Might be a little long, but I thought it was funny.
glance A council chamber(n) --looking at NFL scores HP:210 EP:194 Laryn tells you: a dark runed battle axe is now on sale as lot 619, minimum bid 140 gold still fresh You miss someone. You miss someone. Anonymous figure hits you. You graze someone. Anonymous figure misses you. You miss someone. You miss someone. Anonymous figure chops you. You miss someone. Anonymous figure hits you very hard, leaving severed body parts! You miss someone. Anonymous figure misses you. You miss someone. Anonymous figure hits you very hard, leaving severed body parts! You miss someone. Anonymous figure misses you. You scratch someone. Anonymous figure chops you. You miss someone. Anonymous figure misses you. You miss someone. Anonymous figure chops you. do commands Do: starting commands. HP:141 EP:210 A long hallway(w, n, d and s) HP:141 EP:210 A long hallway(n, d, s and u) A chambermaid HP:141 EP:210 A long hallway(n, d, s and u) HP:141 EP:210 A long hallway(n, d, s and u) An elven lad HP:141 EP:210 A long hallway(w, n, s and u) HP:141 EP:210 The tower entrance(n and out) An elven guard HP:141 EP:210 A vibrant garden(enter and e) HP:141 EP:210 Street circle with fountain(w, sw, e, ne, nw and se) A wonderful fountain sprays water into the air HP:141 EP:210 A paved street(w, sw, e and nw) HP:141 EP:210 You are too busy to make an attack! Anonymous figure misses you. A paved street(w, n, e and s) HP:141 EP:210 A square with a statue(w, ne, e and se) A message stone A majestic statue of Gil-Galad A sign is posted here for new characters. An old gossiper [25 rumours] Grey Havens Newbie Board [26 notes, 26 new] HP:141 EP:210 A paved street(w, e and s) A fair and helpful elven bard HP:141 EP:210 Grey Havens entrance(w, e and s) An elven guard An elven guard A signpost HP:141 EP:210 Do: Commands completed. HP:141 EP:210 You miss someone. Anonymous figure chops you. You miss someone. Anonymous figure misses you. do commands You miss someone. Anonymous figure misses you. Do: starting commands. HP:132 EP:210 The Grey Havens(w, e and s) HP:132 EP:210 The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:132 EP:210 The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:132 EP:210 The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:132 EP:210 The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:132 EP:210 The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:132 EP:210 The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:132 EP:210 The Plains(w, n, e and s) Blkmage Narmolanya the silvan Thaumaturgist (Heroic) An ugly orc HP:132 EP:210 The Tower Hills(w, n, e and s) A whitetail deer is here quietly grazing on some grass. HP:132 EP:210 The Tower Hills(w, n, e and s) HP:132 EP:210 A courtyard(w, n, enter, e and s) A hitching post HP:132 EP:210 The Entrance Hall(w, n, e, out and u) HP:132 EP:210 You hit someone very hard. Anonymous figure misses you. Landing(w, sw, n, e, d, se and u) A small key HP:132 EP:210 Southeastern Bridge(nw and se) HP:132 EP:210 Landing(w, e, d, nw and u) HP:132 EP:210 Top of tower(w, e and d) HP:132 EP:210 You open the east door. Store room(w) A bowl with a lid A bowl with a lid A bowl with a lid You close the west door. HP:132 EP:210 It is already closed. HP:132 EP:210 You lock the west door. HP:132 EP:210 Do: Commands completed. HP:132 EP:210 cast fireball You are too busy to cast a spell now. HP:132 EP:210 You are too busy to make an attack! Anonymous figure hits you very hard, leaving severed body parts! cast fireball You are too busy to cast a spell now. HP:116 EP:210 You are too busy to make an attack! Anonymous figure hits you very hard, leaving severed body parts! shape Someone is in good shape. HP:102 EP:210 cast fireball You are too busy to cast a spell now. HP:102 EP:210 You are too busy to make an attack! Anonymous figure hits you very hard, leaving severed body parts! HP:84 EP:210 shape Someone is in good shape. HP:84 EP:210 You are too busy to make an attack! Anonymous figure cuts your arm, leaving several bruises. You are too busy to make an attack! Anonymous figure misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! Anonymous figure cuts your arm, leaving several bruises. strike figure You are too busy to make an attack! Anonymous figure misses you. You take a deep breath and summon the power of the staff to your will. Focusing on anonymous figure, you speak the staff's command word 'Thuringwethil', and watch as the staff's magic strikes hir. As you watch the magic strike anonymous figure, a shimmer forms around hir. After a moment of surprised confusion, sie looks up to you and begins to smile. 'Fool!', sie shouts. 'I have resisted your pathetic magic.' Your staff begins to vibrate violently and without warning explodes!!! HP:43 EP:107 drink phial You are still unconscious. Anonymous figure misses you. You are unconscious and can do nothing! HP:43 EP:107 You chuckle as Anonymous figure feebly attempts to headbutt you. drink phial You chuckle as Anonymous figure feebly attempts to headbutt you. You are unconscious and can do nothing! HP:43 EP:107 drink phial You are still unconscious. Anonymous figure chops you. You are unconscious and can do nothing! HP:34 EP:107 drink phial You are unconscious and can do nothing! HP:34 EP:107 drink phial You are unconscious and can do nothing! HP:34 EP:107 drink phial drink phial You are unconscious and can do nothing! HP:34 EP:107 drink phial You are unconscious and can do nothing! HP:34 EP:107 You are unconscious and can do nothing! HP:34 EP:107 drink phial drink phial You are unconscious and can do nothing! HP:34 EP:107 You regain consciousness. You miss someone. Anonymous figure chops you. You drink the phial of dream potion and feel it taking effect. Slowly, you feel your body growing in strength and power! You feel like you could take on anyone! Yes! YES! You feel incredible! HP:23 EP:108 You miss someone. Anonymous figure misses you. HP:123 EP:208 'fuck You miss someone. Anonymous figure misses you. You say in Westron: fuck HP:123 EP:208 do commands Do: starting commands. HP:123 EP:208 You unlock the west door. HP:123 EP:208 The west door is already unlocked. HP:123 EP:208 You open the west door. Top of tower(w, e and d) You close the east door. HP:123 EP:208 Landing(w, e, d, nw and u) HP:123 EP:208 Southeastern Bridge(nw and se) HP:123 EP:208 Landing(w, sw, n, e, d, se and u) A small key HP:123 EP:208 Southwestern Bridge(sw and ne) HP:123 EP:208 The Landing(ne, e, d and u) HP:123 EP:208 Bottom of the Stairway(w, e and u) HP:123 EP:208 Teleport Room(e) HP:123 EP:208 The stone shimmers brightly, and suddenly you find yourself travelling through the vortex of time and space. Then there is a bright flash and.... The entrance hall of Deadman's Dike(n and s) A huge bat hangs from the ceiling You find yourself near the ruins of Fornost! HP:123 EP:208 Do: Commands completed. HP:123 EP:208 fade fade You attempt to step into the background, but fail to conceal yourself. HP:123 EP:193 fade You attempt to step into the background, but fail to conceal yourself. HP:123 EP:178 You attempt to step into the background, but fail to conceal yourself. HP:123 EP:163 fade You attempt to step into the background, but fail to conceal yourself. HP:123 EP:148 fade You attempt to step into the background, but fail to conceal yourself. HP:123 EP:133 10s Do: starting commands. HP:123 EP:133 The North Downs(w, n, e and s) HP:123 EP:133 The North Downs(w, n, e and s) HP:123 EP:133 Greenway Deadend(w, n, e and s) A hitching post HP:123 EP:133 The Greenway(w, n, e and s) HP:123 EP:133 The Greenway(w, n, e and s) HP:123 EP:133 The Greenway(w, n, e and s) HP:123 EP:133 The Greenway(w, n, e, s and se) HP:123 EP:133 The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:123 EP:133 The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:123 EP:133 The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:123 EP:133 Do: Commands completed. HP:123 EP:133 9s Do: starting commands. HP:123 EP:133 The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:123 EP:133 The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:123 EP:133 The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:123 EP:133 The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:123 EP:133 The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:123 EP:133 The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:123 EP:133 The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:123 EP:133 The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:123 EP:133 The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:123 EP:133 Do: Commands completed. HP:123 EP:133 s The Great East Road(w, n, e, nw and s) HP:123 EP:133 e e The Great East Road(w, n, e and s) HP:123 EP:133 The Great East Road(w, n, ne, e and s) HP:123 EP:133 e e The Great East Road(w, n, e, s and se) HP:123 EP:133 West Gate of Bree(w, n, e, nw and s) A bowl with a lid A town guard A big sign HP:123 EP:133 Kurama enters. n n The Plains(w, n, e and s) An ugly orc HP:123 EP:133 e The Plains(w, n, e and s) Corpse of Orc HP:123 EP:133 e Bree-hill(w, n, e and s) HP:123 EP:133 A scenic valley(town, w, n, ne, e, farm and s) Palpatine's black horse (hitched) A town guard A hitching post HP:123 EP:133 town A path leading to Combe(ne, valley and s) HP:123 EP:133 ne The Combe Town Square(sw, n, e, nw, s and se) An energetic boy having a good time A merchant HP:123 EP:133 nw The effects wear off. request healing The Combe doctor's office(se) The town doctor HP:125 EP:135 The doctor takes your 20 gold and heals you. HP:151 EP:161 request healing Doctor says: Just hold on a second please, I'm busy healing someone. HP:151 EP:161 request healing Boy enters. Doctor says: Just hold on a second please, I'm busy healing someone. HP:151 EP:161 request healing Doctor says: Just hold on a second please, I'm busy healing someone. HP:151 EP:161 request healing request healing The doctor takes your 20 gold and heals you. HP:183 EP:193 Doctor says: Just hold on a second please, I'm busy healing someone. HP:183 EP:193 find nagash Nagash is in Gondor, The Stone-Land at Linhir. In the room: inside a turret atop the Linhir city wall. Nagash is not wanted. HP:183 EP:173 request healing The doctor takes your 20 gold and heals you. HP:210 EP:205 request healing Doctor says: Just hold on a second please, I'm busy healing someone. HP:210 EP:205 who assassin The Two Towers Caribou the dunedain Strangler (Hand of Eru) (mortal) Darken Lighten set the dunedain Apprentice Assassin (Impartial) (mortal) Aramas the silvan Lady Death (Impartial) (mortal) Gothwin the silvan Lady Death (Shadowspawn of Mordor) (mortal) Necsipaal Eldomë the sindar God of Emptiness (lvl 20) Total assassins: 5 Total users: 104 HP:210 EP:205 find gothwin Gothwin is in Gondor, The Stone-Land at Linhir. In the room: a winding road in the city of Linhir. Gothwin is not wanted. HP:210 EP:185 Doctor whistles a sad ballad. find iago Your find attempt fails. HP:210 EP:175 find iago Iago is in Eriador at the village of the Daen Hecil. In the room: the grand hall of the keep. Iago is not wanted. HP:210 EP:155 Boy says in Westron: Hello kind stranger. Doctor says in Westron: Healing people is tiresome work! find stalker Stalker is in Rivendell at The House of Elrond. In the room: the Healing Chambers. Stalker is not wanted. HP:210 EP:137 find julius Julius is in Eriador at The Lone-lands. In the room: West Gate of Bree. Julius is not wanted. HP:210 EP:117 glance The Combe doctor's office(se) An energetic boy having a good time The town doctor HP:210 EP:119 se The Combe Town Square(sw, n, e, nw, s and se) A merchant HP:210 EP:119 sw A path leading to Combe(ne, valley and s) HP:210 EP:119 w w You can't go that way! HP:210 EP:119 You can't go that way! HP:210 EP:119 valley w A scenic valley(town, w, n, ne, e, farm and s) Palpatine's black horse (hitched) A town guard A hitching post HP:210 EP:119 w Bree-hill(w, n, e and s) HP:210 EP:119 The Plains(w, n, e and s) Corpse of Orc HP:210 EP:119 s s The Plains(w, n, e and s) An ugly orc HP:210 EP:119 West Gate of Bree(w, n, e, nw and s) Blight Bringer the sindar Magician (Moral) A bowl with a lid A town guard A big sign HP:210 EP:119 Blight leaves north. find julius Julius is in Eriador at Enedwaith. In the wilderness, direction: southeast In the room: The Old South Road. Julius is not wanted. HP:210 EP:99 The guard looks around warily. legend julius Julius the dunedain Deathmaster (Demonic) On for: 3m 34s Gender: male Age: 26d 14h 50m 4s Can be mailed: Julius@Bywater Julius has recorded a life story. Info: Always helping newbies, ask me for investigates! HP:210 EP:99 travelto adornas Travelto: Journey begun! Press return or type any command to stop. HP:210 EP:99 The Great East Road(w, n, e, s and se) HP:210 EP:99 The Greenway(n, se, w, ne, e, nw and s) Amandil Telcontar the dunedain Bushwhacker (Angelic) HP:210 EP:99 The Greenway(w, n, ne, e, nw and s) Travelto Spam The Adornas road(w, n, ne, e and s) HP:210 EP:101 The Adornas road(w, n, e and s) HP:210 EP:101 The Adornas road(w, n, e and s) HP:210 EP:101 The north gate of Adornas(n and s) Tantor the dunedain Boss (Moral) A dunlending vagabond A dunlending vagabond An eorling town guard An eorling town guard An eorling town guard Ingvar's horse A signpost Travelto: Destination reached! HP:210 EP:101 drop phial Ok. HP:210 EP:101 Your head is clearing. glance The north gate of Adornas(n and s) An empty phial Tantor the dunedain Boss (Moral) A dunlending vagabond A dunlending vagabond An eorling town guard An eorling town guard An eorling town guard Ingvar's horse A signpost HP:210 EP:103 find julius Your find attempt fails. HP:210 EP:93 find julius Julius is in Rohan at Edoras. In the room: the north gate. Julius is not wanted. HP:210 EP:73 travelto edoras Travelto: Journey begun! Press return or type any command to stop. HP:210 EP:73 The Adornas road(w, n, e and s) HP:210 EP:73 The Adornas road(w, n, e and s) Travelto Spam HP:210 EP:74 The Great West Road(w, n, ne, e and s) HP:210 EP:74 The Great West Road(w, sw, n, e and s) A campfire (burning) HP:210 EP:74 The north gate(w, n, e and s) Narsis' horse A signpost A hitching post A guard stands watch over the gate A guard stands watch over the gate Travelto: Destination reached! HP:210 EP:74 3s Do: starting commands. HP:210 EP:74 The main street(w, n, e and s) HP:210 EP:74 The main street(w, n, e and s) A cat wanders around looking for food HP:210 EP:74 Before the Golden Hall(w, n, e and u) Julius the dunedain Deathmaster (Demonic) Rudmar von Swihn the dunedain front soldier of Gondor. Natmir von Swihn the dunedain Warlord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Bill the pony An old gossiper [25 rumours] HP:210 EP:74 Do: Commands completed. HP:210 EP:74 e e The main street(w and e) A kid is here selling cider A trash can Julius enters. HP:210 EP:74 e The main street(w, sw, n, e and s) Julius enters. HP:210 EP:74 The eastern wall(w, n and s) Julius enters. HP:210 EP:74 w w The main street(w, sw, n, e and s) Julius enters. HP:210 EP:74 The main street(w and e) A kid is here selling cider A trash can Julius enters. HP:210 EP:74 w Before the Golden Hall(w, n, e and u) Rudmar von Swihn the dunedain front soldier of Gondor. Natmir von Swihn the dunedain Warlord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Bill the pony An old gossiper [25 rumours] Julius enters. HP:210 EP:74 l julius Oh, the sight of this amazing wild ranger! He is muscular, much like a wildcat would be... full of strength, but defined by perfect timing and ferocious perseverance. His unkempt blonde hair is about shoulder length, but flies wildly in the wind. You notice leaves, twigs and dirt in his hair. It maybe rather dangerous , but you believe that you could learn a thing or two with Julius as your mentor. He has the feral look of BeRsErKeR in his dark blue eyes. He is carrying: A dwarven deathmask (worn). A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn). An Orc courier pack (worn). A dwarven war shield (worn). A simple leather baldric (worn). A golden ring with a red ruby attached (worn). A crystal (worn). A bloodstained cloak (worn). A simple sheepskin sheath (worn). A leather archer's quiver (worn). A silver harp. A spellbook. Mord's Blood pipe. HP:210 EP:74 grin You grin. HP:210 EP:74 i Gold: 93 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A crystal (worn). An Orc courier pack (worn). A staff sling (worn). *A Rohan helmet (worn). *A pair of mail pants (worn). *A keyring containing 3 keys (worn). *A crystal (worn). *An emerald shield (worn). *A simple sheepskin sheath containing an elven short sword (worn). *A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn). A stamped staying-permit. A silver harp. A spellbook. A message stone. A silver harp. A large, empty dragonclaw pipe. A silver harp. A small silver lute. HP:210 EP:74 Julius grins. Julius gets the fang of Sauron from an Orc courier pack. You tremble as Julius wields the fang of Sauron. Julius wields the fang of Sauron. You are attacked by Julius! You miss Julius. Julius dilacerates you like a hungry wolf destroying flesh. Julius looks at you. You miss Julius. Julius misses you. Do commands HP:189 EP:74 The main street(w, n, e and s) A peasant worker looks at you in wonder Julius enters. HP:189 EP:74 The main street(w, n and e) Julius enters. HP:189 EP:74 The western gate(w, n, e and s) A guard stands watch over the gate A guard stands watch over the gate A hitching post Julius enters. HP:189 EP:74 Do: Commands completed. HP:189 EP:74 Do: starting commands. HP:189 EP:74 Suddenly Thug attacks you! A back alley(n and s) A dunlending thug Julius enters. HP:189 EP:74 Suddenly Thug attacks you! A back alley(e and s) A dunlending thug Julius enters. HP:189 EP:74 Do: Commands completed. HP:189 EP:74 You rap on the wall four times, scraping your knuckles. Just as you are about to give up hope, you hear a shuffling sound from the other side of the wall, then a sharp CRRRRRAAAACKKKK, and the wall swings open! An old man looks up at you suspiciously, then grabs your arm and hustles you into his hideout. A wizard's hideout(out) A wizened old man looks at you with interest HP:189 EP:74 i Gold: 93 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A crystal (worn). An Orc courier pack (worn). A staff sling (worn). *A Rohan helmet (worn). *A pair of mail pants (worn). *A keyring containing 3 keys (worn). *A crystal (worn). *An emerald shield (worn). *A simple sheepskin sheath containing an elven short sword (worn). *A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn). A stamped staying-permit. A silver harp. A spellbook. A message stone. A silver harp. A large, empty dragonclaw pipe. A silver harp. A small silver lute. HP:190 EP:75 l in pack Pack contains: A piece of jerky A silver flask A black flask A bottle of plum wine A piece of jerky A piece of jerky A piece of jerky A bottle of wine HP:190 EP:75 take wine from pack drink wine drop bottle take wine from pack drink wine drop bottle Ok. HP:190 EP:75 You uncork the bottle and quickly drink the bottle of plum wine. HP:204 EP:89 Ok. HP:204 EP:89 Ok. HP:204 EP:89 You uncork the bottle and guzzle the entire bottle of wine. HP:210 EP:103 Ok. HP:210 EP:103 Autosave. tell julius lol, that was the best, no report for that one :p Julius does not have a stone to receive your message. legend julius Julius the dunedain Deathmaster (Demonic) On for: 4m 57s Gender: male Age: 26d 14h 51m 26s Can be mailed: Julius@Bywater Julius has recorded a life story. Info: Always helping newbies, ask me for investigates! HP:210 EP:110 HP:210 EP:110 Alexa tells you: Morimacil, the dark sword is now on sale as lot 640, minimum bid 400 gold Fresh! tell julius lol You tell Julius: lol HP:210 EP:138 i YoU aRE MUch tOo DRunK tO COuNt yOur ThinGs. HP:210 EP:138 Julius tells you: lucky bastard l in pack You attempt to check your inventory, but are much too drunk. HP:210 EP:144 tell julius *nod* You tell Julius: *nod* -went to take a piss HP:210 EP:162 Julius tells you: how much hp did you have Julius tells you: in that room You can see straight again. Laryn tells you: a living staff is now on sale as lot 620, minimum bid 115 gold FRESH from RANHOTH The wizard tires of your presence! A back alley(e and s) Rudmar von Swihn the dunedain front soldier of Gondor. Bill the pony Natmir von Swihn the dunedain Warlord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Julius the dunedain Deathmaster (Demonic) You miss Julius. Julius cuts your arm, leaving several bruises. Julius chats with his party. You miss Julius. Julius cuts your arm, leaving several bruises. Julius looks at you. You miss Julius. Julius hits you very hard, leaving severed body parts! You miss Julius. Julius hits you very hard, leaving severed body parts! You miss Julius. Julius misses you. You miss Julius. Julius misses you. You miss Julius. Julius hits you very hard, leaving severed body parts! Natmir says in Westron: erm? You miss Julius. Julius cuts your arm, leaving several bruises. Julius shrugs. You miss Julius. Julius cuts your arm, leaving several bruises. You miss Julius. Julius scratches you. You miss Julius. Julius chops you. You miss Julius. The room stops spinning. Julius chops you. You miss Julius. Julius hits you very hard, leaving severed body parts! You miss Julius. Julius misses you. Julius looks at you. You miss Julius. Julius cuts your arm, leaving several bruises. Alexa tells you: an elven short sword is now on sale as lot 641, minimum bid 200 gold Excellent Avenged! You miss Julius. Julius misses you. Rudmar hehs. You miss Julius. Julius hits you very hard, leaving severed body parts! Julius says in Westron: doesnt know you can't stay there? You miss Julius. Julius chops you. You miss Julius. Julius misses you. You miss Julius. Julius chops you. Natmir says in Westron: he afkd? :P took a piss You miss Julius. Julius chops you. You miss Julius. Julius hits you very hard, leaving severed body parts! You miss Julius. Julius chops you. You miss Julius. Julius misses you. Natmir mutters in Westron: lag You miss Julius. Julius misses you. Julius says in Westron: lol Julius says in Westron: idiot You miss Julius. Julius chops you. You miss Julius. Julius hits you very hard, leaving severed body parts! Julius puts you out of your misery. Your enemy has defeated you! There is no hope as you watch the mighty Fang of Sauron descend ever so slowly in its killing blow. The mighty weapons of Mordor reign supreme. Julius swings the mighty Fang in triumph to send the soul of yet another victim to the Halls of Mandos. You have died. As you float above your corpse, you see the assassin pin a note to your body..... it reads: Greetings from SoU! --The message is signed: an anonymous figure You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. Someone chats with his party. Someone says in Westron: a lot Someone removes the fang of Sauron. Someone puts the fang of Sauron into a simple leather baldric. Someone chats with his party. Someone says in Westron: loot Someone takes a simple sheepskin sheath from corpse of Centyre into an Orc courier pack. Someone takes an emerald shield from corpse of Centyre into an Orc courier pack. Someone takes a crystal from corpse of Centyre into an Orc courier pack. Someone takes a keyring from corpse of Centyre into an Orc courier pack. Someone takes a crystal from corpse of Centyre into an Orc courier pack. glance Someone takes some gold coins from corpse of Centyre. Someone takes a finely-shaped pearl carapace from corpse of Centyre. Someone takes a pair of mail pants from corpse of Centyre. What? HP:0 EP:0> Someone wears a pair of mail pants. glance Someone looks at Corpse of Centyre. What? HP:0 EP:0> 'lame You say in Westron: lame HP:0 EP:0> Someone chats with his party. s