A bit old, but after reading Alkath's drowning I just had to post it. Read on if you are bored.
Calenril in Tauron the dunedain Urug-Narû (Dâirazîr) Your stomach is almost full, barely room for another bite. HP: 137/230 END: 143/230 Exp: 1798056 (10) Avg. Stats: 100 Strength: 100 Agility: 100 Charisma: 100 Constitution: 100 Coordination: 100 Intelligence: 100 Level 20 ranger, 51d 13h 30m 38s old. HP:137 EP:143> Shaman doesn't look so great. HP:137 EP:143> Shaman begs for mercy as you land a near-fatal blow. Shaman misses you. ss Shaman doesn't look so great. HP:137 EP:143> You miss Shaman by mere inches. Shaman misses you. ss Shaman doesn't look so great. HP:137 EP:143> ss Shaman doesn't look so great. HP:137 EP:143> ss You cut into Shaman's flesh with careless ease. Shaman misses you. Shaman doesn't look so great. HP:138 EP:144> Therigion enters. Athin enters. Aloysius enters. Anadriel enters. Arthlor enters. ss Shaman doesn't look so great. HP:138 EP:144> In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported. Without warning, Therigion stabs you from behind! $ Somebody just got medieval on my arse! Backstabbed by $HIG$Therigion$0$ at HP: $HIG$138$0$ and EP: $HIG$144$0$ ! Triggered! doing: do glance,wimpy off,growl,focus dodge,focus defense,unshield all Do: starting commands. HP:138 EP:144> A shrine(e) Arthlor Ar-Udûnakhôr the dunedain Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Anadriel Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Aloysius Avalôiyada the dunedain Mastermind (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Therigion the silvan Mastermind (Demonic) An orc shaman HP:138 EP:144> You notice Therigion sizing you up. You're no wimp! HP:138 EP:144> You growl in a low rumble, eyes alight with a feral gleam. HP:138 EP:144> You start focusing on your dodge skill. HP:138 EP:144> You can't change your focus quite that fast! HP:138 EP:144> You are no longer shielding anyone. HP:138 EP:144> Do: Commands completed. HP:138 EP:144> You are too busy to make an attack! Therigion massacres you with incredible force! Shaman misses you. e [ Valacirca ] Calenril: Somebody just got medieval on my arse! Backstabbed by Therigion at HP: 138 and EP: 144 ! HP:110 EP:141> A torch-lit hallway(s, u, w and n) Therigion enters. Arthlor enters. Anadriel enters. Aloysius enters. Athin enters. HP:110 EP:141> w You inflict massive damage to Therigion with a brutal attack! Therigion hits you very hard. do e,n,2e,d,e,2s,se A shrine(e) An orc shaman Therigion enters. Athin enters. Aloysius enters. Anadriel enters. Arthlor enters. starting commands. HP:95 EP:141> A torch-lit hallway(s, u, w and n) Therigion enters. Arthlor enters. Anadriel enters. Aloysius enters. Athin enters. HP:95 EP:141> A torch-lit hallway(e, s and armoury) An iron key [broken] Therigion enters. Athin enters. Aloysius enters. Anadriel enters. Arthlor enters. HP:95 EP:141> Suddenly Patrolling guard attacks you! Suddenly Flabby orc guard attacks you! A torch-lit hallway(e, s, w and n) A patrolling guard A flabby orc guard Therigion enters. Arthlor enters. Anadriel enters. Aloysius enters. Athin enters. HP:95 EP:141> A torch-lit hallway(d, s and w) Therigion enters. Athin enters. Aloysius enters. Anadriel enters. Arthlor enters. HP:95 EP:141> Suddenly Huge orcish guard attacks you! A torch-lit hallway(e, u, w and n) A huge orc guard Therigion enters. Arthlor enters. Anadriel enters. Aloysius enters. Athin enters. A torch-lit hallway(s and w) Therigion enters. Athin enters. Aloysius enters. Anadriel enters. Arthlor enters. HP:95 EP:141> A torch-lit hallway(s and n) Therigion enters. Arthlor enters. Anadriel enters. Aloysius enters. Athin enters. HP:95 EP:141> A torch-lit hallway(se, w and n) Therigion enters. Athin enters. Aloysius enters. Anadriel enters. Arthlor enters. HP:95 EP:141> In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported. The crystal on Arthlor's staff begins to throb rapidly. An entrance hall(nw, w and out) Therigion enters. Arthlor enters. Anadriel enters. Aloysius enters. Athin enters. HP:95 EP:141> Do: Commands completed. HP:95 EP:141> In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported. You are attacked by Athin! Do: starting commands. HP:95 EP:141> Ok. HP:95 EP:141> You open a black flask. HP:95 EP:141> The hot liquid burns your throat as it makes its way towards your stomach. HP:95 EP:141> You close a black flask. HP:95 EP:141> Ok. HP:95 EP:141> Do: Commands completed. HP:95 EP:141> Do: starting commands. HP:95 EP:141> Ok. HP:95 EP:141> You open a black flask. HP:95 EP:141> The hot liquid burns your throat as it makes its way towards your stomach. HP:95 EP:141> You close a black flask. HP:95 EP:141> Ok. HP:95 EP:141> Do: Commands completed. HP:95 EP:141> You notice Therigion sizing you up. Do: starting commands. HP:95 EP:141> Ok. HP:95 EP:141> In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported. You are attacked by Anadriel! You open a black flask. HP:95 EP:141> You are too full to drink anything. HP:95 EP:141> You close a black flask. HP:95 EP:141> Ok. HP:95 EP:141> Do: Commands completed. HP:95 EP:141> In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported. You are attacked by Aloysius! Arthlor barely misses you. Aloysius misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! Anadriel misses you. Therigion hits you hard. Athin wishes the crimson sword hit you. You notice Athin sizing you up. You notice Aloysius sizing you up. Do: starting commands. HP:88 EP:141> A torch-lit hallway(se, w and n) Therigion enters. Athin enters. Aloysius enters. Anadriel enters. Arthlor enters. HP:88 EP:141> Suddenly Patrolling guard attacks you! Suddenly Patrolling guard attacks you! Suddenly Orc guard attacks you! Suddenly Orc soldier attacks you! The mess hall of Cirith Ungol(e, w and n) A patrolling guard [2] An orc guard eating a meal An orc soldier eating a meal Therigion enters. Arthlor enters. Anadriel enters. Aloysius enters. Athin enters. HP:88 EP:141> A scullery(kitchen and messhall) Therigion enters. Athin enters. Aloysius enters. Anadriel enters. Arthlor enters. HP:88 EP:141> The kitchen of Cirith Ungol(larder and scullery) An orc lackey A cooking wench Therigion enters. Arthlor enters. Anadriel enters. Aloysius enters. Athin enters. HP:88 EP:141> A putrid larder(d and out) Therigion enters. Athin enters. Aloysius enters. Anadriel enters. Arthlor enters. HP:88 EP:141> A stairwell in the cellars(e, s and u) Therigion enters. Arthlor enters. Anadriel enters. Aloysius enters. Athin enters. HP:88 EP:141> A cellar hallway(e and w) Therigion enters. Athin enters. Aloysius enters. Anadriel enters. Arthlor enters. HP:88 EP:141> A cellar hallway(s, w and n) Therigion enters. Arthlor enters. Anadriel enters. Aloysius enters. Athin enters. HP:88 EP:141> A dark room with a well in the center(s) Therigion enters. Athin enters. Aloysius enters. Anadriel enters. Arthlor enters. HP:88 EP:141> Arthlor strikes you on the side. Aloysius injures you severely! You are too busy to make an attack! Anadriel misses you. Therigion hits you very hard. Athin wishes the crimson sword hit you. You feel a hot, fierce glow flow through you. You feel a hot, fierce glow flow through you. Arthlor utters a few strange words. Suddenly, red, green, and blue light flash from the crystal. As you scream in PAIN, strange, swirling energy burns you severely. Aloysius smashes his forehead into your nose. Do: Commands completed. HP:93 EP:213> You notice Therigion sizing you up. You notice Athin sizing you up. You notice Therigion sizing you up. You notice Aloysius sizing you up. You close your eyes, screw up your courage and jump down into the deep dark abyss! Mid-air HP:93 EP:213> fade Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! fade fade You attempt to step into the background, but fail to conceal yourself. HP:90 EP:197> fade You attempt to step into the background, but fail to conceal yourself. HP:90 EP:182> fade fade fade You attempt to step into the background, but fail to conceal yourself. HP:90 EP:167> You fade into the background, an anonymous and nameless member of society, invisible to all but the most diligent of observers. HP:90 EP:127> You are already blending into the background. HP:90 EP:127> You are already blending into the background. HP:90 EP:127> You are already blending into the background. HP:90 EP:127> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! [ Valacirca ] Devinius: eep Your body is buffeted around in the wind currents as you plummet down through the black void! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The sound of rushing water below tells you that the well bottom is fast approaching! You better prepare to be splattered! Athin appears from the shadows. l You are falling through a black void! Air buffets your body as you plummet down into endless night. A hideous scream reverberates around the well shaft and you realise that you are in danger of wetting your pants. Time seems to stand still as an uncertain doom rushes to greet you. Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) HP:78 EP:120> do drop flask from pack,open flask,drink flask,close flask,get flask into pack Athin plunges headfirst into the black waters with a SPLASH! A river Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Do: starting commands. HP:66 EP:118> Ok. HP:66 EP:118> You open a black flask. HP:66 EP:118> You are too full to drink anything. HP:66 EP:118> You close a black flask. HP:66 EP:118> Ok. HP:66 EP:118> Do: Commands completed. HP:66 EP:118> Athin smiles and says: Bah! A black flask disappears in the confusion. <-- I should have used the in hands alias :P Athin swears loudly for a long time. score Calenril in Tauron the dunedain Urug-Narû (Dâirazîr) You are full! You feel like a blimp. HP: 66/230 END: 116/230 Exp: 1798077 (21) Avg. Stats: 100 Strength: 100 Agility: 100 Charisma: 100 Constitution: 100 Coordination: 100 Intelligence: 100 Level 20 ranger, 51d 13h 31m 6s old. You are blending into the background. HP:66 EP:116> i Gold: 68 Encumbrance: heavily encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A crimson longsword (wielded). An Orc courier pack (worn). A beautiful set of mithril mail (worn). A battered Orcish shield (worn). A small knife (engulfed in flames). A leather baldric containing a crimson longsword (worn). An ithildin ring, inlaid with an elven jewel (worn). A carved war-horn (worn). An empty wolf's head pipe. A small green medallion (worn). A silver ring, inlaid with two shimmering green jewels (worn). Calenril's thick leather bracelet (worn). The Valacirca Guild Pendant (worn). A small armband worn by those instructed in battlefield first-aid (worn). HP:66 EP:112> l You let out a huge whoosh as you surface! Deliciously sweet air fills your aching lungs. You manage to grab hold of a piece of driftwood as you are dragged along by the swiftly moving current of a choppy cold underground river! Large waves splash up against dangerous-looking walls as harsh stacatto echoes fill this tunnel with the steady roar of the raging torrent. Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) HP:67 EP:112> Athin says in Westron: Lucky :P HP:67 EP:111> Echoes fill this tunnel as water crashes against the walls! Therigion falls screaming from the tunnel exit 60 feet above, then plunges headfirst into the pool with a SPLASH! say this is gonna be a close one You say in Westron: this is gonna be a close one HP:67 EP:108> HP:67 EP:107> Athin laughs out loud. The log carries you around a wide bend in the tunnel. Water swirls around you madly like horses in a battle. Angry waves rush to throw themselves against you in an effort to knock you off the log and pull you beneath the surface. Therigion sweeps along on a log. A river Therigion the silvan Mastermind (Demonic) Athin sweeps in on a log. Athin tsks. Therigion grins evilly. l All these waves and the strong current make it hard for you to hold on to your piece of driftwood. Every so often a particularly nasty current tries to pull you down under the surface, but so far you've managed to stay afloat. The cold water makes you shiver, and you hope that you'll reach land soon. Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Therigion the silvan Mastermind (Demonic) HP:60 EP:99> say we shall see if i will survive ;M) You say in Westron: we shall see if i will survive ;M) HP:61 EP:97> Athin laughs out loud. Therigion nods. get flask from pack Aloysius tells you: you got fuckin tore up :) Ok. HP:61 EP:95> Athin says in Westron: We hope not :P open flask You open a black flask. <-- Lifesaver HP:61 EP:93> Therigion says in Westron: i bet you won't A few drops of water fall from the ceiling and land on your forehead. drink flask Athin says in Westron: But that is just us You are too full to drink anything. HP:61 EP:92> drink flask You are too full to drink anything. HP:62 EP:92> drink flask You are too full to drink anything. HP:62 EP:91> drink flask You are too full to drink anything. HP:62 EP:91> drink flask You are too full to drink anything. HP:62 EP:90> drink flask You are too full to drink anything. HP:62 EP:90> The strong current carries you onwards. You are nervously pondering what may lie ahead in this dark corridor of despair. Athin sweeps along on a log. The strong current carries you onwards. You are nervously pondering what may lie ahead in this dark corridor of despair. A river Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Therigion sweeps in on a log. HP:58 EP:85> Athin falls down laughing. A sudden wave combined with the current makes you fall off your piece of driftwood! After the initial panic attack you manage to scramble on top of it again. HP:58 EP:83> Therigion nods. drink flask You are too full to drink anything. HP:59 EP:80> drink flask You are too full to drink anything. HP:59 EP:80> drink flask You are too full to drink anything. HP:59 EP:79> hp hp: 59/230 end: 79/230 HP:59 EP:79> l You try your best to hold on to your log as it progresses through the tunnel. You notice that the log has started to move a lot faster .. Therigion sweeps along on a log. You try your best to hold on to your log as it progresses through the tunnel. You notice that the log has started to move a lot faster .. A river Therigion the silvan Mastermind (Demonic) Athin sweeps in on a log. Athin tsks. You feel a pang of sudden fear as you realize your piece of driftwood is beginning to fall apart! The rather violent current and the waves, combined with your weight and the time it has already spent in the water is beginning to take its toll... you probably should prepare yourself for a swim, just in case. Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Therigion the silvan Mastermind (Demonic) HP:55 EP:72> HP:55 EP:72> Aloysius tells you: please die please die please die <-- :DD Therigion waves his arms over his head in slow motion groaning "l a a g!". HP:55 EP:70> Athin nods with Evil understanding. HP:55 EP:70> l You feel a pang of sudden fear as you realize your piece of driftwood is beginning to fall apart! The rather violent current and the waves, combined with your weight and the time it has already spent in the water is beginning to take its toll... you probably should prepare yourself for a swim, just in case. Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Therigion the silvan Mastermind (Demonic) HP:56 EP:70> drink flask The hot liquid burns your throat as it makes its way towards your stomach. HP:56 EP:69> woo You go "Woo!". HP:56 EP:68> You feel a hot, fierce glow flow through you. Athin smiles and says: Bah! HP:74 EP:84> HP:74 EP:84> l You feel a pang of sudden fear as you realize your piece of driftwood is beginning to fall apart! The rather violent current and the waves, combined with your weight and the time it has already spent in the water is beginning to take its toll... you probably should prepare yourself for a swim, just in case. Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Therigion the silvan Mastermind (Demonic) HP:74 EP:83> Therigion args. HP:74 EP:82> It seems you are approaching the end of your journey! You are sure that you can hear the sounds of rushing water just up ahead, and every so often a gust of wind blows in your face! It might just be your imagination, but you also think you can see a bit of light! say bad heal :P You say in Westron: bad heal :P HP:74 EP:81> l You feel a pang of sudden fear as you realize your piece of driftwood is beginning to fall apart! The rather violent current and the waves, combined with your weight and the time it has already spent in the water is beginning to take its toll... you probably should prepare yourself for a swim, just in case. Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Therigion the silvan Mastermind (Demonic) HP:75 EP:81> HP:75 EP:79> say i was worried You say in Westron: i was worried HP:75 EP:77> Therigion falls screaming the 60 feet down to the pool below. Suddenly the tunnel ends, and your hopes are shattered as you realize you are about to fall 60 feet straight down into a black pool of icy cold water! Mid-air Therigion the silvan Mastermind (Demonic) Athin falls screaming from the tunnel above. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You are madly flailing your arms and legs about, futilely trying to grab ahold of anything to stop your fall! It's only a matter of seconds now before you will fall head-first into black, unknown, icy cold waters. l You are falling! Air ruffles your clothes and hair as you quickly approach the icy cold pool many feet below. You suddenly become aware that you are hollering like a woman in labour, but for some reason you are unable to contain yourself. Maybe it's the fear of what might be lurking below that is making you scream like this, or maybe you're just afraid of heights? Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Therigion the silvan Mastermind (Demonic) HP:50 EP:68> say i should listen to my feelings Athin plunges headfirst into the black waters with a SPLASH! A pool Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) {below you} Taking a deep breath, you begin to swim. Therigion falls screaming from the tunnel exit 60 feet above, and plunges headfirst into the pool with a SPLASH! You plunge deep down into the pool! Your first estimate was right, this pool is cold! The impact with the smooth surface of the pool knocks you half senseless, but you are mindful enough to quickly swim to the surface. You say in Westron: i should listen to my feelings HP:45 EP:66> Athin swims off to the north. Therigion swims off to the north. cout <---- Panic, alias typo You strain against the waters, keeping afloat. What? You strain against the waters, keeping afloat. You are acquiring a rather foul odor from the water. You swim north. A pool You're beginning to smell worse. You swim west. A pool HP:45 EP:21> You can't swim that way! HP:45 EP:21> You can't swim that way! You can't swim that way! HP:45 EP:21> You strain against the waters, keeping afloat. You stop swimming. A small valley Athin Kantiran the sindar Shadow Mage (Dark Artist) Therigion the silvan Mastermind (Demonic)