Non-descript middle class American citizen by day... Amusing tidbits by night.
^ Someone: Mortals, here's a chance to make history. I need your ideas on what to call the main Uruk-hai encampment in Far-Harad. Send me your ideas in tells, don't spam the comm please.
tell someone ok
^ Gloar: legend Khor
legend khor
The ghost of Khor
On for: 28m 47s
Age: 0s
HP:180 EP:180>
^ Iago: you're the best
New player alert: Jesthebest has just been born.
^ Grady: Risan, remember that one time we did that thing at that place
with that person who said what she said?
l scroll in corpus
The scroll reads...
She was still behind me... lying in her own blood. I must have
overlooked one of his lackeys. She was never able to defend
herself! That was something I was supposed to do, something I
promised to do. I had failed. If the wizard behind me would have
plunged his sword into me or hit me with one of his spells - I would
not have felt it for I was already dead. I died the moment I saw
her corpse. I stood up and left the mansion, walked away from my
home for I was too ashamed. I walked for several days, with his
laughter still echoing in my head
'Hey, where are you going? A
winner should not leave like this. You did win, didn't you?'
(HP:230 EP:11)
As you read the scroll, it crumbles to dust.
Clan Name: Imperial Legion
Clan Leader: Piccolo
Description:
The Imperial Legion, a group of devoted protecters of the free
people of this great land. Willing to die at any second to save
the life of any commonner
Forgot my password the dunedain Orc-target (Impartial)
On for: 16m 52s Gender: male
Age: 6m 18s
Clan Name: Lords of Honor
Clan Leader: Spiderman
Description:
The Lords of Honor is a clan devoted to defending west arda from the threat of ERs. We the Lords of Honor will defend all newbes and protect thier lands from the threat of evil. We will stand between them and evil races. While in west arda, they will have no fear of death from evil.
Requirements-The only requirment to join is that you must be a level 5.
Sefron the dwarf ¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤
^ Fimbu: Ok. I am convinced that my cat is sexually attracted to me, despite his lack of genitals.
^ Jasumin: That's what I thought about Mithgil too.
@DolAmroth Feris: My god. I leave and this town turns into a ghetto.
@DolAmroth Garhir: PISS OFF FERIS
@DolAmroth Aravor: Pledge Garhir, is that a way to speak to an honoured Knight ??!!
@DolAmroth Garhir: I thought he was Fimbu, I have apologised
HP:230 EP:183> Caber has gone net-dead.
Grady has gone net-dead.
' Woh
You say in Westron: Woh
|HP:230 EP:184> Caber has reconnected.
Grady has reconnected.
' Was that planned or something
You say in Westron: Was that planned or something
|HP:230 EP:186> Caber says in Westron: Well that sucks.
Caber says in Westron: Afk.
' You both went LD at exactly the same time!
You say in Westron: You both went LD at exactly the same time!
|HP:230 EP:187> Caber says in Westron: Yeah
Caber says in Westron: You didn't lag out?
Caber says in Westron: We did, as did a number of others.
who
The Two Towers
Cookie the silvan Tree-hugger (Impartial) (mortal)
Goby the sindar Hiker (Immoral) (mortal)
Elyana the dunedain Naturalist (Impartial) (mortal)
Cian the dunedain Wanderer (Impartial) (mortal)
Paragon Paradrim's son the dunedain Bushwhacker (Heroic) (mortal)
Wolfturtle Wicket the silvan Bushwhacker (Moral) (mortal)
Timbia Fionwë-Úrion the silvan Apprentice Ranger (Immoral) (mortal)
Delita Hyral the dunlending Apprentice Ranger (Shadowspawn of Mordor) (mortal)
Grady the Grenadey, the dunedain Crime Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) (mortal)
Fimbu MacGregor the dunlending Crime Lord (Demonic) (mortal)
Jian Daedin the dwarf Warlord (Demonic) (mortal)
Caber the Cannon the dunlending Mastermind (Demonic) (guildmaster)
Foraker the dwarf Panther Spirit (Sickle of the Valar) (guildmaster)
Total friends and enemies and rangers and guildmates: 13
Total users: 90
|HP:230 EP:188> ' Huh.
You say in Westron: Huh.
|HP:230 EP:188> Caber says in Westron: And only just now managed to reconnect.
Caber says in Westron: I COULD NOT CONNECT, FIMBU
' Not even a spot of lag
You say in Westron: Not even a spot of lag
|HP:230 EP:188> Caber says in Westron: DO NOT HUH ME
Caber says in Westron: I AM NOT GOING AFK TO SHOWER
Caber says in Westron: I HOPE THAT IS OKAY WITH U
' sorry
You say in Westron: sorry
|HP:230 EP:189> Caber says in Westron: YOU
Caber says in Westron: YOU CAN STUFF YOUR SORRIES IN A SACK, MISTER
^ Resnick: no, not really. she looks like a porn star!
^ Razieval: shes naked?
^ Akheron:
^ Grold: really?
^ Akheron: Yeah man.
^ Grold: Sweet meet me at the hotel
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Glorfindel has been nuked!
#252 Akheron 140 - a living staff F
#253 Akheron 140 - an old knobby staff r
#254 Akheron 140 - a large, slender silver blade of high quality s
#255 Akheron 140 - an elven short sword h
#256 Akheron 140 - a goblin backpack God damn it. FRESH
legend lalalalaj
This is a test.
^ Veonwe: Finger tells you: how to reset the mud
P:220 EP:148
Aldaron tells you: you know your wanted
in bywater
Diarmuid says in Westron: hello mr butterbur help? pleas? I giv you gold if u do plz help.
Thrfak says in Westron: hmm, actully need liek 43k then I guess
You hit Guard of Linhir very hard.
Thrfak hits Guard of Linhir very hard.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
give 1000 exp to thrfak
Try giving Thrfak your exp one at a time.
HP:230 EP:208> A small barn(n and e)
A plain old nag
A lean cow munches on some hay
HP:230 EP:208> milk cow
You approach the cow, without a bucket to store her milk in.
As you start to put your lips to her nipples, she turns at
you and gives you a strange look, as if to say: Keep away
from me, you sick pervert!
^ Sime: whats up with the logapge?
^ Etrius: There are lots of rude people there, and the rules can be quite strict.
Guard says in Westron: You're DEAD!
You skewer Guard in the thigh!
Guard falls to the ground.
Guard is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
^ Grady: Pounder, you haven't been here as long as Quickfire. :P
^ Grady: That dude is old school.
^ Grady: In the tier system of nerdocity, he's pulling rank. :P
story hobbe
Hobbe's short version story...
You se a small and stumpy dwarf standing infront of you. Hes holding a
big mug filled up with ale.
When you look closer on the mug you se some carvings on it.. You look
even closer and see a great
dwarven axe carved into the mug, you allso se some carvings in the axe
that reads HOBBE...
He look at you with a glint in his eyes then ask you: You want to hear my
story? Then fill up my
mug with fresh dwarven ale and sit down and i tell you. You take his
great ale mug and go fill it
up and then hand it over to him and take a seat next to him... The dwarf
smiles and take a swig
from the mug and then starts telling you his story. I grew up inside the
deepest heart of
mirkwood with booth my parents. I never really understod why they choose
to shut out the rest of
the civilisation but it dosent matter my childhood was great my father
teached me to slay orc's
nearly every day until one day the orcs found our cabin and burn it all
down and slained my booth
parents. Since that day i have been working hard to learn as much as
possebil and some day maby
revendge my parents. When i just started my journey for revendge i meet a
young boy named
Darkbeat. I teached him all i knew and soon he was as good as me and soon
he learned stuff i
dident knew existed but still i knew stuff he probely dident know but he
was my brother and i was
his. To bad he left for Valinor i miss him greately he helped me alot in
my quest for revendge
and would probely not make it without him... Well in my quest to revendge
my parents i joined the
Beornings because i fellt i could learn some stuff from them and yes i
did but soon it came up
problems and i left... Now i face the great mountains and i will join my
brother and sisters in
the quest to free all old dwarven land from the scume living there and if
i sucede i will finnaly
have gotten my revendge for my parents to... Suddenly he looks into his
empty mug smiles at you and
say: Sorry my friend have to get going i hope to see you around some time
soon... And with that
he is gone
^ Grady: I used to have a sticker that said. "I got kicked out of Boy scouts for eating Brownies."
^ Sneaky: lol
^ Grady: Boy, parents hated me :(