He tried to bang Pounder! Don't ya touch him:P
HP:230 EP:182 > A cellar hallway(w, n, e and s) A burly guard wanders through the cellars Pounder enters. HP:230 EP:182 > The Rotting Troll(n) Dwain Mandil the dunedain Battle Lord (Demonic) A drunk, randy orc [43 rumours, 37 new] A filthy bulletin board [26 notes, 20 new] A large orc barman Triggered! doing: hunt dwain Pounder enters. HP:230 EP:182 > You begin to hunt Dwain. Target: Dwain party say I am hunting Dwain HP:230 EP:182 > Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:182 > Dwain downs a tankard of Olog's nipple ale and sighs happily. Triggered! doing: hunt dwain You are already hunting Dwain! HP:230 EP:182 > You say to your party: I am hunting [0;51;40m Dwain Triggered! doing: hunt dwain HP:230 EP:180 > 2light crystal wimpy off Variable: t Dwain drink mixed potion draw sword party say apple backstab Dwain shape all You are already hunting Dwain! HP:230 EP:180 > Party say from Pounder: gkill dwain Do: starting commands. HP:230 EP:180 > trigger balcony todo dohdoh You don't see crystal to light. HP:230 EP:180 > You don't see crystal to light. HP:230 EP:180 > Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:180 > You're no wimp! HP:230 EP:180 > There is no mixed potion here. HP:230 EP:180 > Draw what? HP:230 EP:180 > You say to your party: apple HP:230 EP:180 > In the lawless land of Mordor, this act is not a crime! You sneak up and stab Dwain from behind! Triggered! doing: hunt dwain HP:230 EP:130 > You are already hunting Dwain! HP:230 EP:130 > Dwain is in average shape. - -> Average - Average - Average - Average - Average - Average - Average - Average Dwain is rather drunk. HP:230 EP:130 > A bolt of dark magic streams down the shadow sword and devours Dwain! You slice Dwain from top to bottom! The next time you see 'balcony', you will do: 'leap it'. HP:230 EP:129 > Pounder attacks Dwain. Pounder dodges Dwain's attack with some skill. Pounder wounds Dwain with the sharp blade. Death drips off the shadow sword and tears into Dwain! You slice Dwain from top to bottom! Dwain drops an empty tankard. Pounder runs at Dwain with the point of his sword, running his opponent through! Pounder wounds Dwain with the sharp blade. You slice through Dwain's body in one swift motion! shape all h h Pounder wounds Dwain with the sharp blade. A cloud of black lightning flies off the shadow sword and charges Dwain! You slice through Dwain's body in one swift motion! Drunk orc sings about a brown-eyed orc. Dwain is in critical condition, very close to death. HP:230 EP:126 > You decide to put Dwain out of his misery. HP:230 EP:126 > You decide to put Dwain out of his misery. HP:230 EP:126 > Pounder waves. Pounder puts Dwain out of his mis2 ery. Dwain leaves north. You follow Dwain north. A cellar hallway(w, n, e and s) Dwain Mandil the dunedain Battle Lord (Demonic) A burly guard wanders through the cellars Pounder enters. Dwain has died. The ghost of Dwain drifts north. Do: starting commands. HP:230 EP:126 > You see more than one sheath. Using the first of the following: on your person: an old leather baldric (worn) on your person: a simple sheepskin sheath (worn) Ok. HP:230 EP:126 > some gold coins : Gold may only be pocketed. a simple leather baldric : Ok. a pair of mail pants : Too bulky. a wickedly curved knife : A flaming weapon?! No way! a wickedly curved knife : A flaming weapon?! No way! a backpack : Ok. a dwarven hauberk : Too bulky. a red shield : Too bulky. a cowled black cloak : Ok. a small blue bottle on a string : Ok. a roast dog : Too bulky. HP:230 EP:126 > Ok. HP:230 EP:126 > Do: Commands completed. *A min later.* HP:230 EP:107 > A torch-lit hallway(armoury, e and s) Dwain Mandil the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) A flabby orc guard An iron key [broken] Triggered! doing: hunt dwain Pounder enters. HP:230 EP:107 > You begin to hunt Dwain. Target: Dwain party say I am hunting Dwain Triggered! doing: hunt dwain HP:230 EP:107 > You are already hunting Dwain! HP:230 EP:107 > Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:107 > Dwain brings the hammer down on Flabby orc guard with awesome force. Flabby orc guard scratches Dwain. 2light crystal wimpy off Variable: t Dwain drink mixed potion draw sword party say apple backstab Dwain shape all You say to your party: I am hunting [0;51;40m Dwain Triggered! doing: hunt dwain HP:230 EP:107 > Pounder attacks Dwain. You are already hunting Dwain! HP:230 EP:107 > Do: starting commands. HP:230 EP:107 > You don't see crystal to light. HP:230 EP:107 > You don't see crystal to light. HP:230 EP:107 > Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:107 > You're no wimp! HP:230 EP:107 > There is no mixed potion here. HP:230 EP:107 > Your hands are full! You fail to unsheath a sword! HP:230 EP:107 > You say to your party: apple HP:230 EP:107 > Backstab with what? Your hands? HP:230 EP:107 > Shape all what? HP:230 EP:107 > Pounder grazes Dwain. Triggered! doing: hunt dwain Dwain brings the hammer down on Pounder with awesome force. Flabby orc guard hits Dwain very hard. You are already hunting Dwain! HP:230 EP:106 > ^ Gloar: i sent dwain a tell earlier saying DIE DIE DIE :P and look what happens. he dies i Gold: 197 Encumbrance: severely encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A red shield (in hands). An old leather baldric containing a crimson longsword (worn). A vial of vigour (in hands). A small, greasy key. A large iron key. A contract. A stamped staying-permit. A dwarven hauberk (worn). An Orc courier pack (worn). A pair of mail pants (worn). A dwarven war shield (worn). Black plate gauntlets (worn). A simple sheepskin sheath containing a shadow sword (worn). A dark red medallion (worn). A message stone. A tightly wrapped sash, Winnetou's pride as a Corsair (worn). HP:230 EP:106 > drop shield 2light crystal wimpy off Variable: t Dwain drink mixed potion draw sword party say apple backstab Dwain shape all Pounder misses Dwain. Triggered! doing: hunt dwain Dwain misses Pounder. Flabby orc guard misses Dwain. You are already hunting Dwain! HP:230 EP:104 > Pounder whips his magnificent engraved longsword from his baldric in a blinding blur of motion!! Pounder wields a magnificent engraved longsword. Ok. HP:230 EP:104 > Do: starting commands. HP:230 EP:104 > You don't see crystal to light. HP:230 EP:104 > You don't see crystal to light. HP:230 EP:104 > Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:104 > You're no wimp! HP:230 EP:104 > There is no mixed potion here. HP:230 EP:104 > You whip your crimson longsword from your baldric like a weaponsmaster!! You wield a crimson longsword. HP:230 EP:104 > You say to your party: apple HP:230 EP:104 > In the lawless land of Mordor, this act is not a crime! You sneak up and stab Dwain from behind! HP:230 EP:54 > Dwain is in good shape.. - -> GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD - GOOD HP:230 EP:54 > trigger balcony todo doh Dwain is savagely mutilated by your razor-sharp blade! Triggered! doing: hunt dwain Flabby orc guard hits Dwain. You are already hunting Dwain! HP:230 EP:53 > The next time you see 'balcony', you will do: 'leap it'. HP:230 EP:53 > shape all You savagely mutilate Dwain with a slash of the sword! Dwain misses you. Flabby orc guard grazes Dwain. Dwain doesn't look so great. - -> D L S G - D L S G - D L S G - D L S G - D L S G - D L S G - D L S G - D L S G HP:230 EP:53 > Pounder says in Westron: don't shape all Pounder misses Dwain. Dwain is stabbed viciously by you. Pounder shields you, and Dwain hits Pounder. Dwain bruises you with a thud. Flabby orc guard massacres Dwain with incredible force! Pounder says in Westron: go busy Dwain doesn't look so great. - -> D L S G - D L S G - D L S G - D L S G - D L S G - D L S G - D L S G - D L S G HP:228 EP:51 > Pounder mangles Dwain with extraordinary skill. You miss Dwain by mere inches. - >>> M i s s <<< - Pounder shields you, and Dwain inflicts massive damage to Pounder. Dwain swings the hammer wildly, causing you to stagger backwards. Flabby orc guard inflicts massive damage to Dwain. shape all Pounder DECIMATES Dwain with a ferocious attack! Dwain dodges your attack with some skill. Dwain leaves east. You follow Dwain east. A torch-lit hallway(w, n, e and s) Dwain Mandil the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic) Pounder enters. Dwain misses you. Flabby orc guard enters. Flabby orc guard misses Dwain. Dwain removes a massive black hammer. Dwain drops a massive black hammer. Dwain removes a dented metal helmet. Dwain drops a dented metal helmet. Dwain removes a large red shield. Dwain drops a large red shield. Dwain left the game. Pounder says in Westron: busy Shape all what? HP:224 EP:49 > fdl You fall down laughing. HP:224 EP:48 > doh You slap your forehead and say: doh! HP:224 EP:48 > g A torch-lit hallway(w, n, e and s) A large red shield A dented metal helmet A massive black hammer A flabby orc guard Pounder the dunedain Knight (Demonic) HP:224 EP:47 > fdl fdl fdl You fall down laughing. HP:224 EP:47 > You fall down laughing. HP:224 EP:47 > You fall down laughing. HP:224 EP:47 > Pounder rolls on the floor laughing.