in the Wormholes(n, sw and s) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:115 EP:147> You chuckle as Thalus feebly attempts to headbutt you. A twisting tunnel(n, s and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:115 EP:147> A tunnel in the Wormholes(n, sw and nw) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:115 EP:147> A twisting tunnel(ne and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:115 EP:147> A dark, stinky tunnel(sw and e) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:115 EP:147> A twisting tunnel(ne, s and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:115 EP:147> A twisting tunnel(sw, e, se and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:115 EP:147> A twisting tunnel(e, s and nw) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. Thalus smashes his forehead into your nose. A twisting tunnel(n, se and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:105 EP:147> A dark, stinky tunnel(sw, e, ne and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:105 EP:147> A dark, stinky tunnel(e, s, nw and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:105 EP:147> A twisting tunnel(n, e and se) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:105 EP:147> You are too busy to make an attack! A tunnel in the Wormholes(n, ne, s, nw and se) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:105 EP:146> A dark, stinky tunnel(n, e, s and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:105 EP:146> A dark, stinky tunnel(e, ne, se and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:105 EP:146> A dark, stinky tunnel(e and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:105 EP:146> A dark, stinky tunnel(sw, e and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:105 EP:146> A tunnel in the Wormholes(n, sw and ne) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:105 EP:146> A twisting tunnel(sw, ne and s) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:105 EP:146> A twisting tunnel(sw, e and ne) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:105 EP:146> A twisting tunnel(sw, ne, nw and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:105 EP:146> A tunnel in the Wormholes(n, e, s and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. A twisting tunnel(e, ne, nw and se) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:105 EP:146> A twisting tunnel(sw, nw, se and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:105 EP:146> A twisting tunnel(s, nw, se and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:105 EP:146> Thalus cuts you causing major damage. You are too busy to make an attack! You notice Thalus sizing you up. A tunnel in the Wormholes(n, e, nw and se) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:88 EP:145> A dark, stinky tunnel(e, se, n, sw, ne, nw and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:88 EP:145> In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported. Without warning, Anonymous figure stabs you from behind! do wimpy off,growl,$ Somebody just got medieval on my arse! Backstabbed by $HIG$Anonymous figure$0$ at HP: $HIG$88$0$ and EP: $HIG$145$0$ ! A tunnel in the Wormholes(n, sw, ne, s and nw) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:88 EP:145> A tunnel in the Wormholes(n, s and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:88 EP:145> A tunnel in the Wormholes(n, sw, s and nw) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:88 EP:145> A twisting tunnel(sw, e and ne) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:88 EP:145> A twisting tunnel(sw, ne, nw and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:88 EP:145> The entrance of the Maggot-holes(n, tunnel, ne and nw) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:88 EP:145> The foot of the Ered Lithui(tunnel and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:88 EP:145> You notice Thalus sizing you up. Inside Mordor(e and s) A branch (burned out) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:88 EP:145> Do: Commands completed. HP:88 EP:145> Do: starting commands. HP:88 EP:145> Ok. HP:88 EP:145> You open a black flask. HP:88 EP:145> The hot liquid burns your throat as it makes its way towards your stomach. HP:88 EP:145> You close a black flask. HP:88 EP:145> Ok. HP:88 EP:145> Do: Commands completed. HP:88 EP:145> Do: starting commands. HP:88 EP:145> Ok. HP:88 EP:145> You open a black flask. HP:88 EP:145> You are too full to drink anything. HP:88 EP:145> You close a black flask. HP:88 EP:145> Ok. HP:88 EP:145> Do: Commands completed. HP:88 EP:145> Do: starting commands. HP:88 EP:145> The foot of the Ered Lithui(tunnel and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:88 EP:145> The entrance of the Maggot-holes(n, tunnel, ne and nw) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:88 EP:145> You can't go that way! HP:88 EP:145> You notice Thalus sizing you up. Anonymous figure hits you. Thalus misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! Deimos barely misses you. A twisting tunnel(e, ne, nw, se and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:82 EP:145> A twisting tunnel(s, nw, se and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:82 EP:145> You notice Deimos sizing you up. A tunnel in the Wormholes(n, e, nw and se) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:82 EP:145> A dark, stinky tunnel(e, ne, nw, se and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:82 EP:145> A twisting tunnel(n, sw, s and se) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:82 EP:145> A twisting tunnel(n and s) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:82 EP:145> A twisting tunnel(n, ne, s and nw) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:82 EP:145> A dark, stinky tunnel(n, sw, e, nw, se and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:82 EP:145> A twisting tunnel(e, ne, s, nw, se and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. A twisting tunnel(sw, s, nw and se) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:82 EP:145> A mysterious stairway(staircase and se) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:82 EP:145> Pass to the Carchost(n and tunnel) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:82 EP:145> Suddenly Guard attacks you! Suddenly Guard attacks you! Pass to the Carchost(n and s) A patrolling guard is here [2] Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:82 EP:145> Anonymous figure massacres you with incredible force! Thalus cuts Guard causing major damage. You are too busy to make an attack! Deimos hits Guard with a quick thrust! Guard misses Thalus. Guard misses Thalus. You feel a hot, fierce glow flow through you. You chuckle as Thalus feebly attempts to headbutt you. Pass to the Carchost(n and s) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:92 EP:175> The Carchost gate(s and gate) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:92 EP:175> You notice Deimos sizing you up. Suddenly Sokralg attacks you! In the hall of the Carchost(passage, out, hall and stairs) Sokralg an orc sentinel is here A human slave A putrid piece of meat Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:92 EP:175> Do: Commands completed. HP:92 EP:175> Do: starting commands. HP:92 EP:175> You're no wimp! HP:92 EP:175> You growl in a low rumble, eyes alight with a feral gleam. HP:92 EP:175> [ Valacirca ] Calenril: Somebody just got medieval on my arse! Backstabbed by Anonymous figure at HP: 88 and EP: 145 ! HP:92 EP:172> Do: Commands completed. HP:92 EP:172> Do: starting commands. HP:92 EP:172> Suddenly Archer attacks you! A stairway(u and w) An easterling archer is near a window Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:92 EP:172> Suddenly Archer attacks you! A stairway(d, u and w) A human slave An easterling archer is near a window Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:92 EP:172> Suddenly Archer attacks you! Suddenly Archer attacks you! A stairway(e, d and u) An easterling archer is near a window [2] Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:92 EP:172> A stairway(d, u and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:92 EP:172> A hallway in the Carchost(doorway and e) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. "Feint" break HP:92 EP:172> A stairway(d, u and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:92 EP:172> Suddenly Archer attacks you! Suddenly Archer attacks you! A stairway(e, d and u) An easterling archer is near a window [2] Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:92 EP:172> Suddenly Archer attacks you! A stairway(d, u and w) A human slave An easterling archer is near a window Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:92 EP:172> You notice Deimos sizing you up. Suddenly Archer attacks you! A stairway(u and w) An easterling archer is near a window Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:92 EP:172> Suddenly Sokralg attacks you! In the hall of the Carchost(passage, out, hall and stairs) Sokralg an orc sentinel is here A human slave A putrid piece of meat Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:92 EP:172> Anonymous figure massacres you with incredible force! Thalus misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! Deimos barely misses you. Sokralg misses you. The slave looks down to the floor. Thalus smashes his forehead into your nose. Break & going to heal.. the problem is that a huge lag burst made me stand there near BD wall and waste my ep down to 2, and it's suicide to proceed forth for an unfaded moral playtester with 55 hp, so i had to return and hope for the best, since tummy was full and they had a wizard :P HP:55 EP:2> 10w Do: starting commands. HP:55 EP:1> Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) HP:55 EP:1> Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Elite easterling guard HP:55 EP:1> Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) A mean-looking orc guard HP:55 EP:1> Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) An elite orc guard HP:55 EP:1> Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Elite easterling guard HP:55 EP:1> Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Elite easterling guard HP:55 EP:1> Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Elite easterling guard HP:55 EP:1> A massive bridge spanning a chasm(e and w) A mean looking easterling guard HP:55 EP:1> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(e and w) Deimos Do'Urden the sindar Archmage (Demonic) Thalus Búrzgûl the dwarf Warlord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) HP:55 EP:1> Thalus drinks from a silver flask. Your fatigue catches up to you, and your aura of anonymity breaks. You relax from your efforts to fade into the background, and are once more noticeable as who you are. <-- sfrggggte Deimos barely misses you. You lose control of your pet. <-- addsffsg Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w) Thalus enters. <-- WFGVRRRRRRRRRRRR :D Deimos enters. If this isn't bad luck I don't know what is :P HP:55 EP:-1> Do: Commands completed. Thalus misses you. You miss Thalus. Deimos barely misses you. Do: starting commands. HP:55 EP:-1> Orc path(n, sw, s, nw and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:55 EP:-1> Orc path(n, e, s, se and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:55 EP:-1> Orc path(n, e, s, nw and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:55 EP:-1> Orc path(n, e, s, se and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:55 EP:-1> Orc path(n, e, s and w) A hulking Orc warrior snarls at you Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:55 EP:-1> Orc path(n, e, s and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:55 EP:-1> Orc path(n, e, s and w) A brand (burned out) [2] Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:55 EP:-1> Orc path(n, e, s and w) Black leather armour Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:55 EP:-1> Orc path(n, e, s, nw and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:55 EP:-1> Orc path(n, e, s, se and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:55 EP:-1> qw qw Orc path(n, e, s and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:55 EP:-1> Orc path(n, e, s and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:55 EP:-1> Orc path(sw, e, s and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:55 EP:-1> Thalus misses you. You miss Thalus. Deimos barely misses you. Orc path(e, s, nw and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:55 EP:-1> The Isenmouthe(n, sw, s, se and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:55 EP:-1> Do: Commands completed. HP:55 EP:-1> Do: starting commands. HP:55 EP:-1> Ok. HP:55 EP:-1> You are too full to eat another bite. HP:55 EP:-1> Ok. HP:55 EP:-1> Do: Commands completed. HP:55 EP:-1> Do: starting commands. HP:55 EP:-1> Ok. HP:55 EP:-1> You are too full to eat another bite. HP:55 EP:-1> Ok. HP:55 EP:-1> Do: Commands completed. Thalus misses you. Thalus shields Deimos, and you scratch Thalus. You singe Deimos. Deimos demolishes you in a blaze of furious strokes! Do: starting commands. HP:32 EP:-1> Udun(n, e, s and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:32 EP:-1> Suddenly Pit creature attacks you! Udun(n, e, s and w) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:32 EP:-1> Udun(n, e, s and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:32 EP:-1> Udun(n, e, s and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:32 EP:-1> Suddenly Pit creature attacks you! Udun(n, e, s and w) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:32 EP:-1> Suddenly Pit creature attacks you! Udun(n, e, s and w) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:32 EP:-1> Udun(n, e, s and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:32 EP:-1> Udun(n, e, s and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:32 EP:-1> Udun(n, e, s and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. Thalus misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! Deimos demolishes you in a blaze of furious strokes! Suddenly Pit creature attacks you! Udun(n, e, s and w) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:10 EP:-1> The Morannon(n and s) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:10 EP:-1> You notice Deimos sizing you up. Inside Mordor(e and s) A branch (burned out) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:10 EP:-1> Do: Commands completed. HP:10 EP:-1> Thalus closes a silver flask. Thalus misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! Deimos barely misses you. Do: starting commands. HP:10 EP:-1> The foot of the Ered Lithui(tunnel and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:10 EP:-1> The entrance of the Maggot-holes(n, tunnel, ne and nw) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:10 EP:-1> You can't go that way! HP:10 EP:-1> A twisting tunnel(e, ne, nw, se and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:10 EP:-1> A twisting tunnel(s, nw, se and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:10 EP:-1> A tunnel in the Wormholes(n, e, nw and se) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:10 EP:-1> A dark, stinky tunnel(e, ne, nw, se and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:10 EP:-1> A twisting tunnel(n, sw, s and se) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:10 EP:-1> A twisting tunnel(n and s) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:10 EP:-1> You notice Deimos sizing you up. Thalus puts a silver flask into an Orc courier pack. A twisting tunnel(n, ne, s and nw) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:10 EP:-1> A dark, stinky tunnel(n, sw, e, nw, se and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. A twisting tunnel(e, ne, s, nw, se and w) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:10 EP:-1> A twisting tunnel(sw, s, nw and se) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:10 EP:-1> Thalus whips his Black Sword from his sheath of the vornmegil with a whisk of menace! You tremble at Thalus as he grows darker. Thalus wields the Black Sword. Thalus shields Deimos, and you hit Thalus very hard. You burn Deimos. Deimos enthusiastically dices your flesh! You notice Thalus sizing you up. A mysterious stairway(staircase and se) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:5 EP:0> Suddenly Guard attacks you! Suddenly Guard attacks you! Pass to the Carchost(n and tunnel) A patrolling guard is here [2] Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:5 EP:0> Pass to the Carchost(n and s) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:5 EP:0> Pass to the Carchost(n and s) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:5 EP:0> The Carchost gate(s and gate) Thalus enters. Deimos enters. HP:5 EP:0> Suddenly Sokralg attacks you! In the hall of the Carchost(passage, out, hall and stairs) Sokralg an orc sentinel is here A human slave A putrid piece of meat I die in the break, for which i had no ep for anyway so the point is moot :)