^ Marquez: I don't much care for the color pink, I've been looking at colors all my life, and I can tell you, pink isn't a great color. ^ Marquez: See, thats stupid. Osse told you: jeweled dagger... that's in michel delving, right? ^ Osse: I did not mail you a buttplug ^ Osse: but... does it fit? ^ Fimbu: Ok. Here's the news on the Tidbits. |HP:230 EP:17> ^ Araceli sits on the edge of her chair. ^ Zelindo: There is news! ^ Zelindo hides ^ Natmir: Blah. ^ Mikula: dammit i typed news :P ^ Zelindo: hahahha ^ Clintus: So did I ^ Mithgil: what am i going to do about this tumor during school tomorrow ^ Manni: eh? ^ Mithgil: the girls wont go for a guy with a tumor on his forehead ^ Mithgil: actually ^ Mithgil: i'll say it's cancer, and i have a month to live ^ Mithgil: and i don't want to die a virgin ^ Azmar fiance cleaned his house and made him cookies while he was at work yesterday, thats ilke the ultimate turn on when you'r walking in at midnight after working 13 hours ^ Azmar hopes that will happen every day he has a hard day of work but doubts it ^ Fimbu: So did you have like, sex? With her? ^ Caber: omg fimbu don't! ^ Fimbu: Or did you just eat the cookies. ^ Caber: Hahahaha. ^ Azmar: we're waiting till we're actually married :) ^ Fimbu: Damn. ^ Caber: "Thanks honey, I'm so turned on! These are great cookies! Okay, well, night." ^ Fimbu: Hahahahaa. (HP:11 EP:48) (HP:11 EP:48) Anonymous figure smashes his forehead into your nose. Triggered! doing: cast fireball You start casting fireball. (HP:-18 EP:48) (HP:-18 EP:48) Your spell is aborted! (HP:-18 EP:48) (HP:-18 EP:48) You have died. [ Daen Hecil ] Mizrahi: I'm not the only one who thinks Tirnor Imladriso is an Italian guild am I? ^ Corpus: You miss roads? ^ Yggdrasil: heh, i wonder how many peoples triggers went off :P ^ Yggdrasil: ^ Corpus: You miss roads?.........................-MISS- ^ Ketan: Hahahaha ****We were after Calenril in Mordor**** |HP:220 EP:89> [ Daen Hecil ] Caber: Er, he's in his guildhall, so I assume the hunt is over. :P [ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: Nope, we're trying to get in there [ Daen Hecil ] Caber: Aaaaah. You guys are GOOD. [ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: Just can't figure out the syntax [ Daen Hecil ] Caber: break into hall [ Daen Hecil ] Fimbu: haahahaha ^ Grimscar: Oop. ^ s. ^ Fimbu: s. |HP:220 EP:210> ^ Grimscar: hit ^ me baby one more time ^ Fimbu: me baby one more time |HP:220 EP:206> Grimscar tells you: giggle tell grimscar Was I right? You tell Grimscar: Was I right? |HP:220 EP:207> Grimscar tells you: yeah ^ Chord: ferilize mithgil and check if they taste different ^ Chord: erm...miscomm ^ Omaha: ... ^ Dei: .. Ok ^ Atticus: I think you permenantly frightened some people away from the MUD Alexa tells you: I have the following on sale: Lot Seller Price Description Tag #28 Giro 200 - a large harvester's pack (closed) #29 Garloth 200 - a sailor's cutlass exc unall. Its hard being a dick... #30 Garloth 300 - a dwarven war shield exc unall, I have a brain I can't think with. and eyes I cant see with #31 Garloth 250 - sturdy armour exc unall, my neigbor is a real a hole...and my best friend is a real pussy #32 Garloth 150 - a large harvester's pack (open) everytime I get excited I throw up #33 Garloth 150 - a pair of leggings exc unall, and worst of all...my owner beats me:( |HP:220 EP:89> ^ Jaggers: its just a computer generation, a "martix" if you will ^ Fimbu: Ah yes. ^ Fimbu: What do you know about the... martix, Jaggers? |HP:220 EP:81> ^ Jaggers: Its all around us... ^ Fimbu: And are you interested in finding out more about this... |HP:220 EP:77> ^ Mithgil: Martix? You're insane. ^ Martix? ^ Fimbu: Martix? |HP:220 EP:72> ^ Hyperbole: who all besides me got dis con i min ago? ^ Mithgil knocks on the door. ^ Stark: its spreading ^ Randill: me ^ Mithgil: Mr. Jaggers, open up. ^ Fofester wonders just how many people will ask that before they realize pretty much everyone got disconnected. ^ Mithgil KICKS THE DOOR IN! ^ Caber: Jaggers?! ^ Jaggers: ohhhh a white rabbit ^ Fimbu: I would advise you to put your head down, Mr. Jaggers. |HP:220 EP:69> ^ Jaggers: lol ^ Mithgil fills the room full of bullets. ^ Viktor: help help lag ^ Fimbu: The Martix is coming. |HP:220 EP:64> ^ Jaggers dodges everyone ^ Viktor: Why is winnetou never on when I log on just to say that ^ Mithgil lunges at Jaggers. ^ Fimbu: Come to the window, Jaggers. |HP:220 EP:61> ^ Hyperbole: so thats what all that black ooz is :) ^ Fimbu: And jump out. You've got to trust me. |HP:220 EP:56> ^ Jaggers: quickly parries the blow ^ Fimbu: THE MARTIX HAS YOU, JAGGERS. |HP:220 EP:52> ^ Viktor: You all suck ^ Mithgil pulls out a minigun. ^ Mithgil levels it at Jaggers. ^ Iazrul: I knew I should of stayed in bed ^ Mithgil: Prepare to be deleted! ^ Jaggers: ill go into exile ^ Omaha: Iazrul, all you've gotta think is WWBD in this situation ^ Mithgil fills Jaggers full of bullets. ^ Sargeras: look at the price of maegans blade at alexas... lol ^ Iazrul: What the hell is that, warner brothers? ^ Viktor: That's a good point, WWBD? ^ Mithgil turns to Fimbu. ^ Mithgil: Mr. Flappypants! Nice to see you! ^ Mithgil takes aim. ^ Fimbu: Hello, Aeneg Mithgil. |HP:220 EP:53> ^ Mithgil SHOOTS AT FIMBU. ^ Viktor: Ok, Mithgil and Fimbu and flappypants? ^ Fimbu: Fimbu does a speedy Martix move. |HP:220 EP:50> ^ Jaggers is revived by Trinity, kills the agents ^ Fimbu: Jaggers, Shut up. |HP:220 EP:46> ^ Jaggers: and goes on a shooting spree ^ Omaha: is this gonna be matrix talk? ^ Fimbu: This is Martix talk. What's the Matrix? |HP:220 EP:41> ^ Lmno: Anyone who has storm bow or some other unique care to trade it for SS? ^ Fimbu: We're talking about a different Jaggers anyway. |HP:220 EP:37> ^ Mithgil: Caber goes all warpy and I take over his body. ^ Fofester explodes! ^ Fimbu: Lmno, does your name stand for "Laughing my nuts off" on purpose, or was that just a perk? ^ Saritalr: damnit people.. frank baum who wrote 'the wonderful wizard of oz' wrote it as a social commentary of america in the 1890's and the desire to switch to the gold standard. ^ Ketan: No he didn't, he wrote it because he liked fairytales and munchkins. ^ Ketan: He wrote "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" under the pen name something-or-other Dahl, too. ^ Ketan: Roal or Roul or something ^ Ehtyar: Roald. ^ Ketan: Thanks ^ Ketan: The oompa-loompas were just another display of his munchkin affection. ^ Ketan: And then there's James and the Giant Peach...were James is a normal sized guy, but the giant peach makes him look munchkin-like in comparison. ^ Iarla: Charlie and the chocolate factory as a commentary on the poor working conditions of singing midgets. ^ Mithgil: What are some good exercises to firm up your ass ^ Mithgil: Mine's too much on the flabby side ^ Erwin: Butt... erm, nevermind. I don't wanna be nuked. Yggdrasil tells you: QUICK, TYPE ^ ask scatha " yggdrasil hahahaha You tell Yggdrasil: hahahaha (HP:230 EP:230) " yggdrasil i fucking nearly did it You tell Yggdrasil: i fucking nearly did it (HP:230 EP:230) " yggdrasil so close You tell Yggdrasil: so close (HP:230 EP:230) " yggdrasil luckily i read the comm You tell Yggdrasil: luckily i read the comm (HP:230 EP:230) Yggdrasil tells you: haha Suddenly all is dark. The elves that boarded this ship with you are all gone. The loneliness of the void bears down upon your back like a hammer. Small white clouds drift sleepily across the sky. ^ Gror: cool ^ Gror: i strangled the guard ^ Gror: can someone find me? ^ Mithgil: You're in Mordor. ^ Gror: oh shit ^ Gyro: Yep I get Mordor too.. near the tower of Barad Dur ^ Gror: cool surrender to orc and you get to enter mordor ^ Rami is in his university's "million dollar lab" ^ Rami lags. so much for a million bucks. ^ Gothwin: I am sure a million dollar lab has better things todo then have people play mud on it :) ^ Rami: never! ^ Gothwin: go decode the human gene or something ^ Rami: i think the 2 guys over there are doing that. HP:200 EP:191| ^ Azarael: man I was at a club on Monday night ^: goes Uh-oh. ^ Fimbu goes Uh-oh. HP:200 EP:192| ^ Baklen listens ^ Azarael: I'm with this pretty girl...we're like, standing close, sitting together and stuff. ^ Azarael: and this old lady, prolly 65 comes up to me The cook looks anxiously at his stew. ^ Lemme gues... You met a 75 year old girl who fell asleep at the bar. ^ Fimbu: Lemme gues... You met a 75 year old girl who fell asleep at the bar. HP:200 EP:194| ^ I was close. ^ Fimbu: I was close. HP:200 EP:194| ^ Azarael: she bends down, flops her breasts all over my arm...and asks me if I was in blabla movie, cuz I look like this dancer guy in a movie she dawy ^ Azarael: saw ^ Baklen fdl! ^ Baklen: Now that is something I wished I could of seen:) ^ Azarael: I'm like nope, wrong guy....but she keeps talking to me, asking me where i learned and shit ^ Armada: And you say "Go away mom, not now" l ^ Baklen: the Great Azarael hit on by a 65 year old:) mmands completed. HP:200 EP:198| ^ Azarael: yeah, so like I grab the hand of this girl I'm with, and pull her in close...but the lady keeps on ^ Baklen: Az, It probabaly was her daughter. HP:200 EP:200| ^ Azarael: so anyway, I get out of that after 5...we go dance some..then the old lady comes back up and asks me if I come to slick's every monday..I'm like no...my first time ^ damn. ^ Fimbu: damn. HP:200 EP:200| ^ Azarael: hehe baklen :P ^ Baklen ahhs HP:200 EP:200| ^ Azarael: I said I usually go to Buzz on wednedays though...she's like oh? where is that...i said it's at blabla address, she says ah, well I guess I'll have to come to buzz, and she kissed me on the cheek and left ^ Baklen: times like that we cherish , so we can enjoy these stories over some good mud:) ^: fdls! ^ Baklen rotfl! ^ Fimbu fdls! HP:200 EP:200| ^ Armada: And that, was the begining of a wonderful friendship... ^ Azarael: well, I was a bit taken aback :) ^ Baklen: dude, All that I'm thinken is , it was probabaly my grandmother:) ^ Azarael: so was my date. ***Because Jasumin was sad about his lack of appearances this time*** ^ Jasumin: uh...uh....crap....