Ifrits proposal gone wrong

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Monet [legacy]
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25 August 2003 00:00:00
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Player Kill

Ifrit tells you: 1000 gold if u make love with me


Ifrit tells you: 1000 gold if u make love with me
Ifrit tells you: please
You tell Ifrit: ok. meet me in mt
Ifrit tells you: ok
You tell Ifrit: actually rhos. you can't get inside mt yet
HP:230 EP:218> gl
Prancing Pony Private Renting Room(d)
 A huge strongbox
 A trash can
HP:230 EP:219> d
Prancing Pony Inn(sw, e, u and n)
 Zelindo the dunedain Guide (Immoral) [disconnected]
 An innkeeper
 A sign... look at it!
HP:230 EP:219> i
Gold: 593              Encumbrance: heavily encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
*Crystalline shield (worn).
*A bloodstained cloak (worn).
*Sturdy armour (worn).
*An Orc courier pack (worn).
*A pair of mail pants (worn).
*A tower guard's helmet (worn).
*A simple sheepskin sheath containing a sailor's cutlass (worn).
*A spellbook.
*A message stone.
HP:230 EP:219> sw
Prancing Pony Common Room(e, d, ne and s)
 A trash can
 A drunken sailor
 Butterbur is here, gossiping and serving ale [36 rumours]
HP:230 EP:219> s
East main street of Bree(e, s, w and n)
HP:230 EP:219> w
East of main street(e, s, w and n)
HP:230 EP:219> w
West main street of Bree(e, s, se, w and n)
 Ratty the goat
HP:230 EP:219> w
Inside the West Gate of Bree(e, w and n)
 A wooden shield
 A wealthy looking chubby man
HP:230 EP:219> w
West Gate of Bree(e, s, nw, w and n)
 Lee BloodStone the eorling Strongarm (Villainous)
 Cara the sindar Herbalist (Impartial)
 Apollo Greek God the silvan Alchemist (Moral)
 A big sign
HP:230 EP:219> Apollo looks at Lee.
Ifrit tells you: i need to 1000 gold from the bamk

---travelling to rhosgobel ---

Ifrit tells you: how about the pony in bree
You tell Ifrit: nah. the forest is better
You tell Ifrit: i know a good place
Ifrit tells you: meet a rhos sign post right
You tell Ifrit: yeah
You tell Rendor: he'll be here soon
.
HP:230 EP:230> Ifrit tells you: ill tell u want i want first
take key from cloak
Ok.
HP:230 EP:230> l key
A small metal key covered in runes that shimmer too much to be read.
HP:230 EP:230> Rendor enters.
Rendor looks at you.
i
Gold: 593              Encumbrance: heavily encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A small runed key (in hands).
*Crystalline shield (worn).
*A bloodstained cloak (worn).
*Sturdy armour (worn).
*An Orc courier pack (worn).
*A pair of mail pants (worn).
*A tower guard's helmet (worn).
*A simple sheepskin sheath containing a sailor's cutlass (worn).
*A spellbook.
*A message stone.
HP:230 EP:230> Rendor grins.
You tell Ifrit: ok
HP:230 EP:230> fdl
You fall down laughing.
You tell Rendor: Ifrit tells you: ill tell u want i want first
Ifrit tells you: i want a hand a blow and a long harg fucking ok
Rendor tells you: fdl
Rendor tells you: actually..hang on.
Rendor leaves east.
Ifrit tells you: fucking*
You tell Rendor: omfg I am trying so hard not to die laughing
Rendor tells you: ok, its all up and everything
You tell Rendor: Ifrit tells you: i want a hand a blow and a long harg
     fucking ok
You tell Ifrit: ok
HP:230 EP:230> Rendor tells you: fdl tell him anything you want sweetie :)
Rendor enters.
Rendor tells you: go 8e
You tell Rendor: oh hell I am just agreeing. I am gonna get what I
     want out of this. plus the gold :p
HP:230 EP:230> Rendor leaves east.
8e
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:230> Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(e, s, w and n)
HP:230 EP:230> Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(e, s, w and n)
HP:230 EP:230> Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(e, s, w and n)
HP:230 EP:230> Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(e, s, w and n)
HP:230 EP:230> Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(e, s, w and n)
HP:230 EP:230> Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(e, s, w and n)
HP:230 EP:230> Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(e, s, w and n)
HP:230 EP:230> Old ruins(sw, e, s, w, se and n)
 Rendor the dunedain Crime Lord (Villainous)
HP:230 EP:230> Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:230> Rendor tells you: 2s
Rendor leaves south.
Old ruins(s, w and n)
 Rendor the dunedain Crime Lord (Villainous)
HP:230 EP:230> s
The door is locked.
Rendor says in Westron: unlock
You unlock the south door.
HP:230 EP:230> s
You open the south door.
A dark passage(webs and n)
You close the north door.
HP:230 EP:230> The north door swings open.
Rendor enters.
Rendor closes the north door.
Rendor says in Westron: put key in pack
Ifrit tells you: can i have 2 some  <--- I think he meant a 3some
put key in pack
Ok.
HP:230 EP:230> Rendor says in Westron: go webs, tell me if the spirit attacks you
You tell Ifrit: ?
HP:230 EP:230> webs
Suddenly Maiar spirit attacks you!
Wizard's lab(n)
 A dark ANGRY evil spirit
HP:230 EP:230> Rendor enters.
You miss Maiar spirit.
Maiar spirit hits Rendor very hard.
Rendor nods.
nod
You nod.
HP:230 EP:230> n
Rendor hits Maiar spirit very hard, leaving severed body parts!
You hit Maiar spirit hard.
Maiar spirit misses Rendor.
A dark passage(webs and n)
HP:230 EP:230> Rendor enters.
Rendor says in Westron: ok
Ifrit tells you: nm
Rendor says in Westron: so here's what you do
Rendor says in Westron: You do this
You listen.
HP:230 EP:230> You hear a faint 'click' from the north door.
Rendor says in Westron: do poke ball,webs,party disband,n,unlock
     door,n,lock door
Rendor says in Westron: A spider will come out that will hunt him
You nod.
HP:230 EP:230> You say in Westron: will alias it
HP:230 EP:230>Rendor says in Westron: yeah, do that
Ifrit tells you: can i brink anthor gurl
Rendor says in Westron: do that from this room, when you get him in here
Alias: x (do poke mass, webs, party disband, n, take key from pack, unlock door, n, lock door) added.
HP:230 EP:230>You nod.
HP:230 EP:230> Rendor gets a large canteen from an Orc courier pack.
You say in Westron: he wants to bring someone else
HP:230 EP:230> Rendor opens a large canteen.
Rendor drinks from a large canteen.
Rendor says in Westron: LOL
You say in Westron: think I am gonna have to decline
HP:230 EP:230>Rendor says in Westron: who?
Rendor drinks from a large canteen.
You say in Westron: I'll ask
HP:230 EP:230> You tell Ifrit: who?
HP:230 EP:230> Rendor puts An empty canteen into an Orc courier pack.
Rendor says in Westron: we dont want him to be able to kill the spider.
You say in Westron: I know
HP:230 EP:230> Rendor says in Westron: have any food?
You fall down laughing.
HP:230 EP:230>  Rendor has hp: 118/230 and end: 115/230
drop wine from cloak
Ok.
HP:230 EP:230> Ifrit tells you: tool its gender is a male be it said its a gurl
You say in Westron: wine
HP:230 EP:230> Rendor pops the cork on a bottle of wine and drinks it down.
Rendor drops an empty bottle.
Rendor hmms.
Tool Nrquinga the sindar Bow Master (Immoral) 
On for:  4h 51m 18s                       Gender: male
Age: 27d 12h 22m                          
Can be mailed: Tool@Lothlorien            Tool has recorded a life story.
Info: The Fire-Bow of The Galadhrim 
HP:230 EP:230> 
You say in Westron: tool
HP:230 EP:230> You say in Westron: definite no
HP:230 EP:230> Rendor says in Westron: I wanna hide in here..
Rendor says in Westron: hahahaha
Rendor says in Westron: no, tool would kill it
Rendor says in Westron: tell him just you this time :)
You tell Ifrit: no I don't think I need any tools
HP:230 EP:230> You say in Westron: You tell Ifrit: no I don't think I need any tools
HP:230 EP:230> Ifrit tells you: im at rhos
Rendor says in Westron: funny shit
You say in Westron: ok hes at rhos
HP:230 EP:230> gl
A dark passage(webs and n)
 An empty bottle
 Rendor the dunedain Crime Lord (Villainous) 
HP:230 EP:230> Rendor hmms.
You say in Westron: you wanna hide?
HP:230 EP:230> Rendor says in Westron: lemme go out, I can't hide yet
Rendor says in Westron: too drunk
You tell Ifrit: brt
HP:230 EP:230> nod
You nod.
HP:230 EP:230> Rendor hmms.
i pack
Gold: 593              Encumbrance: heavily encumbered  
You dig around in your orc courier pack and find:
Your orc courier pack is almost empty.

 A small runed key
HP:230 EP:230> Rendor says in Westron: I could maybe fade...
Someone steps into the background.
Anonymous figure says in Westron: ok
take key from pack
Ok.
HP:230 EP:230> nod
You nod.
HP:230 EP:230> Anonymous figure says in Westron: go get him quick :)
Anonymous figure grins.
You unlock the north door.
HP:230 EP:230> Ifrit tells you: ok
You hear a footstep nearby.
You hear a faint 'click' from the north door.
drop wine from cloak
Ok.
HP:230 EP:230> n
The door is locked.
HP:230 EP:230> unlock door
You unlock the north door.
HP:230 EP:230> n
You open the north door.
Old ruins(s, w and n)
You close the south door.
HP:230 EP:230> n
Old ruins(sw, e, s, w, se and n)
HP:230 EP:230> put key into pack
Ok.
HP:230 EP:230> 8w
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:230> Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(e, s, w and n)
HP:230 EP:230> Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(e, s, w and n)
HP:230 EP:230> Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(e, s, w and n)
HP:230 EP:230> Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(e, s, w and n)
HP:230 EP:230> Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(e, s, w and n)
HP:230 EP:230> Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(e, s, w and n)
HP:230 EP:230> Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(e, s, w and n)
HP:230 EP:230> Outside Rhosgobel(sw, w, e, cave, s, se and n)
 Tool Nrquinga the sindar Bow Master (Immoral)
 Kevran Ar-Dräzkên the dunedain Loremaster (Demonic)
 Ifrit The Narukhor the dunedain Bodyguard (Moral)
 A swift hawk
 A signpost
HP:230 EP:230> Ifrit says in Westron: ur a he
Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:230> Tool looks at Ifrit.
You form a new party.
HP:230 EP:230> You invited Ifrit to join your party.
HP:230 EP:230> Ifrit says in Westron: tool i have someone already
Kevran leaves north.
Tool looks at you.
gl
Outside Rhosgobel(sw, w, e, cave, s, se and n)
 Tool Nrquinga the sindar Bow Master (Immoral)
 Ifrit The Narukhor the dunedain Bodyguard (Moral)
 A swift hawk
 A signpost
HP:230 EP:230> Tool laughs out loud.
You say in Westron: I'll think I'll suffice
HP:230 EP:230> Tool hmms.
You say in Westron: join?
HP:230 EP:230> Twofoot enters.
Twofoot leaves east.
Ifrit joins your party.
Tool oohs excitedly.

--- forever and a day later we get there cause I kept losing him,
can't have that now can we? ---

Old ruins(s, w and n)
Ifrit enters.
HP:230 EP:225> s
The door is locked.
HP:230 EP:225> take key from pack
Ok.
HP:230 EP:225> unlock door
You unlock the south door.
HP:230 EP:225> s
You open the south door.
A dark passage(webs and n)
You feel as if you are being watched!
Ifrit enters.
You close the north door.
HP:230 EP:225> x
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:226> Suddenly Spider attacks you!
    Finding a small piece of wood in the hall, you reach up and give the
mass a good poke.  There's something inside!  You reach back and give the
mass a good whack, tearing a hole in the mass.
 
    Oh my, there is a partially decomposing hand hanging out of the hole.
You're getting a VERY bad feeling about this place. Apparently something
else has gotten a very bad feeling about you as well.  The last thing you
see before the spider is upon you is a small piece of paper float down
from the decayed hand and onto the floor.
HP:230 EP:226> Suddenly Maiar spirit attacks you!
Wizard's lab(n)
 A dark ANGRY evil spirit
Ifrit enters.
HP:230 EP:226> Your party has been disbanded.
HP:230 EP:226> Suddenly Spider attacks you!
A dark passage(webs and n)
 A note
 A large menacing spider
You feel as if you are being watched!
HP:230 EP:226> There is no key in the pack to take.
HP:230 EP:226> The north door is already unlocked.
HP:230 EP:226> You open the north door.
Old ruins(s, w and n)
You close the south door.
HP:230 EP:226> You lock the south door.
HP:230 EP:226> Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:226> i
Gold: 593              Encumbrance: heavily encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A small runed key (in hands).
*A walking staff (emitting light) (in hands).
*Crystalline shield (worn).
*A bloodstained cloak (worn).
*Sturdy armour (worn).
*An Orc courier pack (worn).
*A pair of mail pants (worn).
*A tower guard's helmet (worn).
*A simple sheepskin sheath containing a sailor's cutlass (worn).
*A spellbook.
*A message stone.
HP:230 EP:227> put key into pack
Ok.
HP:230 EP:227> Ifrit tells you: where are u
legend ifrit
Ifrit The Narukhor the dunedain Bodyguard (Moral) 
On for:  3h 23m 35s                       Gender: male
Age: 12d 12h 46m 38s                      
Can be mailed: Ifrit@DolAmroth            Ifrit has recorded a life story.
Info: Im a pledge of DolAmroth. 
HP:230 EP:227> The ghost of Ifrit drifts in.
The ghost of Ifrit drifts north.
^ Monet: legend ifrit
HP:230 EP:224> 
Anonymous figure closes the south door.
You grin mischievously.
HP:230 EP:226> You say in Westron: you get the gold?
HP:230 EP:226> Anonymous figure nods.

You say in Westron: nice
HP:230 EP:226> You say in Westron: lemme post this

Tool tells you: hood work
You tell Tool: ?
HP:230 EP:230> Tool tells you: good even
You tell Tool: thanks
HP:230 EP:230> Tool tells you: i was gonna do the same
Tool tells you: he was asking about a friend of mine