^ Ominous: did you pee your pants?
^ Mathel: no
^ ]Newbiecomm Pertinax: can evil races be moral? :P
^ Korath: But you gotta like American TV though - Drugs!  Violence!
     Death!  War!  Nudity!!  NO SWEARING!  *ruler whackings*
^ Mathel: i 'shit' them
New player alert: Jivah has just been born.
^ Jebediah: there's not much nudity
^ Ominous sighs and agrees
^ Korath: Hella porno on TMN and HBO....
^ Ominous: SBS is the local porno channel over here in australia
^ Mathel: heck we have porno on at 8:30 over here on SBS
^ Mathel: fdl
^ Jebediah: but your point is true, death, drugs, violence, shootings,
     murder, all ok.  Sex, making babies, seeing a baby born, seeing life
     created....that'll rot your brain and grow hair on your palm.
^ Korath nods
^ Ominous: you turn it on past 9:30 and you have the worst version of
     playboy ever
^ Mathel: yeh, you can teach the young to commit murders but not to use
     bad language
^ Korath: or in my case in grade 9 gym class, watching "The Miracle of
     Life", it will induce projectile vomiting.
^ Ominous: A guy in our class almost threw up when he saw a dudes wang
^ Mathel: heck we saw that stuff in yr 7 over here Korath
^ Korath: hahahaha
^ Korath: I still would have puked seeing what I saw.  That is for no
     man to see.
^ Mathel: damn that was funny
^ Jebediah: you big weenie
^ Korath: Uhm no
^ Korath: I could have admired the view, but under the circumstances, I
     puked.
^ Jebediah: I saw a baby being born once
^ Mathel: what did you see exactly?
^ Ominous: whe have cartoons
^ Korath: Yea and I know how to deliver one cause stupid Army Cadets,
     but I still don't like how it looks :P
^ Mathel: hahahaha, that was so funny
^ Mathel: NERD KORATH IS A HUGE NERD
^ Marzan: laughs
^ Jebediah: I was in the operating room, it was a caesarean section...i
     watched them cut her belly open, cut the uterus open and pull the
     baby out.
^ Korath: No, I'm not, no nerd gets the crossed rifles and crown :P
^ Korath: Oh God, C-Sections are nothing :P  Thats just guts and blood
^ Marzan: he called you a nerd :)
^ Ominous: unless they're american and have been payed out lots at
     schoool
^ Korath is talking about expanding things, disgusting fluids, after
     births...  *shudder*
^ Jebediah: so what's so much grosser if it comes out vaginally? all the
     same to me...same fluids and all
^ Mathel: obviously they show it to you in yr 9 because thats when you
     are about to have sex, but the video is the worlds biggest turn off
^ Marzan: I must interject, my friend Mathel, trust me, Korath is not a
     nerd :)
^ Korath: I guess it's just how it's seen...
^ Ominous: the new guy was pretty underated
^ Huvintude sings, "I met her on the mountain, There I took her life, Met
     her on the mountain, Stabbed her with my knife."
^ Korath: Good point Mathel
^ Huvintude: sings, "Hang down your head Tom Dooley, Hang down your head
     and cry, Hand down your head Tom Dooley, Old boy your gonna die."
^ Deragor cheers
^ Mathel: but year 9 is too late for half our school
^ Mathel: the ones that are gonna get laid in year 9 are the ones that
     lost their virginaty in yr 8
^ Miruviel: is there a reason why I can't handle a silver studded belt?
^ Jebediah: you're bangin at 9???
^ Korath: No, grade 9
^ Mathel: I had a chick in my class that was giving head in yr 7
^ Jebediah: oh, heh. was gonna say
^ Korath: eh..  year 7? :P
^ Ominous: and she used to go to the same church as me, and goes to a
     christian camp every year
^ Korath will never understand non-north american schools
^ Mathel: i seriously would be surprised if she is a virgin
^ Monet: did she have a leap year bday?
^ Jebediah: I had a girl show me her twat in second grade once....right in
     the middle of social studies class.
^ Deragor: Yr 7 is about 13...
^ Korath: Ok, same as in Canada, and gr7 head is nothin
^ Deragor boggles at Jebediah
^ Korath dated a girl in gr7, after which just about everyone else dated
     her, catch the drift?
^ Deragor: She wasn't very popular once people got to know her? =P
^ Korath: lol, no, she was very popular
^ Korath: And uhm... OPEN to new ideas...
^ Monet: she was a skanky ho who would do anything that moved?
^ Deragor: Damn, thought I had it...
^ Korath rings the bell at Monet
^ Korath: We have a winner.
^ Mathel: the people you'd even think you could have a relationship with
     at our school, you dont wanna think about having sex with them :P
^ Mathel: anyone else hears that at our school both Deragor and Ominous
     die
^ Deragor: Eh? Oh, I actually just understood that =P
^ Somnus is telling everyone at school tomorrow
^ Korath grins and sends a letter to all the girls in Mathels school,
     explaining EVERYTHING, including the mud
^ Mathel: if they explain it they dig themselves a whole
^ Korath: Cursed for all eternity to only be loved by your hand...
^ Somnus: OH NO!
^ Mathel fdls at Korath
^ Korath grins
^ Mathel: ooh ooh, legend me legend me
^ Korath: HAHAH!  Woo!
^ Korath: Finaly, something I said made it into someones legendinfo, my
     life in complete!
^ Monet wonders how many people had that same thought
^ Mathel: I dont think anyone would actually bother coming to my school
     just to ruin my life, except maybe Ominous if he was in another
     country
^ Mathel: thats a really Ominous thing to do
^ Ominous: i ran up to him first period and flicked a rubber band into
     his leg :D
^ Mathel: wow, that is sad, how was I able to kill 9 da guards with 4
     koda online and not even seeing 1 of them?
^ Somnus is coming to school tomorrow to ruin your life

/*  added 8/13/2003 4:18AM  */

^ Mathel: ok people, the popular chicks are always whores arent they?
^ Landroval: Mostly yes