Bada Bing Bada Bang

Posted by
Grimscar [legacy]
Uploaded
06 November 2003 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Azmar, Jerf, Rami, Bakal, and Grimscar show off their fancy weaponry, and taunt their enemies.


By numerous request....some kills.


The next time you see 'Aldarin', you will do: 'kickback aldarin'.
<(-HP:184 EP:218-)> 
Ok.
<(-HP:184 EP:218-)> 
Ok.
<(-HP:184 EP:218-)> 
There is no dark arrow in the pack to get.
<(-HP:184 EP:218-)> 
You hang your bow across your back.
Ok.
<(-HP:184 EP:218-)> 
You hear a thunderclap somewhere far, far away.
You wield your storm longbow.
<(-HP:184 EP:218-)> 
You prepare to nock two arrows at once.
<(-HP:184 EP:198-)> 
You nock a dark arrow to your bow string.
You nock a dark arrow onto your bow string as well.
<(-HP:184 EP:198-)> 
You draw back the bow, ready to shoot.
<(-HP:184 EP:198-)> 
Azmar falls down laughing.
<(-HP:184 EP:198-)> 
Party say from Jerf:  ready ?
Azmar says in Westron: nice
<(-HP:184 EP:178-)> 
Azmar says in Westron: yeah
You nod.
<(-HP:184 EP:178-)> 
Party say from Bakal:  Look at waterfall?
You are on rolling hills with long grass.
The Great River Anduin is northwest.
A bridge lies west.
The sun shines brightly in the western sky.
A crystal clear sky hovers over the world, dotted with a few small clouds.
    The only obvious exits are west, north, east and south.
 Azmar StonePipe the dwarf Archmage (Angelic)
 Bakal Avathar the dunedain Archmage (Demonic)
 Rami Jam3an the dunedain Fisherman (Heroic)
 Jerf Monkey the dwarf Deathmaster (Angelic)
<(-HP:184 EP:178-)> 
Jerf leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Lothlorien Bridge(w and e)
 Jerf Monkey the dwarf Deathmaster (Angelic)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
Azmar enters.
Bakal enters.
Rami enters.
<(-HP:184 EP:178-)> 
Aldarin enters.
Triggered!  doing: kickback aldarin
You deliver a fantastic pushkick, knocking your opponent backwards.
You use this time to speed up your shooting.
Your dark arrow devastates Aldarin with thunderous force.
Aldarin seems to be overcome by agonizing pain!
Aldarin falls asleep from the poison on the arrow!
$N falls to the ground.
You shoot forth a lightning-fast arrow, hitting Aldarin.
Your recent movement increases the difficulty of your shot.
You nock a handcrafted arrow to your bow string.
You draw back the bow, ready to shoot.
You shoot forth a lightning-fast arrow at Aldarin...
The handcrafted arrow pierces Aldarin's leg, making it lifeless!
You nock a handcrafted arrow to your bow string.
<(-HP:184 EP:148-)> 
You draw back the bow, ready to shoot.
Your handcrafted arrow devastates Aldarin with thunderous force.
Aldarin seems to be overcome by agonizing pain!
Rami runs at Aldarin with the point of his sword, running his opponent through!
Triggered!  doing: kickback aldarin
Your opponent would expect another attack like that again so soon.
<(-HP:184 EP:148-)> 
Rami gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Aldarin!
^ Sharn: Drego, produce a log where I break you guys in an inn please.
Aldarin is near death.
<(-HP:184 EP:148-)> 
Azmar attacks Aldarin.
Suddenly, Jerf stabs Aldarin from behind!
Triggered!  doing: kickback aldarin
Your opponent would expect another attack like that again so soon.
<(-HP:184 EP:148-)> 
Bakal attacks Aldarin.
<(-HP:184 EP:148-)> 
You nock a handcrafted arrow to your bow string.
You draw back the bow, ready to shoot.
Bakal sends tails flying at Aldarin, but they miss their mark.
Azmar misses Aldarin.
Jerf inflicts Aldarin with unfathomable amounts of pain!
You watch Aldarin crumple pathetically before the might of Aiglos!
<(-HP:184 EP:148-)> 
<(-HP:184 EP:148-)> 
You miss Aldarin with a handcrafted arrow.
Triggered!  doing: kickback aldarin
You nock a handcrafted arrow to your bow string.
Bakal sends tails flying at Aldarin, but they miss their mark.
Azmar slices Aldarin cleanly.
The might of Aiglos dominates Aldarin, before he gives in to the darkness.
Aldarin has died.
Your opponent would expect another attack like that again so soon.



 A few minutes later..............


The Mirkwood path(w, sw, n, e and s)
 Azmar StonePipe the dwarf Archmage (Angelic)
 Rami Jam3an the dunedain Fisherman (Heroic)
 Zargon Surendetta the dunedain Dominatrix (Angelic)
 Jerf Monkey the dwarf Deathmaster (Angelic)
Bakal enters.
Jerf leaves north.
Bakal leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
A Bridge(stairs, n, ne and s)
 Bakal Avathar the dunedain Archmage (Demonic)
 Jerf Monkey the dwarf Deathmaster (Angelic)
 Justasec the silvan Loremaster (Angelic)
 War the sindar Unknown (Unknown)
 Leander the dunedain Spanker (In Shadows)
 Viking RedBeard the dwarf 
 A signpost
 A hitching post
Azmar enters.
Rami enters.
Zargon enters.
Azmar attacks War.
War scratches Azmar.
Azmar misses War.
Suddenly, Jerf stabs War from behind!
War holds a crystal which starts to glow brightly.
War holds a crystal which starts to glow brightly.
You kick your opponent hard.  He stumbles.
You shoot an arrow at War, but he uses his dwarven war shield to block it!
You nock a dark arrow to your bow string.
You nock a dark arrow onto your bow string as well.
<(-HP:230 EP:148-)> 
Party say from Azmar: triggered on War right?
Rami runs at War with the point of his sword, running his opponent through!
Rami gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into War!
Justasec leaves stairs.
You draw back the bow, ready to shoot.
You launch a dark arrow, striking War's stomach.
War jerks, struck by a jolt of pain.
War falls asleep from the poison on the arrow!
$N falls to the ground.
You miss War with a dark arrow.
Azmar hits War with the flat of the blade.
Jerf inflicts War with unfathomable amounts of pain!
Jerf sets War aflame with the blue flame of Aiglos
War doesn't look so great.
<(-HP:230 EP:149-)> 
War doesn't look so great.
<(-HP:230 EP:149-)> 
Zargon attacks War.
Azmar gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into War!
You nock a handcrafted arrow to your bow string.
Rami misses War.
Jerf disfigures War.
Jerf strikes valiantly as he spears War painfully.
Zargon slices the axe wickedly across War's abdomen, leaving horrendous wounds!
War doesn't look so great.
<(-HP:230 EP:149-)> 
<(-HP:230 EP:149-)> 
Jerf gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into War!
<(-HP:230 EP:149-)> 
You draw back the bow, ready to shoot.
You miss War with a handcrafted arrow.
Rami misses War.
Zargon leaves a gaping slash across War's body!
The runes glow dimly as the blade slices War to the bone!
War is near death.
<(-HP:230 EP:149-)> 
<(-HP:230 EP:149-)> 
<(-HP:230 EP:149-)> 
Rami gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into War!
<(-HP:230 EP:149-)> 
<(-HP:230 EP:149-)> 
War regains consciousness.
War misses Azmar.
You nock a handcrafted arrow to your bow string.
You draw back the bow, ready to shoot.
Azmar misses War.
Jerf disfigures War.
You watch War crumple pathetically before the might of Aiglos!
Zargon exposes bone, slicing chunks of flesh from War!
<(-HP:230 EP:149-)> 
<(-HP:230 EP:149-)> 
<(-HP:230 EP:149-)> 
Jerf drinks the phial of Dream Potion and his eyes roll back into
his skull. He throws back his head and ROARS
mightily! You notice his muscles are bulging hugely.
Zargon puts War out of his misery.
Azmar puts War out of his misery.
War is in critical condition, very close to death.
<(-HP:230 EP:149-)> 
Randyb enters.
War has died.
Viking gets some gold coins from corpse of War.
Viking gets an Orc courier pack from corpse of War.
Viking gets a bloodstained cloak from corpse of War.
Zargon gets a dwarven war shield from corpse of War into a sturdy hand-crafted pack.
Zargon gets a crystal (glowing) from corpse of War into a sturdy hand-crafted pack.
Zargon gets a crystal (glowing) from corpse of War into a sturdy hand-crafted pack.
The ghost of War drifts stairs.


Just a few minutes later.........


You follow your leader west.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Azmar StonePipe the dwarf Archmage (Angelic)
 Jerf Monkey the dwarf Deathmaster (Angelic)
Rami enters.
Bakal enters.
Jerf leaves west.
Bakal leaves west.
Rami leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Rami Jam3an the dunedain Fisherman (Heroic)
 Bakal Avathar the dunedain Archmage (Demonic)
 Jerf Monkey the dwarf Deathmaster (Angelic)
Azmar enters.
Jerf leaves west.
Azmar leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Lothlorien Bridge(w and e)
 Azmar StonePipe the dwarf Archmage (Angelic)
 Jerf Monkey the dwarf Deathmaster (Angelic)
 Kozlodoev the dunedain Battle Lord (Demonic)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
Triggered!  doing: kickback kozlodoev
Rami enters.
Bakal enters.
Azmar's staff fires a red beam at Kozlodoev and hits him dead on.
Kozlodoev screams in agony!

Suddenly a blue mist forms around Kozlodoev and gets absorbed
by the powers of Azmar's staff!
Triggered!  doing: kickback kozlodoev
You kick your opponent, and he flinches.
You sear Kozlodoev's flesh with a wooden arrow.
Kozlodoev seems to be overcome by agonizing pain!
You sear Kozlodoev's flesh with a dark arrow.
Kozlodoev's foot seems to be paralyzed and lifeless.
Kozlodoev falls asleep from the poison on the arrow!
$N falls to the ground.
<(-HP:230 EP:101-)> 
Your opponent would expect another attack like that again so soon.
<(-HP:230 EP:101-)> 
[ Gondor's Vengeance ] Daimen: SInce when is Bakal moral?
Kozlodoev is in average shape.
Triggered!  doing: kickback kozlodoev
<(-HP:230 EP:101-)> 
Your opponent would expect another attack like that again so soon.
<(-HP:230 EP:101-)> 
You nock a dark arrow to your bow string.
You draw back the bow, ready to shoot.
You wince just from the thought of it.
<(-HP:230 EP:101-)> 
Bakal attacks Kozlodoev.
Triggered!  doing: kickback kozlodoev
Your opponent would expect another attack like that again so soon.
<(-HP:230 EP:101-)> 
Kozlodoev is in average shape.
<(-HP:230 EP:101-)> 
Your dark arrow devastates Kozlodoev with thunderous force.
Kozlodoev jerks, struck by a jolt of pain.
You nock a handcrafted arrow to your bow string.
Bakal sends tails flying at Kozlodoev, but they miss their mark.
Bakal misses Kozlodoev.
    This is the bridge over the Anduin River that crosses over into Lothlorien.
The Golden Wood lies to your west while the wilderness stretches out into
the east.
The Great River Anduin is southwest and north.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    There is water to the southwest and north.
    The only obvious exits are west and east.
 Bakal Avathar the dunedain Archmage (Demonic)
 Rami Jam3an the dunedain Fisherman (Heroic)
 Azmar StonePipe the dwarf Archmage (Angelic)
 Jerf Monkey the dwarf Deathmaster (Angelic)
 Kozlodoev the dunedain Battle Lord (Demonic) [unconscious]
 A signpost
 A hitching post
Triggered!  doing: kickback kozlodoev
<(-HP:230 EP:102-)> 
Your opponent would expect another attack like that again so soon.
<(-HP:230 EP:102-)> 
Rami runs at Kozlodoev with the point of his sword, running his opponent through!
Rami gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Kozlodoev!
Kozlodoev is near death.
<(-HP:230 EP:102-)> 
You draw back the bow, ready to shoot.
You launch a handcrafted arrow, striking Kozlodoev's leg.
Triggered!  doing: kickback kozlodoev
You nock a handcrafted arrow to your bow string.
Bakal sends tails flying at Kozlodoev, but they miss their mark.
Bakal misses Kozlodoev.
Your opponent would expect another attack like that again so soon.
<(-HP:230 EP:102-)> 
Suddenly, Jerf stabs Kozlodoev from behind!
<(-HP:230 EP:102-)> 
Azmar gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Kozlodoev!
<(-HP:230 EP:102-)> 
[ Gondor's Vengeance ] Daimen: Ah, he's not
You draw back the bow, ready to shoot.
Your handcrafted arrow devastates Kozlodoev with thunderous force.
Triggered!  doing: kickback kozlodoev
Kozlodoev seems to be overcome by agonizing pain!
Bakal sends tails flying at Kozlodoev, but they miss their mark.
Jerf inflicts Kozlodoev with unfathomable amounts of pain!
The might of Gil-galad washes over Kozlodoev!
The might of Aiglos dominates Kozlodoev, before he gives in to the darkness.
Kozlodoev has died.
Your opponent would expect another attack like that again so soon.