I'm idling outside of my guildhall while paying attention to something else IRL. All of a sudden, I hear a loud "riiing! riiiing!" And so I run back to the keyboard...
Grimscar enters. Dunil shouts: Guards! To the front gate, we are under attack! Grimscar bashes Dunil with the pommel of the sword. Grimscar DECIMATES Myrak with a ferocious attack! Grimscar nicks Terias. Terias hits Grimscar. Myrak grazes Grimscar. Dunil hits Grimscar hard. Grimscar looks at you. Terias shouts: The gate of Daen Hecil is under attack! Grimscar misses Terias. Grimscar misses Myrak. Grimscar mangles Dunil with extraordinary skill. Terias misses Grimscar. Myrak inflicts massive damage to Grimscar. Dunil misses Grimscar. Grimscar leaves path. Laryn tells you: a Great Two-handed Flail is now on sale as lot 302, minimum bid 110 gold FRESHY from orc warlord to YOU MCoLT ^ Lmno: Naked Ugly Guy the sindar Orc-target (Impartial) Autosave. ^ Ethwi: ... ^ Lmno: i found that amusing. Laryn tells you: a goblin backpack is now on sale as lot 303, minimum bid 130 gold Fresh! You hear a footstep nearby. Anonymous figure says in Westron: Without warning, Butthead stabs you from behind! wimpy off You don't feel like a wimp anymore. <(HP:220 EP:220)> Anonymous figure holds a crystal which starts to glow brightly. Anonymous figure holds a crystal which starts to glow brightly. <(HP:220 EP:220)> <(HP:220 EP:220)> Anonymous figure charges at you with his sword, plunging the point into you! Anonymous figure misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! <(HP:188 EP:220)> Anonymous figure smashes his forehead into your nose. smirk You are too busy to make an attack! You smirk in amusement. <(HP:164 EP:220)> You notice someone sizing you up. You are too busy to make an attack! rotfl You roll on the floor laughing. <(HP:164 EP:220)> l An entire village spans before you, enclosed within a sturdy palisade of stone and timber. The timbers of the palisade reach a height of nearly twenty feet and end in sharpened points. They would be almost impossible to scale. A massive wooden gate allows entry to the village. You think you could guard this area... Type 'info'. The sun is setting in the west. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are path and gate. An anonymous figure Terias, a mighty dunlending guard Myrak, a tall dunlending guardsman Dunil, a wary dunlending warrior <(HP:164 EP:220)> Anonymous figure bashes you with the pommel of the sword. You are too busy to make an attack! Anonymous figure mangles you with extraordinary skill. You miss someone. x Hahahaha You say in Westron: Hahahaha <(HP:138 EP:220)> l An entire village spans before you, enclosed within a sturdy palisade of stone and timber. The timbers of the palisade reach a height of nearly twenty feet and end in sharpened points. They would be almost impossible to scale. A massive wooden gate allows entry to the village. You think you could guard this area... Type 'info'. The sun is setting in the west. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are path and gate. An anonymous figure Terias, a mighty dunlending guard Myrak, a tall dunlending guardsman Dunil, a wary dunlending warrior <(HP:138 EP:220)> gate A hard-packed dirt road(e, out and s)