I just felt in the mood to share these. Found it funny is all, first one person, then two, then three, all in one day
Another SoU attempt, after the Nagash one - this time with two people To give them credit, they did catch me by surprise! <(-HP:147 EP:152-)> You are standing at the entrance to a small olog-hai camp. The camp is really small, since it consists only of seven tents. It is probably only used for a squad of trolls. The ground you stand on is bare. The air is thick with smoke from Mount Doom. You choke and cough from the smoke in the air. The only obvious exits are enter and out. Corpse of Guard An olog-hai guarding the entrance An empty bottle <(-HP:147 EP:152-)> Idrial tells you: ah You hit Guard very hard. Guard hits you. some gold coins : Ok. <(-HP:141 EP:152-)> The Gorgoroth(n, enter, e, s and w) Vermond the dunedain Archmage (Demonic) Gothwin the dunedain Lady Death (Shadowspawn of Mordor) <(-HP:141 EP:152-)> In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported. Vermond's staff fires a red beam at you and hits you dead on. You scream in agony! Suddenly a blue mist forms around you and gets absorbed by the powers of Vermond's staff! Vermond removes a strange runed staff. Vermond puts a strange runed staff into a leather scout ruck. You tremble as Vermond wields the fang of Sauron. Vermond wields his fang. You graze Vermond. You put 56 gold in your pockets. Gothwin chats with her party. In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported. Without warning, Gothwin stabs you from behind! You notice Gothwin sizing you up. What? <(-HP:114 EP:152-)> You notice Gothwin sizing you up. You are too busy to make an attack! Gothwin misses you. Entrance to an olog-hai camp(enter and out) Corpse of Guard An olog-hai guarding the entrance An empty bottle Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:114 EP:152-)> The fluid tastes bitter in your mouth. <(-HP:199 EP:230-)> You are too busy to make an attack! Suddenly you have a massive headache. Gothwin bites Guard with the fang, leaving ugly wounds! Guard misses Vermond. The Gorgoroth(n, enter, e, s and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:199 EP:230-)> The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w) A hulking Orc warrior snarls at you Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:199 EP:230-)> Orc path(n, e, se, s and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:199 EP:230-)> You hit Gothwin very hard. Gothwin hits you very hard, leaving severed body parts! Do: starting commands. <(-HP:185 EP:230-)> Orc path(n, e, s and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:185 EP:230-)> Orc path(n, e, s and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:185 EP:230-)> Orc path(e, s, sw and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:185 EP:230-)> Orc path(nw, e, s and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:185 EP:230-)> The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:185 EP:230-)> Do: Commands completed. <(-HP:185 EP:230-)> The Isenmouthe(n, se, s, sw and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:185 EP:230-)> You notice Vermond sizing you up. You miss Gothwin. Gothwin misses you. You notice Gothwin sizing you up. You miss Gothwin. Gothwin misses you. Vermond misses you. You notice Gothwin sizing you up. Do: starting commands. <(-HP:185 EP:230-)> Orc path(ne, e, s and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:185 EP:230-)> Orc path(e, se, s and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:185 EP:230-)> Orc path(e, sw and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:185 EP:230-)> Orc path(nw, e and s) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:185 EP:230-)> Orc Camp(n, nw and se) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:185 EP:230-)> A dark entrance(gateway and s) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:185 EP:230-)> Guard shouts in some strange tongue: porl snort toth! The guard room(n and out) A huge ugly orc guard Guard shouts in some strange tongue: kxha eart squeetokl! Gothwin enters. Guard shouts in some strange tongue: arg ahsh unth! Vermond enters. <(-HP:185 EP:230-)> You give Guard some gold coins. The orc jumps for joy and says in some strange tongue: intork ashunth! narangst coorg, khazunth ari. <(-HP:185 EP:230-)> Gothwin gives Guard some gold coins. Guard whispers something to Gothwin and looks very happy. Guard winks at you. The bedroom(s) Gothwin enters. <(-HP:185 EP:230-)> You're too busy fighting to fade into the background! <(-HP:185 EP:230-)> You're too busy fighting to fade into the background! <(-HP:185 EP:230-)> You're too busy fighting to fade into the background! <(-HP:185 EP:230-)> You're too busy fighting to fade into the background! <(-HP:185 EP:230-)> You're too busy fighting to fade into the background! <(-HP:185 EP:230-)> Guard shouts in some strange tongue: porl snort toth! The guard room(n and out) Vermond the dunedain Archmage (Demonic) A huge ugly orc guard Guard shouts in some strange tongue: kxha eart squeetokl! Gothwin enters. <(-HP:185 EP:230-)> You are too busy to make an attack! Gothwin misses you. Vermond chops you. Guard whispers something to Gothwin and looks very happy. The orc jumps for joy and says in some strange tongue: intork ashunth! narangst coorg, khazunth ari. You give Guard some gold coins. The orc jumps for joy and says in some strange tongue: intork ashunth! narangst coorg, khazunth ari. <(-HP:173 EP:230-)> Gothwin gives Guard some gold coins. Guard whispers something to Gothwin and looks very happy. Guard winks at you. The bedroom(s) Gothwin enters. <(-HP:173 EP:230-)> You're too busy fighting to fade into the background! <(-HP:173 EP:230-)> You're too busy fighting to fade into the background! <(-HP:173 EP:230-)> You're too busy fighting to fade into the background! <(-HP:173 EP:230-)> You're too busy fighting to fade into the background! <(-HP:173 EP:230-)> You're too busy fighting to fade into the background! <(-HP:173 EP:230-)> You're too busy fighting to fade into the background! <(-HP:173 EP:230-)> You're too busy fighting to fade into the background! <(-HP:173 EP:230-)> You're too busy fighting to fade into the background! <(-HP:173 EP:230-)> You're too busy fighting to fade into the background! <(-HP:173 EP:230-)> You're too busy fighting to fade into the background! <(-HP:173 EP:230-)> What? <(-HP:173 EP:230-)> Guard shouts in some strange tongue: porl snort toth! The guard room(n and out) Vermond the dunedain Archmage (Demonic) A huge ugly orc guard Guard shouts in some strange tongue: kxha eart squeetokl! Gothwin enters. <(-HP:173 EP:230-)> You can't go that way! <(-HP:173 EP:230-)> You can't go that way! <(-HP:173 EP:230-)> You can't go that way! <(-HP:173 EP:230-)> You can't go that way! <(-HP:173 EP:230-)> You can't go that way! <(-HP:173 EP:230-)> Do: Commands completed. <(-HP:173 EP:230-)> Guard whispers something to Gothwin and looks very happy. The orc jumps for joy and says in some strange tongue: intork ashunth! narangst coorg, khazunth ari. <(-HP:173 EP:230-)> Gothwin blahs. You notice Vermond sizing you up. You are too busy to make an attack! Gothwin cuts your arm, leaving several bruises. Vermond misses you. You notice Gothwin sizing you up. You hit Vermond very hard. Gothwin misses you. Vermond cuts your arm, leaving several bruises. You can't go that way! <(-HP:160 EP:230-)> You can't go that way! <(-HP:160 EP:230-)> A dark entrance(gateway and s) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:160 EP:230-)> You inflict massive damage to Gothwin. Gothwin cuts your arm, leaving several bruises. Vermond misses you. You notice Vermond sizing you up. Orc Camp(n, nw and se) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:152 EP:230-)> You hit Gothwin hard. Gothwin misses you. Vermond chops you. You notice Gothwin sizing you up. Orc path(nw, e and s) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:142 EP:230-)> Orc path(e, sw and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:142 EP:230-)> Orc path(e, se, s and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:142 EP:230-)> Orc path(ne, e, s and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:142 EP:230-)> The Isenmouthe(n, se, s, sw and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:142 EP:230-)> You miss Gothwin. Gothwin chops you. Vermond misses you. You notice Vermond sizing you up. Do: starting commands. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> Udun(n, e, s and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> Suddenly Pit creature attacks you! Udun(n, e, s and w) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> Udun(n, e, s and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> Udun(n, e, s and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> Udun(n, e, s and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> Udun(e, s and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> Do: Commands completed. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> Gothwin looks at you. Udun(n, e, s and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> Udun(n, e, s and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> Suddenly Pit creature attacks you! Udun(n, e, s and w) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> Suddenly Pit creature attacks you! Udun(n, e, s and w) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> The Morannon(n and s) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> Inside Mordor(e and s) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> You are too busy to make an attack! Gothwin misses you. Vermond misses you. You can't go that way! <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> Do: starting commands. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> The foot of the Ered Lithui(w and tunnel) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> The entrance of the Maggot-holes(n, ne, nw and tunnel) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> A twisting tunnel(ne, nw, e, se and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> A dark, stinky tunnel(n, nw and e) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> A tunnel in the Wormholes(n, nw, e and se) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> A dark, stinky tunnel(ne, nw, e, se and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> A twisting tunnel(n, se, s and sw) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> A twisting tunnel(n and s) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> A twisting tunnel(n, ne, nw and s) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> A dark, stinky tunnel(n, nw, e, se, sw and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> A twisting tunnel(ne, nw, e, se, s and w) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> A twisting tunnel(nw, se, s and sw) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:131 EP:230-)> You hit Gothwin very hard. Gothwin misses you. Vermond cuts your arm, leaving several bruises. A mysterious stairway(staircase and se) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:126 EP:230-)> Pass to the Carchost(n and tunnel) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:126 EP:230-)> Pass to the Carchost(n and s) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:126 EP:230-)> Pass to the Carchost(n and s) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:126 EP:230-)> The Carchost gate(gate and s) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:126 EP:230-)> In the hall of the Carchost(stairs, hall, passage and out) Sokralg an orc sentinel is here A human slave A putrid piece of meat Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:126 EP:230-)> A stairway(u and w) An easterling archer is near a window Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:126 EP:230-)> A stairway(d, u and w) A human slave An easterling archer is near a window Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:126 EP:230-)> A corridor in the Carchost(n, stairs and s) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:126 EP:230-)> You notice Gothwin sizing you up. Carchost's storage room(s) An empty bottle Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:126 EP:230-)> Do: Commands completed. <(-HP:126 EP:230-)> <(-HP:126 EP:230-)> Do: starting commands. <(-HP:126 EP:230-)> A corridor in the Carchost(n, stairs and s) Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:126 EP:230-)> A stairway(d, u and w) A human slave An easterling archer is near a window Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:126 EP:230-)> A stairway(e, d and u) An easterling archer is near a window [2] Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:126 EP:230-)> You hit Gothwin very hard. Gothwin misses you. Vermond misses you. As you enter the room a big man grabs you by the neck and knocks you down! A torture chamber(hole) Ghulak the torture-master is here! Gothwin enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:126 EP:230-)> You manage to slip through Ghulak's clutches! A stairway(e, d and u) An easterling archer is near a window [2] <(-HP:126 EP:210-)> <(-HP:126 EP:210-)> A stairway(d, u and w) A human slave An easterling archer is near a window <(-HP:126 EP:210-)> A corridor in the Carchost(n, stairs and s) <(-HP:126 EP:210-)> Carchost's storage room(s) An empty bottle <(-HP:126 EP:210-)> Do: Commands completed. <(-HP:126 EP:210-)> You fade into the background, an anonymous and nameless member of society, invisible to all but the most diligent of observers. A while later...with three people! The bandits' guardpost(n and out) A big bandit A young bandit <(-HP:210 EP:219-)> Entrance to a camp(n, enter, e, s and w) Daimen has returned, the dunedain Medicine Man (Angelic) Rougan Lathandyr the dunedain Swordsdancer Vermond the dunedain Archmage (Demonic) Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Moral) Thalus the dwarf Wolf Spirit (Moral) <(-HP:210 EP:219-)> Someone steps into the background. Do: starting commands. <(-HP:210 EP:219-)> The Plains(n, e, s and w) Thalus enters. Vermond enters. Vixen enters. <(-HP:210 EP:219-)> The Plains(n, e, s and w) An ugly orc Thalus enters. Vixen enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:210 EP:219-)> The Plains(n, e, s and w) Thalus enters. Vermond enters. Vixen enters. <(-HP:210 EP:219-)> The Plains(n, e, s and w) Thalus enters. Vixen enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:210 EP:219-)> Do: Commands completed. <(-HP:210 EP:219-)> Thalus falls down laughing. Do: starting commands. <(-HP:211 EP:220-)> The Plains(n, e, s and w) Thalus enters. Vermond enters. Vixen enters. <(-HP:211 EP:220-)> The Plains(n, e, s and w) An ugly orc Thalus enters. Vixen enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:211 EP:220-)> The Plains(n, e, s and w) An ugly orc Thalus enters. Vermond enters. Vixen enters. <(-HP:211 EP:220-)> The Plains(n, e, s and w) An ugly orc Thalus enters. Vixen enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:211 EP:220-)> The Grey Havens(e, s and w) Thalus enters. Vermond enters. Vixen enters. <(-HP:211 EP:220-)> Grey Havens entrance(e, s and w) An elven guard [2] A signpost Thalus enters. Vixen enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:211 EP:220-)> Do: Commands completed. <(-HP:211 EP:220-)> Vermond removes the fang of Sauron. Vermond puts the fang of Sauron into a black studded leather baldric. You grin. <(-HP:211 EP:220-)> Thalus hits Guard very hard, leaving severed body parts! Guard misses Thalus. Guard misses Thalus. Vermond wields his strange runed staff. Vermond's staff fires a red beam at you and hits you dead on. You scream in agony! Suddenly a blue mist forms around you and gets absorbed by the powers of Vermond's staff! Vermond removes a strange runed staff. Vermond puts a strange runed staff into an Orc courier pack. Vermond whips his fang from his black leather baldric with a whisk of menace! You tremble as Vermond wields the fang of Sauron. Vermond wields the fang of Sauron. Do: starting commands. <(-HP:165 EP:220-)> A paved street(e, s and w) A fair and helpful elven bard Thalus enters. Vermond enters. Vixen enters. <(-HP:165 EP:220-)> A square with a statue(ne, e, se and w) A message stone A majestic statue of Gil-Galad A sign is posted here for new characters. An old gossiper [27 rumours] Grey Havens Newbie Board [29 notes, 5 new] Thalus enters. Vixen enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:165 EP:220-)> A paved street(n, e, s and w) Thalus enters. Vermond enters. Vixen enters. <(-HP:165 EP:220-)> A paved street(e, nw, sw and w) An injured seagull Thalus enters. Vixen enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:165 EP:220-)> Grey Havens courthouse(e) Trelia, proud civil servant Thalus enters. Vermond enters. Vixen enters. <(-HP:165 EP:220-)> You can't go that way! <(-HP:165 EP:220-)> Do: Commands completed. <(-HP:165 EP:220-)> Rougan tells you: sou here A paved street(e, nw, sw and w) An injured seagull Thalus enters. Vixen enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:165 EP:220-)> You miss Vermond. Street circle with fountain(ne, e, nw, se, sw and w) A wonderful fountain sprays water into the air Thalus enters. Vermond enters. Vixen enters. <(-HP:165 EP:220-)> A vibrant garden(enter and e) Thalus enters. Vixen enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:165 EP:220-)> You notice Vermond sizing you up. The tower entrance(n and out) An elven guard Thalus enters. Vermond enters. Vixen enters. <(-HP:165 EP:220-)> A long hallway(n, s, u and w) Thalus enters. Vixen enters. Vermond enters. <(-HP:165 EP:220-)> A long hallway(n, d, s and u) An elven lad Thalus enters. Vermond enters. Vixen enters. <(-HP:165 EP:220-)> You miss Vermond. Vixen does a pushkick straight on your chest, giving her time to shoot another arrow at you. Vixen draws back on a bow. Vixen's silver arrow devastates you with thunderous force. That hurts! You panic, overcome by agonizing pain! You collaps to the ground from the poisoned arrow! You fall to the ground. Vixen nocks a handcrafted arrow. Thalus smashes his forehead into your nose. <(-HP:110 EP:220-)> You are still unconscious. Vixen draws back on a bow. Vixen sears your flesh with a handcrafted arrow. Vixen nocks a handcrafted arrow. You are unconscious and can do nothing! <(-HP:101 EP:220-)> You are unconscious and can do nothing! <(-HP:101 EP:220-)> You notice Thalus sizing you up. You are unconscious and can do nothing! <(-HP:101 EP:220-)> You are unconscious and can do nothing! <(-HP:101 EP:220-)> You are unconscious and can do nothing! <(-HP:101 EP:220-)> You are still unconscious. Vixen draws back on a bow. Vixen sears your flesh with a handcrafted arrow. Vixen nocks a handcrafted arrow. You are unconscious and can do nothing! <(-HP:92 EP:220-)> You notice Vixen sizing you up. You notice Thalus sizing you up. You are unconscious and can do nothing! <(-HP:92 EP:220-)> You are unconscious and can do nothing! <(-HP:92 EP:220-)> You are unconscious and can do nothing! <(-HP:92 EP:220-)> You notice Thalus sizing you up. You are unconscious and can do nothing! <(-HP:92 EP:220-)> You regain consciousness. You miss Vixen. Vixen draws back on a bow. Thalus misses you. The guest quarters(n) A trash can <(-HP:92 EP:220-)> You fade into the background, an anonymous and nameless member of society, invisible to all but the most diligent of observers. <(-HP:92 EP:180-)> A long hallway(n, d, s and u) Vixen burz'ilid the sindar Deadly Shot (Moral) Vermond the dunedain Archmage (Demonic) Thalus the dwarf Wolf Spirit (Moral) An elven lad <(-HP:92 EP:180-)> You grin. <(-HP:92 EP:180-)> <(-HP:93 EP:180-)> Vixen smirks in amusement. <(-HP:93 EP:179-)> You find two arrows.